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Author has written 25 stories for Super Smash Brothers, and Freedom Fighters.

Like all great authors. This author is dead. You may wonder how it is, then, that you can see this author talk and eat and do other things generally reserved for the living. Well, stop wondering. Just stop it. The point to remember is, when you're discussing the highbrow literature produced by this prolific genius, the author is dead.

It's a doggy dog world out there. Lots of people willing to sail you out just to earn a quick bucket. Good fanfictions seem to be a diamond dozen, and while you are in title to your opinion, you're flat out if you don't think my fanfictions take the cut. I hole-heartedly agree, there may be some errors here or where, but for all intensive purposes the stories are some of the best on the plan it. Beside, reading a story with errors can be a blessing in the skies, it forces the reader to think more deep about what they've red. Don't put perfect sentence structures on a petal stool, don't be a pre-Madonna about it. You're taking perfect English for granite, and that's just an udder shame. You seem to have a huge ship on your shoulder, and you're throwing everything but the kids' N'Sync into trying to validate your negative opinion of language errors. Are you having a feel day, behaving like this? Look, I have a sick sense about these things, and I can't turn a blonde eye to it any more. I have zero taller ants for such prudish behavior. What comes around is all around, so I suggest you mustard up all the strength you can and pillow through anyway. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take a rocket appliance to figure out what the author is trying to say. If you just let the slight errors slid you'll get two birds stoned at once. Sometimes you just have to swallow your prize. Follow me in toe, follow in soot, and I swear on my mothers mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets. It's a peach of cake.

I have transcended the good/bad dichotomy. Now where's my medal?

The praise keeps you going. The criticism keeps you growing.

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StarKraft by Sir Giraffe reviews
A comedy epic taking place in a universe not unlike Starcraft. If Starcraft was a lot sillier... Updated weekly!
StarCraft - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 45,240 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 4/17/2006
The Quest for the Boomerang by Lacto3.1415 reviews
When Young Link loses his boomerang, he undertakes a strange quest to retrieve it back.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,900 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Complete
Residual Meany 4 by Queen Sydon reviews
An insane parody of RE4. Contains coarse language, violence and bursts of unexplainable madness. Can Leon succeed in his mission? Does he give a F&Gk about it at all? Watch as the script goes out the window and it all goes down like never before.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,176 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 3/1/2006
Survivor: Smash Bros by Tealfrog26 reviews
I understand this story may confuse all of you, because of its unbelievable longevity, but I have solved the problem. See, all you need to do now is read this latest installment. It's a recap episode! Then maybe you can go back and read the rest of this?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,310 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 2/7/2006
Luigi's Other Experiment: Test Group 2 by Eternal Smasher reviews
Luigi's first stop in the Randomizer Dimension leads him to meet Sonic, and later, Tails. How can he experiment with the group he's supposed to be helping defeat Eggman again? Luck. Finally updated.
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,372 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 2/5/2006
Fluff and Circumstance or The Cult of Ario by Ze Dybbuk reviews
In this crack-fiction adventure, Pit is convinced that Lucario, Mario, and Wario are all trying to destroy the world! There's a good chance he's just crazy, but the more everyone learns about it, the wierder it all gets... NOW COMPLETE, IF ANYBODY CARES!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,640 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Pit, Ike - Complete
Dark Futures by SoulShdw reviews
The hero doesn't always get the girl and live happily ever after. Sometimes, endings are bitter sweet, and reunions are rare. With a war brewing on the horizon, can the Hero of Time return to his beloved homeland and to the Princess of Destiny? Unfinished.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 186,840 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 6/20/2004 - Complete
The Blue Cow Statue by ACT II reviews
Luigi is tired of being pranked on, so what does he do when he finds a device through which he can use his new power and take revenge by putting the Smashers through various challenges and obstacles?... Oh I just said it... This Chapter: A box of spagetti
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,449 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Luigi
The Case of the Mystery by ACT II reviews
