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Author has written 34 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, Homestuck, Legend of Zelda, Ao Oni, Undertale, Steven Universe, Bendy and the Ink Machine, and Professor Layton.

Hello, all. I am Yours The Author, which I know is a rather dumb name. What I wanted to be titled was "The Author", but apparently there are a lot of people who use that name. This should have occurred to me long before, and I really should have thought of a cooler sounding name, but it's too late. I'll have to deal with the consequences. I would prefer that you call me The Author, or perhaps even The Page or Anonymous, but The Author is what I'll refer myself as in my stories. You'll notice that I never once mention my first name or the first names of any real people in any of my stories. This is because I don't want creepy people to know where I live. Am I paranoid and overestimating the power of the internet? I don't think I am. Do I need to calm down? No you calm down. Now onto some stuff that may be relevant to you.

Please Note: I am a tad on the lazy side. Also, I'm in college now. Therefore, my schedule for posting things is whenever I can/feel like it.

Also Please Note: Critiques are more than welcome. As an author, I want to make it my top priority to make sure that my stories flow smoothly for the enjoyment of any readers who end up on the misty islands of my fan fictions. Any assistance you can provide on spelling, grammar, voice, or any other such issue, is greatly appreciated. Keep your critiques specific! Otherwise they're not much help. Please keep that in mind for all writers on this site. However, flames will not be tolerated. Any shameless flames will be deleted immediately, or, if I'm too late to delete them, I will mention it in my next update and wag my finger at you in disgust, thus making your internet friends despise and shun you. *The Author covers her eyes with her hands* Shun the flamers. Shhhhhuuuuuuunnnn.

Also Also Please Note: If you see something in any of my stories that is offensive, even remotely, notify me immediately so that I may identify it and remove/fix it accordingly. I mean no insult to anyone, and I do not wish for people to be angry. I wish to keep this site a welcome and friendly place, so if you see something, speak up! There might be someone else with the same problem who's too afraid to say anything. Whenever I come onto the site, I will check for any issues. Also, if someone could give me tips for how to edit things that have already been posted, thank you in advance.

Also Also Also Please Note: I'm rather technologically incapable. Excel is the most complicated thing I can barely pull off for school projects, so any help with how to use all of these tabs and systems is appreciated.

Also Also Also Also Please Note: I'm not particularly fond of cursing. I will read and watch things with cursing in them without much hesitation, But I would prefer that you keep my review box fairly clean. Of course, chances are that if you reviewed a story it was before you read the profile, so there's not much I can do. If you're reading this after you posted, it's okay! I don't mind it that much, I just won't say a swear on my own time, and I don't want my parents to look over my shoulder at my email and think I'm caught up in some gang activity. Am I over reacting again? Silence your word hole. The innocent animals that watch through your window do not appreciate your slurs.

Also Also Also Also Also Please Note: Not that it's likely that anyone is reading the profile, but a review would be really nice. Just saying.

Okay, that is all. If I think of something you might want to note, I will post it accordingly. Under this part might just be some copy and pasted stuff. Examine it at your leisure. Thank you for taking time to read the notes, and I look forward to working for you and with you. Until then!


STATUS: At home and finished with school work!

PLANNED REENTRY TIME: Now.


Assorted Copy and Pasted Things for Your Leisure and Enjoyment:

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the ceiling of the gymnasium and poetically compare it to the night sky.

You wish you could type on a typewriter.

Your e-mails tend to be pages long.

When replying to an e-mail, you address the point on multiple levels of detail and description.

No matter where you are in a room you always have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper because people keep "moving" them.

You start thinking about things, then start laughing for no "apparent" reason. (Why must they look at you at only that moment? Why?!)

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), DGMSilverAirHead03(USA), Crystal Amethyst (Armenia), InoueR0xO (Pakistan), poohxebony (USA), DreamingInThePast (Spain), loves2readandwrite (USA), SeaDevil (Sweden), Vampgal212 (U.K.), Verdigurl ( New Zealand), Animerockchic (Republic of Ireland), Momoka64 (USA), Ve Kuraresa Bleach (USA), AFleetingPhantom (U.K.), EpicHeroLaugh (USA), Iiz42awesome (U.K), Atlantic Jewel (Australia), derpology (USA), Yours The Author (USA)

•Which Hetalia Character Are You Mostly Like? •

*North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)

() You were bullied a lot in your childhood
(x) You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
() You're very happy-go-lucky
(x) You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
() You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
() You're a good artist
(x)You can be clumsy

(x) You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something
() If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
() You would surrender in a war situation

(4/10)

*South Italy (Lovino/Romano Vargas)

() You love tomatoes
() You tend to say "dammit" and "bastard" to everyone, a lot
() You tend to get irritated easily
() You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick out
() You hate French people
(x) You rely on people too much
() You would surrender in a war situation
() You often feel like people are after your inheritance
(x) You are lazy at times, and you are horrible at cleaning

(2/10)

*Germany (Ludwig)

(x) You're very stoic and serious
() Sausages are your favorite foods.
() You like to walk your dog.
() Your boss/principal/tutor/homeroom teacher is a nut-case.
() You love rules and think they should always be followed to.
(x) You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
() You work very hard, too hard...
(x) Your alone time is your "happy time"
() You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people
() You've had issues with money once or twice

(3/10)

*Japan (Kiku Honda)

(/) You're very mature.
(/) You think everything over before saying it.
() You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one
(x) You isolated yourself during childhood
() You became very successful in a short amount of time
(x) You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
(x) You can seem cold/aloof to other people
() You're good at practical tasks
(x) You need time to adjust to new people

(5/9)
There were only nine on this one, for some reason.

