Author has written 2 stories for Phantom of the Opera, and Pirates of the Caribbean.
We are Elizabeth and Eloise, and here is some information about us. A lot of this is classified, so don't go blabbing around too much, or we won't be responsible for what becomes of you.
Eloise suffers from acute Phantom of the Opera (and now Pirates of the Caribbean) obsessive tendencies. She is on medication and should be released from the asylum in a few months. Meanwhile, her hobbies are practicing fouettes and being better than you at math.
Elizabeth is severely allergic to impressions of Christine, worshipping of Gerik, and PotO songs sung in French. She likes to snark, make arguably good jokes, and incite riots among the phangirl population. She also likes doggies (and Sparrington)!
We ship all and nothing. Het, slash, cest, etc are all fair game in a parody... please don't be offended! (and don't drink the hatorade).