A series of Bamon one-shots including, but not limited to: fake dating, unrequited love, humanity switches, funerals, angst (lots), comedy (I try), canon, definitely not canon, and a five year old girl who changes Damon's life. **UPDATES ON A03 WAVESKETCHER**

What happens when Klaus, Elijah, Kai and Stefan, headed by Silas and Miss Cuddles, band together to ensure Bamon are endgame? Answer: chaos. *Crack!fic sequel to 'Stefan The Bamon Shipper'*

**Sequel to 'Something There (that wasn't there before?)** COMPLETED ON A03 WAVESKETCHER.

Before Stefan knew it, he had started a written record of 'It' – the Bonnie and Damon something or, as he secretly referred to, the Bamon chronicles. Hell, he needed to occupy his time somehow. (Or - the one where Bonnie and Damon are adorably in love but only Stefan has noticed.)

*ONE SHOT* Damon's wife, Bonnie, goes into labour three weeks early. "The tiny thing tumbled into latex gloves. Damon inhaled as, with a whimper, Bonnie's head hit the pillow. They were taking him away. No, no, no, no. Their little boy, curled within two hands, twitching and shuddering."

*AU One Shot* Hurt from being cheated on, Bonnie impulsively downloads a dating app seeking a 1am hook-up. Things don't go quite as expected. "Bonnie was under no illusion that (Damon, 25) was magic, or 'the answer.' He was merely a warm body she could forget herself into."

"Well," she straightens, and her lips stretch into a smile, dangerous, "I suggest you finish your… scotch… and be on your way." Regina turns on her heel and he's furious, aroused, sure, but furious. Damon feels the familiar scratch of veins under his skin, the impulse to retaliate. "And what if I want to stay a while?" *The one where Regina Mills meets Damon Salvatore.*

It has been a month since Bonnie returned from the Prison World and everyone is adjusting. Damon and Bonnie's relationship has shifted but to what, and where does Elena Gilbert fit? Slow-burn Bamon. **cover image by argentnallison on tumblr**

One month after the return from the Underworld. Stolen glances, hidden meanings, unexplained feelings that keep you awake. Nursing sips of coffee whilst staring, unblinking. Willing. Happy endings with frayed edges. Emma and Regina have always had a complicated relationship. But that's okay because they're just friends, right?

Canon Storybrooke. Emma is The Dark One and upon exploring her house, Regina finds a box of letters addressed to her spanning the years...an insight in to Emma's feelings towards Regina at every pivotal moment in their timeline. "Dear Madame Mayor, I have no idea why I am writing you this letter. I doubt you'll even see this, let alone read it, let alone care."

Set immediately after Season 4 finale, dealing with the aftermath of Emma's mutation into Dark Swan from Regina's POV. Regina cannot comprehend Emma's sacrifice; yet finds it even more unsettling as she begins to see similarities between the new Dark One and the embodiment of everything she wishes to disown, Rumplestiltskin. Perhaps an exploration of the past (literally) is needed?