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Joined 10-09-04, id: 684655, Profile Updated: 01-07-13
Author has written 17 stories for Ranma, Harry Potter, Naruto, and Familiar of Zero.

I'm a writer who loves to be the best he can become, then be better than that. I've written quite a few fanfics in years past, though most of them aren't hosted here. I like to create stories and come up with interesting stories to further improve myself as a writer and to expand my creative mind. Though I wrote mostly Ranma fanfics, I've also dabbled with Neon Genesis Evangelion, Animaniacs, Sailor Moon, and now exploring Naruto. Soon, I'll have some more stories up for reading, past and more present creations. Current manga titles I enjoy include Ranma 1/2, Tenchi Muyo!, Naruto, Bleach, Kure-Nai, GTO, Kurohime, RosarioVampire, Ruler of the Land, Whistle!, Onidere, Change 123, A Certain Magical Index, A Certain Scientific Railgun, Witch Hunter, Freezing, and Azumanga Daioh.

January 7, 2013
Well, the world hasn't ended, and it looks like I'm back in business. Long story short, I had a lot of things going on, but nothing that has made me give up on Zero Interface. As I work on Chapter 13 (already began posting parts of it on TFF), I will also be updating previous chapters. Mostly spelling tweaks, updated info and things to make the story read more smoothly -- rereading the chapters last night showed just how much this is needed. As of this moment, I've reposted Chapter 1, and working on the others from the copy I posted here (my laptop HD ;_;). Keep you all posted on what chapters are revised because we're all still alive and kicking. Watah!

November 13, 2011
Chapter 12 of Zero Interface is posted.

August 26, 2011
Chapter 11 of Zero Interface is posted. Apologies for the lateness due to RL difficulties and the fact that Wardes was a tough nut to write.

April 8, 2011
Chapter 10 of Zero Interface is posted.


Challenge time!

While I can completely understand dislike for certain characters, there are few fics that actually either justify it, ir even attempt to mold said hated character into someone more likable. By likable, I'm not referencing endless embarrassing plots that humiliate said character(s). I mean, honest-to-God retooling the character so that he comes out better.I'm not proposing pumping up your favorite characters -- God knows there's so many of those going around -- I'm talking about taking a hated character and writing them so that they are more likable, at least in your opinion, someone you can get behind and cheer on to reach his or her goal(s).

Srsly.

Bashing gets old; there's almost no variety to it at all, and it hits on expressly predictable, cliched formula to do whatever they intend to do... which is also heavily cliched, too, come to think of it. What I would love to see are plots that take advantage of the hate and make something good out of the character instead of reducing him to a one-line joke. Especially when it's a main character that's being bashed.

This challenge goes out to everyone, especially talented writers. I've been turned off by some authors' works in the past, due to the fact that their bashing equaled anger management training. If you really want me to know about your issues, I'll have to charge you 150 per chapter; I'm not reading your trauma for free.

So, let's call this the Hate the Hate challenge.

Conditions are as follow: 1) the character(s) in Q must not be made into anything contrary to his/her nature. Which sounds like it's defeating the point, but likely, people would just rewrite the character to be completely fruity or something else they dislike in order to "fix" said character. Besides, it's not fun to read a story where the character's name is the only thing you recognize. I'm looking for evolution from canon, and not a contrary flip. This means there has to be a reason why s/he changes that doesn't equate "Word of God says so." This rule also means that you have to keep the characters in that particular universe, crossovers notwithstanding (i.e. - no high school fics, or other "real world" stories where the character clearly originated from neither in canon).

2) The changes have to be explained. In other words, show your work. Yes, this actually rules out, "well, s/he was really like this all the time, but was in denial" mode of explaining it away. This amounts to character deconstruction, so obviously, we want to know what's going on, and not be told that "Santa Claus brought it over."

3) No rewriting characters' sexual preferences to suit your whims. And yes, I'm horrified to have to actually write that. This means if the character is canonically straight, s/he will remain straight in this challenge. If s/he's gay, then s/he remains gay. A quick test for canonical accuracy -- if you think of a pairing and it makes you giggle like a schoolgirl or squeal, it's not eligible for this challenge. This doesn't mean you have to stick with canon pairings, though, but that, too, falls under the category of "show your work."

4) There's no limit in how far you can go, but at least spend 5,000 words on it. It can be a oneshot, a miniseries, or perhaps a great epic story. Also, aim for something a little more creative. I would fully expect most, if not all, of the challenges to be what-if premises, like "What if Mousse defeated Akari's Sumo Pig instead of Ryoga?" or "what if Sasuke never went home that night?" and therefore go off in completely different directions from the source material. It's painful cramming a story into an ill-fitting mold, so let it go where it wants to go.

Please PM any questions or story links related to this challenge.

Thank you.

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Love Note by Derekloffin reviews
Kasumi runs across a rather particular notebook, death note fusion.
Crossover - Ranma & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,676 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 11/5/2016 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Kasumi, L
SeaHorse by Vahn reviews
The Ruler of the Sea, the Wild Stallion. What happens when the two meets? Oneshot Fic. This is my first serious attempt at a most unlikely pairing. Due to popular requests, Now with a Side-Story added to it.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 52,899 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 1,099 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Michiru K./Sailor Neptune, Ranma - Complete
House vs The Vampires by Ingram reviews
When Alice collapses into an unexplainable coma, the Cullen's may be forced to seek out the best doctor of diagnostic medicine in the world. And how will the irascible, misanthropic Dr House handle the angsty vampire coven? Not very well, I Imagine.
Crossover - House, M.D. & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,147 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 5/5/2015 - Published: 4/6/2009 - G. House, Alice
The Melody of the Fox by Jetslinger reviews
Naruto is determined to bring Sasuke back to Konoha. However, someone he didn't expect wants to help. NarutoxTayuya.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 302,773 - Reviews: 4160 - Favs: 4,427 - Follows: 3,824 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Naruto U., Tayuya
The Great Romantic by MogtheGnome reviews
What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,721 - Reviews: 1078 - Favs: 2,972 - Follows: 2,612 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
Making Uzumaki (Original Version) by PsyckoSama reviews
The original version of Making Uzumaki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,949 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 1,649 - Follows: 1,663 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Naruto U., Haku - Complete
It's the shinobi life for us by Davros reviews
Naruto crossover A demon's last act of spite sends Ranma, Ryoga, and Mousse on a rather unexpected journey. Now they must adapt to an existence in a world foreign to them where their martial arts skills attract a rather dangerous sort of attention.
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 163,837 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 951 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Ranma
Void by Matdeception reviews
Nabiki gets Ranma a job in America, teaching at a certain school for Gifted Youngsters. Life for the X-men will never be the same.
Crossover - Ranma & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 58,454 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Ranma
Chemical Substance by hitori.no.boku reviews
She could bring the heavens crashing down with one kiss, a goddess in a desolate land. He was her most devout worshipper and from someone so divine, rewards were always sweet. *Warning*: sexual themes, shotacon. *On Hiatus
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,751 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Naruto U., Mikoto U.
Fuzzy Logic by Deritine reviews
AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,393 - Reviews: 1937 - Favs: 3,204 - Follows: 1,815 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Passion through Aggression by Ravan Pyreloft reviews
A four chapter long, One-Shot type of story. Years after the defeat of Ultimecia, one lost loner is still trying to find his place in the world. But he is not the only one searching for a place to belong. M for graphic sexual content.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,820 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Squall L., Quistis T. - Complete
A World without You by JPMod reviews
Through a guardian angel, Naruto saw the world, as it was if he was not born. Dark themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,429 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Naruto U.
People Lie by Nugar reviews
Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,222 - Reviews: 2388 - Favs: 3,397 - Follows: 2,663 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Spring Rain and Winter Storms by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Various short oneshots of varying length, theme, and rating. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,968 - Reviews: 1232 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Whatever Happened to Bromance? by vlad the inhaler reviews
Cormac McLaggen explains a few simple truths to Harry, with profound consequences. Harry/Romilda. Smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,596 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Harry P., Romilda V.
An Alternative Path by Zessei reviews
