LilStripedTomato
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Joined 10-11-04, id: 686059
Author has written 20 stories for Smallville, Lost, Codename: Kids Next Door, Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, Starsky and Hutch, Walker, Texas Ranger, Harry Potter, Monk, and Marx Brothers.

~UPDATE - Saturday May 21st, 2:35 a.m.~

Greetings, all! I am happy to report that I have just written, typed up, and posted the very first chapter of my very first Marx Brothers story entitled Murder! It's a rather long chapter, as far as my chapters go, and I rather like it! So go check it out and leave a review, por favor!

I'm also happy because yesterday Tommy convinced me to go to the opening of Star Wars 3 with him, like he did with the last one. Of course I agreed (I just can't say no to him, darn it!) and I must say that it is much better than 2, though it did make me cry when you know who did you know what to the you know whats at you know where. I can't say more because I don't want to give it away, but it's so sad! I must admit that Hayden Christiansen was a much better actor in this one, not so wooden and stiff. And Ewan MacGregor was superb! Plus little Yoda was adorable and flippy! It's a must-see! I'm not one for Star Wars but even I admit that it was a great movie. Unfortunately I didn't see anyone in strange costumes at the theater. Sad.

However, today something horrifying happened to me! Whilst getting ready for the job interview I had today (which went rather well, by the way) I couldn't find my green blouse and came down the stairs to look for it as I was getting ready and in a hurry. Unfortunately Tommy had neglected to tell me that he was having a friend over for lunch. A very male friend. A very heterosexual male friend. A very heterosexual male friend who I had only met like once before. So here I am running into the kitchen in slacks, shoes, and a bra and I see some strange man sitting at the table and staring at my chest! Talk about embarassing! Well, after finding my shirt I'm on my way out the door when the guy has the nerve to hit on me! Honestly, I'm not even safe in my own home! Why does this stuff always have to happen to me?

I'm almost completely over the incident, however, and am currently eating some yummy coffee flavored yogurt and listening to Motley Crue, waiting for inspiration to strike me. I feel like writing, but apparently my muses have all gone on holiday. How sad. But I did start a new story, so I feel rather accomplished. Of course, I wrote it about four days ago and just now got around to posting it, but that's completely irrelephant!

I've also been having another filksong bouncing 'round in my head. This one's gonna be about Moody and done to the tune of 'Lydia the Tattooed Lady' by Groucho Marx. It's been in my head for about a month, but I haven't written it down or elaborated on it or anything. It should be entitled Moody the Paranoid Wizard, I think. I was also considering collaborating all of my filksongs into one story called Hogwarts, A Musical. Whaddayathink? But then I'd lose all my lovely reviews. I'm undecided, I've been pondering. I'll get around to posting the new song soon.

And a couple of weeks ago I wrote a lovely Hermione/Draco fic called Frank Sinatra Syndrome for the wonderful Cyropi of fiction.net for the gift exchange. It's my first attempt at mushy stuff, so please be nice if you review.

I've gotten many lovely reviews lately, thanks to all who sent one my way! Keep 'em comin'! They do make me smile so!

I plan on updating my Love Potion and Snapeman stories soon, so all rejoice! Yes, it's been a while. I apologize, there were circumstances beyond my control and I shall have new chapters up soon.

Anywho... Go check out my fiction already, what are you waiting for? Don't sit here and listen to me ramble about myself, be amused and entertained by my lovely works of fiction!

~Lil


~LILSTRIPEDTOMATO'S BIOGRAPHY THINGY!~

I am an 18 year old female, a democrat, a vegetarian, a college student (university, to those in the UK), an animal-rights activist, a practician of the lost art of silent comedy, a good cook, a mechanic, a non-trend-follower, an aspiring cryptozoologist, a chocoholic, a dedicated Marxist of the Harpo persuasion, and obviously a fanficion writer.

