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Joined 05-12-01, id: 68639
Author has written 8 stories for Final Fantasy I-VI, Legend of Dragoon, Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy X, and Invader Zim.
Updated: le 22 avril
It's the year 2003! Wow!

I have an account at Deviant Art now! My nickname is Fausta, as ya can guess if you know me. Check out my stuff if you have the time!

MY MESSAGES:
(1) AGH! CURSE YOU, SPENCER! How dare you find my account!! Don't read anything! ... Oh, so how're ya? Hope you enjoy Fanfiction.Net. There're so many great authors here, and I'm NOT one of them. ^_^ Enjoy your Spring Break too. Don't work TOO hard. But you BETTER get an A in Chem or, OOH, I'm gonna be so mad at you. Yeah.
(2) I wonder if anyone sees these notes. Ah well. I just wanna say, RogueStar, keep up the good writin'! And I hope you're enjoying the springtime!

Why are you continuing to look through my profile?? What is your interest? What do you wanna know!? Aggghh!! ...Whatever, I guess. Lol.
I'm a fifteen year old atheist. And my hair is straight, dark brown, and about three feet long! Yaaaaay!
NoooOoOO... my grades... WHY can't I just force myself to study?? WHY am I SO lazy??!?! I want straight A's like my friends.. Is that too much to hope for!?

NOTA BENE: You see my e-mail adress there?? That, dearies, is my NAME. Yeah, yeah, my last name is weird, I know. And don't worry about the pronunciation! I've heard about six different ways people've said it. Oy.

CURRENT QUOTE:
I cannot paint an angel because I have never seen one.
-Courbet

MY CURRENT OBSESSION:
Nothing, I guess... Hm. Beated Grandia today! Still need to do the Tower of Temptation sidequest, though.

Ooh, check out some fics of some of my fave authors, ya don'tcha? Them's some GOOD authors!!
And my fave fics! A mixture of humor and horror! My preferred genres. (I can never remember how to pronounce genre. Hm...)

Ah, keep the language Latin alive, everyone! I must say this! I love Latin! It's eliminated in our lousy high school now though. But that will not stop me! Mwa hahaaha!!! I will take it in college, or something! Sigh, I CAN'T learn Latin from Gaius Stern after all... My parents will NOT take me to U.C. Berkeley to learn a language they deem unnecessary. *grumble*

I registered as an author because I like fanfiction. Yeah! And I love to write, even though I'm rather bad at it. But, I can't get any better by griping. I need practice, right??

--Fausta

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Final Fantasy 7: Farcical Insanity by RedClyde reviews
The many insane and humorous adventures of the FFVII crew. If you like comedy and FFVII, please enter...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,179 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/21/2003 - Published: 11/29/2001
Autopsy Report by Rumer reviews
~~COMPLETE~~A forensic pathologist sees the results of Silent Hill and it ain't pretty. Stay tuned for the sequel! ^_~
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,425 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/13/2003 - Published: 6/4/2002 - Complete
Duck, Dog, and Boy with Key: Kingdom Hearts by Silver Neko reviews
Kimahri tells the beloved tale of the 3 people who do things...with KEYS! Winnie the Pooh will EAT you!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,441 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/3/2002 - Published: 10/5/2002
LOD: The Book of Rambles by Rap's reviews
NEW RAMBLES!!!! Each chapter is a story-ramble and each story-ramble is a threat to your sanity. This is my book of LOD rants- fanfiction craziness like no other! Yes- be afriad!!
Legend of Dragoon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,832 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/15/2002 - Published: 4/6/2001
When the Coffee Pot Runs Dry by Kwee reviews
What happens to a certain caffeine-dependent Professor when he is suddenly devoid of coffee? Chap. 10 UP! WARNING!! This is NOT your average IZ story...^_~
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,186 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/18/2002 - Published: 12/16/2001
Promises to Keep by Mess reviews
Auron backstory vignette. Spoilers. Which really means I can't properly describe it at all here. Um, d'oh?
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2002
Vagrant Story and the Jerry Springer Show by Chibirya reviews
Tons of fun and some more bad shonen ai humor! ^_^
Vagrant Story - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,264 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2001
Swan Song by Amanda1 reviews
"Commander Grissom searches for revenge on Ashley Riot in the aftermath of the battle in the Snowfly Forest. Fate is cruel, and voices in the head are more than imagination..." Please give feedback, good or bad.
Vagrant Story - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 45,551 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/29/2001 - Published: 1/3/2001
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The Idiot Trio Wars reviews
Yay, le's go sabotage stuff!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 78,957 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/25/2002 - Published: 2/3/2002
Monsters and Musings reviews
Several FFVII poems, and some random thoughts on it. Ah, scratch what I said about my Cid poem.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/4/2002 - Published: 8/10/2001
FFX Poems reviews
Ah well, I couldn't think of a better title. Help, people?? Wannabe poems for Auron, Bras, Jec, Lu, Seym, and Yunales!!
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/14/2002 - Published: 1/5/2002
Pain reviews
~I saw his pain, but... he couldn't see mine.~ ^___^* ~I can still dream.~ The chapters are sorta just random glimpses of Anima's soul. Blah, blah. I need to write more..
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/8/2002 - Published: 1/5/2002
After the Nightmarez reviews
The sequelling story ta my 'Nightmarez' ficcy. Please read and review!! Hope ya likes!! Another chapter up!
Legend of Dragoon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8/31/2001 - Published: 8/29/2001
The Jade Dragoon Spirit reviews
The title pretty much sayz it all. My first angst fic! Hope ya like it!! Read and review, please!! ^_^
Legend of Dragoon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7/22/2001
Nightmarez reviews
The Dragoonz get nightmarez!! Courtesy of pureVENOM, of course!! ^_^ PG13 for mild language, OOC-ness, vi-o-lence, and general strangeness.
Legend of Dragoon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,248 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/18/2001 - Published: 7/17/2001
A Cid Poem reviews
A poem for the Cids. They deserve one! Ah, my very first submission of fanwork.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/4/2001
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RedClyde (5)
RogueStar (12)
Rumer (4)
Silver Neko (10)