Alrissa
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Joined 10-10-04, id: 685370, Profile Updated: 08-24-19
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, Naruto, and Lilo & Stitch.

all stories on hiatus

TLDR All my plot bunnies died. It was sad, but now Dobby Alrissa is free.

If you want to adopt an idea, feel free. Drop me a note though.

Kick In The Arse Challenge

-Pick a Fandom (Any Fandom)

-Pick a character. Not the lead.

-Have them be somehow advised by an older, wiser, cheating ridiculous version of themselves. From another timeline, fanfic or dimension.

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With Sprinkles by dogbertcarroll reviews
Instant death or being granted a wish by a certain demon lord, decisions, decisions, decisions. Xander Harris makes an incautious wish and now has to deal with the consequences. Not exactly the road trip he was planning on taking, but there certainly is a lot of sights to see.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 135,414 - Reviews: 3068 - Favs: 3,353 - Follows: 3,391 - Updated: 11/12 - Published: 4/13/2017 - Xander H.
Contract Labor by Greydon Creed reviews
What if Keitaro Urashima had some steel in his spine when he first arrived at the Hinata Inn? What put it there? And how will the tenants react, especially when his past comes back to haunt him? -Now with it's own TVTropes page. Note: as of 08/04/24 this story is still alive and being worked on.-
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 76 - Words: 513,287 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 1,920 - Follows: 1,719 - Updated: 8/5 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Keitaro U.
Foxy Lady by dogbertcarroll reviews
Willow helps a new student, Anya attempt to recover a family relic, but having lots of power and little control summons a version of herself she never dreamed existed from a parallel universe and she doesn't come alone.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,792 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 1,420 - Follows: 1,321 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 12/6/2018
Harry Potter and the Egger Route by dogbertcarroll reviews
The Dursleys leave Harry in his cupboard, but will he be there when they get home? Well... no, otherwise we wouldn't have a story. Harry Potter changes genres from Juvenile Fantasy to Space Opera!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Witches of Karres - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,002 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 1,192 - Follows: 1,373 - Updated: 5/13 - Published: 10/17/2020 - Harry P.
It's a SIN by dogbertcarroll reviews
My SI bit it in Marvel and wakes up in a while new world, but can he survive in an anime universe as the main character?
Crossover - Marvel & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,472 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 1,537 - Follows: 1,515 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 7/18/2014
Choose your own Award by dogbertcarroll reviews
Sacrificing yourself for others is always a noble act and such an act deserves a reward... but all that glitters is not gold. However, if you're clever enough you may still find some value in it. Xander takes his 'reward' and turns the universe on its head once more thanks to an old Indian parable.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,778 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 1,822 - Follows: 1,831 - Updated: 12/16/2023 - Published: 8/3/2018
Stand Ins and Stunt Doubles by dogbertcarroll reviews
Alcohol kills brain cells and magic wipes memories, so why in the world would he rely on either one? Because there just aren't any other options. Xander's quest to clear his mind and evict past tenants may just change the world more than it changes him!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,694 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 2,310 - Follows: 2,269 - Updated: 11/30/2023 - Published: 12/6/2013
With Another Ring by dogbertcarroll reviews
In the tradition of Zoat's 'With This Ring' an SI with a power ring appears in orbit around DC's Earth wearing just what they'd worn to bed. This was not a danger of sleeping naked he'd expected.
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,297 - Reviews: 1253 - Favs: 3,839 - Follows: 4,198 - Updated: 11/5/2023 - Published: 3/3/2021
Preconceptions by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander loses his memory and Buffy decides it's the perfect time to cut him out of the slaying. What he doesn't remember he can't miss and by the time his memory returns it'll be a done deal, right?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,608 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 2,398 - Follows: 2,347 - Updated: 8/7/2023 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Xander H.
Storybook Hero by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,435 - Reviews: 1630 - Favs: 4,738 - Follows: 5,197 - Updated: 8/6/2023 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Harry P.
Phoning it in by dogbertcarroll reviews
A CYOA Story with a twist, an SI with no knowledge of the setting but the ability to escape anything except his fate.
Crossover - X-overs & Worm - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 61,946 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 1,633 - Follows: 1,633 - Updated: 7/30/2023 - Published: 8/13/2015
Wood it Work by dogbertcarroll reviews
Sunnydale is a magical place and has been so since long before Buffy was born. Willow's attempts to encourage Xander and Jesse to read when they are ten leads to worlds of adventure.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 78,469 - Reviews: 1190 - Favs: 2,278 - Follows: 2,120 - Updated: 7/26/2023 - Published: 6/4/2019 - Xander H., Willow R., Jesse M., OC
A MODern Man by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry takes advice he shouldn't, to do something he really should have known better than to try. Still, all's well that ends well, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 71,209 - Reviews: 1301 - Favs: 3,429 - Follows: 3,923 - Updated: 7/14/2023 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Harry P.
A DIC-less SI by dogbertcarroll reviews
Summary? We don't need no stinking summaries! Not your typical SI, as actually inserting myself would be dull as he would sit at home and read fanfics rather than actually do anything, so enjoy your generic fanfic-author insert!
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,084 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 1,423 - Follows: 1,350 - Updated: 6/5/2023 - Published: 4/15/2014
Priorities by dogbertcarroll reviews
The zombie apocalypse has come, but with almost a full day's advance notice it's not as bad as it could be... or is it?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,983 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,601 - Follows: 1,491 - Updated: 5/21/2023 - Published: 5/20/2018 - Xander H., Dawn S., Harmony K.
Lex Marks The Spot by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF: The Other Side of the Coin. Xander Harris finds himself inside Lex Luthor's body in the DC Universe. He's sure his friends will eventually rescue him, so he decides to toss a few monkey wrenches into the workings of the universe while he's there. Everyone has to have a hobby after all.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 35 - Words: 94,207 - Reviews: 2968 - Favs: 5,634 - Follows: 5,707 - Updated: 4/26/2023 - Published: 6/1/2017
I Still Say it Looks like a Nail by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander takes a little time off to let his wounds heal after the Olaf incident. His mother's estranged brother's place should be quiet enough to give him the time to heal, after all how exciting could working in deep space telemetry be?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,302 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 2,440 - Follows: 2,592 - Updated: 1/27/2023 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Xander H.
Legends Never Die by Nemesis13 reviews
Young Taylor finds a strange blue crystal cube while shopping with her mom, little did she realize that her discovery would open a path to a journey that would lead her to a destiny to become greater than she could have ever imagined. After all, heroes may live forever, but legends, they never die. Holocron Mentor Revan, future Grey Lady Taylor
Crossover - Star Wars & Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,463 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 1,200 - Follows: 1,476 - Updated: 12/14/2022 - Published: 6/1/2020
Guys and Dolls by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF - Dawn got all dolled up for Halloween... and it turned out to be far more literal than anyone was expecting.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Rozen Maiden - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,207 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 6/14/2022 - Published: 7/8/2021 - Xander H., Dawn S.
First Knight by dogbertcarroll reviews
The Council is up and running, so the Scoobs have finally gotten a chance to take a breath and look around... only to find one of them missing. Xander's returned to the US and the search for the man leads to a certain hotel...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,035 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 1,481 - Follows: 1,402 - Updated: 2/11/2022 - Published: 7/16/2014
Taylor Varga by mp3.1415player reviews
Taylor has a bad day that ends in a locker. Everyone has heard that one. It goes somewhat differently after that, as her call for help is answered by something from a lot further away than one might expect... A story in which Taylor makes a very large friend, the world gets confused, and Danny comes into his own.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 432 - Words: 2,058,592 - Reviews: 2783 - Favs: 4,136 - Follows: 3,754 - Updated: 1/25/2022 - Published: 3/14/2017
Transcendent Humanity by Solaris242 reviews
Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 27 - Words: 79,685 - Reviews: 3008 - Favs: 8,844 - Follows: 8,971 - Updated: 2/16/2021 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Complete
Let's Play a Game by ShadowArchon456 reviews
Gaia has finally noticed she has a bit of a Worm problem. She decides the best cure is Taylor Hebert. With the power of the Gamer, Taylor won't just be escalating in fights. She'll be escalating in all facets of her life. Brockton Bay and Earth Bet, I hope you're ready, because Taylor wants to play a game.