Having a Welcoming party at DeDeDe's castle, the Smashers soon go on a quest for an evil deed doer, simultaniously being the target of a dark force. Will they figure out the truth combining the horror of it all? FINISHED
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Complete
Subspace emissary edited by uhyeahitsteamdark reviews
A parody of the Subspace emissary...stupid things occur...and...that's what happens. Chapter 1 up
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 4/17/2008
Here Today, Gone Tomorrow by angelicakes reviews
There is a murderer among the smashers, and he shows no mercy. Every night, it seems a new victim is killed. How will the smashers react, and how will they solve this problem? Can they stop the murderer or escape before it's too late?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,329 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 8/28/2004
Movie preview by uhyeahitsteamdark reviews
The smashers create a movie preview for an upcoming movie.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 7/2/2006
Wet Season! by ACT II reviews
Lol 'Smashers' Lives' trendy story!1 It's all watery! XOMG READ NOW AND REVIEW PLZ. Finished.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,677 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Complete
The Smashy Amazing Race by Hoogiman reviews
Season 2 of The Amazing Race for SSB! COMPLETE! In the FINAL LEG of The Smashy Amazing Race, who will win the million dollar prize? Kirby and Jigglypuff, the puffballs? Bowser and Ganondorf, the aggros? Or Samus and Falcon, the socially awkward team?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 119,011 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Complete
Winter Days by tikitikirevenge reviews
It's cold. Read this story or die. Discontinued!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,581 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Complete
Super Smash Soccer! by Hoogiman reviews
Some people play some soccer. You must have an IQ lower than 74 to read this story. I'M WARNING YOU! Match five up!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Western - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,990 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007
Peach Viewer Mail by Hoogiman reviews
Chapter 24 Out! Peach and her friends have matured now and are entering their first year of college! But what they don't know is that they will be met with an array of pranks and bad influences that will try and get them expelled! TailsAmy PeachDK AU yaoi
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 19,261 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/4/2007 - Published: 3/8/2005
Smashy Games by ACT II reviews
The Smashers compete in your average living room or backyard games.[It's not boring PSYCH IT IS! NOT! I hope] Each chapter a different game! Each game a different chapter! Wha..? Chapter 9: Fun bonus chapter!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,699 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/6/2007 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Complete
Mountain Competition by uhyeahitsteamdark reviews
Mountain Competition, is, unpredictably, a competiton on a moutain. Don't expect anything even slightly intelligent to occur.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 11/29/2006
Dr Mario's patients by uhyeahitsteamdark reviews
Rated T for violence! All of the smashers have individual problems and need to see Dr. Mario. Will he be able to help them? Eighth Chapter: Mr. Game and Watch. Insomnia?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,835 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/26/2007 - Published: 2/12/2006
Shadow the Hedgehog Edited by uhyeahitsteamdark reviews
A parody of Shadow the Hedgehog with different endings in different chapters. A PARODY that means it's supposed to be FUNNY and not just reciting every thing that happens in the game to put people to sleep...those things basically suck...Complete
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,261 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Complete
PEACHY DAYS! by Hoogiman reviews
Follow the ZANY adventures of the CRAZY smashers as they have WACKY adventures in THE smash mansion! It's going to be the FUNNIEST of the humour, the greatest of the GREAT! This description isn’t self promotional! I shant UPDATE UNTIL u GIV ME 52 REVIEWS!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,899 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/17/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Complete
Mary Sue Millionth Anniversary! by tikitikirevenge reviews
A new Smasher arrives. Woah. She is hot and Marth and Link like her. Original. She can't fight but she has purple eyes. Zomgtehcool. ITS A SERIOUS STORY NOT A PARODY STOP SO CALLING IT FUNNY, U FLAMERS! Sixth chapter! READ AND REVIEW BEFORE IT'S DELETED!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,415 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/10/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Complete
Antimatter by tikitikirevenge reviews
The real, real, real, real, real, real, real, real story behind Kirby's Dreamland 3! Please read and review. Discontinued due to incredible old age.
Kirby - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,054 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 6/14/2005 - Complete
Kirby, Pikachu, and the Cardboard Box by tikitikirevenge reviews
Kirby and Pikachu are great friends, albeit with dangerously lucid imaginations. Join them on their adventures around a… well… cardboard box. Discontinued.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,770 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/17/2006 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Complete
Life in New York City! by uhyeahitsteamdark reviews
Have you ever had a stupid robber break into your house, see a homeless person who had a job and a Sandwhich Shop that shuts down in a matter of seconds? No, because this is a fiction centering around an indifferent Kirby in New York City.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/8/2006
Peach and Jigglypuff, Kisser Bandits by tikitikirevenge reviews
They don't fight crime, they… actually, I have no idea. But can they maintain their secret identities while… you know what? Just read the stupid story. And review. Reviews are good.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Complete
The Super Smash Brothers Sports Academy! by Hoogiman reviews
The Academy, a small meek residence that contains superb sporting facilities, for the enjoyment of the Smashers! They have so much fun there as they can move around at their free will, and THEY DON’T GET VIOLENTLY TORTURED IF THEY ATTEMPT TO LEAVE!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/17/2006 - Published: 8/27/2006
Patchy Game! by Hoogiman reviews
By Tiki and me. What EXCITING adventures do the Smashers have? Link tries online dating! Peach's cat is missing! Kirby plays Frogger! WILL WE EVER GIVE THIS STORY A CONCLUSION? Read to find out.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/14/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006
The Twelve o'clock News Channel! by uhyeahitsteamdark reviews
Zelda and Link host a news channel featuring special news, weather, special guests and random conversations after getting irritated by Master Hand and Crazy Hand's mediocre job. Link is kind of stupid, while Zelda is slightly angry. Stupidity.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/18/2006 - Published: 6/5/2006
PEACH'S MAGIC SHOW! by Hoogiman reviews
Episode two out! Peach 'magically' performs vanishing acts and other amazing tricks on stage. NOT a ripoff.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/16/2006 - Published: 6/12/2006
Fox for Mayor! by Hoogiman reviews
Chapter 4 up! Crisis in the beach town of Summers! As Fox gets elected mayor, the crime rate shoots up, the druggies are abundant and the developers are trying to build a massive fun park! Fox quits, so who will be the new mayor?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,077 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 7/19/2006
omg! T3H TYP1CAL SUPR SMASH 13R05 T0URNM3NT ST0RY by tikitikirevenge reviews
Oh no, oh no, the Smash Bros. are caught in Master Hand's plot to make this typically terrible and illogical story get lots of positive feedback: will they ever stop him in time? Note: this is so boring that you can read chapters out of order! R&R?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,929 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Complete
Starcraft: Chimaera by SmurfKiller reviews
[Chapter Seven Up] Post Brood War. Chimaera, a counterintelligence group, is looking for the headshot to kill a terrorist seeking superweapons, while the UED comes to terms with the only way to eliminate Zerg: destroy the Sector. Please read and review.
StarCraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,638 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/23/2006 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Zeratul, James R.
Metroid conFusion by tikitikirevenge reviews
Samus returns to Zebes to find that it wasn't destroyed. Ridley plots something evil involving broccoli, while on the other side of the planet the Geemers launch a revolt! No, I don’t understand either. That's probably why it's discontinued.
Metroid - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,753 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Complete
WTF? by tikitikirevenge reviews
MarySue That's right Wigglytuff is the newest Smash Brother! But how will she cope with the challengers of being a Smash Brother and everyone hating her? WTFxMarth, WTFxLink, WTFxMario, WTFxEveryGuyInSSB. This is certainly not a parody, no sir.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/20/2006 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Complete
PEACH GOES ON GAME SHOWS! by Hoogiman reviews
Peach and Link have to save the fate of the other smashers by winning game shows! If they don't, a psychotic green monster kills them all! NUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEE!1 Episode 3: The weakest link! LINK VS. STEPHEN HAWKINS!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 7/5/2006
ZOMG SCHKOOL by Hoogiman reviews
THE SMASH BROS ARE IN HIGH SCHKOOL BUT HOW WILL THEY COPE! This is REALLY original... I know there are OTHER highschoollifeforthesmashers fics, but this one has um... a ROBOT... THING. REVIEW FOOLS!1
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,330 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 6/17/2006
The War Within by Chief Sanity reviews
Russian conspirators throw the U.S. into another civil war, and a group of resistance fighters must reunite the shattered union before it is too late. Please read and review.
