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Mae govannen everyone! I'm IeniraShur'tugal, but you can call me Nessima(which is literally my name in Quenya), or just Nessi.

H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K= HALF OF MY ENERGY WASTED ON RANDOM KNOWLEDGE. Paste this into your profile if you think it's true.

I believe in Jesus Christ the Lord as my Saviour and redeemer, and could not live without Him in my life. If you do too, and aren't afraid to admit it, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name to the list. Kakashis-First-Kiss, jedigal125, iloveJacobandJasper, Vampirewithasecret, Lacey-The-Invisible-Ninja, James018, AdorableElephant, MelRose520, I am an Anonymous Person, WingedPurpleBookWorm4Life,FluteFishySmart, Pirate-Spy-Demigod-Wizard,Sweetpanda12, SamCarter121314, Gigigue Epic Elven Warrior Princess, TimeyWimeyGirl, OneSizeFitsAll, Lily Lindsey-Aubery, Arwen Pevensie, Sixty-four K, Neril,IeniraShur'tugal

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

96 percent of teens won't stand up for Christ. If you are one of the 4 percent that will, copy and paste this in your profile.

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If You Believe
Christianity is
NOT Just A Religion
It's A Relationship
Let Your Lights Shine Bright
For Christ Is To Return Soon
Love Jesus

If you love God and you're not ashamed of Him repost this, and see what he does for you tonight

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this.

10 Sure Ways to Drive People Out of their Minds *

1. When you go to see the play Waiting for Godot,get up halfway through the it and walk onto stage carrying two suitcases, stare at the two patient tramps, and say in your most confident, perky voice: "Hello, I am Godot."

2. When someone proposes to you, stare hypnotized at the ring, then reach a quavering hand out towards it, and break into your best Galadriel: "And now at last it comes. You will give me the Ring freely! In the place of a Dark Lord you will set up a Queen…" etc., and don't forget "All will love me and despair!"

3. If you are ever asked to be someone's ring bearer at a marriage, dress up as Frodo.

4. When you think someone is acting immature, become Gandalf and soundly lecture him or her with plenty of "Fool of" whatever-their-last-name-happens-to-be put in.

5. Put life sized cardboard cut out black riders all around your house just before guests come.

6. Demand that everyone at school and/or work call you by your Elvish name.

7. When you are in a crowded elevator, start sobbing and tell your fellow passengers that you are the last Elf, and explain exactly how lonely you are because no one can understand you.

8. Pretend you are talking to an invisible Frodo at every opportunity you can get. Tell him not to be so shy, things like that.

9. In the early morning, stand on the top of a slide at a campground and sing, "Everybody's Got a Water Buffalo" at the top of your lungs.

10. Write letters to your neighbors from characters in books and stick them in their mailboxes early in the morning before they wake up.

Note: Each participant is responsible for him/herself. I am in no way accountable for his/her actions.

Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.

~Willy Wonka

Be who you are and say how you feel, because those that mind don't matter and those that matter don't mind.

~Dr. Seuss

I'm a writer, therefore I am not sane.

~Edgar Allan Poe

For myself, for a long time... I felt inauthentic or something, I felt like my voice wasn't worth hearing, and I think everyone's voice is worth hearing. So if you've got something to say, say it from the rooftops.

~Tom Hiddleston

Courage is about knowing not when to take a life, but when to spare one.

~Gandalf

My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people don't know.

~Sherlock Holmes

R.I.P. to That girl you called a slut in class today. She's a virgin. The pregnant girl walking down the street. She got raped.The boy you called lame. He has to work every night to support his family. That girl you pushed down the other day. She's already being abused at home. That girl you called fat. She's starving herself. The old man you made fun of 'cause he had ugly scars. He fought for our country. The boy you made fun of for crying. His mother is dying. You think you know them .Guess what? You don't! RE-POST if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't.

My Personal Writer's Pact

I do not write ANY M rated fanfictions.

