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So walking to class last week I was attacked by this pink-haired assasin. He jumped out of the air and tackled me to the grould then he threw a series of throwing stars at me which I dodged only by using my neighbor's sweaty gym socks. But he came up behimd me and blindfolded me. Unable to see, ran around like a madwoman and eventually a tree jumped in front of me and knocked me unconsious. While unconsious the assasin tied me up and threw me on a old fashoned train. I had no idea where we were going but a tingley feeling in my kidney told me that we weren't in Kansas anymore. While on the train (still tied up and blindfolded mind you) I began talking to a hobo that had hitched a ride as well. I tried to persuade him to untie me but he must not have spoken English because he picked me up and threw me off the train into some quicksand. I began freaking out but luck was on my side that day. A pair of Rhinos came out from the jungle and rescued me. They were even kind enough to take off my blindfold! It turns out that they were from a super race of rhinos that were way more advanced than humans. They spent years teaching me their ways of farming and building fire. Filled with this knowledge I began my quest to return to human civilization and tell them all I have learned. I traveled for days in blistering heat and the freezing cold...at the same time! I finally came upon what I thought was human civilization but was really only New York. So my Quest continued. I ended up all the way in Colorado but the people there mistook my knowledge for witchcraft and sold me to the circus. I became one of the best lion tamers you ever did see! I even got so good that they promoted me to being an actual lion! Filled with hope and Joy I hitched a ride back on a plane which as it turns out was heading right to my home in Florida. But I got bored in good ol' FL so I let myself get kidnapped by a different assasin and Now I am currently living with my good friend, Hobo Jenkins in the Super Rhino Colony and I have to walk 200 miles to get to school each day. You bellieve me don't you? ...My teacher didn't believe me either ;)
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Connections by AKosh reviews
Everyone's connected one way or another. Some are good, some are bad. But some are impossible. COMPLETE!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 34,021 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
Shocking Message by bookwormbird reviews
Everyone gets to enjoy little interruptions in their lives. But nothing as shocking as this! A guest has fallen into the lives of the Teen Titans and she's saying that Beast Boy is her father! Keep reading if you want to see what happens next!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,916 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Beast Boy, Raven
The Fifth by CalliopeMused reviews
[AU] The Titans saved the world again by defeating Trigon. Business as usual, even if demons are new. Not one, however, knows what to do when the villain leaves without his daughter.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 69,101 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Raven, Beast Boy
A Raven's Blood by Kansi-a-lari reviews
When Raven begins to cough blood, she doesn't know what to do. She tries to hide it, and her blooming affection for a certain green boy. RS, TBBRae triangle
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,734 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Raven, Beast Boy
Dance of the Skeletons by CalliopeMused reviews
.AU. Five teenagers were in detention on the second day of school. It looked like a bad start to their senior year but that was before five Titans set out to change the town. By the end of the year, Forston will be changed, one way or another.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 333,086 - Reviews: 1601 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 9/17/2006 - Published: 9/17/2005 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Rookie by CalliopeMused reviews
There will be no further updates. No amount of asking is going to change this. My cousin died while the final parts of this story were in draft, and any attempt at going back to this story brings me back to losing Ryan. Please stop asking me to update.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,761 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 6/14/2005 - Cyborg, Raven - Complete
Purple Gems by DBZincredible reviews
Violet is injured in the final battle of the Omnidroid and Helen takes the blame. Syndrome hasn’t tried to steal JackJack yet but sets his eyes on the already battle weary Violet. Abandoned story. Sorry folks.
Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,811 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/10/2005 - Published: 11/16/2004
Ten Things I Hate About You by CalliopeMused reviews
Raven writes a note, one detailing ten unforgivable annoyances about Beast Boy, the reasons she hates him and the reasons she has the propensity to throw him from windows. Number one on her list? Read to find out. R&R. [BBRae, oneshot]
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,961 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
In the Bleak December by CalliopeMused reviews
Raven has defeated Trigon, and realized a new power. She can feel the emotions of others around her, now that her own are free. This new talent has one major consequence, one that takes years to unravel. [BBRae] [Complete]
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,544 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/13/2005 - Published: 5/21/2005 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
Carrots Are People Too by Shyro Foxfeather reviews
[Teen Titans] Raven finds the flaws with Beast Boy's vegan diet.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/23/2005 - Published: 4/12/2005
When Titans Go Weird by Triforce90 reviews
Beast Boy, after causing Raven to blow up the Tower, wants to go buy the new movie that just came out. But the movie is not what it seems . . . it's more like a mock of the movie from The Ring. See my profile for a full description! NOW FINISHED!
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,562 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/26/2005 - Published: 12/3/2004 - Complete
Boarding School Hell by Vash Typh00n Storm reviews
Sango and Kaome cause too much trouble and get sent to a preppy boarding school same thing for Inu-yasha and Miroku. The 4 are room-mates i know it's a boring summary but please just try it.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,459 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/20/2004 - Published: 9/13/2003
Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better! by Brownie-luving Icee-chan reviews
Sango and Miroku are the two smartest seniors at their high schools. Their both popular, and popular folks gotta stick together, right? WRONG! Now, Sango will do anything to prove that she's better than Miroku, & vice-versa. UPDATED!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,318 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/16/2003 - Published: 6/7/2003
Camp Walawalabingbang by Link and Luigi reviews
Kagome gets a summer job as a camp counselor and somehow gets Inu-Yasha, Miroku and Sango involved in the job as well. Upon arriving, they are all split up and have a MARVELOUS week at Camp Walawalabingbang where everyone wears a big freakish smile!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 136,473 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/8/2002 - Published: 8/30/2002