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Joined 10-09-04, id: 684321, Profile Updated: 05-13-11
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, Final Fantasy VIII, and Final Fantasy X-2.

Well, I've overhauled my profile. This includes removing everything that was here before and making adjustments like taking down the stories that I have no motive to finish. Sorry if you enjoyed them, but they seem pointless and are stuck in a weird limbo like state.

All I can say is I'm seventeen and I love to write. Unfortunately I'm nowhere near as good as I would like to be, but I see this more as practice. I've met some good, honest, and very blunt people. They stab my ego repeatedly all the time, but even if it hurts it's for the best. After all, I'll never get better if they don't give me some criticism.

~DLH~

I have a new pet peeve; people reviewing their own stories with glowing compliments. I was checking out this one story today and it was so horrible I couldn't help but read the reviews and see how other - more intelligent readers - had cut it up. I found negative reviews from everyone except the author who had left reviews while still logged in under their own name. That's right, not even trying to hide it! They said things to themselves like "You are very talented" when clearly they aren't. Seriously delusional is all I have to say.


Finding Paradise: 30 was posted and I feel so relieved to have finally finished this fic. The fic is over a year old! I feel like I've been writing it my whole life though. It's my first ever totally finished fic! Normally I stop off about mid way through and never finish...

Secretary Secrets: My beta and I teamed up to overhaul the project and are currently working on the tenth chapter. However, at her insistence, I agreed to only post one chapter every Saturday so that we could maintain regular updates. So, there are only four chapters out at the moment. We've got a good head start and hopefully people like it. A lot of readers/hits show up in the statistics, but not too many reviewers. Oh well. This will likely be a long one. Merc is making me take it slow. She says Squall doesn't give it up easy. Haha. Due to some personal issues on both ends, we've got this story put on hold for a little while. It will be back soon!

A Romantic Dream: Chapter 6 just went up! Already favourited and generously complimented by readers. I'm actually really proud of this fic just because it feels different from the standard AU high school fics I tend to read (and enjoy more than I let on...). I hope if the fandom is something you're familiar with, you'll give it a look. Right now, it's rather slow and I can't say I've ironed out the whole plot yet, but it's coming to me.


People I feel I should thank...


Merciful:
My Beta. Always quick to get my projects back to me and never fails to add death threats and insults to the ends of her edits. She edited all the early chapters of FP, but than I got too into it and stopped sending them her way before I posted them. Oops. She's great though. I really don't think FP would have ever been finished without her. I know my writing has slowed recently and it's left her with some extra editing time. Grab it while you can!

Critic: The biggest bitch I have ever known. She's mean, even for the internet. I wouldn't change it for anything though. I asked her to review my story and she did. Even when she wasn't happy with it, she sent me feedback. There's nobody more dedicated to making me feel like crap. :) If you want someone to tell you what they think of your story, she's the one to ask. The best part? She lets you choose between getting your feedback as reviews or as PMs.

They are the best team for fan-fiction editing/feedback ever!

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Torn from the past by metal-mako-dragon reviews
Seifer is having trouble sleeping and has only reccently discovered why. But after his use of the GF's are his memories as clear as he thinks they are? Will he fall prey to his own past? SxS
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 126,609 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/28/2015 - Published: 2/17/2004 - Squall L., Seifer A.
I Hate Everything About You by Wench of Diablos reviews
Co-written with Pod Sara. Cid makes Seifer an offer he can't refuse: freedom in exchange for becoming an instructor and his help in making Selphie's Student Activities Center a success. Seifer's never been a team player and Selphie doesn't take no for an answer. Will the two be able to find common ground and learn to work together, or will it be Cid's worst idea ever? Selfer.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 177,339 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/28/2015 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Seifer A., Selphie T.
To kiss a Hyuga by FaintFalconHunter reviews
It has always been a Hyuga tradition that you must marry the person you share your first kiss with. She wanted her first kiss to be Naruto Uzumaki but we don't always get what we want.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,145 - Reviews: 1215 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Shipwrecked by xXdarkblossomXx reviews
Naruto, Hinata, Sasuke and Sakura were all on their way to another country for a mission. What happens when their ship wrecks and they get stranded on an island? Will romance bloom while they are struggling to live there? SasuSaku, NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,669 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Take Me Out by abernathys reviews
Rinoa's the new student at school. She befriends a lively girl on her first day and they become best friends. But what happens when Rinoa falls for the stubborn, obnoxious, but coolest guy in school? (UN)OFFICIALLY ENDED. Thanks for all your reviews/love over the years but I can't see how to end this properly without re-doing the entire thing. Much love & thanks to you all!
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 68,434 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Rinoa H., Squall L.
Inside Your Mind by forfun2244 reviews
Harry and Draco hate each other...at least, everyone thinks they do. But what happens when they can read each other's minds? HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,375 - Reviews: 1329 - Favs: 1,102 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 7/10/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Konoha Sellers by merciful-malice reviews
AU I work retail, and have decided to force the inhabitants of a certain village to do the same. Rated T because the author is a total drunken loon... Holy crap! It's a new chapter! And my liver still functions!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,207 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 2/18/2008
Squall of the Dead by Ms. Jones reviews
A romcomzom fanfic. Selphie has been killed in a tragic accident and the Garden are mourning her passing. But eerie events are afoot, as the dead are reanimated. Yes, like Selphie... THIS STORY IS BACK FROM THE DEAD!
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,983 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Squall L., Seifer A.
21 Blue PostIt's by Kiss.My.Sass.181 reviews
With only a bunch of post-it's from her dead mom to guide her, Sakura and her friends embark on a summer long road trip to fufil the tasks set by her mom. Maybe she'll learn to cope with her mom's death and perhaps find a little summer romance?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,993 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Last Reality by leonsgriever69 reviews
What would happen if, even after each world was saved, there was still a crisis? The worlds of Final Fantasy VII, VIII, IX, and X have clashed and the heroes of each world must join forces whether or not they want to...
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,345 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 2/25/2005
The Best Thing That Can Happen Is An Accident by BLUEanimeGIRL025 reviews
After all the things that Konoha had to face in order for Sasuke and Naruto's children to be born safely, now the twin girls -Hemiko and Cheri- are just starting their teen years. Sequel to "It Was Just Another Accident! Really!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,940 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Fire and Ice by altol reviews
Seifer and Quistis. One man's redemption. One woman's awakening. Two souls journey into an uncertain future...with even more uncertain feelings. Finished.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 393,159 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 10/30/2002 - Quistis T., Seifer A. - Complete
Only Human by webaholic reviews
Good introduction for those unfamiliar with The Fuzzy Elf, fun memories for those who love Cockrum's creation. Kurt Wagner tells what it's like to be Nightcrawler. A whirl of comic mayhem including bamfs, boggies, and A Lovely Talk-Show Hostess.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Kurt W./Nightcrawler - Complete
Low Wage Worth by Novelist Pup reviews
The irritable worker who hates his job, the annoying customer, and the bastard of a manager. Who ever said life wasn't worth it? [AU, SasuNaruSai]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,916 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Naruto U., Sai
The hell hole we call school by Al bhed Princess reviews
The FFx2 cast are back and at school! What happens? Read to find out...YunaTidus, RikkuGippal and PaineBaralai, possible LeblancNooj. Updated with chapter 10!
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,862 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 8/12/2004
Pretty Boy meets Gothic Boy by Lil Dobe reviews
Feelings unravel and potential heartache happens. Oh, whom are we kidding? This is the real summary! Feelings unravel, feelings are shared, feelings just pop out. SasuNaru, eventually SasuGaa M/M, Rim, Oral sex, Anus sex, yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,747 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Sasuke U., Gaara
No More Dignity for Sasuke by Zukuto Kachirikumei reviews
Sasuke decides to go to a counselor in order to work out, or rather, confess a certain 'problem.' But who is Konoha's new councilor? And what will it take to find out what Sasuke's 'problem' is?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,120 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Gaara
Craving by o0Kitsune0o reviews
It all started when Kakashi locked them in a room together as a punishment for bickering. Who knew falling so hard in love you could barely focus would be such a journey? It should be smooth sailing.. right? SasuNaru Team 7 lives together. Chapter41 UP!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,822 - Reviews: 1259 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Push by Kamisado reviews
Sasuke gets Gaara to go with him to a club. I suck at summaries, just read it. Yaoi, don't like, don't read, flames WILL be ignored, GaaSasu, bathroom sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Gaara, Sasuke U. - Complete
A Birthday Present by JadeDragoness reviews
Updated! Chapter 19! - Iruka's birthday is coming up in a few days and Naruto needs help finding him a birthday present, so he enlists the help of Sakura and Sasuke. KakaIru, & SasuNaru. [being revised]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 74,683 - Reviews: 1119 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 10/23/2003 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Last Night by Selphiebunny reviews
chapter six updated. :complete.: Gippal, dreams, and Baralai's role in them. Gippalai.
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,172 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/3/2007 - Published: 6/16/2005 - Gippal, Baralai
Carousel by Fantastical Queen Ebony Black reviews
COMPLETE! AU Gaara’s life was a silent mess. Then he found there was a lot more to see than just sadness, as somehow, he found Neji. But Neji has some secrets of his own. We keep spinning, gaining speed, a little faster... NeGaaNe [SasNar, ShiTem]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 107,970 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 4/19/2006 - Published: 1/14/2005 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Trouble on Durandal Island? by Kos-mosMomo reviews
Its the Christmas Season! WHat INSANE things do the Xenosaga Characters do? Well, read and find out.
Xenosaga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,934 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/24/2005 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Complete
Sticky Sweet, When Twisted Dreams Come True by Selphiebunny reviews
Zell, basically obsessed with hot dogs. Seifer, needs to get a life. Squall, is just there. Yaoi and het. SxZ Selph&Sq .DEAD.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,266 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/6/2005 - Published: 2/3/2005 - Zell D., Seifer A.
Don't Push Me Away by Rahazel reviews
The Next Generation of SeeD. The old gang has retired and all bought homes, had children and lived off the wealth they aquired after saving the world. Now that their kids have grown up, it's their turn. PLEASE REVIEW! Complete.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,890 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/26/2005 - Published: 5/19/2005 - Squall L., Rinoa H. - Complete
Dude Looks Like a Lady by PodSara reviews
Rinoa accidentally turns one of the Orphanage Gang into a girl. Swearing, hysteria, potty accidents, thongs and boob jokes abound.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,380 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 7/17/2003
Lord Of The Guys by quiffed reviews
This is... Lord of the Flies, except with boysex instead of killing. A reality TV show, except with the Marauders instead of B-list celebrities. A WIP. And you get to vote on what happens next. It's just that cool.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,662 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/18/2005 - Published: 3/26/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Unzipping Lips, Sinking Ships by darkmark111 reviews
Abandoned. Ron's gay and housing an escaped Japanese love slave in his dormitory, Hermione's a drug dealer, Draco is pregnant, the Shrieking Shack is a frat house, Snape is the school counselor, and then there's 'Dumblewhore'...sound interesting?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,501 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/14/2005 - Published: 3/11/2005
Terror of Valentine by Evil-Mecha-Pilot reviews
:Hiatus: Cupid comes of Konoha and causes havoc throughout the village.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,768 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/13/2005 - Published: 1/20/2005
Death's Devotion by ffx2fan reviews
This is to the tune of real emotion. I made it up while i was bored. My friends and i like to make up song parody
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/9/2005
Routine Set To Flame by Deena reviews