*The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

() You love hamburgers
() You think you're awesome
() You love to invent things
() You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
() You can seem to be very brash to other people
() You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
() You're terrified of ghosts
(x) You know aliens exist
() You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
(x) You wear glasses

(2/10)

*The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

() You like tea
(/) You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
() You're very sarcastic and cynical
() Your cooking is awful
(x) You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
() ...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
() You have tried doing black magic before
() You get drunk quite easily
() When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
() You're good at embroidery

(1.5/10)

*France (Francis Bonnefoy)

() You're very affectionate
() You think you have a great fashion sense
() You like wine
() You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
(x) You love red roses
(x) When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women
() You're very proud of yourself
(x) You love culture and the arts
() You're very flamboyant
() You say you're a gourmet

(3/10)

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

(x) You had a very sad childhood.
(/) You're very tall
() You have a tendency to switch between personalities
() You wear a scarf all the time
(x) You love sunflowers
() You love vodka
() You can seem intimidating to other people
() You're very strong
(/) You have a big nose
() You have a strange laugh that can scare people

(3/10)

*Canada (Matthew Williams)

(x) You're often ignored by people
() You look younger than you actually are
() You love hockey
() You love polar bears
(x) You hate fighting
() You have one strand of curly hair like Italy
(x) You often get mistaken for someone else
(x) You feel under-appreciated
() You're bilingual
() You always carry a bear with you

(4/10)

*Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt)

() You're quite mean-spirited
() You're a bit of a hooligan
(x) You're very loyal
(x) You're very good at tactics
() You hate Russia
() You love to fight people
() You can avoid marriages quite well (or relationships in general)
(x) You're not always taken seriously
() You like drinking
(x) You want to become stronger

(4/10)

*China (Wang Yao)

(x) You're very mature
() You're very superstitious
(x) You're very religious
() You love pandas
() You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
() You love Hello Kitty
() You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
(x) You work hard
(/) You're good at drawing
(x) You like sweets

(4.5/10)

*Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

(x)You are very well-raised
(x)You're polite
()You love classical music
(x)You like cake
()You have a mole on your face
(x)You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away
()You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument
()You've composed music before
()You tend to call people 'morons.'
(x)You wear glasses

(5/10)

*Hungary (Elezabeta Hédeváry)

()You have a potty-mouth
()You like to wear flowers in your hair
(x)You used to be a very tough kid
()You're very reliable
()It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy
(x)You're very faithful
()Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike
()You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
()You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next
() If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.

(2/10)

*Cuba

()You smoke
()You're very physically strong
()You've won a lot of fist-fights
()In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
()You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics
(/)You like hot weather
()You can be very friendly from time to time
()You look very tough on the outside
(x)You make a very nice role-model
()You don't let people get a word in edgewise

(1.5/10)

*Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)

(x)You're very loyal
(x)You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together
(x)You're very serious
(x)You have a lot of patience
(x)You think too much about philosophical stuff
(x)You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc..
(x)You're not very confident
(x)You were quite rebellious as a child
(x)You tend to let people walk all over you
(x)You're a born worrier

(10/10)

*Poland (Feliks Lukasiewicz)

()You're very flamboyant
() You're quite hyperactive
(x) You can be quite goofy
() When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix
(x) You're very wary of strangers
(x) It takes you ages to come out of your shell...
(x) However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty
()You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions
(x) You love pansies and corn-poppies
() You get up to lots of crazy antics

(5/10)

Result: I appear to be the human female version of Lithuania, as I suspected from a personality quiz I took a while back.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you like chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read through peoples profiles looking for things to copy and paste and you notice they have multiples of something and it bugs you like no tomorrow, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

LIST YOUR TOP TEN ANIME CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU ARE IN THE ANIME

1. Lithuania
2.
Japan
3. America
4.
Holy Roman Empire
5.
Norway
6. Canada
7. Latvia
8. Liechtenstein
9. Sweden
10.
Poland

Then ask the following questions

What would you do if Number 1 (Lithuania) woke you up in the middle of the night?

TA: Wha...? Who's there? *Was still asleep*

L: I am sorry, Ms. Author, but my house is on fire.

TA: That's nice... WHAT?! *Jumps out of bed* Then what are you doing over here? Call whatever your emergency number is!

L: I did.

TA: Well, okay... I think there's some cocoa, if you want some.

L: Yes, please.

Number 3 (America) walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

A: Oh, gosh, is someone one in here?

TA: WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE WATER! *Turns off the water*

A: *Leaves*

Number 4 (HRE) announced he/she's going to marry 9 (Sweden) tomorrow?

TA: Well, congratulations, but I thought you liked Italy?

HRE: I do. This is dream bubble magic brought upon by the malicious humor of the test maker.

S: *Wakes up outside of the dream world, unmarried* Huh?

Number 5 (Norway) cooked you dinner?

TA: Well, I've never had Nordic food before...

N: You won't like it because you're picky.

TA: Now, let's not jump to conclusions, I may end up liking it...

Number 6 (Canada) was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

C: *Sleeps*

TA: *Is too busy reading to notice*

Number 7 (Latvia) suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

LA: Ms. Author, it seems I am in your family tree.

