Author has written 34 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, Homestuck, Legend of Zelda, Ao Oni, Undertale, Steven Universe, Bendy and the Ink Machine, and Professor Layton.
Hello, all. I am Yours The Author, which I know is a rather dumb name. What I wanted to be titled was "The Author", but apparently there are a lot of people who use that name. This should have occurred to me long before, and I really should have thought of a cooler sounding name, but it's too late. I'll have to deal with the consequences. I would prefer that you call me The Author, or perhaps even The Page or Anonymous, but The Author is what I'll refer myself as in my stories. You'll notice that I never once mention my first name or the first names of any real people in any of my stories. This is because I don't want creepy people to know where I live. Am I paranoid and overestimating the power of the internet? I don't think I am. Do I need to calm down? No you calm down. Now onto some stuff that may be relevant to you.
Please Note: I am a tad on the lazy side. Also, I'm in college now. Therefore, my schedule for posting things is whenever I can/feel like it.
Also Please Note: Critiques are more than welcome. As an author, I want to make it my top priority to make sure that my stories flow smoothly for the enjoyment of any readers who end up on the misty islands of my fan fictions. Any assistance you can provide on spelling, grammar, voice, or any other such issue, is greatly appreciated. Keep your critiques specific! Otherwise they're not much help. Please keep that in mind for all writers on this site. However, flames will not be tolerated. Any shameless flames will be deleted immediately, or, if I'm too late to delete them, I will mention it in my next update and wag my finger at you in disgust, thus making your internet friends despise and shun you. *The Author covers her eyes with her hands* Shun the flamers. Shhhhhuuuuuuunnnn.
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Also Also Also Please Note: I'm rather technologically incapable. Excel is the most complicated thing I can barely pull off for school projects, so any help with how to use all of these tabs and systems is appreciated.
Also Also Also Also Please Note: I'm not particularly fond of cursing. I will read and watch things with cursing in them without much hesitation, But I would prefer that you keep my review box fairly clean. Of course, chances are that if you reviewed a story it was before you read the profile, so there's not much I can do. If you're reading this after you posted, it's okay! I don't mind it that much, I just won't say a swear on my own time, and I don't want my parents to look over my shoulder at my email and think I'm caught up in some gang activity. Am I over reacting again? Silence your word hole. The innocent animals that watch through your window do not appreciate your slurs.
Also Also Also Also Also Please Note: Not that it's likely that anyone is reading the profile, but a review would be really nice. Just saying.
Okay, that is all. If I think of something you might want to note, I will post it accordingly. Under this part might just be some copy and pasted stuff. Examine it at your leisure. Thank you for taking time to read the notes, and I look forward to working for you and with you. Until then!
STATUS: At home and finished with school work!
PLANNED REENTRY TIME: Now.
Assorted Copy and Pasted Things for Your Leisure and Enjoyment:
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the ceiling of the gymnasium and poetically compare it to the night sky.
You wish you could type on a typewriter.
Your e-mails tend to be pages long.
When replying to an e-mail, you address the point on multiple levels of detail and description.
No matter where you are in a room you always have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper because people keep "moving" them.
You start thinking about things, then start laughing for no "apparent" reason. (Why must they look at you at only that moment? Why?!)
FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), DGMSilverAirHead03(USA), Crystal Amethyst (Armenia), InoueR0xO (Pakistan), poohxebony (USA), DreamingInThePast (Spain), loves2readandwrite (USA), SeaDevil (Sweden), Vampgal212 (U.K.), Verdigurl ( New Zealand), Animerockchic (Republic of Ireland), Momoka64 (USA), Ve Kuraresa Bleach (USA), AFleetingPhantom (U.K.), EpicHeroLaugh (USA), Iiz42awesome (U.K), Atlantic Jewel (Australia), derpology (USA), Yours The Author (USA)
•Which Hetalia Character Are You Mostly Like? •
*North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)
() You were bullied a lot in your childhood
*South Italy (Lovino/Romano Vargas)
() You love tomatoes
(x) You're very stoic and serious
*Japan (Kiku Honda)
(/) You're very mature.
*The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)
() You love hamburgers
*The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)
() You like tea
*France (Francis Bonnefoy)
() You're very affectionate
Russia (Ivan Braginski)
(x) You had a very sad childhood.
*Canada (Matthew Williams)
(x) You're often ignored by people
*Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt)
() You're quite mean-spirited
*China (Wang Yao)
(x) You're very mature
*Austria (Roderich Edelstein)
(x)You are very well-raised
*Hungary (Elezabeta Hédeváry)
()You have a potty-mouth
*Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)
(x)You're very loyal
*Poland (Feliks Lukasiewicz)
()You're very flamboyant
Result: I appear to be the human female version of Lithuania, as I suspected from a personality quiz I took a while back.
