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Joined 10-04-04, id: 682332
Author has written 13 stories for RENT.

Hi! Well, I'm a RENThead, because I can be. I'm also eating oreos, but that's not the point. My first RENTfic is in progress right now, which will be updated at least...oh, twice a week.

UPDATE 9/4/05: Back at school, being bitten by the writing slashy bug again! New chapters are certainly going to continue, er, being forthcoming. Or something.

I'm a college freshman with really easy classes and a lot of free time, so I really have very little excuse to slack off on my writing...when I finally get down to it.
I'm a hardcore slasherchick; what can I say? Mark and Roger are meant to be and y'all know it! (btw: as my friends have already discovered, you can take the girl out of hicksville...) However, I can try and appreciate a good Roger/Mimi, Mark/Mimi (it'd have to be REALLY good, though-he's just meant for his brooding musician!), I love stuff about April, and I'm a sucker for Collins and Angel, like any good RENThead.

However, I totally draw the line at random-girl-walks-into-the-east-village-and-falls-in-love-with-Adorable!Mark, because...well, because I can't stand them. If you write them, more power to you for not being a chickenshit like me and tinkering with your fics long enough to actually put them up, but I won't be reading them, or writing them.

Wow, would anyone really want to know all that stuff about me? I sure don't.

I've got a lot of stuff up on this site in different fandoms, under different names, though. I could be anyone! I have a lot of issues with perfectionism...shrugs Once I feel I've outgrown an old phase I change my persona completely. Kinda like a phoenix.

Hey, anyone who can, in any sick and perverted and twisted way, guess any of the other stuff I've posted (once I've posted something here), gets more virtual oreos than he/she will know what to do with! But not the ones I'm eating, because they're kinda stale. Ew. But still good. sigh Ah, the perils of me.

Hey, and if anyone wants me to beta, I'm patient, have a good grasp of spelling and grammar (my Daddy was my English teacher...for way too long), and I've got a lot of free time!

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Attention Holiday Shoppers by Lioness Black reviews
Roger and Mark get jobs at a department store during the holiday season. Mark is catty. Roger is sarcastic. Maureen laughs.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
Heart to Heart by Don't Believe a Word reviews
Mark and Roger have a little chat regarding certain personal problems, and Maureen makes things worse. Some canon, slight Roger Mark stuff going on, and excessive Mark embarrassment. Rated R just to be safe.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,499 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/9/2005 - Published: 10/4/2005
Only What Is by Tarie reviews
When the going gets tough, Roger gets going. Yet one thing keeps pulling him back to Alphabet city... Rent fanfic, MarkRoger slash
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,107 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Complete
Soul Mate by SparkilyDragnStikers reviews
Reason says I should have died three years ago. You just shouldn't outlive your best friend when you have no immune system. But life doesn't always work so logically. Roger's point of view, not supposed to be slash
RENT - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,073 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Complete
Andy by SparkilyDragnStikers reviews
Everyone has insecurities. Everyone has a person that they cannot be them selves around. Even Angel.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,074 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/8/2005 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Complete
Visits to You by lovablegeek reviews
[PostRENT] Mark counts the days his best friend has left to live. MarkRoger. [One shot]
RENT - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
Smile And Send Me To Oblivion by GayApparel reviews
DROPPEDCOMPLETE PreRENT. A version of Mark and Roger's past. How they met, what they did. Eventually MR slash. Rated R for language and situation. Please RR. This is my first time. Thank you. Please excuse any and ALL grammatical errors in this fic .
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,207 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/9/2005 - Published: 9/13/2004
Metronome by saudades reviews
Pre-RENT. From hence emerge the prior stories of our heroes. Completed.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,988 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/2/2004 - Published: 10/7/2004 - Complete
Why Does Distance Make Us Wise? by the-fraulein reviews
PreRENTfiction. Rated R for language and sex. Mark and Roger separate after high school with a lot of unresolved issues between them. They meet again in NYC a few years later both very different people. I bring you my 60 chapter epic. COMPLETED.
RENT - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 143,876 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/10/2004 - Published: 2/2/2004 - Roger D., Mark C. - Complete
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After Him reviews
Mark is sick of everyone misunderstanding his motives. Slashy.
RENT - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,889 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
Expectations reviews
When do expectations become unreasonable? When do ideals become burdens? Rated for language.
RENT - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Benny C.
The Love of an Angel reviews
Angel learns to live, love, and learn. Except it's not cheesy like that. It's good.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Angel D.
Oblivion reviews
Mark has his secrets. Years after RENT.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Mark C. - Complete
Shaved Ice reviews
Nineyearold Maureen finds her first calling after watching Dorothy Hamill on TV.
RENT - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Maureen J. - Complete
Home Sweet Home reviews
Angel and Collins move into a new home. Short, sweet.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Angel D., T. Collins - Complete
February reviews
Mark and Roger make it through the winter, every winter. Not slash, although it could be read that way, if you squint. Rated for swearing. Won third place in speedrent!
RENT - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
Always A Woman To Me reviews
She'll promise you more than the Garden of Eden, then she'll carelessly cut you and leave you for bleeding, but she'll bring out the best and the worst you can be. Mark and Maureen's whirlwind relationship, beginning to end. Oneshot, short.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/14/2005 - Complete
Mazel Tov! reviews
Maureen, this is not my bar mitzvah! Well, now it is. Mark and Maureen, circa ages 12 and 13. Little oneshot for me to channel out my Jewishness. PG, which is strange for me.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2005 - Complete
Just Friends reviews
Roger's thoughts on his roommate. Short and bittersweet. I DO seem to be a fan of that, don't I? Set PostRENT. M for language sorry, no sex!, slashy.
RENT - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Complete
Days of Inspiration reviews
R for language. Pre RENT: Of how Mark and Roger met, flourished, and survived. Updated 12.01.05! You know you still read it!
RENT - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,120 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/1/2005 - Published: 10/20/2004
Green reviews
Little twoparter I wrote on the bus. MarkRoger, built on an idea I had looking at a tree. Seriously. I rather like it.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2005 - Complete
Before April reviews
What it once meant, and what it means now. Bitterish Mark. My first oneshot!
RENT - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Complete