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Joined 10-12-04, id: 686089
Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, and Prince of Tennis.

Name: Brittany

Age: mid 20's. Yes, I am old

Capricorn to the core. Middle of the road Republican. Writing fanfiction to break up the boredom of my life.

Currently single and working on college degree.

OK, on to the misc. stuff.

Hmm, fave animes:

InuYasha, Naruto, Yu Yu Hakusho, Trigun. G Gundam. I am more like Meryl from Trigun. Work-a-holic and a stickler for the "by the book rules."

Fave couples:

NO ONE IN HOLLYWOOD. I hate tabloids.

Inu/Kagome: Will read it, will write it, will support it.

Sango/Miroku: DUH! It's so obvious.

Neji/TenTen: They are simply perfect. They balance each other out nicely. Plus they look cute together.

Kakashi/Anko: I have a sardonic sense of humor. Heehee.

Vash/meryl: Our hero needs a strong woman in his life.

COUPLES I HATE:

Itachi/Sakura: Um, this just won't happen. She is seen as too weak for him.

Iruka/Kakashi: OK-Iruka is not gay! He is a nice guy.He is a responsible, dedicated adult.

Yaoi in general. Unless the creator specifically implies that the character is gay, I find that most of those stories are hard to believe.

Any character/OC. The whole point of fanfiction is to use the given characters and create a marginally believable sub plot. I hate when people insert themselves. It lacks originallity and I find them boring. We clicked on the anime to read about the anime, not some obscure character that lacks definition and depth.

Incest: Must we really do fanfics on this topic? Come on people.I understand that these stories are ficticious, but incest is hard to pull off. Most times, the characters are sloppily thrown together and the story has no real plot.

I also hate stories that involve the characters playing truth or dare, or spin the bottle. Maybe it's just me, but they are so over done. Most of the time, the characters end up doing stupid stuff that just isn't funny except to the writer. If you are going to write a comedy, make it something we can all appreciate. Stories developed at the spur of the moment by some obscure joke, usually end up flopping.

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Four or Five by Link and Luigi reviews
Everyone undergoes outrageous tests to prove they're worthy of attending a very prestigeous tennis camp.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 57 - Words: 108,644 - Reviews: 879 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Complete
An Honest Mistake by dave-d reviews
Tsunade has Sai address an assembly of shinobi, giving them all a chance to get to know him better. A misunderstanding on his part leads him to say things he shouldn't have. UPDATE: three separate stories in this continuum have been consolidated here.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,848 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Complete
Count to Three and Say Goodbye by shy-hinata reviews
Atobe thinks he's irresistible with the ladies. Ann just might be the one to prove him wrong.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,656 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Atobe K., Tachibana A. - Complete
It's Not What's Believed by Saphire-Moon reviews
When Momo gives Ryoma an Ultimatum, will he act? Sakuna and Ryoma, yeah in the beginning it does sound a bit MomoxSakunoish but give it sometime and then you'll be happy! R&R me first Fanfiction
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,930 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/31/2007 - Published: 3/27/2007 - E. Ryoma, R. Sakuno
Caught in the Rain by xxkoffeexx reviews
A sudden downpour and loss of direction brings two people together in a “fateful” encounter. [TomoxKai]
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,510 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/10/2007 - O. Tomoka, Kaidoh K. - Complete
I Saw Sensei Kissing Santa Claus by Hikari Midori-chan reviews
Every year, the Fourth Hokage was the village's Santa Claus. Now that his time had passed, the tradition moved onto the next generation. What do our favorite teams want for Christmas? AsumaKurenai OneShot R&R Please! Happy Holidays!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Asuma S. - Complete
Grace by Kilerkki reviews
ANBU rookie Yuugao is out to prove herself, not to accept help from random strangers. Hayate just missed the memo. [Oneshot, vaguely HayaYuu]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Hayate G., Yugao U. - Complete
Visiting Hours by serenphoria reviews
Neji had visitors after the failed mission. Only he never knew. [Spoilers for Rescue Sasuke Arc]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Neji H. - Complete
Yosh! The Power of the Hyuuga Youth! by Lady Jaye1 reviews
A shocked Neji learns that Rock Lee and Maito Gai have brainwashed his only son. Let the blood bath begin.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,069 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Neji H., Lee R.
Missives in Pink by syaoran no hime reviews
Nejiten. The craziest things people do for love start at age seventeen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,588 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Neji H., Tenten
Girl Talk by sna reviews
A hospital ward is just about the only place the kunoichi of Konoha have time to stop and chat. Set during the 3rd Ninja War. Starring Anko, Kurenai, Shizune, Suzume and Rin. Multiparter. Part 4 up! COMPLETED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,429 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/2/2006 - Published: 5/4/2005 - Kurenai Y., Anko M. - Complete
For Once by Chiharu-Chan reviews
[KiriAn] He was free and needed someone to bring reality back to his life. She reached high but always stood firm. They didn't need to come into each others' life again, but they did, and hoped it was a good thing. Kirihara x An. Post Anime.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,809 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/20/2006 - Published: 7/13/2005 - Tachibana A., Kirihara A.
Most Special Valentine by noomma reviews
Sakuno has made Valentine's Day gifts for everyone, but she has a bag for her Most Special Valentine. Unfortunately, it's not for Ryoma.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,106 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/14/2006 - R. Sakuno, Karupin - Complete
Icha Icha Romance by Senko-Chan reviews
Jiraiya's new book is causing a bit of a stir. JiraiyaTsunade
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
Why Sake Bottles Are Better Than Men by Kopykat Kakashi reviews
Hokage Tsunade calls a meeting to address kunoichi enrollment. The discussion takes a different turn when sake is served. Find out what the women Anko Kurenai Shizune think of the men of Konoha! R for suggestive language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,950 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/4/2005 - Published: 1/7/2005 - Complete
Barely There by BVtBear reviews
Tenten has grown tired of waiting around for a certain someone and is not afraid to make the first move. One shot. NejiTenten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Complete
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Future Past Mistakes reviews
Now in their 20's the gang is all grown up. Can a career minded woman come to terms with a past crush, or is she doomed to count the days until spinsterhood?
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2007
The Haruno Files: Confidential reviews
Hindsight can be a dangerous thing in the ninja world. Especially if you are Haruno Sakura. What will become of this mess that has been created?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,612 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/22/2006 - Published: 8/30/2006
Manic Adventures reviews
Growing up and hating every minute of it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2006
War of Hearts reviews
The Sound was defeated. How will Konoha recover and what will be found in the midst of this recovery? NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,714 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/22/2006 - Published: 10/24/2005
HeeHee reviews
After a night of drinking, a whole can of worms is inadvertently opened. Damn. NejiTenTen eventually
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,811 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/9/2006 - Published: 3/4/2005
Waffles reviews
It's Naruto's Birthday. What does Hinata have in store for him? One shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Complete