If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.
If you like chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read through peoples profiles looking for things to copy and paste and you notice they have multiples of something and it bugs you like no tomorrow, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
LIST YOUR TOP TEN ANIME CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU ARE IN THE ANIME
Then ask the following questions
What would you do if Number 1 (Lithuania) woke you up in the middle of the night?
TA: Wha...? Who's there? *Was still asleep*
L: I am sorry, Ms. Author, but my house is on fire.
TA: That's nice... WHAT?! *Jumps out of bed* Then what are you doing over here? Call whatever your emergency number is!
L: I did.
TA: Well, okay... I think there's some cocoa, if you want some.
L: Yes, please.
Number 3 (America) walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
A: Oh, gosh, is someone one in here?
TA: WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE WATER! *Turns off the water*
Number 4 (HRE) announced he/she's going to marry 9 (Sweden) tomorrow?
TA: Well, congratulations, but I thought you liked Italy?
HRE: I do. This is dream bubble magic brought upon by the malicious humor of the test maker.
S: *Wakes up outside of the dream world, unmarried* Huh?
Number 5 (Norway) cooked you dinner?
TA: Well, I've never had Nordic food before...
N: You won't like it because you're picky.
TA: Now, let's not jump to conclusions, I may end up liking it...
Number 6 (Canada) was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
TA: *Is too busy reading to notice*
Number 7 (Latvia) suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
LA: Ms. Author, it seems I am in your family tree.
TA: Huh, I never would have thought I was Latvian. Cool. Want to play video games?
LA: Sure, that would be nice.
Number 8 (Liechtenstein) got into the hospital somehow?
TA: How on Earth did you get in the hospital?
LN: I was going on a picnic with big brother when I slipped on the grass.
TA: Yeah, that's why I try not to go outside. Things hurt you. How's Mr. Switzerland?
LN: He's fine, but he feels bad.
TA: Oh, well tell him to hang in there.
Number 9 (Sweden) made fun of your friends?
TA: Mr. Sweden, it would seem that my friends are taking offense at some of the things you're saying.
TA: Now, I'm sure you don't mean to be rude, but I think we should talk about this a a group to find out what's going on.
S: Okay. *And they proceeded to have the best feels jam in the history of Swedish-American relations*
Number 10 (Poland) ignored you all the time?
TA: Hey, Mr. Lithuania, Poland isn't saying much, is everything okay?
L: He's upset about your hair.
TA: Yeah, well, forget it. I'm not changing my hair, Poland.
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 (Lithuania) do?
L: I know a place you can hide, follow me!
TA: Thank you!
You're on a vacation with 2 (Japan) and manage to break your leg. What do they do?
TA: *Has never broken a bone* MY LEG!
J: *Talks rapid fire Japanese as he calls an ambulance*
It's your birthday. What will 3 (America) give you?
A: Happy Birthday!
TA: Oh, thank you! *It's an America plush* Oh, it's wonderful, thank you!
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 (HRE) do?
TA: THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!
HRE: Don't worry, it's another dream bubble. You'll wake up now.
TA: *Wakes up* Huh?
You're about to do something that will make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 (Norway) do?
TA: I'm not sure about this...
N: The world is your oyster. The gem is inside, but you have to get through the slime first. *Leaves*
TA: Um, thank you?
You're about to marry number 10 (Poland) . What's 1's (Lithuania's) reaction?
L: Cursed dream bubbles...
TA: Tell me about it.
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 (Latvia) cheer you up?
LA: Miss, I heard you broke up with someone...
TA: You must be mistaken, I've never dated.
You compete in a tournament. How does 9 (Sweden) support you?
S: *Holds up a sign with Swedish on it*
TA: Thank you, Sweden! I think...
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 (Poland) do?
P: Like, what's so funny?
TA: Oh, Poland, it was the most brilliant joke!
P: Tell me! *Hears joke* I don't get it...
Number 1 (Lithuania) is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
He's kind, loyal, and shares the same grim perception of the universe that I do. (Though he's not technically all I've ever dreamed. I wouldn't want to get in the way of my LietPol ship, so that honor goes to dear, sweet, precious Japan. *Swoon*)
Number 2 (Japan) tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9(Sweden).
J: Author, I'm in love with Sweden. What do you think of that?
TA: Why are all of these dream bubbles here?
J: I'm not sure, but you didn't answer the question.
TA: Oh, well, if you're happy, than that's all that matters.
J: Thank you for understanding.
You're dating 3 (America) and he/she introduces you to their parents. Would you get along?
A: Mom, Dad, this is The Author.
TA: How do you do?
Parents: Do you skip school?
TA: No, of course not!
Parents: We're done, she's the one.
Number 4 (HRE) loves number 9 (Sweden) as well. What does that mean?
TA: I need to leave the dream bubbles, these alternate timeline romances are giving me a headache...
HRE: Yes, you probably should, to keep things from getting confusing.
Will number 5 (Norway) and 6 (Canada) ever kiss?
Multiverse theory says yes. Maybe as a dare or a friendship kiss.
Number 6 (Canada) appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
I have a hard time believing it, but I'll talk to Mr. Canada about the matter. Hopefully, it's just a misunderstanding.
You had a haircut and 7 (Latvia) can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
TA:He's probably looking at something else. Nothing to worry about.
LA: That's a nice butterfly sitting on The Author's head...
Number 8 (Liechtenstein) thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
TA: *Shoosh paps* Is it because Switzerland scares off the suitors?
LN: No,it's because no one likes me...
TA: If that were true, you wouldn't be in nearly everyone's top ten favorite characters list. Now go talk to dead alternate Poland about romance since we're still in the dream bubbles.
Number 9 (Sweden) is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?
TA: Sorry Mr. Sweden, you sent the email to the wrong Author. Should I pass the message along?
S: No... I'll do it...
You spot 10 (Poland) kissing 1 (Lithuania). How do you react?
L: Are we being watched?
P: Like, no way.
TA: *Continues watching from a short distance the way one watches the rebirth of a butterfly*
You notice that 3 (America) and 4 (HRE) have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?
It's not my business, they do what they want.
Could 1 (Lithuania) and 6 (Canada) be soul mates?
Multiverse theory says yes. Though I prefer LietPol, but LietCan could be cute.
Would 2 (Japan) trust 5 (Norway)?
I can't say I know why he wouldn't...
Number 4 (HRE) is bored and pokes 10 (Poland). What happens after that?
TA: Poland, you're being poked by a ghost.
P: I know. I'm totally getting used to it.
HRE: I'm a ghoooosst!
5 (Norway) and 1 (Lithuania) are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
Whatever they like. Perhaps a cooking class? That would be an interesting meal.
If 6 (Canada) and 3 (America) cooked dinner what would they make?
Breakfast dinner. Canada's pancakes with America's apple strudel would be a sweet treat.
7 (Latvia) and 9 (Sweden) apply for a job. What job?
If I had to guess... librarians. It just seems right.
8 (Liechtenstein) gives 5 (Norway) a haircut. Is that okay?
LN: Is it okay?
TA: It looks fine to me.
N: It's okay.
9 (Sweden) sketches what 6's (Canada's) perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will they be happy?
S: How is this?
C: Maple... she's pretty...
10 (Poland) and 9 (Sweden) are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
Huh, I don't know. Perhaps it's some European humor I would not understand. I'll go inquire... *And they proceeded to have the weirdest comedy hour in the history of Earth*
1 (Lithuania) accidentally kicked 10 (Poland)?
P: As punishment, you must take me shopping!
L: My stomach...
2 (Japan) sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 (Sweden) got it. What would happen?
I imagine they'd work it out appropriately.
6 (Canada) noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
TA: Mr. Canada, it's not that I didn't invite you, Mr. America got both of the invitations.
A: Yeah, I forgot to tell you. Sorry!
TA; Oof... Oh well, come in, süß.
7 (Latvia) won the lottery?
TA: Well, congratulations. What do you plan to do.?
LA: Pay off any debt to other countries I owe money to.
TA: Yeah, that's probably what I would do, too.
8 (Liechtenstein) had quite a big secret?
Well, good for her, I guess. I won't pry.
9 (Sweden) became a singer?
Oh, he and the other Nordics are wonderful. I've heard them before. Best of luck!
10 (Poland) got a daughter?
I'm not sure how child development with countries works, but congratulations!
What would 1 (Lithuania) think of 2 (Japan)?
I think they'd get along kindly.
How would 3 (America) greet 4 (HRE)?
A: AAH! A GHOST!
HRE: Yes, I know.
What would 4 (HRE) envy about 5 (Norway)?
HRE: You got to live...
N: You're a ghost.
HRE: I know.
What dream would 5 (Norway) have about 6 (Canada)?
TA: If you had a dream about Canada, what would it be?
N: We'd go fishing for magic salmon.
What do 6 (Canada) and 7 (Latvia) have in common?
They're both shy and innocent looking, as well as very kindly when treated well. I imagine they'd get along splendidly.
What would make 7 (Latvia) angry at 8 (Liechtenstein)?
Not much, perhaps she used him as a step stool?
Where would 8 (Liechtenstein) meet 9 (Sweden)?
At a candy store. Switzerland would accompany, of course.
What would 9 (Sweden) never dare to tell 10 (Poland)?
Probably not too much, but he'd scare Poland off before he could tell him.
What would make 10 (Poland) scared of 1 (Lithuania)?
When he crosses the line and makes Lithuania mad...
Is 3 (America) Gay?
Multiverse theory says yes. I'm not into shipping America with anyone, but whatever makes him happy will make me happy.
(1) (Lithuania) and (7) (Latvia) are in a happy relationship until (9) (Sweden) runs off with (7) (Latvia). (1) (Lithuania), brokenhearted, has a hot one night stand with (4) (HRE) and a brief unhappy affair with (6) (Canada), then follows the wise advice of (3) (America) and finds true love with (5) (Norway).
HRE: And that's how are timeline became doomed.
TA: It sounds like some horrible pleasure fic with no thought to character development. I don't think I'd ever write that.
What title would you give this story?
What I learned from HRE in the Dream Bubbles.
7 (Lativa) and 8 (Liechtenstein) are in a life threatening situation. How do they react?
LA: We need a place to hide! What are we going to do?!
LN: Don't worry, I've got this. Big brother! I need help!
Switzerland kicks down the door with guns in his hands*
10 (Poland) is feeling a little blue and needs cheering up. How does 4 (HRE) handle it and what does he/she do?
HRE: Mr. Poland, if it will make you feel better, I'll let you paint my nails with that paint stuff you're always using.
P: YES! Black with sparkles would look great on you!
9 (Sweden) and 2 (Japan) are forced to be on a competitive reality show. Which character would win it all?
Well, it would depend on what kind of reality show we're talking about and who's judging. If I were the judge, Japan would win a singing show, and Sweden would win a cooking show where you have to build the stand your baked goods are on, like in Cupcake Wars.
1 (Lituania) has discovered fanfiction from their own universe. Which ship do they find first, and how do they react?
L: Author, explain this to me. Why am I shipped with Poland?
TA: Well, probably because some people think your relationship with him is kind of sweet. Like me...
What are 9's (Sweden's) opinion about playground slides?
S: ...I could make it bigger.
TA: That... sounds dangerous. And fun...
If 8 (Liechentstein) were to live in any era of history except her own, which one would they live in?
LN: Hmm... I'd like to live in the future, where there are no wars and my big brother and I can live in peace.
TA: Aw... I'd like that, too.
9 (Poland) and 6 (Canada) go to an extremely abstract art museum. What are their opinions on it?
C: Well, it's... interesting.
P: We have some pretty good stuff like this back at my house. It can be very pretty.
1 (Lithuania) has to marry 4 (HRE), 5 (Norway), or 2 (Japan). Who do they choose?
L: Do I have to choose?
TA: Sorry, sir, it's part of the game. I think Norway could be a good fit, given HRE likes Italy (or Sweden, in the dream bubbles) and Japan is kind of not into romance.
L: Oh, fine. I'll choose Norway.
If 8 (Liechtenstein) and 3 (America) were to fly to the moon, who would be the pilot and what would they do in space?
A: Space. Space space space.
Which character (1-10) stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
Everyone points to America
A: Oh, sure, blame the American for everything-- (Is holding the cookie in his hand)
If 10 (Poland) were holding 7 (Latvia) hostage, what would he/she demand?
P: Liet, I won't let him go until you let me do your hair!
L: No! We did that last week! I want to go to the bookstore!
P: But Liiiiiieeeeet...
LA: How long am I going to be here?
What is 6's (Canada's) deepest, darkest phobia?
C: Being forgotten; forever.
TA: So... almost everyday?
What's 3's (America's) guilty pleasure?
A: HA! Like I'd ever tell anyone that!
C: He eats Lucky Charms cereal when he loses at a video game. (Which The Author doesn't own).
The end, by the way, I set you up on a date with 1 (Lithuania)!
TA: It was a wonderful game, thank you. Lithuania, shall we head over to Pizza Hut (Which I don't own)?
L: Um... could I get a salad instead?
TA: Of course.
*Whoa look a thing==\/ (That's an arrow pointing down. Obviously.)*
Just a thing I'd thought I'd put in here, since it seems few people visit my profile or review my stories. I'm going to list everyone who favorites, follows, and reviews my stories, so if anyone is actually reading this, perhaps it will motivate you to review. Reviews go first. It's my way of thanking you, and gives a bit of publicity to your own profile. So, win-win as far as I can tell.
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Thank you all again for giving me a sign that what I'm doing is enjoyed by... *counts* over a hundred people!
Hold the phone! We've hit the big one! Whoo! *Dying confetti*
And think of it! These are just the people who have shown me their affection! There are so many that haven't, and it's just so many people! I never thought I'd see the day...
Don't worry, I'll keep up the list, though I doubt any of you actually have seen it. But if you are reading this, then thank you so much for reviewing, favoriting, and/or following me for so long! I'll try not to make you regret it! Have a nice day! Until then!