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Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter.

So basically...

I love writing. I have really appreciated alot of stories on this site, and I had some of my own I wanted to put on. I love Discworld Novels, RA Salvatore's Forgotten Realms books (i haven't really gotten into anyone elses), LOTR, and POTC. I am a Harry Potter nut, but I actually detest Harry himself. Thanks to fandom, I have found I am not alone. All you SSHG, BZGW, and DMHG shippers out there, I agree that the only good pairing for Harry is no pairing for Harry. Or Ron.

I am also a Broadway nut. You've been warned.

For those people who are interested, as I have gotten questions on this, my sn, shieldmaidenofmithrilhall comes from Lord of the Rings and Salvatore's Forgotten Realms Drizzt Novels. The Shieldmaiden part comes from Lady Eowyn, who is called the shield maiden of Rohan, and Mithrill Hall is the dwarven city that King Bruenor and company discovered/rule/fight over (this is why they are called the companions of the hall). So anyway, sorry for sounding pompous and longwinded about that.

My favorite quotes (not like anyone reads this, but I'm putting off AP homework...again):

"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives mimicry, their passions a quotation." Oscar Wilde

(This quote kind of defines how I view writing. I think all writing is pretty much plagiarism because there's nothing new. Every new thing was new 100 years ago and forgotten. Thats how lasting things are.)

"There is no such thing as a moral or immoral book. Books are well written or badly written." Oscar Wilde (from a picture of dorian grey)

"Anything too stupid to be said is sung." Voltaire. very true... maybe thats why I love to sing

"All that is gold does not glitter, not all those who wander are lost/ the great that is strong shall not wither/deep roots are not reached by the frost/from the ashes a fire shall be woken/ a light from the shadow shall spring/ renewed shall be the blade that was broken/and the crownless again shall be king." JRR Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring

Anybody can prevail, everybody's free to fail, no one can be put in jail for their dreams - Assassins, the musical

Everybody's got the right to some sunshine...not the sun but maybe one of its beams... rich man poor man, black or white, everyboyd gets a bite, everybody just hold tight to your dreams! Everybody's got the right to their dreams! Fire guns into ceiling - Assassins, the musical

I did it so there would be a trial and Charlie would get to be a witness and he would go on TV and save the world! - Squeaky Fromme describing why she attepmted to assassinate President Gerald Ford

I just want somebody to love me - for my money! - Freddy Benson in Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

From Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (the movie):

Freddy: "She just gave me 80 francs. That's like...twenty bucks! Do you know what it's like to take a woman for twenty bucks?"

Lawrence Jameson: "I'm afraid that's a little bit out of my league."

Janet: Well, I'm not selling everything. I'm keeping the mink. Is that wrong?

The Jackal: Bye Bye, Boys, it was fun. P.S. I'm keeping the money. Is that wrong?

Lawrence: Fanny, the freedom fighters thank you.

Freddy: Oh, you mean Lady Fanny of Omaha.
Fanny: He called me Lady Fanny?
Freddy: Oh yes, he speaks of you with great affection.

Things I like (alot):

Severus/Hermione (my absolute favourite Pairing)Severus/Hermione when Draco is a friend and not a complete arse







Harry/Pansy (but I prefer it when Harry dies b/c he is a hormonal creep)


Draco Malfoy


Theodore Nott

Lucius Malfoy

the A&E 5 hour Pride and Prejudice with COLIN FIRTH!and Jennifer Ehle (and Crispin Bonham-Carter as Mr. Bingley)

Mr. Bingley

Colonel Brandon

Things and Pairngs I don't like:

Harry/Hermione - this is wrong

Harry/Ginny - also wrong

Ron/Hermione - extremely wrong. Hermione needs Slytherins (ie: Severus, Draco, Lucius, Theo, or even Blaise if necessary)

Ron/anyone ( Ron dies alone by Shiverboo)


cheese, eggs, and milk

Ron Weasly

Harry Potter (not the book, but Harry himself after book4. He goes crazy)

when Blaise is a girl

The 1940 Greer Garson/Laurence Olivier Pride and Prejudice

The Kiera Knightly P&P. Don't even get me started (and you can't say I didn't give it a chance. I saw it three times in theatres before subsequently deciding it was the worst adaptation in the world.)

My Stories:


Oklahoma! -The Hogwaorts kiddies are putting on a musical. It will be DMHG and eventual BZGW, with a little HPGW at first (though it pains me to write it). And if you don't like the idea of Snape romance, don't read it, b/c there will be some Snape/OCness. But nt Mary Sue. I swear, if it's mary sue, I will not post it.

Continuing stories

How it should have happened - absolutely amazing, if I do say so myself. Actually, the writing is crap, but it's full of Harry Bashing. What more do you want? It's not on hiatus, I promise i just wrote a new chapter (I can see all seven reviewers sitting w/bated breath...or cursing, as many are apt to do). I just can't upload it. Flame, I don't care. It's fun to write. This next chapter (year 4) is my favourite. Requisites: in every chapter, Harry must die, and Draco and Hermione must get together. If Ron dies, I get bonus points. He doesn't die in year 4.

The Bet: 10 chapters and counting. On hiatus

Just Another Day:3 chapters and counting... On hiatus

Reunion: 4 chapters and counting - in the works

I'm also working on a lovely Dramione story. It will be DMHG, BZGW, with lots of Ron Bashing, if I can help it. I'm on chapter 4, so good luck for that one.

I'm thinking of re-uploading my songfics. I like them alot.

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Summer With The Grangers by draco-severus-mmm reviews
AU WIP Ch45 up Draco has been targeted to be Voldemort's righthand man throughout 6th year, and the only way to avoid this horrible destiny is to be removed from the Wizarding World over summer. Where will he stay? With the Grangers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 197,812 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 10/19/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Elf Princess Diaries, Vol I by Haldiriell reviews
Haldir is looking for his daughter. He finds her in . . . New York City? NOTE: Thanks to some loyal readers who still comment even several years later, I've decided to finish posting this here.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 29,872 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 3/5/2004 - Legolas, Michael M.
Boredom and Daydreams by Dawndreamer reviews
A most terrible disaster has occurred! Manwe is BORED! In his boredom he’s decided to send an elf prince, two sneaky twins, a couple of hobbits and a dwarf into the laps of two poor unsuspecting, yet extremely dangerous, teenage girls.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,365 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 10/17/2004 - Legolas, Elrohir
Bring It On by Elven Dagger reviews
Nobody EVER pranks the Marauders, Evans," snarled James, looking so furious that even Lily felt scared for a moment, "I'll forgive you if you grovel. Now. If not...This-Means-War!" Lily simply looked at him coolly and said, very coldly,"Bring it on."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 108,261 - Reviews: 1651 - Favs: 1,251 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 9/30/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Challenging by Nova-Janna reviews
Sequel to Pick of the Litter. Blaise, Hannah, Hermione, and Draco live together four years after school. Hermione issues challenges, they attempt to own a bookstore, and Draco and Hermione still call each other Malfoy and Granger. BlaiseHannah, DracoHermi
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,593 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Trouble With Exchange Students by Gogoi reviews
The Marauders, exchange students, magic, romance, animagus, all the makings of a wonderful & proper fanfic! Wait, is she cheating? And doesn't this seem exactly some well known novels? Wait, what's wrong with her? Maybe this is a bit too predictable...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,211 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/6/2007 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Remus L., James P.
Don't go to Sleep by drekadair reviews
A mysterious elf nearly dies to give a warning to Drizzt Do'Urdan: someone is trying to kill him. In the Underdark, drow are dying from an incurable sickness. As Jarlaxle tries to track down its source, the plot thickens. Complete.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,657 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/1/2007 - Published: 7/11/2003 - Drizzt D., Jarlaxle - Complete
A Change of Heart by shortyroc reviews
Lily and James start their year off rocky as usual. But as the year progresses James and Lily get closer and closer. Sometimes Lily can't stand to be with him, but then at the same time she can't stand to be without him.R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,824 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/9/2006 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Adventures of Legolas Greenleaf by merrymagic reviews
Legolas returns with Gimli to Mirkwood after the Return of the King. Will old "heartbreak" keep him from new love? Favorite characters make appearances. LOC First chapters are rough, as this was my first fanfiction attempt, but please give it a chance.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 52,901 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/31/2006 - Published: 3/29/2004 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Compositoris Amor by m1s7resss reviews
The Ministry is using a spell to pair up the most unlikely individuals together. DracoHermione, HarryBlaise, RonPansy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,298 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/17/2006 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Pick of the Litter by Nova-Janna reviews
Have you ever heard of one of those auctions where they bid on all the handsome young men to raise money? Hogwarts has decided to try some new tactics for entertainment...DMHG and Blaise.Hannah, just to be different
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,144 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 6/13/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Here without you by LuciusxHermione reviews
There was no doubt in his mind that he was in love with Hermione Granger. He chuckled as he thought this knowing the ironic situation he was currently in. Draco Malfoy was in love with Hermione Granger
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
love or something like that by dragonsilver reviews
Ginny weasley was living the perfect life, the perfect job, the perfect boyfriend... the problem? MALFOY. so when Harry dumps her ....whose mr.perfect now?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,140 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/19/2005 - Published: 5/20/2005 - Ginny W., Draco M.
The Second Generation of Marauders by Frankie and Avery.dont ask reviews
COMPLETE! Did you ever wonder what would happen if the Golden Trio ever got hold of the Marauders Record book? Introducing Snapes worst nightmare…The Marauders Revived. Pranks, Social Status, Animgus, and All. Changed!Malfoy. HHr, HDHrkinda
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 69,537 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
What We All Thought Would Never Happen by Lightfoot531 reviews
Another Fan Fic where Lily, James, Remus, and Sirius come to the future. Unexpected twists! romance..LJ and HPHrG. R&R please! Time travel fic. PreHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,674 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/19/2005 - Published: 12/17/2004
Changes by Anglophile reviews
Drizzt finds Cattibrie after 7 years. My first completed ficand I know, stupid title. Read and review warning: character death.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2005 - Drizzt D., Catti-brie - Complete
I'll bring you flowers in the rain by rubic-cube reviews
Raine is completely useless at transfiguration. What makes it worse is that she is taught by Hogwarts biggest flirt Sirius Black and guess what? Her best friend is not happy about it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 58,491 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/6/2005 - Published: 10/15/2004 - Sirius B.
Sleeping Beauty by Nova-Janna reviews
It's seventh or six year, and a select group of students are putting on a production of Sleeping Beauty. The two most unlikely people get the leads, and a little more than that...DM.HG.BZ triangle now Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,132 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/11/2005 - Published: 12/24/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Potter's Charm by Secret Lily reviews
Lily thinks herself too clever to fall for James Potter's charm. Yet, as the two of them are appointed Head Boy and Girl, will Lily regret her negative feelings towards James? (Completed)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 74,668 - Reviews: 1705 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 3/19/2005 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Tale of Two Trouble Makers by xaxmapxofxthexworldx reviews
Elrond has another daughter, a trouble maker at that. She decides to prank a certain Mirkwood prince at her coming of age party, but something else happens...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,528 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/15/2005 - Published: 8/19/2004 - Legolas
I'll Never Give in to You by Lily-Evans-Personified reviews
."Oh, please Potter. Don't flatter yourself. The day I start spying on you in the shower is the day Snape and I announce our engagment." LJ Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,398 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/25/2005 - Published: 11/18/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Lord of the Crystal Shard : Take Two by Semdai Bloodquill reviews
Previously terminated, now back up and better than ever. Come bck to me readers!
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,540 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/9/2004 - Published: 9/27/2004
Stars May Collide by Lady of Ithilien reviews
A sickly young girl from Long Cleeve doesn't seem like a suitable match for the son of the Thain but Peregrin Took is no stranger to disobedience, and he and Diamond will do anything to stay together. DISCONTINUED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,782 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/14/2004 - Published: 6/14/2003 - Peregrin T.
Twenty Questions by schye reviews
[DMHG] Slytherins and crazy questions equals Gryffindors and silly answers. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,112 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/2/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Romeo Entreri and Juliet-brie by Shadowmusic reviews
The Forgotten Realm characters are forced to act in the play, Romeo and Juliet with intresting results. Character bashing and OOCness. Please R&R.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,521 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/1/2002 - Published: 6/30/2002
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Diary reviews
Hermione gives Severus a gift on their wedding day. one shot. Non HBP or DH compliant, Marriage Law Challenge premise, though unspoken, SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
How it Should Have Happened reviews
Harry Potter: a hormonal, emotastic mess. He had so many chances to die in the books, but it never happened. Except here. This is how it should have happened. Harry dies and Draco and Hermione get together in every story. Bonus points if Ron dies
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,341 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Pansies reviews
Hermione is taken by surprise when she comes across an attractive new student... does Jack Sparrow ring a bell? My little sister's first fan fic, PLEASE flame! HPPOTC crossover, character death, Ron bashing. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Hermione G. - Complete
Reunion reviews
Five year Hogwarts reunion, Malfoy is bored, Hermione's mind starts to betray her. And after all, its one night. They'll never see eachother again. postHogwarts, DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,493 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/18/2005 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Just Another Day reviews
It's just another day at Hogwarts, and James has just another chance to win Lily over. Not quite sure where it's going yet. And the T is for precaution, nothing bad yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,907 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/1/2005 - Published: 9/17/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.