I do not write ANY slash, including fem slash.

My stories do not contain any swearing, but I do use that fandom's phrases or words occasionally.

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Ways to annoy Non-Tolkien fans

1: Insult them in Elvish. Do not offer translations.

2: Tell them they’ll end up just like Denethor. Refuse to tell them what happened to Denethor.

3: Threaten to feed them to Shelob. Laugh evilly when they ask who Shelob is.

4: Quote Gandalf. Constantly. No matter how irrelevant the quotes are.

5: Say, ‘I would cut off your head for that, if it stood but a little higher from the ground’ every time they insult LOTR/The Hobbit.

6: Play ‘LOTR in 99 seconds’ on a loop whenever they are around.

7: Walk barefoot all day. Say that you are getting in touch with your inner hobbit.

8: Demand an explanation of why they dislike ‘the masterpieces of the esteemed Professor’ every time you see them.

9: Whenever they suggest doing something, refute it by saying, ‘One does not simply (insert verb here)’.

10: Hum the Shire theme incessantly.

11: Whenever a plane flies overhead, shriek, 'wraiths! Wraiths on wings!' and go hide in a closet.

12: Base all English essays on the lord of the rings books or movies.

13: Constantly ask them what their elf eyes see.

14: Talk like Gollum.

15. Threaten them with the wrath of the Valar.

You know you're a Lord of the Rings fan when:

10. Calling everything 'my precious' or you find yourself saying 'gollum, gollum'.

9. Saying it's not missing it's just 'Fallen into the Shadow'.

8. 'Go to Mordor' becomes your substitute for Go to Hell.

7. When somebody tries to help you, you find yourself saying "Nobody tosses a dwarf!"

6. You have asked anyone that had something extraordinarily beautiful "Is that elven-made?"

5. You base your decisions on which direction to take by saying "The air is not so foul down here."

4. You justify taking things from others that you want by saying "You cannot wield it!"

3. To convince someone to do something for you, you whine "You owe me your allegiance!"

2. You say "Fool of a Took!" to stupid people.

1. You enjoy walking along a lake or beach and scaring small children by grabbing them and intensely declaring "Do Not Disturb the Water!"


Six truths in life

1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time: a physical impossibility

2. All idiots, after reading this will try it

3. And discover that it's a lie

4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.

5. You will soon post this on your profile for another idiot to see.

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.

I sincerely apologize about this but I am an idiot and i needed company =)

If you count as an idiot, post this onto your profile!

I'm not an idiot, I'm a fool of a Took!

10 FACTS ABOUT YOURSELF!
1. You're reading my profile
2. You're realizing that's a stupid fact
4. You didn't notice I skipped three
5. You're checking
6. You're smiling
7. You're still reading my profile
9. You didn't realize I skipped eight
10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again. :)
11. You are enjoying this
12. You didn't realize there's only supposed to be ten facts

Copy and paste if you fell for it, too. You know you did. LOL

95% of teens would be crying if Justin Bieber was on a 100 ft tall building about to jump. If you are some of the 5% who brought popcorn and friends, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.

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If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

French class. The class where everyone goes to class hoping they don't have to conjugate French verbs. Post this on your profile if you hate French verbs.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

Pyromaniac? Put this in your profile. (YAY FIRE!)

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

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SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! If you are really random put this on your profile.

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Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.

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Fave Quotes:

You shall not pass! (Gandalf)- The Fellowship of The Ring

I am patient,I can wait (Thranduil)- Desolation of Smaug


'Why, O my people,' he cried, 'why should we longer serve these jealous Valar, who cannot keep us, nor their own realm even, secure from their Enemy? And though he be now their foe, are not they and he of one kin? Vengeance calls me hence, but even were it otherwise, I would not dwell longer in the same land with the kin of my father's slayer and the thief of my treasure. Yet I am not the only valiant in this valiant people. And have ye not all lost your king? And what else have ye not lost, cooped here in a narrow land between the jealous mountains and the harvestless Sea? Here once was light, that the Valar begrudged to Middle-earth, but now dark levels all. Shall we mourn here deedless for ever, a shadow-folk, mist-haunting, dropping vain tears in the salt thankless Sea? Or shall we go home? In Kuiviénen sweet ran the waters under unclouded stars, and wide lands lay about where a free folk might walk. There they lie still and await us who in our folly forsook them. Come away! Let the cowards keep this city. But by the blood of Finwë! unless I dote, if the cowards only remain, then grass will grow in the streets. Nay, rot, mildew, and toadstool.'
Long he spoke, and ever he urged the Noldor to follow him and by their own prowess to win freedom and great realms in the lands of the East ere it was too late; for he echoed the lies of Melkor that the Valar had cozened them and would hold them captive so that Men might rule Middle-earth; and many of the Eldar heard then for the first time of the Aftercomers. 'Fair shall the end be,' he cried, 'though long and hard shall be the road! Say farewell to bondage! But say farewell also to ease! Say farewell to the weak! Say farewell to your treasures - more still shall we make! Journey light. But bring with you your swords! For we will go further than Tauros, endure longer than Tulkas: we will never turn back from pursuit. After Morgoth to the ends of the Earth! War shall he have and hatred undying. But when we have conquered and have regained the Silmarils that he stole, then behold! We, we alone, shall be the lords of the unsullied Light, and masters of the bliss and the beauty of Arda! No other race shall oust us!'
Then Fëanor swore a terrible oath. Straightway his seven sons leaped to his side and each took the selfsame oath; and red as blood shone their drawn swords in the glare of the torches.
'Be he foe or friend, be he foul or clean,
brood of Morgoth or bright Vala,
Elda or Maia or Aftercomer,
Man yet unborn upon Middle-earth,
neither law, nor love, nor league of swords,
dread nor danger, not Doom itself,
shall defend him from Fëanor, and Fëanor's kin,
whoso hideth or hoardeth, or in hand taketh,
finding keepeth or afar casteth
a Silmaril. This swear we all:
death we will deal him ere Day's ending,
woe unto world's end! Our word hear thou,
Eru Allfather! To the everlasting
Darkness doom us if our deed faileth.
On the holy mountain hear in witness
and our vow remember, Manwë and Varda!'

Feanaro's speech at Tirion on Túna, because everyone needs it on their profile

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

this is person cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line :)

You Know You're a Book Nerd If: (The italicized ones apply to me)

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

You stay up to read a book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading

Just about everything you do revolves around reading. If you're not reading, you're probably on fanfiction.net, drawing fan art, etc.

You try to get all of your friends to read your favorite books.

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time.

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class.

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your computer.

You've got a book memorized.

You've read a specific book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.

You talk to characters like they can hear you.

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.

IF YOU ARE A BOOK NERD AND PROUD OF IT, COPY AND PASTE ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!!!!!

If you love reading, copy this into your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book, copy and paste this into your profile. (LOTR!!!)

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I wish to see Aslan shake his mane,

To help destroy Isildur's Bane,

To soar high upon a dragon's back,

To sail the seven seas with Captain Jack,

To take lessons with Professor Dumbledore,

To fight in battles until evil's no more.

All this I wish to do and see,

If I could just escape reality.

-Maethorelen

Post this on your profile if you want to escape reality!

The pledge of a good fanfiction author:

No matter how old the fanfiction is, read it.

No matter how many reviews it already has, review it.

Even if there are no reviews, read the story if you like the summary.

If it is the worst piece of writing out there, do not flame.

NEVER, EVER DELIBERATELY TRASH A PERSON BECAUSE THEIR WRITING IS BAD!

Don't be afraid to speak your mind.

Do not steal ideas.

Remember to update your own stories regularly.

If you think you do all of those things, copy and paste this into your profile.

All that is gold does not glitter,

Not all who wander are lost.

The old that is strong does not wither,

Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

From the ashes a fire shall be woken,

A light from the shadows shall spring.

Renewed shall be blade that was broken,

The crownless again shall be king.

Put this in your profile if you will always be a Lord of the Rings fan!

All that is gold does not glitter,

Not all who wander are lost.

The old that is strong does not wither,

Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

From the ashes a fire shall be woken,

A light from the shadows shall spring.

Renewed shall be blade that was broken,

The crownless again shall be king.

Put this in your profile if you will always be a Lord of the Rings fan!

I will remember Frodo
When I am faced with an impossible task
I will remember Sam
When my friend needs me
I will remember Merry
When I want to fight for those I love
I will remember Pippin
When curiosity gets the better of me
I will remember Aragorn
When I can't hide from my future
I will remember Legolas
When defying the laws of friendship
I will remember Gimli
When I feel proud of myself
I will remember Boromir
When I forget about friendship
I will remember Arwen
When I sacrifice things for the people I love
I will remember Elrond
When trying to make wise choices
I will remember Galadriel
When I see that someone has the potential to change the world
I will remember Éowyn
When I cannot be with the one I love
I will remember Éomer
When I look at my siblings
I will remember Theoden
When I see my family for the last time
I will remember Gollum
When I want something to myself
I will remember Faramir
When I feel worthless
I will remember Denethor
When I'm blinded by grief
I will remember Grima
When fear controls me
I will remember Saruman
When I ignore people in need
I will remember Sauron
When I become addicted to power

I will remember John Ronald Reuel Tolkien
When I reality is ruining my dreams
But when it's time to read the last sentence one more time
And close the book forever more
I will remember one last time
That John Ronald Reuel Tolkien
Has given me a light in dark places
When all the other lights went out.

Got that from BlackShaftedArrow. If you're a Lord of the Rings fan, copy and paste this to your profile.

I will remember Bilbo

When I find hidden courage inside of me
I will remember Thorin
When I lose faith
I will remember Fili
When I protect my siblings
I will remember Kili
When I feel reckless
I will remember Balin
When advising others
I will remember Dwalin
When I need to be strong
I will remember Gloin
When trying to save money
I will remember Oin
When I need to pay attention
I will remember Bombur
When I am cooking
I will remember Bofur
When trying to be positive
I will remember Bifur
When people doubt others by their appearance
I will remember Dori
When I am over-protective
I will remember Nori
When I take my life into my hands
I will remember Ori
When people doubt me because of my age
I will remember Bard
When helping strangers
I will remember Thranduil
When wanting the best for my family
I will remember Smaug
When I want to destroy things
I will remember Gandalf
When I am faced with death

I will remember John Ronald Reuel Tolkien
When reality is ruining my dreams
But when it's time to read the last sentence one more time
And close the book forever more
I will remember one last time
That John Ronald Reuel Tolkien
Has given me a light in dark places

When all the other lights went out

The 68 Rules of Middle Earth

1. Never be at the receiving end of a Wizard's staff. You'll end up with bruises or otherwise.

2. Balrogs: Never take an Istari lightly. It will be your undoing.

3. Nazgul: Don't challenge a she-elf, who's bearing a Halfling if:

a) She has a sword

b) Can most likely use mentioned sword

c) Is in a supposedly trickling stream

d) Knows how to command supposed stream

4. Never underestimate Strider's hearing.

5. Don't snore if Strider is within hitting range. Especially if you're in Lothlorien and the elves are singing a lament.

6. It's never a good idea to play with the Urak-Hai. Especially if they're looking for Hobbits.

7. To many lembas = stinky boat. Seriously Pippin?

8. Or shield-maidens of Rohan for that matter.

9. Never try to steal Legolas' horse. Or any other elven horse, while we're on the subject.

10. Careful who you call 'pointy-eared'. You might end up with an arrow between your eyes next time, instead of your legs.