My favorite movies include Moulin Rouge, Animal Crackers, A Knight's Tale, Tombstone, First Knight, Beauty and the Beast, A Night At the Opera, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, The Others, Pirates of the Caribbean, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Benny and Joon, Guys and Dolls, Phenomenon, Duck Soup, Phantom of the Opera, Star Wars: Episode 3

My favorite actors include Johnny Depp, Ewan MacGregor, Fred Astaire, the Marx Brothers, Tim Curry, John 'Buster' Keaton, Jackie Chan, Ben Stiller, Frank Sinatra, Charlie Chaplin, John Travolta

My favorite books include anything by Stephen King, Dean Koontz, or Edgar Allen Poe, the Harry Potter books, the Lord of the Rings, the Narnia chronicles, the children's poem books by Shel Silverstein, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

My favorite musicians/bands include the Beatles, Def Leppard, Elton John, Frank Sinatra, Barenaked Ladies, Mozart, Los Lonley Boys, the Doors, the Monkees, Puffy AmiYumi, Queen, Aerosmith


~QUOTE OF THE DAY!~

Percy wouldn'trecognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy
~Ronald Weasley, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire


~SONG LYRICS CURRENTLY IN MY HEAD!~

Oh, I need your love, babe
Yes, you know it's true
Hope you need my love, babe,
Just like I need you

Hold me,
Love me,
Hold me,
Love me,

I ain't got nothin' but love, babe
Eight days a week.

~Eight Days a Week by the Beatles


~FANFICTION I ENJOY and DON'T ENJOY!~

I enjoy the fanfiction worlds of Harry Potter, X-Men, Justice League, Lord of the Rings, Starsky and Hutch, Tombstone, Dragonball Z, Star Wars, and anything else that sparks my interest at the moment.

I like genres that include, but are not limited to, humor, mystery, poetry, drama, and sometimes romance, if it is tastefully written.

I will read slash if it is tastefully written and the pairing makes sense. For instance, if it was Snape and Lupin and was nice and un-graphic, then I would read it. If it's got a strange pair, like one I read recently, then I will not read it. I was reading a story about Lupin getting trapped in a Gringotts vault and Snape having to rescue him but getting attacked during the full moon and I'm like 'Hmm, this is interesting, he's gonna be a werewolf' but then in a later chapter it reveals that Snape and Dumbledore were married? Can we say 'ewww'?And what does that have to do with anything?

I also am not fond of cross-generational romances, like Gimli and Gandalf, Harry and McGonagall or some such nonsense.

And I read stories of all ratings, but don't read ones that are pure violence or sex. For example, 'Starsky ran around and killed everyone in the police headquarters with a sword and then went outside to go slaughter some pedestrians on the sidewalks' or 'Hermione and Professor Flitwick went around the school finding different places in which to shag like bunnies' are not really what I'd like to read about.

These things just aren't my cup of tea. So if your story is described in the 'things I don't like to read' categories, don't email me and ask me to read it, K? Because I'll read it and then write you back that I didn't like it and then you won't like me anymore.

Other than that, if you think you've got a story that I'd like and you'd like my opinion, please tell me the name of it in a review or email. I'll be sure to read it and give my honest opinion in a cheery review!


~CURRENT STORIES IN PROGRESS!~

Murder!- One chapter written, one chapter posted. It should have another coming up soon, I've been thinking of writing one like this for a while.

The Adventures of Snapeman and Wolf Boy!- Written in comic-book form for about three chapters, only a little bit is typed up and posted. But be sure to look for more soon!

Adventures In Gimli's Beard- Written on paper all the way up past Chapter 9. Haven't written anthing on it since late November/early December. I'll get around to typing up what I have and maybe even writing, maybe!

Love Potion Number 9- Wrote it long ago, lost the notebook, am trying to remember what happens next. I will post as soon as I do remember, for if I don't type it up I'm liable to forget it the next day. Again, I'll get around to it eventually!

KND Operation: BABYSIT! (Brothers Aren't Behaving, Yes Sitting Is Hard!)- Like two chapters on paper, no more in my mind. I'm stuck on it, haven't written anything for it in forever and a day. I'll get around to posting what I have eventually!


~THANKS!~

I appreciate all reviews very much, they make me smile! So go read one of my stories and leave a nice review, por favor! I should be updating Beard and Potion soon, I promise! And I have another idea for a Monk story, very sweet and mushy, I just have yet to write it. Reviewers get a cookie, too!

Feel free to email or AIM me if you want to chat, tell me how you like my work, or anything! I am bored anddesperate for something to do other than work!

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Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,501 - Reviews: 2292 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 2/2/2003 - A. Sinistra, Severus S.
It's Ok, Master, the Force hates me, too by Rae of Rosemary reviews
Just a fun little peice where Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon discuss who the Force hates the most. Guest appearence by shocked Council Members.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,409 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 4/29/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J.
Jack to the Future by SmittyChittyBangBang reviews
Jack is accidently sent 20 years into the future and discovers what becomes of the “Legend” of Captain Sparrow. Can he find a way to return to the past in time to save his future?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,702 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 1/30/2005
HP and the Scrolls of Slightly Silly Stories by La Mouette Lunaire reviews
Hogwards has faced and conquered threats of most threatening nature. Now it's time to face a new fear. Now it's time to face... something slightly silly. Current scrolls: The Chamber of Worse Secrets, House Elf Upgrade
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
What There Is In A Bottle Of Ink by Master Of One reviews
When Harry is finally able to leave Privet Drive for good, Remus starts to really live. But how will Harry react when Remus decides to start dating again? And what kind of man will he bring home? [slash, WIP. RL?, not Harry]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 104,672 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/3/2006 - Published: 1/1/2005 - Remus L.
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 2949 - Favs: 3,772 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
To Regain Lost Time by lordhellebore reviews
COMPLETE: Lupin has been missing for six months. When he's found in bad conditions, Snape makes a discovery that changes everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,124 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/20/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Balance by rabbit and -v-Jinx-v reviews
Hogwarts is under siege, and it's going to take everyone to find a way out of danger. Chapter 23, The end of the story, at long last.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,055 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 2/11/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Home's the Farthest Way by ReeraTheRed reviews
Sequel to The Wounded. When a semicure for werewolfism goes wrong, Lupin is transformed into a woman, and must either choose to stay in that form, or lose the benefits of the cure. RLSS COMPLETE. Totally AU now after Half Blood Prince.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 80,150 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/24/2005 - Published: 11/9/2004 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
The LOTR Limericks Strike Back! by Avalon Estel reviews
BWAHAHAHA! Yes, a sequel to Elven Vanity, and this time without the Fellowship!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/5/2005 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Complete
The Chase by A-blackwinged-bird reviews
A tribute to the Torino and the chases that made the show so special. One-shot.
Starsky and Hutch - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,867 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/26/2005 - Complete
Staffroom by Bouncebackability reviews
Teachers have souls too. A different look at the staff as actual human beings at random lunchtimes and free periods
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/28/2005 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Remus L., Severus S.
Lightning by Starsky's Strut reviews
Hutch gets hit by lightning and a very strange thing happens.
Starsky and Hutch - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,486 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 4/21/2005 - Published: 12/24/2004 - Complete
Childlike Innocence by Carlotta Snape reviews
After a accident involoving a potion, Professor Severus Snape, is turned into a child. What happened, and will they be able to turn him back before some unknown evil finishes him off?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,509 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/15/2005 - Published: 3/19/2004 - Severus S., Remus L.
Snape's Adventures In Muggleland by Avalon Estel reviews
Alu returns, and this time with a new fic! The day to day adventures of one Severus Snape as he struggles to survive around Muggles, Death Eaters, Dark Lords, and idiots. Loads of Death Eaters and stupidity!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,703 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/11/2005 - Published: 2/1/2005 - Severus S., Voldemort