Freedom Fighters - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,673 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/6/2006 - Published: 11/4/2005
Seppuku no You Arinsan by Hoogiman reviews
CHAP. 2 UP! Marth, Link, Donkey Kong, Bowser and Kirby enter a possibly lifethreatening Japanese Game Show, which involves CROSSING VOLCANOES ON TIGHTROPES! However, as Young Link, Ness and the Pokemon hear about the news, they also enter! OH! THE DRAMA!1
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 7/3/2006
Kirby's Live Magic Show! by tikitikirevenge reviews
Kirby 'magically' performs vanishing acts and other amazing tricks on stage. COMPLETE!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,448 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/18/2006 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Complete
The Meta Knight and Wario Reject Show! by tikitikirevenge reviews
[SSBB] Meta Knight and Wario start a Tv show where they moan about how they don't appear in SSBB fics. Then they die in an angsty way. The end. Read and review.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Complete
Sherlock Roy by Blazing Fool reviews
Marth's most prized possesion is stolen, and Roy takes it upon himself to find it. Wreaking havoc along the way.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,353 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/8/2006 - Published: 6/6/2005
Super Smash Brothers Brawl Horror by The Holy Francis reviews
Who else is horrified by the Super Smash Brothers Brawl trailer? Well, read this series of ongoing speculations, and you will be. Don't worry about that.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2006
The Price of Love by JCoops reviews
This is only the first few chapters, so don't be afraid by the small word count. Contrary to what the title suggests, this has not a lot to do with love, more to do with guns and violence. See, now your more interested.
Freedom Fighters - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,962 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/25/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006
ZOMG PIT by Hoogiman reviews
COMPLETE! Pit meets all of the other Smashers. Wow. Captain Falcon mistakes Pit for a girl. Wow. There's Roy! YAAAY!1 Chapter 7: Link tries to renew his love for Zelda! Link asks the big question! WE'LL NEVER FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CAT!1 NOO!1
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/23/2006 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Complete
Dr Weirdlove by tikitikirevenge reviews
or, 'How I learnt to stop worrying and love the romance fic'. ZeldaxDK! AdelinexPaula! Dark MatterxMewtwo! KirbyxPeach! AndrossxM. Brain! Read and review, this is HUMOUR, etc. [Oh, and it's discontinued... for fairly obvious reasons. Like quality.]
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,486 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/18/2006 - Published: 6/20/2005 - Complete
The Luigi Gardening Show by Hoogiman reviews
Join Luigi as he gives his professional tips and tricks about gardening!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/7/2006
Starcraft: Band of Brothers by SmurfKiller reviews
[FIN & REV] As the final battle against the Overmind culminates, see through the eyes of Terran and Protoss warriors as they fight and find both courage and death against the greatest scourge of the galaxy. Thanks to all readers.
StarCraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,374 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 3/22/2004 - Complete
SSBM TECHNIQUES AND MOVES by uhyeahitsteamdark reviews
The melee game is coming out soon in this time zone, and the announcer helps the smashers decide what they are going to use in the game! Chapter 10 up: Mewtwo.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,213 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/13/2006 - Published: 10/1/2005
Parody – the Story by Hoogiman reviews
A general parody of overused ideas in SSBM fanfics, combined with some randomness. This chapter, The smashers goes for a holiday, Geoff the survivor host turns up, and someone is killing everyone else with javelins.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 3/2/2006
Run Marth, Run! by Eternal Smasher reviews
Melee. Marth accidentally starts a food fight in a fancy restaurant. Every customer begins chasing him. From there, the chase gets crazy. Run Marth! Run for your life!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,969 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Complete
Resident Nintendo by Tealfrog26 reviews
Huzzah! It's back and better then ever before! Read as some Smash Bros. try and escape the zombie infested Squirrel city and find out how this outbreak started. Read or Die!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,485 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/14/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006
Ping Pong Peach by Hoogiman reviews
Peach enters a Ping Pong tournament. Chaos ensues.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Complete
The PIE Chronicles by Eternal Smasher reviews
Melee. Another demand by Master Hand leads the Smashers on a perilous and probably pointless adventure for PIE, a super pie that Master Hand has no time to look for himself. What will become of them?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,628 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/6/2006 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Complete
Sacred Stones Scripted by CheeseFromJupiter reviews
