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Jackson, Where's My Paycheck? by theharshlightofday reviews
A hobbit in dire need of health insurance, a bumbling gardener, a senile wizard, a klutzy ranger, a prissy elf and a horny elf maiden with a speech impediment… it can only be a shameless parody of Peter Jackson’s movie trilogy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 99,667 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Aragorn, Frodo B.
Open Doors by Starrika reviews
A/U, Post-Eclipse. Bella runs away from her wedding in a last-ditch effort to decide the life she wants to live. E/B, J/B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,995 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Bella, Jacob
No One Ever Said High School Is Easy, Or Fair by LorMenari reviews
Welcome to Forks High. A school filled with drama. Then again, aren't all small schools? Though are story centers around three main characters, it's safe to say everyone is important here. T for suggestive themes and language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 44,774 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Bella, Jacob
Cross My Heart and Hope To Die by hopesallthings reviews
It always was hard to keep things from Alice. So naturally, he had secrets that only she knew.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 14,160 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Slushie Shots by WheezerSneezer reviews
Mike gestured wildly and vaguely at Puck. “Dude! You think that I would know? I don’t know what goes on in their heads! Girls are crazy, and you picked the craziest one out there!” He paused, before quickly tacking on, “Rachel’s nice, though.”
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 87,483 - Reviews: 1842 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Puck, Rachel B.
Keep Your Head Up by Emilie Rose reviews
A different sort of conversation in the laundromat leads Billy and Penny down a very different path. NOT MY PROPERTY. T for crazy random over-the-top caution.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,406 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Dr. Horrible/Billy, Penny - Complete
Everything Else by Zydrate reviews
Maybe Billy forgot about a few people. They didn't forget about him.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
The Lord of the Facebook: The Two Notifications by aotearoan reviews
LOTR's The Two Towers, told through the characters' facebook accounts. A continuation of The Fellowship of the Facebook Status Updates by sweetypie15. Same author, but posted under a different account. UPDATE: Return of the Friend Request now up!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,264 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Frodo B., Aragorn - Complete
Shadows of the Sun by MissCountrySweet reviews
As I glanced up and into the eyes of my Jacob, I smiled and pressed my hand to his heart. And for the first time in my life, I felt...free. Jacob/Bella. Edward may have had the power of an eclipse, but sun can shine through almost anything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,140 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Down A Crooked Path by Inthemadhouse reviews
Companion to "Bless the Broken Roads." You know Jasper wasn't nearly as thrilled about it all as Carlisle was. Not only is he stuck with a weird leader, he has 5 new siblings to worry about.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,012 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Jasper, Carlisle - Complete
Bless the Broken Roads by Inthemadhouse reviews
The story of how Jasper became part of the family, from Carlisle's POV
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,561 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Carlisle, Jasper - Complete
Secrets 1935 by pinkowitch reviews
Rosalie must confide her deepest secrets to Emmett, not long after they meet. Special thanks to my beta, Ras1.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Pitfalls of the Palantir by Lalaeth reviews
A scholarly elf and a less than respectable woman traipse across Middle earth in search of a powerful artifact. Chapter 36. Epilogue.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 84,012 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 6/19/2005 - Complete
Angelic Lies, Demonic Truths by FoxxFire5 reviews
Certain demons long for revenge on Crowley. Aziraphale gets in serious trouble. Crowley's in an awkward situation--he has to try and save Aziraphale--or not. First GO fanfic. RnRs/advice would be bless-curs-appreciated. :D Rated T for violence. Completed!
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,581 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Complete
Life on the Natural Path by Starrika reviews
Bella chooses life and finds herself in the process.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Bella - Complete
Whoops, Didn't Mean To Do That by Dr Megalomania reviews
Updated ... and finished. What if Meilin had been the Cardcaptor...? Clow Reed was a very stupid man, and made many mistakes. Now, Meilin finds out exactly how stupid a man can be!
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 175,366 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/14/2006 - Published: 2/22/2002 - Meiling L. - Complete
Redemption by Slightly Sinister Sinestra reviews
Crowley is a demon, a fallen angel. But when Aziraphael is kidnapped by Hell, this demon is going to get him back. Even if it means doing something ... holy. AC. Enjoy.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,885 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/23/2006 - Published: 8/7/2006
So You're Leaving by Scarlett7 reviews
Complete! And now illustrated! Johnny has escaped his life in Tulsa only to find more trouble as a family secret is unveiled. Can Dally protect him as the pieces of his past spiral out of control?
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 111,977 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/27/2006 - Published: 3/16/2003 - Dallas W., Johnny C. - Complete
Evanescent: Short Lived by Akizuki Sai reviews
Everyday he beats his consecutive record of days he stayed alive. Everyday she watches everything with intent eyes. A story about reality,realizations, life, death and everything possible...
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,579 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 24 - Updated: 1/29/2005 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Eriol H., Tomoyo D. - Complete
On the Run by YLJedi reviews
Johnny dies and Dally robs the store. But Dallas doesn't call Darry. Instead Dallas runs, and a family ends up taking him in. Can the family help Dally learn to trust and to care again? Or do some things just come too late? COMPLETE!
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,878 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/28/2004 - Published: 6/28/2004 - Complete
Safety in Numbers by Scarlett7 reviews
COMPLETE! The socs used to be their biggest problem, but now a killer is walking the streets of Tulsa... and only Johnny knows. If the gang finds out, it could cost both Ponyboy and Johnny thier lives.
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,675 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/10/2004 - Published: 5/26/2003 - Johnny C., Dallas W. - Complete
Down Like Rain by Anais Lacquestar reviews
The story of Melkor Morgoth and Luthien Tinuviel
Silmarillion - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,388 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/13/2002 - Luthien T., Morgoth - Complete
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