Author has written 4 stories for Lord of the Rings.
This is Bird...:D
I am the mighty EVIL Owner of Bird's First Homely Karaoke Bar, Co-Owner of BATTER: Bird and Tics Treehouse of Elven Raunchiness, Co-owner of GRRR: Gondor and Rohan's Roadhouse of Raunchiness, AND elf pimp extraodinaire!
I am also the Evil Thief and Keeper of Orlando's Thundercat Underoos.
My Co-Pimp Tongue in Cheek Scribe, ie. Tics is Co-owner of GRRR and BATTER, and Handles the Publication of our gossip rag The Imladris Inquirer, and is also an Elf Pimp Extraodinaire!
This account was created for our co-authored fics, which also include several fics written in collaboration with the ladies of the Little Balrog Yahoo Group.
If you are interested in cheesecake and hot 'n' sexy elves, COME BY AND VISIT...:D
Also, Hal and Leggy, our chief muses, demand that you bow down to their ulitmate sexiness...
PS - Our personal accounts and another co-author account are:
Bird aka Avaril@ http://www.fanfiction.net/u/658051/
Kath aka Tongue In Cheek Scribe @ http://www.fanfiction.net/u/637237/
The Furious Fates @ http://www.fanfiction.net/u/660644/
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