11. Just because it's a few decades old doesn't mean that it's not sharp. I won't even go on...

12. Falling off a cliff into a raging river has never been a good idea.

13. Trying to steal Bilbo's silver spoons.

14. Please don't overdo it with Ent-water. Height doesn't always matter.

15. Speaking of Ents, NEVER EVER underestimate their strength and endurance. Especially if they are angry.

16. Never ask Gandalf how old he is. He'll probably give you a riddle. Or not answer at all.

17. Never give up hope if Aragorn's around. It will end up with you rallying or men and riding out to meet the army amassed at your front door.

18. Never tell a wizard he is late. He'll just tell you that he's always on time.

19. Sometimes smoking isn't the best idea when you are in a meeting. You might choke on the smoke.

20. Aragorn was named Estel for a reason. Don't tell him he shouldn't be King of Gondor.

21. Just because someone appears dead, doesn't mean that they are. Make sure before you try to torch them.

22. Don't turn your back after a Balrog falls off a bridge. Make sure they have at least fallen a few thousand feet, before you do.

23. Don't ask Gandalf if he ever loses his pointy hat. He doesn't.

24. Who says that mushrooms have addled Radagast's brain? He seems perfectly fine to me.

25. Just because you are at the head of the White Council, doesn't necessarily mean that you are the most powerful person in Arda. News flash Saurman: You're not.

26. Looks can be deceiving. Gandalf isn't as frail as he appears.

27. Gandalf can bark and bite. So be careful.

28. Never steal Legolas' shampoo

29. Or his conditioner. Seriously, don't try it. Ever.

30. Almost being discovered by Easterlings wasn't the greatest idea, Frodo.

31. Staying hidden at a secret council was the idea. Joining the Quest wasn't. (At first, anyway...)

32. I thought that Wizards could solve any riddle. Apparently not...

33. Next time Pippin, be careful which skeleton you touch. I wouldn't advise one holding the bucket, sitting on the edge of a well.

34. Not bringing shaving items was a great idea, Aragorn! (No sarcasm)

35. Or his hair gel. You know what?! Just don't even try to steal Legolas' hair stuff! Period!

36. You might want to check who's at the door before you yell, "No thank you! We don't want any more visitors, well-wishers or distant relations!"

37. Never ask a Wizard the exact time they will show up. They will almost never show when we would like them to.

38. Never say "My precioussssssss." You would probably have a lot of people wanting you, well...

39. You probably would want to watch your back if Isuldir has the One Ring.

40. How about checking if there are any captives before you attack?!

41. Frodo, a Wizard will rarely, if ever, tell you his secrets.

42. Barely involved Gandalf? *snorts* Oh yeah, sure. Like that's true. Not.

43. I didn't know that throwing half of your quiver away while fighting a dragon was a good idea. Maybe I'll try it sometime!

44. Ice isn't always as strong as it looks, Thorin.

45. Whoever said that dwarves and elves never get along, period, obviously had never heard of possibilities. There's always hope!

46. Oh, come on Sam! Don't be shy!

47. Maybe someone should guard the fireworks if Merry and Pippin are around. :)

48. Never call Denthor mad. Call him insane and then run.

49. What did Gandalf say about the Plantir, Pippin? Do NOT touch it!

50. Never leave your shield behind at camp. You actually might survive a battle.

51. Mushrooms. Always the downfall of Hobbits. Literally.

52. Never play the drinking game with an elf. He'll win.

53. Just because you don't sink in the the snow, doesn't necessarily mean that you can't be buried under it.

54. Talk about bringing down a mountain. Geez, Saurman.

55. Don't throw rocks in the water. Seriously. You might regret it.

56. Careful who you insult. The horse lords of Rohan can be easily aggravated.

57. Always know your directions before you set out from Rivendell.

58. Make sure there aren't any dragons in the vicinity before you begin to collect gold. You might save a whole lot of people the trouble of slaying one.

59. Beware of the gold a dragon has long brooded on.

60. Don't awaken live dragons.

61. NEVER assume an enemy is dead. Sauron, Azog, The Nazgul (Sam thought they where dead in the Dead Marshes scene), Gollum (he fell in Shelob's lair then reappeared at Mount Doom), am I missing anyone?

62. Never trust Gollum.

63. Never say 'good morning' to an Ent. By the time they answer, it'll be night time.

64. Same goes for 'good night'.

65. Never underestimate Dwarves. They have relatives, and ravens.

66. If you think you're winning/losing, always expect a surprise army to arrive at the last moment. :)

67. Never hum and/or sing, 'We're off to the wizard' song around Gandalf, Radagast, or Saurman. Results: You don't want to know.

68. Never underestimate the stubbornness of dwarves.

I love dwarves for their loyalty.

I love elves for their accuracy.

I love wizards for their time.

I'm the type of girl that will burst out laughing over something that happened.. yesterday. Or a week ago. Or a month ago.

I'm not random I just have many thoughts

I'm not random, i just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL!

Do NOT label me, I'm no soup can!

Sarcastic?! ME?! Never!

People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile (Yep. I'll randomly start cackling. I crack myself up XD)

Out of my mind, please leave a message.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.

If you tend to use sarcasm a lot of the time, copy and paste this into your profile.

10 FACTS ABOUT YOURSELF!
1. You're reading my profile
2. You're realizing that's a stupid fact
4. You didn't notice I skipped three
5. You're checking
6. You're smiling
7. You're still reading my profile
9. You didn't realize I skipped eight
10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again. :)
11. You are enjoying this
12. You didn't realize there's only supposed to be ten facts

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

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For Whose Sake by Celsius Fate reviews
Legolas does not know how he came to be at Dol Guldur. He has no recollections of his past. Trained by the Witch-King of Angmar, the Elf becomes the Nazgûl Lord's personal champion. The assassin known as Esgal... [HIATUS]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 42 - Words: 121,097 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 8/23/2014 - Aragorn, Legolas, Elrond, Thranduil
Brothers' Hurt and Elrond's Pains by KaiahAurora reviews
Elrond always has to fix Aragorn and Legolas when they come back broken and bleeding from their adventures. The twins help, but Elladan and Elrohir can be evil. A series of scenes from the many times that the elf lord fixes our two troublemakers. Fluff, funnies, and a bit of angst.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 50,493 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 2/1/2020 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Aragorn, Legolas, Elrond - Complete
Dagor Dagorath: The End of the World as We Know It by theofoz reviews
Love, loss, and courage at the end of the Age of Man. A small band of elves watches over the last children of Numenor as Earth is consumed in a spasm of destruction, from parched California to the killing fields of Afghanistan and all the way to Valinor. Legomance, but incidental to the story, and faithful to canon, even though modern day AU.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 127,838 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/14/2017 - Published: 5/1/2015 - Complete
The Silvan by nimruzir reviews
Legolas is a child of the deep, arcane forest; with the face of a Sinda and the heart of a Silvan, his dream is to become a captain in the king's militia. This is his journey from fantasy to reality, to elven warriorhood and eventually, to unraveling the mystery of his own past, one that will change the course of history.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 68 - Words: 300,282 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 3/29/2017 - Published: 11/22/2015 - Legolas, Glorfindel, Thranduil, Elladan - Complete
The New Age by praylearnwrite reviews
A story about friendship between Eragon & Arya, and what will happen if a rebellious class stucked in Eragon's place. Hope you like it :) Disclaimer: I don't own IC :)
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,466 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/10/2016 - Published: 3/13/2015 - [Arya, Eragon S.]
Elf Café and Mairon's Manor by KiyaNamiel reviews
Míleth, Elíl, and Lir are back with their ships for another chaotic, humor-filled adventure! Join us as we attempt to break the big news to our parents, raise Beleg and Maeglin, cuddle Mairon some more, help Feänor get reborn- and get Maedhros shipped? And what is this new task we've been given?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 116,265 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/31/2016 - Published: 6/14/2015 - Glorfindel, OC, Ecthelion
The Shifting Dragon by FalconFate reviews
When Tania enters Alagaësia from the Northlands, she dreads coming to blows with Galbatorix, the Rider King, or his men. But when she joins the Varden after finding a strange, color-shifting stone, and meets Eragon, the blue Rider, she realizes that the fate of the empire might not just rest in her hands—but also in the claws of a dragon that changes color. Cover art—disneyginger21
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 64 - Words: 91,837 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 3/14/2016 - Published: 12/11/2013 - [Murtagh, OC] [Eragon S., Arya]
A Borrowed Voice by Quantumphysica reviews
A young man survives a car crash that should have killed him… but when he wakes from his coma, he no longer understands English. He speaks gibberish... or so the doctors think; they don't know Old Quenya after all. When he meets Maka Smith, speech therapist and oath-bound kinslayer, an unlikely mission from the Valar forces them to work together… whether they like it or not.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,830 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 3/4/2014 - Maglor
Tainted Love by Immael reviews
"High chiselled cheek bones, startling blue eyes, hair like spun mithril, white-gold beneath the midday sun. But the allure hid only the underlying cruelty, of this she was certain..." In the midst of battle, Legolas is saved from almost certain death by a beautiful, mysterious Elleth. But why does she seem to hate him so? And can he melt her icy heart? Rating may change.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 42,289 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 12/10/2015 - Published: 9/28/2014 - Legolas, OC, Thranduil
Son Apart by Jedi Jesi Jiin reviews
Ten years have passed since Anakin chose family over power. Luke and Leia are near inseparable, and father and son share a unique bond. However, their happy family life as they know it is about to be shattered. When Luke is taken from them, will Anakin lose hope? Will he look to someone else as a replacement for his lost child? Or will the Force bring a father to his son once more?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 90,432 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 8/12/2015 - Luke S., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
See No Evil by LadyKitsuneHavoc reviews
Legolas has been cursed to never see again, unless it is to see something evil. Without the use of his eyes, how will he ever help the fellowship on their quest? In him Sauron unwittingly created a creature that walks in the gray, between the land of the living and the land of the Wraiths. With his fate tied to the Ring and his past haunting him, Legolas' life hangs by a thread.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 106,621 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 10/29/2015 - Published: 5/30/2014 - Legolas
Sons of War by TheLastRider reviews
When Eragon and Saphira disappear in the middle of a battle, Murtagh and Thorn alone discover their prisons. Unwilling to tell the Varden, but still slaves, they must keep this secret from Galbatorix while hunting for a way to be freed. Murtagh's only two legged companion, a half mad elf given to him as a reward, tries to help- but can the sons of war be freed? Bk 4
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 91 - Words: 211,361 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 7/17/2015 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Eragon S., Murtagh, King Galbatorix
He's quite an obsessive boy by Lilythelunarian reviews
The wizarding community always thought that Aiden Maury was a strange boy, constantly fixated on 'The Dark Lord' and coming up with strategies to defeat him. While his parents are at a loss to understand his obsessive behaviour, they don't realise that he is Fëanor son of Finwë reincarnated from Arda with his entire memory in tact.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,230 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/7/2015 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Ron W., Hermione G., Fëanor, Galadriel
Dragon Riders: The rise of a new era reviews
Discontinued, sorry. I'm currently writing LOTR/Inheritance crossover, so if your interested please check it out. Its only about the elves though sorry.I will probably update the first chapter next week of my new story: A meeting of Elves.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,243 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/9/2015 - Published: 6/8/2015 - Eragon S., Arya, Murtagh