AU: Kakashi thinks his team might not be so ready for the Chunnin exams after all. Permanent Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 124,997 - Reviews: 2205 - Favs: 3,217 - Follows: 3,220 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Naruto and the Dragon's Belt by Cybertoy00 reviews
On the advice of his long-lost mama, Naruto enters the world's most glamorous tournament, hoping the glory will help in his goal to be Hokage. But first he has to deal with the overwhelming amount of weirdos he's up against, including familiar faces!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,058 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Naruto U., Kushina U. - Complete
Tsuki Ni Kawatte SPOON, Bub! by Rabbi Tucker reviews
Omega Red takes on The Mad Midnight Bomber What Bombs At Midnight as his protoge in his efforts to defeat Wolverine. But, when the Tick, Sailor Uranus, and Sailor Neptune get in his way, he gets angry.
Crossover - X-Men & Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2009 - James H./Wolverine/Logan, Haruka T./Sailor Uranus - Complete
Alternate Universe! by Crossover King 46 reviews
During the Mizuki incident, Naruto did not learn the Kage Bunshin. Instead, he managed to come across a technique with a use steeped in madness... What is the Alternate Universe Kuchiyose no Jutsu?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,964 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Naruto U.
Spoiled Brats by DarkFyre99 reviews
When faced with the ultimate love triangle from hell, how can Ranma stop three spoiled brats from destroying the world... again? A Ranma 1/2, PGSM Crossover.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 94,300 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008
Another Rainy Day in Nerima by rewind gone nuts reviews
A rainy day brings Ranma into possession of a strange mirror. But, instead of faces, its face gazes into his past to show him the present that might have been...
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 137,833 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Ranma - Complete
Seal Shatter by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU/AR, mid-Chuunin Exams on. Orochimaru fails to seal the Kyuubi's chakra in the Forest of Death. Naruto interferes with Sasuke's curse mark. And what's wrong with the Hokage? Read and review, please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 125,834 - Reviews: 2212 - Favs: 3,850 - Follows: 1,585 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] Naruto U. - Complete
Reload by Case13 reviews
They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 153,280 - Reviews: 1340 - Favs: 3,913 - Follows: 2,878 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Half Blood Prince Indeed by vlad the inhaler reviews
A slightly more vindictive, studious Harry. A slightly more stubborn Hermione. A complete destruction of fanon!Daphne.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,093 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 242 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
A Very Long Vacation by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Having unwittingly escaped the Uchiha massacre thanks to her eldest son, Mikoto Uchiha returns to a changed Konoha after Sasuke defected. And thus decides to be a mother to her son's best friend-Naruto Uzumaki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,608 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 1,117 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Naruto U., Mikoto U.
A Time Apart by Ozzallos reviews
When contingencies go horribly awry, the Senshi of Pluto is left standing alone to face a perilous future. Ranma x Setsuna, multi-cross; HP,RoD,CCS,SM,R.5,Hellsing
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 95,195 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Ranma
Desperation by Jelp reviews
Everyone has a snapping point, even Hinata. And when Hinata snaps, her secret fantasy becomes her new desperation: lose her virginity to Naruto by any means possible.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,251 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Time and Again by KyLewin reviews
Time Travel fic. In a war torn future, in the burning ruins of Konohagakure, Naruto fights Orochimaru and loses as the world collapses around him. From that ending comes a new beginning and a new chance to set things right, if only he can figure out how..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 456,787 - Reviews: 5176 - Favs: 5,045 - Follows: 2,803 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Ichigo and the Beanstalk by Nate Grey reviews
Ichigo accidentally kills Zaraki. He thought people would mind, but instead they want him as 11th Division Captain. Saying no would be smart, but this is Ichigo. IchiOri, RukiNemu, RanHana, UnoKoma, HitsuKiyo, RenjiUruru. Cracktastic!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 114,161 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Ichigo K., Orihime I. - Complete
Edward meets Sherlock Holmes by Van Wolfe reviews
Why did Edward stop hunting criminals? During those brief ten years, he was just like a superhero...So why? Because he met someone. A man named Sherlock Holmes.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,556 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Sherlock Holmes, Edward - Complete
Returning with Mama by Cybertoy00 reviews
sequel to 'Quest for Mama', Naruto and company return to the Hidden Leaf Village with his mother. What follows is a time of re-adjustment for everyone...especially the Village! Slight OP xOver at the very end.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,864 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Naruto U., Kushina U. - Complete
