by Cathartes reviews
Between the living and the dead, there can be no competition.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,318 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
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Tyr and Beka get marooned in the Maru on a hostile world, set about season one before it all turned to crud under the control of Sorbules. Strong adult/sexual themes, hence the M.
Andromeda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,438 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Beka V., Tyr A.
Come to me reviews
A prequel to 'talk to me'. Jane finds out who Red John is. Kind of going for an intense 'fic noir' feel. I'm probably going to end up with a series of these.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Patrick J.
Talk to me reviews
A psychological study of Jane thinly disguised as a Mary Jane. How the fact that he is a borderline sociopath gets past the bulk of Mentalist fans is beyond me. Look up the Hare scale and see how many boxes he ticks on it if you don't believe me.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,030 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Patrick J. - Complete
The Toytown Strangler reviews
A warped and very short parody of the Mr Men and Little Miss genre. Who strangled Little Miss Naughty and why?
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: T - English - Parody/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
America's Number One Serial Killer reviews
A very short piece of daftness inspired by a joke. Not to be read if you are a dead serious JB fan.
Murder She Wrote - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/27/2004