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Joined 10-06-04, id: 683229, Profile Updated: 02-17-08
Author has written 15 stories for Good Omens, Stargate: Atlantis, A Knight's Tale, Firefly, Pirates of the Caribbean, Death Note, and Naruto.

I float around in fandoms, inspiration strikes at odd times. Whatever, I write fanfic, nothing is sacred, fandom is fucking funny, I'll write any pairing imaginable. P-pretty much O_o

As you may have noticed, I like slash a great deal. If you're not okay with it, that's fine, but you don't have to tell me.

Pimp - Cellar Door 26 is awesome. She probably knows more about plot devices and such than I ever will. Check her out. Or I will cut j00.

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A Man of Misunderstandings by iscariot reviews
A bored Jayne is not a happy Jayne, although sometimes a surprsing Jayne
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,549 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 10/16/2005 - Jayne
Gorillaz Drabbles by The Bad Luck Kid reviews
A drabble is a story that is 100 words. Here are a few silly Gorillaz drabbles for you! Updated at random.
Gorillaz - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 5/16/2006
Need, Not Want by Vecturist reviews
Carson's a little more familiar with withdrawal than Rodney realizes. Tag to The Hive
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Complete
The Thing About by K. Koumori reviews
[Gorillaz Slash. Murdoc2D.] The tension is thick enough to touch at Kong Studios.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,374 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 6/1/2005
Monsters by flah7 reviews
During a routine mapping of an abandoned part of the city Beckett and McKay run into trouble. COMPLETE
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,959 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/21/2005 - Published: 9/17/2005 - Rodney M., Carson B. - Complete
Smoking in Bed by LG reviews
[Drabble.] Spike always seems to have a cigarette on hand. Rated for implied slash.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/7/2004 - Jet B., Spike S. - Complete
Adaptation by lies-d reviews
(JumbaPleakley) Pleakley's physiology makes him susceptible to change. (Finished!)
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,894 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/28/2004 - Published: 5/11/2004
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Teaching reviews
Hanabi Hyuuga wants Kankurou to teach her the puppet technique. [KankurouxNeji]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Kankuro, Neji H. - Complete
Young thunder reviews
Jiraiya makes an unwise wager [Young!Sannin fic, slight JiraxOro]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru - Complete
Past reviews
You knew my cousin, didn't you? [Short angst of the Kakashi variety]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sweet reviews
You taste disgusting. What do you eat? [Some LxLight makeouts I wrote back in the day]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/4/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
When I grow up reviews
When I grow up, I'm going to be a pirate. [little Becket and Norrington plan for the future. Slash ish]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Cutler B., James N. - Complete
Citybeast reviews
The chief obstacle to living with a transplant is acute rejection.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/9/2006 - John S. - Complete
Kick reviews
At the Academy, they had a swimming pool.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/25/2006 - River - Complete
Hiding reviews
Wooden walls don't save you from Reavers.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Jayne - Complete
Blackbird Singin' reviews
...in the dead of night. Mal sees Serenity skyworthy for the first time.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/16/2005 - Mal
Shortage reviews
In which there is not enough. A little Riverpiece. One shot.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/16/2005 - River, Mal - Complete
Cold reviews
Just a short little thing. Simon warms Jayne up. Slash. One shot.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Jayne, Simon - Complete
Taste reviews
A short fluffy little thing, in which Elizabeth wants chocolate and Rodney is flustered.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Rodney M., Elizabeth W.
Rain reviews
A rainy evening in Cheapside. (WatChaucer)
A Knight's Tale - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2005
Yael and Cookie's Excellent Adventure reviews
Two ultra-Sues bamf into Atlantis. I am so, so sorry for this. Wait. No I'm not. It was too much fun to write. Flame at will.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4/8/2005
I Believe in a Thing Called Love reviews
Crowley wakes up to the music of a certain band. Slightly slashy, and quite silly. ...yes, I know the title is crap.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/21/2004