Leprechauns by Avalon Estel reviews
What if Elves had St. Patrick's Day? What if they were considerably unintelligent Mirkwood Elves? And what if Legolas dragged Gimli (literally) into it? Oh, the insanity... [COMPLETE]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,770 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/16/2005 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
The Morning News by Clere reviews
Breakfast, the morning paper, and what it's like to grow old. Remus-Severus
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/14/2005 - Remus L., Severus S.
I'm Bored by Avalon Estel reviews
By Alu. When the Marauders are bored...well, let's just say it's not pretty. No slash! [One-shot: COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/11/2005 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
You and I got Something by Dimitri t reviews
Getting together isn’t easy in their line of work, but somehow Wally and John manage it; evil robots, best friends, and Yellow Lanterns be damned. (Complete)
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,157 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/7/2005 - Published: 9/12/2004 - Complete
Pinpoint by Starsky's Strut reviews
Starsky POV from The Fix alley scene.
Starsky and Hutch - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Complete
Commodore Sparrow by SmittyChittyBangBang reviews
One minute Jack is fighting a storm on his ship, the next, he's wearing a wig and chatting with the Governor. What happens when a pirate captain finds himself in charge of the Royal Navy ?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,249 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/25/2005 - Published: 2/2/2004 - Complete
Time for a little Something by wuemsel reviews
A case leads the guys to 'Disneyland'. Just a fun story.
Starsky and Hutch - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,505 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/21/2005
Eat by Starsky's Strut reviews
Starsky and Hutch have been missing for two months. One of them is found, but he's not talking or eating.
Starsky and Hutch - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,291 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2005 - Complete
The Drawbacks of Gills by Avalon Estel reviews
Can't really say much or I'll ruin it. Let's just say that Krum's got a little problem. Set after the Second Task in GoF. [One-shot:COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/10/2005 - Complete
LotR Christmas! by Tengasha reviews
Christmas carols Lord of the Rings style! Ch.16 now up!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 3,736 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/24/2004 - Published: 12/11/2003
Come Here Often? by Tear22 reviews
Based on a mental image I had after leaving the doctor’s office for what seems to be the millionth time these last three months, (long story) about Tear being asked the oldest pick-up line in the book, from none other than the infamous Brock. R&R!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2004
A Little Holiday Spirit by Starsky's Strut reviews
A little holiday story. Enjoy!
Starsky and Hutch - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Complete
Hammock by The Green Pilgrim reviews
Faramir makes a hammock, much to Éowyn's dismay. Cutefluffy one shot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/16/2004 - Eowyn, Faramir - Complete
Elven Vanity, and other FOTR Limericks by Avalon Estel reviews
A series of limericks about the Fellowship. Believe me, it's funnier than it sounds. Thank-you's for all my reviewers, your opinions are very dear. [COMPLETE]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/28/2004 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Complete
The Shaving of Hutch by Honesty reviews
A mysterious man has been hired to do a very dangerous job in Hutch's apartment.
Starsky and Hutch - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,912 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/6/2004 - Published: 10/30/2004 - Complete
Deception by A-blackwinged-bird reviews
Here goes my first S&H fanfic... please send feedback! -There's a death and Hutch is to blame...
Starsky and Hutch - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/25/2004
Death by Starsky's Strut reviews
Death comes calling.
Starsky and Hutch - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/21/2004 - Complete
My Lord Thy Blood Pressure! by Terachi Kaishaku reviews
Written in an overblown, humorous imitation of Tolkien's writing style, this explains just why Glorfindel wasn't in the movie.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,197 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/19/2004 - Published: 9/16/2004 - Elrond, Glorfindel
The Wounded by ReeraTheRed reviews
Voldemort is dead, it's over, but happy endings are harder than that. Alarmed by Snape's behavior, Lupin is forced to impose a strange kind of therapy on his friend. Can being transformed into a creature with a simple heart heal a damaged spirit? AU now.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,039 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/17/2004 - Published: 9/12/2003 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
On Fire by bloodredcherry reviews
A story about routines and realizations... it's a KateWat fic. read it! you know you want to
A Knight's Tale - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2004 - Complete
Sonny by Starsky's Strut reviews
POV Missing scene from Survival
Starsky and Hutch - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,278 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Complete
Diaries of a Dungeon Dwelling Moron by Gedia Kacela reviews
The true-life occurances of one Severus S. Snape, sure to bewitch your mind and ensnare your senses.... er, perhaps not. Filled with bitterness, discoveries, and plenty of spite towards the starry-eyed Astrology professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,960 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Severus S.
Practically Brothers by ReeraTheRed reviews
Former Title: The Essential Qualifications. Lupin gets Snape to talk after the events of OotP. Hurt comfort, but not slash. FINISHED. AU as of Half Blood Prince.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,421 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/16/2004 - Published: 8/1/2003 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Two Eight Zero by wuemsel reviews
An undercover assignment goes terribly wrong for Starsky. NEW CHAPPIES UP
Starsky and Hutch - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 82,377 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 23 - Updated: 10/21/2003 - Published: 10/14/2003
Family Matters by drama-princess reviews
Harry, Snape, and Sinistra must pose as a Muggle family over the summer holidays-- and in doing so, don't only discover a web of intrigue in the Order of Phoenix, but something about themselves as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,870 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/20/2003 - Published: 12/29/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
For the Weary by drama-princess reviews
“I have seen death, Potter. It can destroy you. Tear apart your entire life. And you act as though you and your little friends are immune to it.” After Sinistra’s death, Snape finds surviving is sometimes that hardest thing of all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,652 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/19/2003 - Severus S.
The Consequences of Muggle Medicine by drama-princess reviews
One hot summer afternoon, Snape gets a cold. All's well and good, but when you're living as a Muggle, Pepper Up isn't exactly available to you. . . set in the Family Matters universe, but not part of the official storyline.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Severus S.
There's a Dwarf on my Back! by The Phantom reviews
A ridiculously humorous series of poems revolving around some of those awkward moments in TTT... Now up: Sharku! With his lament 'There's a Ranger on my Warg!' Prepare for a bizarre and unforgettable trip through the movie we know and love.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/31/2003 - Published: 1/16/2003
I May Know the Word by Meredith Bronwen Mallory reviews
Radar explains how and why he knows things before they happen. (slight slash)
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2003
The Christmas Gift by LongLostLove reviews
A Christmas story focusing on Sydney and Gage (of course!) Wasn't really sure what Genre to but it under. It's corny and I was not sure if Gage had mentioned anything about his family in eppys that I have seen. So just pretend we've never heard about his
Walker, Texas Ranger - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,782 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/29/2001 - Published: 12/22/2000
The New Years Resolution by LongLostLove reviews
You know it! A Syd and Gage fic about being happy and what it does to people. If you like Syd and Gage I bet you'll love this fic!! I hope you love this fic. hehe! It's sorta short but, it's sraight to the point. Thanks so much!! :)
Walker, Texas Ranger - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/2/2001
Consequences Great by Java Voice reviews
Some things are easy, other's aren't, and it's living with them that can kill you.
Walker, Texas Ranger - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,256 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/14/2000
Kisses and Repercussions by Java Voice reviews
Just a short little vignette that takes place after Sydney kisses Gage in the episode Wedding Bells.
Walker, Texas Ranger - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2000
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Murder! reviews
Everyone is gathered at a spooky mansion for a friendly game of Murder. But it turns out to be not-so-friendly when there is a real killer on the loose! Join the brothers in their amusing antics as they solve the mystery, or die trying!
Marx Brothers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,611 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/20/2005
Frank Sinatra Syndrome reviews
Hermione and Draco go for a little midnight fly and Hermione contemplates the meanings of hearing old Frankie crooning in her head.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/29/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Adventures of Snapeman and Wolf Boy! reviews
Yup, our favorite Potions professor has decided to become a superhero! And he's got a faithful sidekick! And they have silly adventures! Chapter 3 now up, read and enjoy! And as always, review, por favor!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,640 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/9/2005 - Published: 3/24/2005 - Severus S., Remus L.
That is Quidditch! reviews
Fred and George try to teach young Harry what Quidditch is all about with this lovely song! It's based on Dean Martin's tune, That's Amore! Hope you enjoy, please read and leave a review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/3/2005 - George W., Harry P.
Love Potion Number 9 reviews
Snape has unknowingly been the victim of a love potion and all of the women in Hogwarts are after him! Now Snape, with the help of Lupin, must find out what is wrong with everyone and stop the madness! Chapter 5 now up, enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,744 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/18/2005 - Published: 1/4/2005 - Severus S., Remus L.
How Could You? reviews
Just an amusing argument between Snape and Lupin. It's a double drabble, so it's short, but funny. And it's not slash. Anywho, read and enjoy! Oh yeah, and review as well! And Happy St. Patrick's Day!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2005 - Severus S., Remus L.
Adventures In Gimli's Beard! reviews
The long awaited sequel to the Cheesy Game Show, WHAT'S IN GIMLI'S BEARD? Fourth chapter now up, finally! Hope you all enjoy! And as always, please review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,066 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 2/7/2005 - Published: 12/16/2004
Welcome to Old Hogwarts! reviews
Dumbldore decides to write a new school song that will appeal to his students. Unfortunately, he listens to Guns N Roses for inspiration! How will it turn out? Hilarity, indeed! Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/3/2005 - Albus D.
Germs! reviews
Monk explains the dangers of germs to Benji, with an exciting musical number written by Weird Al! Please read and review, it's my first Monk fic! And HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Monk - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12/31/2004
Little Red Hermione Hood reviews
Songfic. Little Red Hermione Hood is on her way to grandma's house with a basket of chocolates. Little does she know a Big Bad Chocolate-Loving Werewolf is lurking, waiting to get her sweets!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/13/2004 - Remus L., Hermione G.
WHAT'S IN GIMLI'S BEARD? reviews
It's an exiting new Cheesy Game Show hosted by Merry where the contestants , you guessed it, find out what's in Gimli's beard! Last chapter now up! What happened to Gandalf? Please review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,279 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 12/10/2004 - Published: 11/19/2004
All I Want For Christmas reviews
Just a short and sweet holiday story! A certain Texas Ranger is worried that he won't get what he really wants this year! Read and find out just what that is, and if he gets it! And please review!
Walker, Texas Ranger - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/9/2004
The Curse of Christmas Fruitcake reviews
This is a funny little story about Starsky's taste in food, and how Hutch suffers from the Curse of Christmas Fruitcake! Please read it and review, I'll give ya a slice if you do!
Starsky and Hutch - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/5/2004
Junky LTD, Revamped! reviews
This is a story for A-blackwinged-bird, who dared me to put my song in a story! It's how Starsky really feels about Hutch's lovely LTD, and what he does to change it!
Starsky and Hutch - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/3/2004
Cabin Fever! reviews
This is what happens when Barbossa's crew spend too long at sea, they catch the dreaded CABIN FEVER and sing a lovely musical number that should make you laugh!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/27/2004
When You're A Professional Pirate reviews
Jack teaches Will what being a pirate is really all about, with an amusing musical number!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/27/2004
A Long, Long Way to Go reviews
songfic. Sam has a hard time after Frodo leaves, he just can't say goodbye. please review and be nice.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/11/2004 - Samwise G., Frodo B.
Operation LOSS reviews
L.ove O.ften S.tops S.uccess. Wally and Kuki play basketball. Short and sweet. Please Read and Review, and be nice! I'll give ya a cookie if you do!
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/11/2004
Peanut Butter reviews
Oneshot, short story. Claire wants peanut butter, and Charlie's going to get her some. This is my first story posted, so be nice. please review! I'll give ya a peanut butter cookie if you do!
Lost - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/11/2004 - Charlie, Claire - Complete
The Real Superman reviews
I wrote this to express my thoughts about Christopher Reeve, a true hero. It's here because there's no Superman movie category. Feedback is greatly appreciated, but be nice, as I am new to ff.net.
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/24/2004