And So, I Wait by Gaming Ikari reviews
Tayuya survives her encounter with Shikamaru and Temari and discovers just what possessing a Will of Fire means. Rated for language... but you should know that. It's Tayuya.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,264 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
Whatever It Takes by JPMod reviews
The consequences and reactions of Naruto 'helping' Shion after the events of the Naruto Shippuuden movie. Spoilers. NaruShion, minor-NaruSaku. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,060 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Naruto U., Shion - Complete
A Welcomed Change by thatreevesgirl reviews
Anko assumed she was certifiably insane for even considering Naruto, but now she is finding out how sane the idea of being with him actually is. NaruAnko lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,184 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 201 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Naruto, the Spanking Nin by MogtheGnome reviews
Originally a oneshot, it's finally been finished, and thus given its own story. Basically... What would happen if not only the preliminary match's were rigged differently, but also if Sakura felt the need to get back at Ino?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,314 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 1,356 - Follows: 546 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Do You Remember Love by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto dies and then wakes up as a twelve-year-old genin. He discovers that the shadow clone technique duplicates his soul each time he uses it, and he is cursed to relive the tragedy that is his life over and over again for every soul he had duplicated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,145 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 3,112 - Follows: 608 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Boom! by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Or, Bonding over Explosives is Fun! Naruten, ongoing series. Please R&R.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 1,217 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
Great Ninja Onizuka by Lousy Poet Automaton reviews
A mysterious civilian's presence changed the course of Iruka's destiny, and through him, that of the world. Iruka becomes a reflection of what he could have always been, and brings out the same in his students. Naruto/GTO/Hokuto Shinken/Azumanga Daioh
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 79,449 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Iruka U. - Complete
Origins by DarkxPrince reviews
Kushina Uzumaki is the strongest within the clan and Minato Namikaze is about to find out exactly why that is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Fist of the Moon by Penguin-sa reviews
BSSMRan 12 Xover. Ranma's life changes after Jusendo, mostly for the better, including an acceptance of the Curse. Life really throws him a curve when he aids the Sailor Senshi, only to be locked in girlform forever. But forever is a long time.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 147,076 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Complete
A Wish to an End by Tama Saga reviews
Ninjas wonder why the gods have abandoned them. They haven't. The gods were never with them in the first place. So why is Naruto living with a goddess named Skuld? OMG xover. Support Characters: Hanabi H, Fem Naru, Miya, Banpei II san.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 118,573 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Naruto U., Hanabi H.
I Don't Know by Jelp reviews
After poor Hinata gets harassed by Sakura to ask Naruto out, Hinata stumbles through the awkwardness of trying to ask out the boy - now man - that she has liked for years, with a few mishaps and plotting friends along the way. Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,360 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Regrets by singeivoire reviews
After twelve years, Kushina returns to Konoha to meet the son that she left behind. Sequel to Promises. AU. Rated for language. FINAL CHAPTER UP!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,781 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 5/8/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Naruto U., Kushina U. - Complete
The Quest for Mama by Cybertoy00 reviews
Spoilers for chap. 367. When Naruto hears that his feisty mother, Kushina, is alive, he heads off, dragging friends old and new along on an journey that just might be their last!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,356 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Naruto U., Kushina U. - Complete
Letters to the Forum: The Intervention by Ahmenet reviews
Kakashi relay's a hilarious adventure to Penthouse magazine. Lemons in the future. Full spectrum of characters. Reviews appreciated. Some minor Lemons and Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 57,009 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/11/2008 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Kakashi H.
Promises by singeivoire reviews
Kushina may be pregnant, but that doesn't change anything, she still has a life to live. Naruto's parents look to the future. FINAL CHAPTER UP.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,930 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Galaxy's Most Wanted: Ranma and Kasumi by shinji the good sharer reviews
After getting lost while shopping, Ranma and Kasumi stumble on an abandoned space ship and run away to become space pirates. Watch the madness of Ranma in space. Completed.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 53 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Ranma, Kasumi - Complete
Father of Strength by Lin7 M12i reviews
At the end of Soul Society, Kenpachi is nearly alone in the world. Can he make a choice to save everything he ever loved, or will he descend into the madness that has been beckoning for so many years?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,706 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 3/20/2007 - K. Zaraki
Twenty Times Uzumaki Naruto Didn't Die by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 3,020 - Follows: 611 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Your Santa by Ryushi-the-DutchEroSennin reviews
Hinata wants to give Naruto a merry christmas. Will she succeed? And if so, how did she do it? What kind of present will she give to Naruto? Oneshot, HinaNaruish. Xmas fic. No, it's not a lemon, you obsessed hippies. Happy holidays, everyone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,143 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7174 - Favs: 5,749 - Follows: 2,399 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Unsaid Challenge by Whorl reviews
During the time that Ranma is engaged to Nabiki, she dares him to kiss her. Things get out of hand when Ranma takes that dare and every thing that follows it to be a challenge, and both Nabiki and Ranma hate to lose. NxR Oneshot.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Ranma, Nabiki - Complete
Awkward Consequences by PsyckoSama reviews
Ranma Sailor Moon Crossover. Now being rewritten as my skills have gone a long way since it was started. Hotaru Ranma
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,320 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Ranma
Icha Icha Fantasy by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto, fed up with all of Jiraiya’s research, tries to figure out what the big deal is by writing his own book. And Sakura slowly falls in love after reading it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,087 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 2,675 - Follows: 508 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Different Voice by Irrational Pi reviews
What if Sakura's inner voice wasn't what she thought it was? Is Konoha ready for the rebirth of the beautiful genius sorceress? [AU, Slayers xover]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 93,375 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Sakura H., Sakura H.
Stranger Than Fiction by DsirinWsdm reviews
Konoha is abuzz with word of the new hit novel, The Kyu Ninja Chronicles, and its mystery writer simply known as 9T. Secrets abound as the truth hidden within the fiction stands to change everything as they know it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,813 - Reviews: 1517 - Favs: 2,551 - Follows: 2,357 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Naruto U., Hanabi H.
Destiny by gabriel blessing reviews
An old fic, from back in the 90's. Not everyone who fights fate loses, not everyone who loses is lost. A love story between Haruka Ten'ou and Ranma Saotome
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,019 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 119 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Complete
A Hollowed Out Heart by darkphoneix reviews
Ranma learns of the afterlife in the worst way possible. A crossover between Ranma and Bleach.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,690 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 2/18/2007 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Ranma
Kiss and Yell by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
In which everyone finds out more about the Sexy no Jutsu than they EVER wanted to know and Naruto and Ino realize that violence is the spice of life. NaruIno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,824 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 1,244 - Follows: 294 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
The Wild Horse Thesis by Calamity Cordite reviews
Ranma finds himself banished into the world of Evangelion replacing Shinji's character. Can he hold the fragmenting psyches of his NERV comrades together in order to prevent the Third Impact? Wouldn't that require diplomacy?
Crossover - Ranma & Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 110,936 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 1,740 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Ranma, Rei A., Asuka L. S. - Complete
The Best of Times by Ozzallos reviews
Ranma discovers why his life at the Tendo Dojo has been hell and engages in an epic pissing match with Pluto and the rest of the Senshi. A fukufic production, multipart. COMPLETE.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 104,987 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 1,310 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 2/25/2006 - Published: 10/7/2005 - Complete
Desires by x se reviews
She is the greatest shinobi Konoha has ever known. Her beauty and strength are envied by all. Her ruthlessness is stunning. Her kills are perfect. She does her duty perfectly and efficiently, asking for nothing. That doesn’t mean she doesn’t want anything
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Hanabi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Forget Me Not by Wild Blueberries reviews
When Squall gets amnesia and forgets everything, even Rinoa, Quistis is faced a choice than can change everything. "You can rewrite things the way you want them to happen, so he only remembers you..." Quall. Squinoa.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,508 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/2/2005 - Published: 4/22/2005 - Squall L., Quistis T. - Complete