Displaced during Time Compression, Ultimecia’s Eight Guardians have been scattered all over the world. Drawn to their calls, Seifer sets off to junction them all, only to be placed under the authority of one chicken wuss SeeD. Eventual Slash, SeiferZell
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,365 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/2/2005 - Published: 12/5/2003
Rikku's Story by JoeyStar reviews
She was a Guardian during Tidus's, a Gullwing for Yuna's, but this time Rikku is determined to take centre stage in a tale of love, adventure and heartache. Because this is Rikku's Story ... Rikku/Gippal
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 119,378 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/22/2005 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Rikku, Gippal - Complete
Drunken Sincerity by brightspark reviews
SeiferxZell. Alcohol gives a kind of freedom to do things not dared when sober.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2005 - Seifer A., Zell D. - Complete
Oceans Apart by PodSara reviews
Sequel to Broken Wings. Rinoa's been gone five years. Where is she, and who is she with? Back at Garden, someone is murdering young female cadets, and Squall has been set up to take the blame. Can Quistis clear his name?
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,403 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/27/2005 - Published: 11/29/2002 - Rinoa H., Squall L. - Complete
Voldemort's Song by lovelyloey reviews
Voldemort's song based on "Hakuna matata" from Lion King, Disney. Third instalment in "songs" series. Guaranteed to be funny! R&R please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2005 - Voldemort
Operation: Genin Dance by Persepolis130 reviews
The First Annual Genin Dance is a time for the blossoming of young love and ... punch spiking? Kissing jutsus? Streaking? Lap dances? And their senseis are behind it all? shikaino naruhina nejitenten leesaku shinotenten sasuneji...? and more! Complete!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,683 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/2/2004 - Published: 7/15/2004 - Complete
Ninja Datte Bayo! I'm A Ninja! by Tobu Ishi reviews
Yet another filk (song parody), this time to the tune of "Curbside Prophet" by Jason Mraz. Naruto sounds off on fox demons, instant ramen, doing your best, and other important points of life as a ninja.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/13/2004
The Mambo no Jutsu by Tobu Ishi reviews
Another song parody by FilkAeris (my stage name...I still can't believe I have an actual "stage name"), this time sung by Naruto about his most (in)famous technique. To the tune of Mambo No.5 by Lou Bega.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2004
Red as Snow by Rabbitprint reviews
Picking up where Blind Spot left off, a POV Baralai as he spends the two years after the Crimson Squad. Spoilers for FFX, FFX2. Baralai and Paine pairing. Finished.
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 76,300 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/27/2004 - Published: 2/14/2004 - Baralai, Paine - Complete
Broken Wings by PodSara reviews
COMPLETE! When a new evil arises, the Fated Children must take matters into their own hands. Things aren't quite what they seem and someone they love might just betray them. Re-edit with new content
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 87,011 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/4/2003 - Published: 1/28/2003 - Complete
Midgar Booty, or The Cloud Strife Song by Tobu Ishi reviews
Due to an extremely random misfire of neutrons in my brain, here is a lovely parody of the song Baby Got Back, by Sir Mix-A-Lot. If you like Cloud (or big swords ) why not give it a shot?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/31/2002
Grrr or How I Broke Up with Rinoa by Kaerith reviews
Breaking up with Rinoa is going to be more difficult than Squall thought.... Warnings: language, slight slash.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/14/2002 - Squall L., Rinoa H. - Complete
Cold Feet by PrincessDesire reviews
Thought I'd try dialogue only. Yaoi, of course. It was just a fun little experiment. Please tell me what you think.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2002 - Seifer A., Zell D.
Protective Bonds by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
Hermione discovers a book with an interesting protection spell...and the results are shocking to say the least. Warning: slash ahead!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,645 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 1/19/2002 - Published: 1/8/2001 - Draco M., Harry P.
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A Romantic Dream reviews
AU High School fic. About the staff instead of the students for a change. Lenne lands a great teaching job thanks to her best student. Of course, everything in life gets complicated.
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,032 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Lenne, Shuyin
Secretary Secrets reviews
Co-written by Merciful, my beta. Title not final. Things and people change with time, particularly when saving the world is no longer a priority... Now updating weekly.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,854 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Squall L., Quistis T.
Finding Paradise reviews
GaaraXOC. Out of the sands on the fringes of Suna rises the Oasis Temple. When the Kazekage finally pays a visit, it triggers everything he knows to change dramatically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 66,899 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Gaara - Complete