Crossover - Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 & Worm - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 78,404 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 3,109 - Follows: 3,869 - Updated: 2/7/2021 - Published: 2/5/2018 - Gamer/더 게이머, Skitter
The Plagiarist by dogbertcarroll reviews
Halloween is a fun time in the Buffyverse, especially Buffy's first Halloween in Sunnydale. The trickster gods take a more active hand and Xander finds himself... someplace he's always dreamed of visiting. Which is probably for the best, at least until the girls at home calm down... and with multiple copies of some of his girls that may take some time.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,655 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 1,527 - Follows: 1,413 - Updated: 12/8/2020 - Published: 4/24/2015
Lucky at Cards by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander Harris' dating problems take a turn for the weird, as is the norm when you attend a high school perched on the mouth of Hell. But you know what they say, if you can't be lucky at love, be lucky at cards.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,940 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 1,584 - Follows: 1,518 - Updated: 11/9/2020 - Published: 3/16/2017
A sunny day in DC by dogbertcarroll reviews
Kicked out of his home universe and then booted from Marvel, Xander better hope DC has a more lenient immigration policy. A possible future for: Walking on Sunshine.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,582 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 2,559 - Follows: 2,451 - Updated: 7/27/2020 - Published: 6/9/2016
Colors and Capes by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander in DC played for laughs. You've never seen crack like this before!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,307 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 2,758 - Follows: 2,572 - Updated: 4/19/2020 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Xander H.
Morty to the Infinite Power by dogbertcarroll reviews
Rick violently slaughtered all his clones when he realized Operation Phoenix was a no-go, but that still left a large number of clones of the rest of his family and they aren't quite as accepting of his disposal methods when applied to clones of themselves. Morty is going to have a busy summer.
Crossover - Cartoon X-overs & Rick and Morty - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,751 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 12/18/2019 - Published: 11/22/2018
Cousins by dogbertcarroll reviews
His road trip turned out to be a lot shorter than he expected as Xander Harris finds himself asked to take on a whole new adventure, raising a young wizard with a prophecy pointed at his head. But than, in Sunnydale what else is family for?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,366 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 1,253 - Follows: 1,324 - Updated: 8/15/2019 - Published: 3/12/2017 - Xander H., Harry P.
Marked by dogbertcarroll reviews
Tara's death was a low point in the gang's history, so when given a chance to change her fate, Xander grabs it tightly with both hands, but how will a girl from the sticks react to a boy raised on the Mouth of Hell?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,114 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 812 - Published: 7/17/2019
A brand new day by dogbertcarroll reviews
What if Xander had listened to Willow up on the bluff and didn't talk her out of destroying the world?
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,499 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 1,866 - Follows: 1,804 - Updated: 6/27/2019 - Published: 12/16/2017
The Mouse of Konoha by obsidian dreamer reviews
Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 500,952 - Reviews: 2421 - Favs: 7,368 - Follows: 6,189 - Updated: 3/27/2019 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Shinji and Warhammer40k by Charles Bhepin reviews
Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires. [story RESUMING]
Crossover - Evangelion & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 791,067 - Reviews: 2138 - Favs: 4,015 - Follows: 3,143 - Updated: 3/1/2019 - Published: 11/11/2007
Walking on Sunshine by dogbertcarroll reviews
Losing a bet and being forced to dress as Supergirl, Xander found Halloween a bit more of a hassle than he expected, but not nearly as much as the PTB did, so they sent him on a marvelous adventure.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,449 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 2,313 - Follows: 2,217 - Updated: 2/6/2019 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Xander H.
