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Joined 10-10-04, id: 685194, Profile Updated: 10-04-10
Author has written 8 stories for Teen Titans, Batman, Mortal Kombat, Kung Fu Panda, Left 4 Dead, Dungeons and Dragons, Fallout, and Marvel.

Hi,

I’m Jon, Jonboi if you will. Presently, I’m working on my carreer in the kitchen. I love to cook almost as much as I love to write. My interests pertain to many genres and styles as I like to keep an open mind. Thank you to all who read my work, and I’m even more greatful for those who take the time to write a review.

your freaky darling,

J

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The Fairest Shield by Strigi reviews
Runa Fair-Shield never thought she would live to see the day that she would regret being adopted by the Dragonborn. However, playing the pivotal role as the rebellious teenager has Runa resisting the Dragonborn's widespread wealth and influence as she strives to make a name for herself in the Companions and rule the matters of her own heart without her adopted mother's iron rules.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,932 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/24/2016 - Published: 11/21/2016 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Erik the Slayer, Runa F.
The Time to Live by EmZaWheezy reviews
A year after the freeing of Tyr, in the desert world of Athas, a young mul of the Tyrian Guard still obeys the lessons that helped him survive six years in the Brickyards. With the help of a kind shopkeeper, a frayed templar, a flippant guardswoman, and a beautiful young bard, he'll learn how to live, and not just survive.
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 6/8/2014
First Husband by mongoose-bite reviews
Dyce discovers the obscure Orcish tradition; when an Orc's dowry is paid, they are considered married to the one that paid it. Unfortunately, Dyce only discovers this after the fact. Dragonborn/Borgakh the Steel Heart
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,504 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
Good Company by Razell reviews
A blind bard learns a new tale from a lonely medusa.
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,585 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Complete
Half a Man by Fester0662 reviews
Pain is a constant...Cyborg had learned that the hard way at a very young age. All he wanted deep in his heart was for someone to understand him...would that ever happen? Or would he lose what was left of his humanity? More inside.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,313 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Cyborg, Raven
Doctor Patient Confidentiality by Kenyade reviews
While the Commander is away, the quarian will play. But what does a certain salarian have to say on the subject? TalixShepard
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Mordin S. - Complete
Cyborg's Decision by Patches0456 reviews
Cyborg's an outcast, cut off from a normal life. But when he infiltrates the Hive, he begins to learn and experience things he never thought he never would be able to. But a man offers him what he wants most, can he say no? On hold, virus wiped my files:
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,067 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Cyborg, Jinx
Why Didn't You Say So? by Sunflare2k5 reviews
An important truth is revealed during group therapy at Arkham Asylum.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Harvey D., Pamela I. - Complete
We Are Legend by VegZombieGrl reviews
The world has gone quiet.Huey and Jazmine strive to survive in a world of Dark Seekers Infected .Huey searches for a cure,as both survive years alone together with no human contact but each others.Will they survive and save the Human race?H/J slight R/Ci
Boondocks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,541 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Huey F., Jazmine D.
To Tame a Ctarl by Houston Kelly reviews
An average fanboy gets his wish granted when he is set up on a date with Aisha Clanclan. Will his bishoujo crush turn out to be his one true love, or will his dream become a nightmare? One thing's for sure, it'll be a night he'll never forget.
Outlaw Star - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,436 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2004 - Aisha C. - Complete
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Time Well Wasted in Underworld reviews
Solomon was used to hanging around underworld, in fact he preferred it. Though after an accident on his most recent visit the lone wanderer might become more of a permanent resident. Whilst his body heals he may just discover that some of his new neighbors might be able to help heal his soul as well. Full summary inside.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,894 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/8/2015 - Published: 9/17/2015 - Lone Wanderer, Sydney, Charon, The Family
Of Muls & Minotaurs
Gnome artificer Vivianne Walsap never expected her magical/scientific exploits would have her become the den mother of such a motley crew. A tale of gladiators, science and high adventure.
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,763 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 5/29/2014
Blood of the Dragon reviews
With the new Dragon Warrior now chosen a new threat to the Valley of Peace has come to surface. A warmonger lizard clan seeks the power stowed upon the chosen one and will stop at nothing to get it.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,081 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Viper
Shattered Reality reviews
When Louis is separated from his friends he must fight his way through hell to get back to the what might be the closest he'll get to heaven.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Louis
Marvel Vs Mortal Kombat: Warbound reviews
With the battle raging on for Blaze's power in Outworld other universes have began to turn their attention to the situation. The multiverse has become one huge powder keg that only needs a spark to set off the end of days.
Crossover - Mortal Kombat & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/21/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008
Faces In The Rain reviews
Most serial criminals don’t like being blamed for crimes they didn’t commit, even mentally insane ones. Post OYL
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,026 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Two-Face
Chance Meetings reviews
A few oneshots with my favorite couple in the Batman rouge gallery.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,937 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Poison Ivy, Two-Face - Complete
Valentines? reviews
OneShot. Megan asks Victor about Valentine's day. Can you guess the pairing? YEs its corny and the summery sucks, but its my first one shot.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Complete