Poiniard
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Joined 05-12-01, id: 68338, Profile Updated: 12-04-07
Author has written 10 stories for Dungeons and Dragons, EverQuest, Fairy Tales, and Alpha Centauri.

Favorite lines:

"To most civilized people, adventurers are indistinguishible from ruffians." ~from Scoundrels and Ruffians (The Council)

"Adventuring is about never having dry feet, never getting any sleep, never having nice clothes or a light pack." ~from The Innkeeper’s Daughters

"Looks like Tymora is with you lads tonight," said the Captain. ~from The Council

Greed is the death of many thieves. ~from Greed (Thieves Tales)

"Rest easy, the sword is yours now. Until whichever long-dead wizard forged the thing comes looking for it." ~from Poiniard’s Tale (Thieves Tales)

"Turnips and pig snouts again!" ~from Better Times (The Council)

"Hand me my Dwarven War Ladder, Bel. I'm goin' up." ~from The Beginnings of Destiny

"Soldiers always complain, it's what they do when they aren't fighting." ~from Incursion

Best D&D fanfictions on the net:

1. The Adventurers (www.peldor.com)

2. The Mesalliance (www.enworld.org/showthread/php?t=130712)

3. Return to the Temple of Elemental Evil/Liberation of Tenh (http://enworld.cyberstreet.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=31153)

4. Skin of Glass (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2269492/1/)

5. Castle Greyhawk (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3720731/1/)

Remember, a hero is just an adventurer who didn't put his lowest roll in charisma. All reviews are welcome.

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Eye of the Beholder: Beneath Waterdeep by Tizai reviews
Four adventurers delve deep beneath the city of Waterdeep, sent by the Lords to investigate the existence of the criminal overlord Xanathar.
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,540 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 9/8/2003
Skin of Glass by S.Hagen reviews
[COMPLETE]An old friend has asked Misara Dawntide to defeat a champion of evil whose actions threaten the Silver Marches. But what if there is more to it than a lone Black Guard wandering the lonely roads of the North?
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 138,718 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 2/18/2005 - Complete
Castle Greyhawk by Scottenkainen reviews
The novella that tells the story of Tenser's early years, much as they were originally played out. It's a coming of age tale, D&D style!
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 46,913 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Complete
The Guardians of Helm by JP McClendon reviews
The god Helm brings a group of strangers from all over the world together to protect a fledgling kingdom for all time. New Chapter finally up! WIP. Please R&R
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,825 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 11/29/2001
The Marvelous Misadventures of Weylyn Blackwolf by EireCat reviews
The sometimes odd, always swashbuckling tale of Weylyn Blackwolf: a halfelf on an unwilling search for destiny, and his encounters with holy quests, shiny buttons and undead feminists. Rated for language, violence, and an unhealthy dose of awesome.
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,405 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/1/2006 - Published: 10/13/2003
Heroes Anonymous by Backroads reviews
Various angsty heroes of many stories struggle with their problems. But what happens when their counselor Gandalf suggests quest therapy? Chaos and OoCness abound!
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,780 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/19/2005 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Complete
Through the Darkness Unescapable by chryseis dione reviews
The Alkallabeth was written as a history, but histories rarely reveal the whole truth. What was the truth behind the life of Tar Miriel, last queen of Numenor?
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 65,422 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 23 - Updated: 1/30/2005 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Complete
Oak and Willow by Marnie reviews
The story of Celeborn and Galadriel, with a difference - this time it's from the Sindar POV. Features Daeron, Elu Thingol, Luthien, Beren, Angrod, Finrod and many others.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,732 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/12/2004 - Published: 3/28/2003 - Complete
The Indentured Servant by mepb reviews
A centaur bard rescues a boy from an abusive master, then bringing him as she reunites with old friends...only to be betrayed by an ambitious king.
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,211 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 8/31/2004 - Published: 5/5/2004
The Courtship of Peregrin Took by Davesmom reviews
IN PROGRESS...With Bilbo and Frodo now gone, and Sam settled in with a family, Pippin and Merry feel restless. Remebering their promise to Treebeard, and hearing the story Sam's cousin Hal tells, they decide on a jaunt to the North Farthing...with surpri
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,324 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/21/2003 - Published: 8/4/2002 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
Tangled Visions by Banzai Ryu reviews
It started when one woman lost everything that she held dear. Now, as she searches for answers and revenge, her road will intertwine with three others. These four desperate people will work together to survive, or die trying .
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,563 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 9/3/2003 - Published: 2/2/2003
Hounds of Winter by Icy Mike Molson reviews
Southern Tourant has always been known for harsh, long winters. But when extremely late season storms break over the region, one scholar thinks it's more than a natural act...
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,331 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/7/2003 - Published: 12/2/2002
A Pacifist's War by Gwen6 reviews
*FINISHED* A tale of Lady Deirdre and the Gaians, and how their belief in peace must combat against war. Will they keep peace in the world, or will their ideals and hopes shatter with the tempestuous calls of aggression?
Alpha Centauri - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 26 - Words: 45,656 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 3/17/2003 - Published: 12/11/2002
New World Order by The Wobbly Guy reviews
*REWORKED* On a desolate world in the Periphery, long-hidden secrets and power beyond imagination are sought. And the universe will be changed forever... The final version, edited with dates and corrected battle reports!
Mechwarrior/Battletech - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 39 - Words: 172,528 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/3/2003 - Published: 4/12/2001
The Mariner of Dol Amroth by Seor Finrod reviews
Part One of a story set at the beginning of the 3rd Age about a mariner from Dol Amroth, plus some poems hinting at the story's continuation R&R please
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,298 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/18/2001
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The Beginnings of Destiny reviews
[FINISHED] The tales of the erudite wizard Belrosian Kenshed, Steward of the Western Tower. These stories are a stylized account of actual events. Updated after a long hiatus.
EverQuest - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,911 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 8/6/2003 - Complete
Faction Eliminated reviews
The University and the Hive factions try to eliminate the Spartans and the Gaians.
Alpha Centauri - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,525 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2007
Angst reviews
The short story of an angst-ridden good drow exile and other parodies
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12/11/2007 - Published: 6/20/2003
The Five Maidens of Bryn reviews
COMPLETE Five women, captives of a sorcerous dragon, band together to escape from a demon haunted fortress.
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,608 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Complete
Something's Cooking reviews
COMPLETE Four young adventurers investigate a mysterious cottage on the edge of town, and find something's cooking.
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,410 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Complete
A Tale of Two Sisters reviews
A Tale of Two Sisters: The Story of Briar Rose and Snow White
Fairy Tales - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/31/2005
The Innkeeper's Daughters reviews
The tale of three sisters who set out for adventure, only to learn there is much the bards leave out.
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,889 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/25/2005 - Published: 7/25/2003
Thieves Tales reviews
A few short tales of greed, treachery and adventure about- you guessed it- thieves. Plus, the tale of my infamous namesake.
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,490 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 3/23/2005 - Published: 6/19/2003
The Deck of Many Things reviews
COMPLETE The iconic characters from the Player's Handbook embark on an adventure to win a Minor Artifact.
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,980 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/10/2005 - Published: 2/23/2005 - Complete
The Council reviews
[FINISHED] Tales of the Black Dragons of Cormyr set in the Forgotten Realms
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,008 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/31/2003 - Published: 7/13/2003 - Complete