As punishment for everything they did, the vilains of The Sacred Stones have to act out the story from start to finish. But with a small budget, a shaky script from Innes and people stepping all over their lines, it just got worse.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/17/2006 - Published: 1/2/2006
The Captain Falcon Show by Tealfrog26 reviews
Happy belated Christmas and all other holidays I have neglected. It's late....I know....but what do you expect from me?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,236 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/26/2005 - Published: 11/1/2005
The ultimate battle by Gadoken King reviews
The tournament to prove once and for all who is the best character in the world of Nintendo! Matches have been drawn from a hat!After a long, long, wait, we've resumed for the third round! I bet you thought you were all rid of me! Well, ha!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,247 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/13/2005 - Published: 9/2/2004
The SSBM Dating Show! by waitingxxwishing reviews
Zelda, having no other option, invites Peach onto her dating show. As the night unfolds, havoc ensues . . . Reviews much appreciated!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,002 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/10/2005 - Published: 7/15/2005
The 12 Days of Christmas: Smash Bros Remix by Eternal Smasher reviews
Melee. What do you think? Now with twice the verses and twice the crazy!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/3/2005 - Published: 12/28/2004 - Complete
Luigi's Other Experiment by Eternal Smasher reviews
Melee. It's happened again...Luigi has created another, better, unscented love potion. And this time, everyone will feel its greatness...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,205 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/7/2005 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Complete
Ah, What A Random Day! by Lacto3.1415 reviews
The unofficial "sequel" to A Random Yet Strange Adventure. -aka AWARD-
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,982 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 10/11/2005 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Complete
Luigi's Experiment by Eternal Smasher reviews
Melee. Redone in story format! Luigi creates a love potion. He uses it on Link. But Link's infatuation will shock us all...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,214 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/15/2005 - Published: 8/23/2005 - Complete
Tales of Little Interest by god-of-crazy reviews
A few smashers had an eventful, if disconcerting, time from between yesterday night and morning.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,802 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/2/2005 - Published: 7/12/2005 - Complete
A Pong Lemon by Prince Janus reviews
A Pong Lemon, need I say more? You know you just have to read it.
Pong - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2002
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Center of Truth reviews
There's an evil scheme involving a beard machine. There's a murderer stabbing people. Most importantly: There's love in the air. Only under these circumstances will the truth of all things be revealed.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,391 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011
You Will Die reviews
You will die. It is not a threat. It is only a statement of truth.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,942 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Link
…Yar! Stupidity 'Pon the High Seas! reviews
Yar! The Smashers be pirates! Yar! Treasure! Adventure! Yar! Fighting! Yar! Plot twists! Yar! Plot holes! Yar! Other things related to the plot! New plot every chapter! Never the same boring adventure! If you hate one chapter just ignore it
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,985 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 7/28/2006
…The UFUS reviews
The Unofficial Fanfiction University of Smash! This is a parody of something that was meant to be a parody of bad writing! So you can immagine how pathetic this is! For stuck up snobs everywhere! Like me!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,034 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Complete
…Awesome Chess Battle reviews
Ness and Mewtwo duel in the AWESOME and INTELLEGENT game of chess. Who wins? It's anyone's call. That's my way of saying I don't remember because I didn't put much time into the story and don't really care, but I still want it to sound interesting
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Complete
…Smash Mansion Book Club reviews
There is an elite group of Smashers that value inteligence over base stupidity. They die.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Complete
…Smoem Smashers Poem reviews
A short oneshot doodle poem/explanation with SSB characters...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Complete
…Smashie's reviews
Fast food! There's not much left to explain. I'm going to do my best to cut to the humor and not bore you with unimportant crap. Unfortunately, I'm still Joeb, so you're bound to get pissed off about something while reading this.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Complete
…The OneUpping Story reviews
If you think you've seen good summaries before you should have seen the amazing summary I had planned to put here! It was the most amazing thing of all time! Of course it was one character over the limit so now you'll never be able to see it. READ THIS