Walking in the shadows by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander's road trip takes him much farther then he ever dreamed possible.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 87,085 - Reviews: 1499 - Favs: 3,055 - Follows: 2,958 - Updated: 12/25/2018 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Xander H.
Birds of a Feather by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander's road trip takes a turn for the weird as he finally escapes Sunydale for the summer only to find the outer world is even stranger than he'd imagined outside of his favorite comics.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,985 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 1,608 - Follows: 1,566 - Updated: 9/13/2018 - Published: 3/10/2017
The Rangers: Echo by Thug-4-Less reviews
Young men and women, some enamored with tales of the Lone Wanderer and The Good Fight, others driven by a lust for adventure, and a few simply searching for a place to call home, are drawn to Reilly's Rangers in the hope that they will find the answer to their heart's desire.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 283,311 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 8/18/2018 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Lone Wanderer, OC - Complete
Mirror, Mirror by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF Xander gets a free costume from Ethan, but on reflection while it cost quite a bit, it was definitely worth it.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,750 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 1,727 - Follows: 1,678 - Updated: 12/5/2017 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Xander H.
Knights on the Hellmouth by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF Xander's costume choice may have had some lasting effects, as someone steps out of the shadows to have a little word with him.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,143 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 856 - Published: 3/14/2017
BUM by dogbertcarroll reviews
After an accident leaves him horribly burned and one of his friends dead, Xander Harris flees Sunnydale with only the symbiote on his back to seek someplace where he can fit in.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,478 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 949 - Published: 3/11/2017
Xenopology by Dragon Elexus reviews
Connie was used to not having any friends. Two years after getting trapped in a magic bubble, she has plenty- but whether it's her own inexperience or the fact that most of them are literal aliens, it's not always easy. All everyone can do is try their best to muddle through it. (Loosely connected one-shots centred around Connie's interactions with each of the Crystal Gems).
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,997 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/25/2016 - Published: 5/18/2016 - Pearl, Steven U., Connie M., Peridot - Complete
Hero System by dogbertcarroll reviews
Load Game Avatar - Xander Harris... Begin story in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... Story starts.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,475 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 2,133 - Follows: 2,183 - Updated: 3/26/2016 - Published: 11/12/2014
A Jump To The Left by dogbertcarroll reviews
Soldier, Tinker, Tailor, Slider?
Crossover - X-overs & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,432 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 1,274 - Follows: 1,147 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 1/20/2014
Ranma of the Shield by fanboy913 reviews
Weird things happen all the time but for Ranma they are often a bit stranger. Pulled away from his chaotic life in Japan he finds himself a standing in a world on the edge of destruction. Follow his adventures there as he saves a country that thinks he is a devil shows this world what damage a martial artist can do. And for the first time in his life attract women that dont hit him
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 100,307 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 2,110 - Follows: 2,020 - Updated: 5/14/2015 - Published: 10/3/2014
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 37318 - Favs: 31,493 - Follows: 22,857 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Falling Up! by dogbertcarroll reviews
The Pine twins are caught in an incautious moment by their parents. With their secret revealed they're sent to stay with Great Aunt, as apparently this isn't the first time something like this has happened in their family.
Crossover - Sky High & Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,302 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 8/3/2014
Dis Guy, Eh? by dogbertcarroll reviews
A one way ticket to the afterlife gets derailed when the wrong person enters the portal...
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,880 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 1/25/2014
Limbo partners by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander is sucked into Acaltha's portal, but hell isn't his destination. Belasco's Limbo just went co-op.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,414 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Xander H.
I wouldn't exactly call that sitting by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander is chosen... To babysit Dawn while Joyce joins Giles searching for Buffy in LA following the Alcatha incident. Unfortunately for Xander, Dawn has a plan, The Mayor has a spell, and TV has its first live broadcast Reality Show!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,141 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 2,139 - Follows: 1,096 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
Lacking an Anchor by dogbertcarroll reviews
Willow tries to keep Xander safe, by sending him away from battle using a teleport spell she'd barely read. Xander's in for quite a trip, pity the multiverse.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,311 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 2,280 - Follows: 2,214 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Xander H.
Summoning the Sun by Mashadar reviews
She begged for a beautiful, sacred and strong familiar. She never expected how sacred a certain white wolf could be.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Okami - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 66,985 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 2,331 - Follows: 2,241 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Louise, Amaterasu
The Empty Cage by Rathanel reviews
AU. Desperate and rushed, Minato Namikaze is forced to rely on the Death God's seal, a seal he doesn't fully understand, and his son pays the price with his life. So who is the blond-haired kid running around Konoha? M for language and violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 58 - Words: 373,732 - Reviews: 1997 - Favs: 3,437 - Follows: 3,026 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Kyuubi/Kurama
Warrior Class by Ozzallos reviews
He hadn't asked for the fight with Ryoga. He hadn't asked for the fight with Herb. Or Kumon Ryu. Or even Saffron. He hadn't asked for this one either, but she would damn sure finish it no matter what the cost. Warhammer40k/Ranma!chan
Crossover - Ranma & Warhammer - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,795 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Ranma
Naruto and his Uzumaki Heritage by funkmasterjo reviews
Naruto plus Uzumaki Heritage. Because I had to do it. Let's make Uzumaki!Naruto an actual tag. I'm gonna be honest though, don't expect a lot of effort from me.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,520 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 1,024 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Naruto U.
Trust Is A Relative Thing by Silverfawkes reviews
What if Petunia put the blame where it belonged instead of on Harry? OOC Petunia Dursley Rating for mild language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 219,068 - Reviews: 5991 - Favs: 8,478 - Follows: 8,859 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Harry P.
A Cage of Blood and Circumstance by shadowsdeep reviews
You've been inserted into the body of someone in Konoha. Do you become a Ninja; killing others and likely dying, or run and live? An OC-insert into one of the worst possible people in the Narutoverse – Hyūga Hinata. AU. No bashing or serious relationships. INDEFINITE HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,036 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 2,121 - Follows: 2,417 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Hinata H.
F3 Wrong Vault by MarcUK reviews
What if you get sucked into a game, the reality will not accept you as the game's main character? Where will you end up? And what can you do, as a result? N.B. This is my first fan-fiction attempt.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,392 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 6/6/2010
Other Gods by Marquis Carabas reviews
The world of Coraline crosses paths with beings from the works of H. P. Lovecraft. Rated T for assorted profanites, violence, and hopefully some horror.
Crossover - Coraline & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 77,167 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Coraline J. - Complete
A boy in the hand by dogbertcarroll reviews
A lonely young girl takes her Poppa’s advice on the best way to snag a boyfriend. Too bad her Haruka Poppa had just been kidding around. Ranma & Sailor Moon crossover.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,461 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 1,797 - Follows: 1,749 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Hotaru T./Sailor Saturn, Ranma
An Exchange of Favors by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander is tagged for a temp job. One shot crack fic, cause I was bored.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,075 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 402 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Xander H.
The Dark Horse by Flamegrrl reviews
Tune in for the next exciting episode of "As Hogwarts turns gay"... (Yes, I am completely mad. I realise that) New chap, goodoh!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,238 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 4/21/2003 - Ginny W., Hermione G.
The Miskatonic School Bus by JonaBee reviews
Walkerville Elementary. Home of the Magic School Bus, and training hall for the fighters of the paranormal?
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Magic School Bus - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,179 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Complete
Out of the Ashes by Shaelesand reviews
A young trader's life takes a horrific turn and a young Companion steps in to call her back from death's hands. Now she must struggle with her blossoming powers, her slowly healing injuries, and talent for magic not going quite right.
