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Joined 10-09-04, id: 684103, Profile Updated: 01-18-13
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, and Malcolm in the Middle.

Well I know I'll be a writer. But I also know I have a few kinks to work out. I figure that I'll be horribly pained to try and work them out on my original work - I mean, those are supposed to be perfect! Speaking of, I'm crazy. But anyways, I decided I'd work on it with fanfiction. Particularly Harry Potter, but maybe some other things like Neon Genesis Evangelion. I'm about 5'11.5", born 1982, 150lb, 12% body fat, with brown eyes, really dark brown hair, pretty scrawny, a scorpio, a Wiccan, a romantic, a neurotic, into fantasy, into psychology, into philosophy, into the mystical, etc. And I'm going to be a writer. Sometimes I'm not sure how much of my life will be writing though. I'm scurred. And I'm going to be a psychologist too. So we'll see.

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Red Coals by Dead-Kenny-Dead reviews
I'm not sure what they were anymore. But they definitely weren't human. For mature audiences only. Will have smut. Companion piece to ketamine.methanol's "Skinwalker." Multiple Pairings.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,246 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Kyle B., Tweek T.
Deconstructive Reconstruction by usedusernames reviews
COMPLETED. MalcolmxReese slash/incest. 'Malcolm feels a scream or something like it housed in his chest cavity, trying to escape before it outgrows him. It rockets up his throat and he stifles it with an open-mouthed not-quite-kiss against Reese's jaw.'
Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,439 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Malcom, Reese - Complete
A Quickening of the Heart by brensgrrl reviews
The visions of a Seer lead first to intrigue, then to romance. . . AU add on story posted at adultffnet. Write me with age info for access.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,776 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 4/21/2005 - Ron W., Severus S.
Eclipse by Mijan reviews
Draco swore revenge on Harry for Lucius's imprisonment, and for once, he keeps his promise. The old rivalry turns deadly when Draco abducts Harry for Voldemort. But when Draco’s world turns upside down, the fight to save himself and Harry begins. HD, COMP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 309,149 - Reviews: 2983 - Favs: 3,984 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 5/26/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Assignment by Amusingly reviews
In their seventh-year, Percy and Oliver are paired in an unusual assignment. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,720 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 5/8/2005 - Published: 4/15/2004 - Percy W., Oliver W.
Ron the Seer by phuketrix reviews
Suddenly Ron went rigid in his arm chair. His eyes became unfocused and his mouth sagged... (HPHG, RWHG or HPRW?)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,641 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/19/2004 - Published: 3/8/2004 - Ron W., Harry P.
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Reese's Soliloquy reviews
[NOTE: Story is nearly complete, about 21,400 words. I plan to edit-and-upload a chapter at least once a week] 'I've been worying about nothing' he wrote. 'I was afr woried to sleep and a complete hole over something that everyone does! ' But that was a lie. Reese wrestles over feelings for his own brother (i.e. WARNING: this story contains adult sexual themes, including incest)
Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,632 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Reese, Malcom
Use of the Astronomy Tower reviews
Harry/Draco one-shot, an oft used scenario. "You know, this tower is only used for two things, and you're here by yourself." Two things, snogging and suicide.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Curious Dewey reviews
Dewey/Reese one-shot. Rating due to language and extreme sexual content. Reese, due to some terrible cheerleader prank, is humiliated and depressed into a catanic stupor. Dewey is asked to help him bathe...
Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,496 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Dewey, Reese - Complete
Draco Malfoy and the Old Wives' Tale reviews
Yeah, yeah, I know, kinda cliché…but it’s new to me. This is about Draco, concerning his life and his obsessive hate towards Potter. He took away his father, his friends, his position...even had him melted! How would you react? ...eventual DracoHarry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,863 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/19/2006 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.