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Complete
…The Psycho Ward: SSBM Style! reviews
well well well... we get to hear the crazy ideas of what life is like from the Smashers themselves... some are deranged... some are clueless... but they are all hilarious... I think
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,194 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 9/16/2005
…Oddible reviews
This is a story about forgiveness, and sorrow, and loss, and forgetfulness, and playing with your food as if it was a communist. Captain Falcon is the star, Zelda is the idiot, Fox is the other idiot, Ness is... there... there's an OC but he dies... D8
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete
…Innocence fell over reviews
So yeah... like... the loss of innocence in our time or something... and like... that's cuz it fell over... or something... like... this... like... discribes... like... innocence... and... like... it's totally deep... and totally kewl... ONE SHOT!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Complete
…The SSB ABC 123s! reviews
ITS FOR KIDS! READ IT! IT HAS BLOOD! SO IT MUST BE GOOD FOR KIDS! KIDS! KIDS! ITS VERY POLITICALLY CORRECT AND FOR THE KIDS! THE KIDS ARE OUR FUTURE! LETS HELP THE KIDS! YAY! OK... it's got a high rating... but... well...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Complete
…A Strange Thing Happened Last Night reviews
Lawlz it's a oneshot and eet has the best stuff eva! Liek... ZOMG! I want you to flam this... please flam this... the majority of the voices in my head are begging you... make me stop
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Complete
…Stupid Out of Character Writers! reviews
This is such a parody that it's hardly even funny anymore! Honestly... Things are about as insane in this humor story as they are in almost every SSBM humor story being made these days. How hilarious... R&R AND LOLZ DONT FLAM LOLZ FUNNEH CUZ LINK AND MA
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Complete
…SSBM Advertisements! reviews
It was deleted! Now it's back! My parody of many different advertizements! Warning: I am pathetic... you will become pathetic if you read this. And this may be offensive!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,783 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 4/13/2006
…Smashville High School! reviews
As all the smashers go to high school... they must overcome... something... I dont know... I dont have my brain with me at the moment... JUST READ IT!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,967 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/24/2006 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Complete
…THE SUPER COOL FIGHT SCENE! reviews
ZOMG! THIS FIGHT SCENE IS SO COOL YOU'LL BE ON THE EDGE OF YOUR SEAT AND THEN FALL OFF OF THE SEAT BECAUSE YOU WERE ON THE EDGE BECAUSE IT'S THAT AMAZING! It makes fun of many things that can be seen in a typical actionadventure!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Complete
…C Falcon’s Easy Guide To Revenge! reviews
I'm back more like, still here! HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO GET REVENGE! NOW YOU CAN LEARN HOW! And perhaps even learn a lesson about life in the process. How wonderful!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Complete
…They've Invaded! reviews
well... the Russians have invaded... this is the story of epic distortions... and many fake soldiers... how will they cope... without TV... actually its still nothing like that... just read it!
Freedom Fighters - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,307 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/13/2006 - Published: 9/21/2005 - Complete
…A Songfic Gone Horribly Wrong… reviews
Well... it would be your typical dramatic poem with people doing stuff in the background... but stuff happens... right? Rated R for Random and T for Tuberculosis.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Complete
…SSBM GAMESHOWS! reviews
blah blah blah you've seen it all before right... WRONG! ok maybe... hmm... oh whatever the Smashers go through many game shows in the kind of humor you expect from me... sick
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,801 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Complete
…Ihath loved thee eversomuch since thine day reviews
OMG IT'S SO ROMANTIC AND YOU'LL CRY AND YEA AND COOL AND WOW AND I LOVE THIS AND R&R AND I'LL SEND LITTLE NACHO CHILDREN TO EAT YOU! AND ITS A ONESHOT BUT DONT HATE ME CAUSE OF THAT!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Complete
…The Scary Days! reviews
Everyone is trapped in the mansion! OMFG! someone or something seems to be killing everyone! and the Smashers are too stupid to do anything about it. Rated T cause someone died! OMFG! DEATH! name is like a story i cant remind you of... oh well... FIN!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,643 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 7/28/2005 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Complete
…THE UBER FIGHT! reviews
the smashers are invited to a tournament...Will any of them survive! read to find out! rated T for language... what else can you truely have in a story? chapter one is the worst one... I couldnt even finish it, read on and you will like it... FIN!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,822 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/7/2005 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Complete
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