TA: Huh, I never would have thought I was Latvian. Cool. Want to play video games?

LA: Sure, that would be nice.

Number 8 (Liechtenstein) got into the hospital somehow?

TA: How on Earth did you get in the hospital?

LN: I was going on a picnic with big brother when I slipped on the grass.

TA: Yeah, that's why I try not to go outside. Things hurt you. How's Mr. Switzerland?

LN: He's fine, but he feels bad.

TA: Oh, well tell him to hang in there.

Number 9 (Sweden) made fun of your friends?

TA: Mr. Sweden, it would seem that my friends are taking offense at some of the things you're saying.

S: Huh?

TA: Now, I'm sure you don't mean to be rude, but I think we should talk about this a a group to find out what's going on.

S: Okay. *And they proceeded to have the best feels jam in the history of Swedish-American relations*

Number 10 (Poland) ignored you all the time?

P: ...

TA: Hey, Mr. Lithuania, Poland isn't saying much, is everything okay?

L: He's upset about your hair.

TA: Yeah, well, forget it. I'm not changing my hair, Poland.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 (Lithuania) do?

L: I know a place you can hide, follow me!

TA: Thank you!

You're on a vacation with 2 (Japan) and manage to break your leg. What do they do?

TA: *Has never broken a bone* MY LEG!

J: *Talks rapid fire Japanese as he calls an ambulance*

It's your birthday. What will 3 (America) give you?

A: Happy Birthday!

TA: Oh, thank you! *It's an America plush* Oh, it's wonderful, thank you!

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 (HRE) do?

TA: THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!

HRE: Don't worry, it's another dream bubble. You'll wake up now.

TA: *Wakes up* Huh?

You're about to do something that will make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 (Norway) do?

TA: I'm not sure about this...

N: The world is your oyster. The gem is inside, but you have to get through the slime first. *Leaves*

TA: Um, thank you?

You're about to marry number 10 (Poland) . What's 1's (Lithuania's) reaction?

L: Cursed dream bubbles...

TA: Tell me about it.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 (Latvia) cheer you up?

LA: Miss, I heard you broke up with someone...

TA: You must be mistaken, I've never dated.

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 (Sweden) support you?

S: *Holds up a sign with Swedish on it*

TA: Thank you, Sweden! I think...

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 (Poland) do?

P: Like, what's so funny?

TA: Oh, Poland, it was the most brilliant joke!

P: Tell me! *Hears joke* I don't get it...

Number 1 (Lithuania) is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

He's kind, loyal, and shares the same grim perception of the universe that I do. (Though he's not technically all I've ever dreamed. I wouldn't want to get in the way of my LietPol ship, so that honor goes to dear, sweet, precious Japan. *Swoon*)

Number 2 (Japan) tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9(Sweden).

J: Author, I'm in love with Sweden. What do you think of that?

TA: Why are all of these dream bubbles here?

J: I'm not sure, but you didn't answer the question.

TA: Oh, well, if you're happy, than that's all that matters.

J: Thank you for understanding.

You're dating 3 (America) and he/she introduces you to their parents. Would you get along?

A: Mom, Dad, this is The Author.

TA: How do you do?

Parents: Do you skip school?

TA: No, of course not!

Parents: We're done, she's the one.

Number 4 (HRE) loves number 9 (Sweden) as well. What does that mean?

TA: I need to leave the dream bubbles, these alternate timeline romances are giving me a headache...

HRE: Yes, you probably should, to keep things from getting confusing.

Will number 5 (Norway) and 6 (Canada) ever kiss?

Multiverse theory says yes. Maybe as a dare or a friendship kiss.

Number 6 (Canada) appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

I have a hard time believing it, but I'll talk to Mr. Canada about the matter. Hopefully, it's just a misunderstanding.

You had a haircut and 7 (Latvia) can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

TA:He's probably looking at something else. Nothing to worry about.

LA: That's a nice butterfly sitting on The Author's head...

Number 8 (Liechtenstein) thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

TA: *Shoosh paps* Is it because Switzerland scares off the suitors?

LN: No,it's because no one likes me...

TA: If that were true, you wouldn't be in nearly everyone's top ten favorite characters list. Now go talk to dead alternate Poland about romance since we're still in the dream bubbles.

LN: Okay...

Number 9 (Sweden) is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?

TA: Sorry Mr. Sweden, you sent the email to the wrong Author. Should I pass the message along?

S: No... I'll do it...

You spot 10 (Poland) kissing 1 (Lithuania). How do you react?

TA: *Watches*

L: Are we being watched?

P: Like, no way.

TA: *Continues watching from a short distance the way one watches the rebirth of a butterfly*

You notice that 3 (America) and 4 (HRE) have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?

It's not my business, they do what they want.

Could 1 (Lithuania) and 6 (Canada) be soul mates?

Multiverse theory says yes. Though I prefer LietPol, but LietCan could be cute.

Would 2 (Japan) trust 5 (Norway)?

I can't say I know why he wouldn't...

Number 4 (HRE) is bored and pokes 10 (Poland). What happens after that?

TA: Poland, you're being poked by a ghost.

P: I know. I'm totally getting used to it.

HRE: I'm a ghoooosst!

5 (Norway) and 1 (Lithuania) are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

Whatever they like. Perhaps a cooking class? That would be an interesting meal.

If 6 (Canada) and 3 (America) cooked dinner what would they make?

Breakfast dinner. Canada's pancakes with America's apple strudel would be a sweet treat.

7 (Latvia) and 9 (Sweden) apply for a job. What job?

If I had to guess... librarians. It just seems right.

8 (Liechtenstein) gives 5 (Norway) a haircut. Is that okay?

LN: Is it okay?

TA: It looks fine to me.

N: It's okay.

9 (Sweden) sketches what 6's (Canada's) perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will they be happy?

S: How is this?

C: Maple... she's pretty...

10 (Poland) and 9 (Sweden) are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

Huh, I don't know. Perhaps it's some European humor I would not understand. I'll go inquire... *And they proceeded to have the weirdest comedy hour in the history of Earth*

1 (Lithuania) accidentally kicked 10 (Poland)?

P: OW!

L: Sorry!

P: As punishment, you must take me shopping!

L: My stomach...

2 (Japan) sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 (Sweden) got it. What would happen?

I imagine they'd work it out appropriately.

6 (Canada) noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

TA: Mr. Canada, it's not that I didn't invite you, Mr. America got both of the invitations.

A: Yeah, I forgot to tell you. Sorry!

TA; Oof... Oh well, come in, süß.

7 (Latvia) won the lottery?

TA: Well, congratulations. What do you plan to do.?

LA: Pay off any debt to other countries I owe money to.

TA: Yeah, that's probably what I would do, too.

8 (Liechtenstein) had quite a big secret?

Well, good for her, I guess. I won't pry.

9 (Sweden) became a singer?

Oh, he and the other Nordics are wonderful. I've heard them before. Best of luck!

10 (Poland) got a daughter?

I'm not sure how child development with countries works, but congratulations!

What would 1 (Lithuania) think of 2 (Japan)?

I think they'd get along kindly.

How would 3 (America) greet 4 (HRE)?

A: AAH! A GHOST!

HRE: Yes, I know.

What would 4 (HRE) envy about 5 (Norway)?

HRE: You got to live...

N: You're a ghost.

HRE: I know.

What dream would 5 (Norway) have about 6 (Canada)?

TA: If you had a dream about Canada, what would it be?

N: ...

N: We'd go fishing for magic salmon.

TA: Cool.

What do 6 (Canada) and 7 (Latvia) have in common?

They're both shy and innocent looking, as well as very kindly when treated well. I imagine they'd get along splendidly.

What would make 7 (Latvia) angry at 8 (Liechtenstein)?

Not much, perhaps she used him as a step stool?

Where would 8 (Liechtenstein) meet 9 (Sweden)?

At a candy store. Switzerland would accompany, of course.

What would 9 (Sweden) never dare to tell 10 (Poland)?

Probably not too much, but he'd scare Poland off before he could tell him.

What would make 10 (Poland) scared of 1 (Lithuania)?

When he crosses the line and makes Lithuania mad...

Is 3 (America) Gay?

Multiverse theory says yes. I'm not into shipping America with anyone, but whatever makes him happy will make me happy.

(1) (Lithuania) and (7) (Latvia) are in a happy relationship until (9) (Sweden) runs off with (7) (Latvia). (1) (Lithuania), brokenhearted, has a hot one night stand with (4) (HRE) and a brief unhappy affair with (6) (Canada), then follows the wise advice of (3) (America) and finds true love with (5) (Norway).

HRE: And that's how are timeline became doomed.

TA: It sounds like some horrible pleasure fic with no thought to character development. I don't think I'd ever write that.

What title would you give this story?

What I learned from HRE in the Dream Bubbles.

7 (Lativa) and 8 (Liechtenstein) are in a life threatening situation. How do they react?

LA: We need a place to hide! What are we going to do?!

LN: Don't worry, I've got this. Big brother! I need help!

Switzerland kicks down the door with guns in his hands*

10 (Poland) is feeling a little blue and needs cheering up. How does 4 (HRE) handle it and what does he/she do?

HRE: Mr. Poland, if it will make you feel better, I'll let you paint my nails with that paint stuff you're always using.

P: YES! Black with sparkles would look great on you!

9 (Sweden) and 2 (Japan) are forced to be on a competitive reality show. Which character would win it all?

Well, it would depend on what kind of reality show we're talking about and who's judging. If I were the judge, Japan would win a singing show, and Sweden would win a cooking show where you have to build the stand your baked goods are on, like in Cupcake Wars.

1 (Lituania) has discovered fanfiction from their own universe. Which ship do they find first, and how do they react?

L: Author, explain this to me. Why am I shipped with Poland?

TA: Well, probably because some people think your relationship with him is kind of sweet. Like me...

What are 9's (Sweden's) opinion about playground slides?

S: ...I could make it bigger.

TA: That... sounds dangerous. And fun...

If 8 (Liechentstein) were to live in any era of history except her own, which one would they live in?

LN: Hmm... I'd like to live in the future, where there are no wars and my big brother and I can live in peace.

TA: Aw... I'd like that, too.

9 (Poland) and 6 (Canada) go to an extremely abstract art museum. What are their opinions on it?

C: Well, it's... interesting.

P: We have some pretty good stuff like this back at my house. It can be very pretty.

1 (Lithuania) has to marry 4 (HRE), 5 (Norway), or 2 (Japan). Who do they choose?

L: Do I have to choose?

TA: Sorry, sir, it's part of the game. I think Norway could be a good fit, given HRE likes Italy (or Sweden, in the dream bubbles) and Japan is kind of not into romance.

L: Oh, fine. I'll choose Norway.

If 8 (Liechtenstein) and 3 (America) were to fly to the moon, who would be the pilot and what would they do in space?

A: SPAAAAAAAAAAACE!
LN: I think Mr. America's experience with space flight would make him the better pilot. I'd like to just look at the stars myself. What would you do, Mr. America?

A: Space. Space space space.

Which character (1-10) stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

Everyone points to America

A: Oh, sure, blame the American for everything-- (Is holding the cookie in his hand)

If 10 (Poland) were holding 7 (Latvia) hostage, what would he/she demand?

P: Liet, I won't let him go until you let me do your hair!

L: No! We did that last week! I want to go to the bookstore!

P: But Liiiiiieeeeet...

LA: How long am I going to be here?

What is 6's (Canada's) deepest, darkest phobia?

C: Being forgotten; forever.

TA: So... almost everyday?

C: *Cries*

What's 3's (America's) guilty pleasure?

A: HA! Like I'd ever tell anyone that!

C: He eats Lucky Charms cereal when he loses at a video game. (Which The Author doesn't own).

A: Hey!

The end, by the way, I set you up on a date with 1 (Lithuania)!

TA: It was a wonderful game, thank you. Lithuania, shall we head over to Pizza Hut (Which I don't own)?

L: Um... could I get a salad instead?

TA: Of course.

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Just a thing I'd thought I'd put in here, since it seems few people visit my profile or review my stories. I'm going to list everyone who favorites, follows, and reviews my stories, so if anyone is actually reading this, perhaps it will motivate you to review. Reviews go first. It's my way of thanking you, and gives a bit of publicity to your own profile. So, win-win as far as I can tell.

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Hold the phone! We've hit the big one! Whoo! *Dying confetti*

And think of it! These are just the people who have shown me their affection! There are so many that haven't, and it's just so many people! I never thought I'd see the day...

Don't worry, I'll keep up the list, though I doubt any of you actually have seen it. But if you are reading this, then thank you so much for reviewing, favoriting, and/or following me for so long! I'll try not to make you regret it! Have a nice day! Until then!


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Welcome to Bendyland! by AuzeriGirl reviews
Bendyland is approaching its 20th anniversary, and celebrations are in full swing! Come enjoy our all-new attractions, or meet Bendy, Alice, or Boris during the day! And for our more adventurous souls, break curfew and stick around after dark. We've heard that our nightly attractions are just to die for... Cover art courtesy of the wonderful FantasyToArt!
Bendy and the Ink Machine - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 26 - Words: 120,193 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12h - Published: 4/12/2019 - Bendy, Joey Drew, Sammy Lawrence, Alice Angel
The Other Timeline by Zenobia0 reviews
Something new is happening to the Timeline that Sans doesn't understand. When he suddenly collapses due to the changes, will he make it through alive?
Undertale - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,632 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 3/11 - Papyrus, Sans, Chara, Gaster - Complete
Holding On by TheDragonTale reviews
Maya was gone... The Professor was gold... The emotions raging in them was unbearable. Was there any hope for them, or was it all over. (Exaggeration of the aftermath of that one trial... you know the one)(One-Shot)
Crossover - Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney & Professor Layton - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,059 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/12 - Phoenix W./Nick, Maya F., H. Layton, Luke T. - Complete
Breaking the Reel by AileenRoseven reviews
Once upon a time, there was a hero. A man who was destined to try to escape a magical land of darkness, demons and danger… Once upon a time, Henry Stein was a free man, living his life, a lovely family, a wonderful job… Once upon a time, there was light… and now, a new hero has entered the board… Dark nights are upon us.
Bendy and the Ink Machine - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,317 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/2/2019 - Published: 11/14/2018 - Bendy, Henry, Joey Drew, OC - Complete
What happens at a fangirl sleepover by derpology reviews
Five countries that have been missing from their rightful dimension return as a spell that was cast many years ago is finally undone. Chaos ensues. You can follow this story on tumblr for updates, doodles, and other random related content @ whafs !
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 98,382 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/30/2019 - Published: 3/16/2013
The Heart's Grace by Meandsushiroll reviews
When the King of Hearts died, Kiku knew that there would have to be a new Queen as well. He didn't know it would be him. This new world is very overwhelming for someone who spent all his life in the rural part of the Kingdom of Hearts. On top of that, he has to marry a man he never met, his new King, and meet the enthusiastic, outgoing new Jack, who are very very much in love.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,031 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 7/10/2014 - [N. Italy, Germany] Japan
Ao Oni: The Black Velveteen by Where're Teh Twinkies reviews
Fau Manor. It was cursed; possessed some atrocious monster and a black book of wicked magic - well, those were the rumors anyway. Haunted Mansion? Lame. But that's just what the manor wanted everyone to believe. How else could it have lured the cynical Hiroshi Yoshida inside? -Note: Newer rendition may be published soon!-
Ao Oni - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 74,520 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/29/2015 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Hiroshi, Naoki, Takeshi, Takuro
Nightmare Apocalypse by ElizabethScaffie reviews
Feliciano wakes up in a destroyed city with no memory. He soon discovers that the city isn't exactly 'normal' and much creepier than expected, because there are these Nightmares, monsters that feed on humans... He will find other survivors of the Apocalypse and learn more of the new world, but will he be able to learn more about himself too? And... just what are these REDs?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 153,665 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 4/8/2015 - Published: 2/25/2013 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, Germany, Spain - Complete
My Messed Up Life by memoranda reviews
WARNINGS: Repeated kidnappings, excessive use of the word crap, beeps in the place of swears, blood, child abuse, country lookalikes, and tough choices about love. New book out, I'm just fixing the chapters that suck. NOT your typical OC story.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 113,106 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/22/2015 - Published: 12/1/2011
Memorial by Mighty-wants-to-draw reviews
It's December and he's alone for the first time in years... Until a certain someone comes with a gift. Rated T just to be safe. Christmas one-shot! Happy holidays!
Ao Oni - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/15/2014 - Hiroshi, Naoki, Kazuya - Complete
Rotten Love by Mighty-wants-to-draw reviews
There was a spirit in the mansion. A spirit that chooses victims for entertainment, for thirst of insanity. This time, it laid its hand on Mika. Mika and her love for Takuro. (Inspired by; Rotten girl grotesque romance by Hatsune Miku and Love me dead by Ludo)
Ao Oni - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,465 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 6/14/2014 - [Mika, Takuro] Hiroshi, Naoki - Complete
The Mansion in the Woods by Mighty-wants-to-draw reviews
For Hiroshi's birthday, the gang decides to explore a supposedly haunted mansion in the woods. Trapped inside, they have to find an exit before a certain creature or insanity gets the best of them. (To resume, an adaptation of mine of the actual game in a more serious way.) Figurative TakuroxMika.
Ao Oni - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,869 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/29/2014 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Hiroshi, Takeshi, Mika, Takuro - Complete
The Hetalian Class by Rainy Meadows reviews
Nine months after the Atlantis incident, everyone who was scarred has tried their best to move on, but following a violent schism between two previously peaceful brothers, a stunning revelation could bring the chances of survival for all of them into question. Pairings/dark themes. Third in the SoulHeta series - please read previous entries if you want to understand.
Crossover - Soul Eater & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 114,170 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Death The Kid, N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, Germany - Complete
Draw a Circle: That's Your Soul by Rainy Meadows reviews
People are bigger on the inside, metaphorically speaking. Unfortunately this means that there's more room for scars. A series of short one-shots exploring the possible psychological aftermath to The Hetalian Job. Fluff alert. Possible pairings. Second in the SoulHeta series - requires prior knowledge of The Hetalian Job, as there are some major spoilers here.
Crossover - Soul Eater & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,000 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Death The Kid, N. Italy, Germany - Complete
The Angry, British Box of Tomatoes Fairy by BittenehmenSiemeinenBruder12 reviews
When brothers Feliciano and Lovino are at risk of having to close their grandpa's restaurant, can the stars of the show Impossible Nightmare Restaurants Francis and Arthur help them turn their fate around? (Yes, I do watch Restaurant Impossible and Kitchen Nightmares, why do you ask? ;) ) Human AU. GerIta, Spamano, and FrUK!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,474 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, England/Britain, France
The Hetalian Job by Rainy Meadows reviews