Not a Clue by Ozzallos reviews
Kasumi's a great cook. She's a wonderful housekeeper. An all around nice person. There's a reason why and Ranma didn't have a clue. Purposely vague, but you'll love it. RanKasPt1 of 2.
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,481 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 182 - Published: 9/19/2005
One Hour by Megane 6.7 reviews
An hour before a new year dawns, Ranma and Kasumi find themselves releasing a lot of pent up feelings about life in general
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,027 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/12/2002
Yardwork featuring Heero Yui by DB Sommer reviews
A humorous look at how Heero copes with married life in the 'Burbs
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,690 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/21/2001 - Heero Y. - Complete
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Zero Interface reviews
Ranma taunts his father on his first day of school at Furinkan, only to end up falling through a portal that leads him to Halkeginia. However, just because Ranma is made Louise's familiar doesn't mean he's taking it lying down.
Crossover - Ranma & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,510 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 1,050 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Ranma, Louise
Ninja of Love reviews
Jiraiya has a dream that people would come together in peace. Nagato decides to bring that dream into reality... with mindblowing results.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Jiraiya, Nagato U. - Complete
A Death in the Life of Sasuke Uchiha reviews
Sasuke, for the life of him, will not rest until he has successfully evaded dying in a broken section of time that pins him forever in the first day of the Chunin Exams. An entry into my proposed Hate the Hate Challenge -- see homepage for details.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,799 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Sasuke U.
The Real Tobi reviews
Madara reveals himself to be Tobi... only for Tobi to take offense at being impersonated.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,606 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 66 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Obito U., Konan - Complete
Strangers in a Familiar Land reviews
What started out as a simple Sasuke Retrieval mission devolves into chaos as Naruto comes faces to face with... well, Naruto, and his team from another universe. A Naruto/Ranma Fusion.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,200 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 72 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
Come Alive reviews
After a misspoken word to Gaara has him killing Dosu and Zaku, Kin comes up with a desperate plan to save her own life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Gaara, Kin T. - Complete
Fear of Love, Love of Death reviews
After events in 437, Naruto finds himself face to face with something that hurts beyond everything he has ever felt. Love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Meeting reviews
Naruto discovers that he has fan girls writing... interesting things about him. In response, he calls a meeting with his fan girls for a "special treat."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Flowering Haze reviews
Kasumi's and Ranma's relationship has suddenly changed, leaving them to face off with the following consequences. Oneshot.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Kasumi, Ranma - Complete
Warrior of Heart reviews
Naruto and Sasuke accidentally kiss during graduation, but it's Hinata's reaction everyone's more concerned about.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
In My Place reviews
After making a wish on a shooting star, Naruto and Sakura discover that they're now in the other's body.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,106 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Misdirective reviews
Kurenai has a question for Kakashi, and she's going to get an answer, one way or another.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Kurenai Y., Kakashi H. - Complete
One Kiss reviews
Sakura had planned to get Sasuke's first kiss, but Naruto ruined that for her. What if he tried to salvage Sakura's goal instead? A Naruto Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,977 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Gift For Mom reviews
Ranma wants to buy his mother a Christmas Gift, but what do you buy for someone whom you haven't seen in ten years?
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Ranma - Complete
Sacrifice For Manhood reviews
What if, at the end of "Nihao, My Concubine," Akane stopped Ranma from destroying his hope-for cure?
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Ranma, Akane - Complete
For Better or For Worst Case Scenario reviews
For one week, Nabiki was engaged to Ranma. Through the backfiring of a revenge plot by Ranma, their engagement was broken off and he and Akane got back together. What if things did not happen that way? What if Ranma's plan of revenge actually succeeded?
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,888 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 2/11/2007 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Ranma, Nabiki - Complete
World Power reviews
Voldemort has Harry Potter right where he wants him! But does Harry have an ace in the hole after all? Short and sweet, written in response to a thread on the FFML.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete