Hi. You may have noticed that I don't update much. It will probably stay that way, just because that's how I am. But all of my non-completed works are still WIP, so if inspiration and excess of time collide you may see something new.

My main fandoms are Harry Potter, Prison Break, House, and Lost though I often get caught up in other random fandoms for a one-shot or two. I have too many ships to list, but my top lovelies (for I am an OTP whore) are Draco/Hermione, Michael/Mahone, House/Chase and Ben/Juliet.

In way of a disclaimer: I own nothing. If I owned Harry Potter, opposites would attract. Multiple times each day. And night. If I owned Prison Break, Alex's handcuffs would be put to good use daily, and there would be no need whatsoever for a costume designer. If I owned House, Chase's oral fixation would involve an object much more exotic and interesting and closer to House's cane than a ball-point pen. I hope I've made my point.

Flames will be laughed at and fed to one of my six cats. The snake is a possiblity as well. They live off the things. Though I will understand a bit more if you flame one of my earlier works, as I was thirteen or something equally horrifying and didn't know the difference between there/their/they're at the time -- reading them still makes me cringe. I keep them around only because I hate it when people delete fics I may or may not have liked at some point. Editing/improving past fics is a possibility, though with my current time situation it's not so likely...