It was supposed to be a simple mission: go in, slay the prospective kishin, come straight back out. But when Death the Kid encounters an asymmetrical pasta-loving coward, his life becomes anything but simple. Rated T for violence, swearing and dark themes, but not enough to constitute an M. Image by Skim-ART. First in the SoulHeta series.
Crossover - Soul Eater & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 84,734 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Death The Kid, N. Italy - Complete
The Epic Adventures of the Hetalia Heroes by 8 rainbow stegosaurus 8 reviews
America helps England cook. WOAH. Somewhere along the line, they get superpowers. OH SNAP. But it's not all fun and games as enemy forces begin to develop. HOLY STUFF. rated T for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,639 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 10/3/2012
Blue Sky by wafflestories reviews
Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 169,766 - Reviews: 1208 - Favs: 3,364 - Follows: 1,108 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
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Their Final Puzzle Until the Next One
"Everything snapped into place. Color, light, warmth, emotions just appeared. If he was disoriented before the reappearance of his sight, he was even more so now." "Could he truly dare to hope, against all logic and reasoning, that the voice he heard was the voice he had wanted to hear for so long?"
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,140 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/3 - [Claire, H. Layton] Luke T., J. Descole - Complete
How Not to Say Goodbye
"Randall had come back, words were exchanged, a photograph or two were taken, and then… well, as Emmy put it, he bolted. Packed his trunk and companions into the Laytonmobile and took off from Monte D'or without much more than a 'goodbye'."
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/30 - H. Layton, Luke T., Emmy/Remi A., Randall A. - Complete
Maximum Yearn reviews
One fine Snowdin morning, Emmibee is sitting with Gaster, drinking tea and coffee respectively before Gaster has to leave for "work". Emmi can sense that Gaster's mind is running a million miles a minute, and asks him to tell her what's up. Their relationship is slowly kicking into gear... but first, they must yearn.
Undertale - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25 - [Gaster, OC] - Complete
Shenani-wings reviews
More than one new chapter is about to begin! For Emmibee, that new chapter starts with trying to make conversation with Dr. Gaster, who has decided to allow her to stay with him in Snowdin until she can find her own place in the Underground. It goes about as well as one could expect, until Emmibee's new wings decide to create some shenanigans for the two star crossed monsters.
Undertale - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,594 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19 - OC, Gaster, River person - Complete
Man Talk and the Potential Consequences of Loving a Human reviews
After hiding out from his family in a rain storm, Wingdings Gaster knows he has to go home. What he doesn't know is that a certain skeleton has come back to the village at the base of Mt Ebott, looking to talk MAN TALK. In which Wingdings has like, two supportive people in the whole village, including his brother and his human friend girl who is a girl and his friend that he likes.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,797 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15 - OC, Gaster - Complete
I'm a Member of the PTA reviews
I'm a member of the PTA/ I'm a member of the PTA/ There with the Frisk in the evening/ Fighting the s'burban moms (s'burban moms)/ Come on, dear teachers/ Come on, parents/ Late for the meeting and you'll miss the verbal wrecks/ Cover your kids ears because there is a show today/ Become a member of the PTA!
Undertale - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 52,266 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 4/2/2016
The Citadel of the Onis reviews
The Author is missing. The only signs she left behind were that she went to the movies with The Artist (they did not) and Gilbert feeling a disturbance (he did). It's up to the Cult of Veneziano to find her, all while trying to make sure the onis are really gone. Can Brittany Davis and The Vet work past their differences for the sake of getting The Author home?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,140 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 12/31/2019 - N. Italy, OC
Bendy and the Natural Cycle reviews
Bendy goes to the park one day and finds a sleeping bird. Concerned that it won't wake up, he goes to Henry to see if he'll know how to help. Henry realizes he has a hard lesson for the toons ahead of him.
Bendy and the Ink Machine - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,926 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/22 - Bendy, Boris, Henry, Alice Angel - Complete
ThanksgivINK reviews
The toons have heard about a holiday they've never actually celebrated, so they decide to make something for Henry. It doesn't go as planned, but sometimes that's for the best.
Bendy and the Ink Machine - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/29/2019 - Bendy, Boris, Henry, Alice Angel - Complete
Date with an Angel reviews
The Reader is exploring Joey Drew Studios with Boris when a conundrum occurs: an appearance of an angel! The Reader is smitten and determined to win her heart. Can they change the wicked ways of an angel and share a happy ending with her?
Bendy and the Ink Machine - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2019 - [Alice Angel, OC] Boris - Complete
The Angel and The Wolf reviews
There was a lonely angel deep below the studio. She made do by busying herself with collecting and scavenging, but she really wanted a friend... and answers. She got one of those things one day, when she tried her luck and got close to the ink demon... and she met the wolf who had been following her around. Their adventure together began here.
Bendy and the Ink Machine - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/7/2019 - Complete
I'm the Bad Guy: An HIC Story reviews
Dave Strider and Rose Lalonde have defeated Her Imperious Condescension's government lackies, and must face the Empress herself to save the Earth. However, the Condesce, being the evil and fabulous ruler that she is, plans to defeat these two rebels... with a monologue.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2019 - Rose L., Dave S., The Condesce - Complete
Gamer Henry: An AU reviews
In which Henry explores Joey Drew Studios... as an old man with the mind of a twelve year old Let's Player trying to increase his subscriber count. Along the way, he fails at memes and tries to be a good guy, but his success is... indescribable. Open for use as an AU base! Feel free to write your own story based on this AU!
Bendy and the Ink Machine - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,729 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/26/2019 - Published: 10/30/2018 - Henry - Complete
Learning the Ay, Bee, Seas reviews
Taking a break from looking for Joey Drew, Henry, Alice, and Boris rest in a random office for a minute. Alice notices something strange, and Henry teaches the toon allies an important real world logic thing. Bendy watches, curiosity piqued.
Bendy and the Ink Machine - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/8/2019 - Bendy, Boris, Henry, Alice Angel - Complete
Piano Lessons reviews
Henry, Alice, and Boris are wandering around the toonified studio when they come across a piano! Toon logic shenanigans ensue, and Henry tries to teach the toons about how to really play a piano.
Bendy and the Ink Machine - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11/2019 - Boris, Henry, Alice Angel - Complete
What Happens at a Fangirl Sleepover: The Musical reviews
In which Yours The Author writes a series of one-shots based on derpology's What happens at a fangirl sleepover. Rated K through T for mentions of blood and violence. Merry Christmas, derpology!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,579 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/4/2019 - Published: 12/28/2018 - OC - Complete
The Author, The Rogues, and The Oni reviews
The countries invite The Author to the movies. This would be fine, but The Author isn't supposed to be with the countries, so that no one cult member gets favored over another. At the theater, she meets a trio of rogues, who seem to be in the wrong place. Then, she gets pulled into a strange and familiar world, and must use her wits to escape... or else...
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Ao Oni - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,454 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/27/2018 - Published: 1/2/2018 - Oni, OC, Naoki - Complete
The Devil Darlin' Song reviews
Henry has just been turned into a cartoon via some mysterious circumstances. As he wanders around, looking for Joey Drew, he stumbles upon his first toon gag and his first official meeting with his creation. Bendy has something special in mind for this first meeting. Will Henry survive... a musical number!
Bendy and the Ink Machine - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2018 - Bendy, Henry - Complete
Healing Incantation reviews
Bendy played another prank on Henry, with a little more damage than the demon intended. Unable to fix himself, Henry turns to Alice for help. While helping, she sings a little song that's a bit more serious than her usual picks.
Bendy and the Ink Machine - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/14/2018 - Bendy, Boris, Henry, Alice Angel - Complete
Can't Help Falling in Love with You reviews
Henry has a nightmare, the same one he's had several nights in a row. The toons who now live with him comfort him as best at they know how, featuring snuggles and lullabies.
Bendy and the Ink Machine - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/25/2018 - Bendy, Boris, Henry, Alice Angel - Complete
Escapism reviews
Alice Angel is feeling down. She's heard from Boris and Bendy that Henry is wandering the studio halls, looking for a way out. Alice isn't sure how to feel about Henry's return, but she knows one thing: she's curious. She wants to know about the world from Henry's point of view. She'll have to find him first, though. On a walk to find him, she sings a little song to keep company.
Bendy and the Ink Machine - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/16/2018 - Bendy, Boris, Henry, Alice Angel - Complete
Ready as I'll Ever Be reviews
Henry, Alice, and Boris take a break from running through the studio, trying to find Joey's office and avoid Bendy's pranks. Henry dreams while Alice and Boris keep watch. Even in the sleeping world, Bendy still has it out for his creator. Will the creator-turned-toon survive his power nap?
Bendy and the Ink Machine - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2018 - Bendy, Boris, Henry, Alice Angel - Complete
Meant to be Yours reviews
Belarus is after Russia. She wants to marry him, but this time, she has a plan involving the other students of the World Academy. Will Big Brother Russia comply with Belarus's melodic plea, or will Belarus have to face the consequences of her actions?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2018 - Russia, Belarus, OC - Complete
Dead Man Walking: Reprise reviews
After getting killed once, Henry comes back and manages to defeat the mangled version of Boris. But dying in this cursed studio has done something to Henry. The ink demon has something he needs, and there's one thing he has to do that he can't help. He must sing!
Bendy and the Ink Machine - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/24/2018 - Bendy, Henry, Sammy Lawrence - Complete
After All reviews
Henry confronts his old partner, Joey Drew. He knows he has to get as many people out of this cursed studio as possible, and Joey Drew is the only one who can do it. Reasoning with him seems impossible, so Henry must do something else; something that burns inside him. He... must sing!
Bendy and the Ink Machine - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2018 - Henry, Joey Drew - Complete
The New Duchess
The Duke and Duchess are dying. They leave it to their eldest daughter to choose who will become the new ruler. The Lady Mari seeks advice from her country's "special one" and her own younger sister. Who will the new duchess be?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Published: 12/29/2017 - Complete
The Cult of Steve reviews
Feliciano Vargas dreams of the unspeakable. Seeing no other alternative, he contacts the cult that he has yet to take proper charge of and requests their presence at Rome. The Author is being troubled by her sister, who wants her to leave the cult. Before anything can be resolved, the countries and The Author are teleported away to a world that is much different from their own...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,028 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/27/2017 - Published: 6/26/2015 - N. Italy, OC - Complete
Five Swords reviews
In this novel adaption of a manga adaption of a video game, Link of must save Princess Zelda from the clutches of Vaati and Shadow Link. To do so, he draws the legendary Four Sword, which ultimately speeds up Vaati's revival. With all swords drawn, Link is now the general leader type Green, the comedic relief Red, the tough guy that loves rom-coms Blue, and the smart chick Violet.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,645 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/5/2017 - Published: 9/3/2015 - [Blue, Red] Vio, Green - Complete
UnderGem reviews
In which Yours The Author writes the crossover that everyone's talking about, but does it in a way that involves eating the dust of dead monsters because she thought it was funny at the time, thus making everyone both angry and desiring to draw this story into a comic. Not that that's going to happen. Unless it does. Will the comic maker be you? Probably not, just wishful thinking.
Crossover - Steven Universe & Undertale - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2016 - Jasper - Complete
I'm So Sorry! No, I'm sorry! No, that's my name Oh reviews
Taking a break from their underground adventure, Frisk decides to visit an Art Club in Hotland. There, they're determined to make friends with the unusual artist with an unusual name.
Undertale - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2016 - Frisk, So Sorry - Complete
An Ao Oni Thanksgiving or Whatever reviews
Thanksgiving is coming, but the Onis of the version six Ao Oni mansion are being themselves. That means most of them have no idea what's going on, and the ones that do are either eccentric or from a fan game. Dedicated to mightygamer64, rwbygirl, and derpology, as well as all my readers. Hope your emotions aren't as bland and confused as mine.
Ao Oni - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/25/2015 - Oni - Complete
A Conversation at the Laundromat reviews
John Egbert and Dave Strider are doing laundry way too early in the morning. But hey, at least there will be cake.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/25/2015 - John E., Dave S., Dad E. - Complete
The Cult of Veneziano reviews
It is the dream of Hetalians everywhere to find the mansion in the adored game HetaOni, destroy it, and save the nations inside from their torment. Somehow, a young lady finds a way to enter the HetaOni dimension, and begins to gather other fan boys and fan girls to help her save the earth from monsters. That young lady... was not me.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,315 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 6/17/2015 - N. Italy, OC - Complete
Wrath and Pairings: The Consquences of Shipping Wars -Hetalia Edition- reviews
At the Restaurant at the End of the Universe, two generic fangirls, Anna and Bella, are invited to lunch by the Axis trio. Unfortunately, Anna is a USUK shipper and Bella is a FRUK shipper. To determine which is the superior pairing, they summon other shippers who have lost sight of the true meaning of fandom to duke it out and ruin the Hetalia name and prove haters right.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,003 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2015 - OC - Complete