Valdemar universe - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 174,003 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 1/30/2003 - Complete
Caveat Inimici by S.Rebeiro reviews
Hermione is a sister to Harry, a mother to Rose and Hugo, a wife to Ron...and a Legilimens and Unspeakable. She is also very, very angry. A look at a Hermione who developed the instincts she evidenced with Marietta and Umbridge. AU, but canon-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,166 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 1,252 - Follows: 279 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Hermione G. - Complete
Suiren by Eimii reviews
In the midst of the Chuunin Exam, Sakura recalls the promise she made to herself and comes to a realization about her own ninja way... Updates: Side story, 'Affinity' added! Note to new readers: See continuity warning on Chapter 23...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 153,361 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 7/17/2003 - Sakura H., Anko M.
The Way You Make Me Feel by vermilionRED reviews
FDHG, v. OOC, slightly AU, postHogwarts. You make my blood boil, she murmured, you make my heart race. You set me on fire in places that should never burn.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,862 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 10/20/2003 - Fleur D., Hermione G.
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2915 - Favs: 5,660 - Follows: 2,697 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Thousand Shinji by Academia Nut reviews
Shinji is his father's son, and with a little mentoring from an unlikely source, he will learn the ways of plotting and scheming, along with a few other useful skills. Gendo is so screwed. And so is everyone else. Crossover
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 139,409 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 2,202 - Follows: 1,035 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Shinji I. - Complete
Spirited Away and back by Tigerman reviews
A new home, a new school. It's true it can be scary. This is the story of Chihiro after she got back from the Spirit World. This is a Christmas gift of two years ago for my Gf, , that I still love.
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,346 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
Enveloping Love by Cheeruplilemokid reviews
Mina has been through heartache and back many times, what happens when its all become too much to handle. Rei can't help but notice the change in her friend. Shoujoai. ReiMinako. Yep, another repost.
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,451 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/9/2005 - Rei H./Raye/Sailor Mars, Minako A./Mina/Sailor Venus - Complete
Not Myself by Princess Alexandria reviews
Christy isn't normally a person to get involved in things that don't concern her, but that all changes when she takes in a mutant teen. AU and will eventually be femslash - COMPLETED
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 381,439 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 10/9/2004 - Published: 3/22/2003 - Complete
Uncharted by Everbay reviews
People go through growth & recession- When Ron turns to abuse for control on Hermione, she turns to rekindle her lost fire to somewhere and someONE unfamiliar. Fleur Delacour. Fem-Slash, first attempt; very unPotter-like COMPLETE R&R (HGFD)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,364 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/21/2004 - Published: 10/4/2003 - Hermione G., Fleur D. - Complete
The Game of the Gods by Limyaael reviews
COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
Unexpected Pleasures by Kerisempai reviews
A case of mistaken identity leads to questions for Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,399 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/7/2002 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Elaborate Lives by Kanna-Ophelia reviews
Life's not easy for a Hufflepuff who knows she's a Slytherin at heart. Either Molly or Lucius could offer Narcissa a route to salvation or.. .something else... but shadows inside are not so easy to chase away. saffic femmeslash, AU, abandoned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,413 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/22/2002 - Published: 8/27/2001
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Lilo's War reviews
Experiments handled and Ohana restored Lilo now spends her time juggling her duties as Ambassador with school and play time. But there is trouble brewing in the galaxy and she'll place herself right smack in the middle of it. Because it's the right thing to do. Rated Mature for war, death and violence.
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,408 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/6/2016 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Lilo P., 626/Stitch
Kick in the arse of the Wizarding World reviews
Hermione life suddenly changes, courtesy of an experiment conducted by herself from an alternate, future universe. You'd think messages from the future would have more then vague hints and a headache. Or was that from fighting the troll. CH1-3 Beta-ed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,575 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 900 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Hermione G.
Deadly Decisions reviews
Haruno Sakura that actually caught a glimpse of the real world and woke up to smell the blood. Basically a 'what if' preview of what could have happened if Sakura didn't revert after the Chuunin exams. No princess to be rescued here. No pairing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,819 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 1,525 - Follows: 616 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
A Toast to Fate reviews
Ran into a plot bunny that onoM put out to infect others and just had to type this up and since they asked to see the story if someone would take it up. It bit me so here we go: Dark!Hermione. More of a snippet than a story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete