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Joined 10-10-04, id: 685370, Profile Updated: 07-12-14
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, Naruto, and Lilo & Stitch.

all stories on hiatus till i find solid employment and buy a laptop.

Kick In The Arse Challenge

-Pick a Fandom (Any Fandom)

-Pick a character. Not the lead.

-Give that character a Kick In The Arse via rules described below.

-Watch the whole thing snowball.

-Have fun writing.

Short version:

Short term dimension breech. Character either gets a kick in the arse or
a clue by four. Hilarity an Epic/crazy/awesomeness ensues.

[s]Rules[/s] Guidelines:

The kick should come from an older and wiser version of the

person involved. Either:

a.) Have the Older and Wiser character hop dimensions

and decide to give a kick in the arse and a stern lecture in

passing.

b.) The Older and Wised character sends a short message

that hits the Younger and Clueless over the head when it

arrives

No epic, detailed letters with clearly laid out threats.

Let the rule of funny guide you about how much info you send.

Remember, by altering one small thing you are creating a new universe, similar

but not quite the same.

Feel free to add some crazy awesome.

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Shinji and Warhammer40k by Charles Bhepin reviews
Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires. [story RESUMING]
Crossover - Evangelion & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 764,640 - Reviews: 1792 - Favs: 2,865 - Follows: 2,071 - Updated: 9/4 - Published: 11/11/2007
Contract Labor by Greydon Creed reviews
What if Keitaro Urashima had some steel in his spine when he first arrived at the Hinata Inn? What put it there? And how will the tenants react, especially when his past comes back to haunt him? -Now with it's own TVTropes page.-
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 65 - Words: 407,093 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 1,481 - Follows: 1,355 - Updated: 7/31 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Keitaro U.
Xenopology by Dragon Elexus reviews
Connie was used to not having any friends. Two years after getting trapped in a magic bubble, she has plenty- but whether it's her own inexperience or the fact that most of them are literal aliens, it's not always easy. All everyone can do is try their best to muddle through it. (Loosely connected one-shots centred around Connie's interactions with each of the Crystal Gems).
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,997 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/25/2016 - Published: 5/18/2016 - Pearl, Steven U., Connie M., Peridot - Complete
Beautiful Destroyer Sailor Moon by The Sage of Toads reviews
A heartfelt deconstruction of Sailor Moon set in the backdrop of the "Interview" setting, complete with alternative character interpretations, excessive violence, and a vulgar humor clad in black. This will get very ugly, very fast.
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 282,305 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 8/12/2016 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon
Transcendent Humanity by Solaris242 reviews
Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,604 - Reviews: 1965 - Favs: 5,705 - Follows: 6,695 - Updated: 3/1/2016 - Published: 5/7/2013
The Mouse of Konoha by obsidian dreamer reviews
Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 540,654 - Reviews: 2145 - Favs: 5,026 - Follows: 4,731 - Updated: 1/9/2016 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Ranma of the Shield by fanboy913 reviews
Weird things happen all the time but for Ranma they are often a bit stranger. Pulled away from his chaotic life in Japan he finds himself a standing in a world on the edge of destruction. Follow his adventures there as he saves a country that thinks he is a devil shows this world what damage a martial artist can do. And for the first time in his life attract women that dont hit him
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 100,307 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 1,465 - Follows: 1,419 - Updated: 5/14/2015 - Published: 10/3/2014
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 33671 - Favs: 21,530 - Follows: 16,736 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Rangers: Echo by Thug-4-Less reviews
Young men and women, some enamored with tales of the Lone Wanderer and The Good Fight, others driven by a lust for adventure, and a few simply searching for a place to call home, are drawn to Reilly's Rangers in the hope that they will find the answer to their heart's desire.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 283,311 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Lone Wanderer, OC - Complete
I wouldn't exactly call that sitting by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander is chosen... To babysit Dawn while Joyce joins Giles searching for Buffy in LA following the Alcatha incident. Unfortunately for Xander, Dawn has a plan, The Mayor has a spell, and TV has its first live broadcast Reality Show!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,141 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 1,387 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
Summoning the Sun by Mashadar reviews
She begged for a beautiful, sacred and strong familiar. She never expected how sacred a certain white wolf could be.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Okami - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 66,985 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 1,694 - Follows: 1,632 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Louise, Amaterasu
The Empty Cage by Rathanel reviews
AU. Desperate and rushed, Minato Namikaze is forced to rely on the Death God's seal, a seal he doesn't fully understand, and his son pays the price with his life. So who is the blond-haired kid running around Konoha? M for language and violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 58 - Words: 373,732 - Reviews: 1888 - Favs: 2,631 - Follows: 2,346 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Kyuubi/Kurama
Warrior Class by Ozzallos reviews
He hadn't asked for the fight with Ryoga. He hadn't asked for the fight with Herb. Or Kumon Ryu. Or even Saffron. He hadn't asked for this one either, but she would damn sure finish it no matter what the cost. Warhammer40k/Ranma!chan
Crossover - Ranma & Warhammer - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,795 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Ranma
Naruto and his Uzumaki Heritage by funkmasterjo reviews
Naruto plus Uzumaki Heritage. Because I had to do it. Let's make Uzumaki!Naruto an actual tag. I'm gonna be honest though, don't expect a lot of effort from me.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,520 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 898 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Naruto U.
Trust Is A Relative Thing by Silverfawkes reviews
What if Petunia put the blame where it belonged instead of on Harry? OOC Petunia Dursley Rating for mild language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 219,068 - Reviews: 5590 - Favs: 6,467 - Follows: 7,094 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Harry P.
A Cage of Blood and Circumstance by shadowsdeep reviews
You've been inserted into the body of someone in Konoha. Do you become a Ninja; killing others and likely dying, or run and live? An OC-insert into one of the worst possible people in the Narutoverse – Hyūga Hinata. AU. No bashing or serious relationships. INDEFINITE HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,036 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 1,733 - Follows: 1,956 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Hinata H.
F3 Wrong Vault by MarcUK reviews
What if you get sucked into a game, the reality will not accept you as the game's main character? Where will you end up? And what can you do, as a result? N.B. This is my first fan-fiction attempt.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,392 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 6/6/2010
Other Gods by Marquis Carabas reviews
The world of Coraline crosses paths with beings from the works of H. P. Lovecraft. Rated T for assorted profanites, violence, and hopefully some horror.
Crossover - Coraline & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 77,167 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Coraline J. - Complete
The Dark Horse by Flamegrrl reviews
Tune in for the next exciting episode of "As Hogwarts turns gay"... (Yes, I am completely mad. I realise that) New chap, goodoh!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,238 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 4/21/2003 - Ginny W., Hermione G.
The Miskatonic School Bus by JonaBee reviews
Walkerville Elementary. Home of the Magic School Bus, and training hall for the fighters of the paranormal?
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Magic School Bus - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,179 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Complete
Out of the Ashes by Shaelesand reviews
A young trader's life takes a horrific turn and a young Companion steps in to call her back from death's hands. Now she must struggle with her blossoming powers, her slowly healing injuries, and talent for magic not going quite right.
Valdemar universe - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 174,003 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 1/30/2003 - Complete
Caveat Inimici by S.Rebeiro reviews
Hermione is a sister to Harry, a mother to Rose and Hugo, a wife to Ron...and a Legilimens and Unspeakable. She is also very, very angry. A look at a Hermione who developed the instincts she evidenced with Marietta and Umbridge. AU, but canon-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,166 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 147 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Hermione G. - Complete
Suiren by Eimii reviews
In the midst of the Chuunin Exam, Sakura recalls the promise she made to herself and comes to a realization about her own ninja way... Updates: Side story, 'Affinity' added! Note to new readers: See continuity warning on Chapter 23...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 153,361 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 7/17/2003 - Sakura H., Anko M.
The Way You Make Me Feel by vermilionRED reviews
FDHG, v. OOC, slightly AU, postHogwarts. You make my blood boil, she murmured, you make my heart race. You set me on fire in places that should never burn.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,862 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 10/20/2003 - Fleur D., Hermione G.
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2619 - Favs: 3,540 - Follows: 1,464 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Thousand Shinji by Academia Nut reviews
Shinji is his father's son, and with a little mentoring from an unlikely source, he will learn the ways of plotting and scheming, along with a few other useful skills. Gendo is so screwed. And so is everyone else. Crossover
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 139,409 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 1,636 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Shinji I. - Complete
Spirited Away and back by Tigerman reviews
A new home, a new school. It's true it can be scary. This is the story of Chihiro after she got back from the Spirit World. This is a Christmas gift of two years ago for my Gf, , that I still love.
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,128 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
Enveloping Love by Cheeruplilemokid reviews
Mina has been through heartache and back many times, what happens when its all become too much to handle. Rei can't help but notice the change in her friend. Shoujoai. ReiMinako. Yep, another repost.
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,451 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/9/2005 - Rei H./Raye/Sailor Mars, Minako A./Mina/Sailor Venus - Complete
Not Myself by Princess Alexandria reviews
Christy isn't normally a person to get involved in things that don't concern her, but that all changes when she takes in a mutant teen. AU and will eventually be femslash - COMPLETED
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 381,439 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 10/9/2004 - Published: 3/22/2003 - Complete
Uncharted by Everbay reviews
People go through growth & recession- When Ron turns to abuse for control on Hermione, she turns to rekindle her lost fire to somewhere and someONE unfamiliar. Fleur Delacour. Fem-Slash, first attempt; very unPotter-like COMPLETE R&R (HGFD)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,364 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/21/2004 - Published: 10/4/2003 - Hermione G., Fleur D. - Complete
The Game of the Gods by Limyaael reviews
COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
Unexpected Pleasures by Kerisempai reviews
A case of mistaken identity leads to questions for Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,399 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/7/2002 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Elaborate Lives by Kanna-Ophelia reviews
Life's not easy for a Hufflepuff who knows she's a Slytherin at heart. Either Molly or Lucius could offer Narcissa a route to salvation or.. .something else... but shadows inside are not so easy to chase away. saffic femmeslash, AU, abandoned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,413 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/22/2002 - Published: 8/27/2001
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Lilo's War reviews
Experiments handled and Ohana restored Lilo now spends her time juggling her duties as Ambassador with school and play time. But there is trouble brewing in the galaxy and she'll place herself right smack in the middle of it. Because it's the right thing to do. Rated Mature for war, death and violence.
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,408 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/6/2016 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Lilo P., 626/Stitch
Kick in the arse of the Wizarding World reviews
Hermione life suddenly changes, courtesy of an experiment conducted by herself from an alternate, future universe. You'd think messages from the future would have more then vague hints and a headache. Or was that from fighting the troll. CH1-3 Beta-ed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,575 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Hermione G.
Deadly Decisions reviews
Haruno Sakura that actually caught a glimpse of the real world and woke up to smell the blood. Basically a 'what if' preview of what could have happened if Sakura didn't revert after the Chuunin exams. No princess to be rescued here. No pairing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,819 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 458 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
A Toast to Fate reviews
Ran into a plot bunny that onoM put out to infect others and just had to type this up and since they asked to see the story if someone would take it up. It bit me so here we go: Dark!Hermione. More of a snippet than a story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete