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Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

Dear Fanficers,

My name is D_The King Killer. I used to go by 'Goddess of Spite '. Some of youalso knew me as 'Spitey the Usurper ' .

People are still adding my writing to their favorites and sending me requests for updates... so I owe you all an explanation.

A few years ago, I stopped writing fanfic. I did this because I started working on my own original fiction, and began to consider a career as a writer in realistic terms. It's been a crazy and sort-of-successful ride so far.

I want to thank you all for your loyalty and interest. Essentially, it was YOU guys who taught me how to write for an audience. Thank you for all the motivation and encouragement, the critique, the e-mails and even the friendships with some of you.

The only way I can think of repaying you wonderful people, and to give back to the community of writer and readers online, is to write you a novel for free, on line, at my blog , FOREVER.

I, D_ The King Killer, vow to write novels, FOR FREE, chapter by chapter, for all those who care to follow them, as tribute to the days when I was just another young person, with a big imagination and less-than-perfect spelling, on the internet. :)

Be warned: my writing is violent, sexual, crass, gender bending and morally lascivious. It'll be the literary version of a BDSM Mistress; the more she loves you, the more she'll flog you...and the more fun it'll be!

So, without further ado, if you are interested, join me here:

The first installment of my gift to you is called 'CHILDREN OF A FROZEN CITY' and it's about a group of friends, half of which are human, half of whom are monsters, traversing a world that has newly acknowledged the existence of the supernatural, and all the perils, violence and prejudices that come with that.

For those of you choosing to part ways with me, once again thank you. All the best.

xoxo D.

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Quick, Grab the Cheese Wheels and Run! by charmingly-holly reviews
Ginny Weasely is stuck as Maid of Honor in two separate, highly unconventonal weddings. She's none too happy about the situation, as it only reminds her that she is Without a Wizard. To top things off, she's hungry, and she's not allowed to eat her hat...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,769 - Reviews: 1501 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Much Ado About Something by Queen Eleni reviews
Much Ado About Nothing set in Regency England.
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 52,229 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/27/2007 - Published: 12/16/2004 - Complete
Blood Bonds by Sage Darkwoods reviews
Angel Forever Knight crossover. Cassie Harvey went to Los Angeles to do research on blood transformations. When she meets Angel and the rest of his crew, she finds she may have more work than she had planned. Angel: after Time Bomb FK: post Season 3.
Angel - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,661 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/18/2006 - Published: 12/30/2004
Harry Potter and the New Neighbour by Losyark reviews
If there was one thing that Vernon Dursley of number four Privet drive disliked more than his good for nothing, scrawny, freak of a nephew, it was NOISE. Like the whine of a moving van, for instance...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 151,235 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/18/2005 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Overdone Plot Devices by citygirl1116 reviews
Exchange Students, time turners, potions accidents, long-lost twins, mysterious new powers, snogging, more exchange students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,349 - Reviews: 1418 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Harry P.
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Harry Potter and the Purple Bullseye reviews
It is well known that Muggles would never stand a chance in a fight against a fully trained adult Wizard. Right? Unless, of course, they used MUGGLE ways of fighting back... like, say, oh... snapping a certain Dark Lord's wand in half? Can you say "oops"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 152,543 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 1/3/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Those Who Eat Death reviews
They were once the most powerful people in Europe, full of the conviction of their own natural superiority to the point where it seemed they'd become immortal. They'd eaten death, and they longed to taste it again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,328 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 3/14/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort