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Joined 10-12-04, id: 686536, Profile Updated: 10-15-13
Author has written 22 stories for Anime X-overs, Saiyuki, Beyblade, Spiral, Metropolis, Digimon/Pokemon, Shaman King, Samurai 7, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

(October 15th, 2013)

Real Name: Smiley Joe (Always)

B-day: Oct. 18th

Age: 24

Location: Family Room

Mood: Ugh, gross...I think I'm coming down with something...

Uploads: Nothing, but I'm planning on posting chapter five of Cardverse soon.

Updates: I'm about halfway through chapter 12 of cardverse and hoping to start another chapter of TMA. It's been a LONG time since I updated my USCan fic.


What I'm Watching:

Anime: Hetalia: TBW (special episodes), One Piece (Season Four)

Anime on Hiatus: Digimon Xros Wars, Gosick, Baccano (vol. 4),

Anime Pending Start: Digimon Xros Wars Hunters, Pandora Hearts, Soul Eater

Non-anime: Downton Abbey Season Three

Non-anime Pending Start: Doctor Who Season Eight (50th anniversary special)


What I'm Reading

Manga: Happy Marriage!?, Pandora Hearts (after a long hiatus), Midnight Secretary, Demon Love Spell, Stepping on Roses, Afterschool Charisma, a variety of Yaoi Manga

Manga Pending: High School of the Dead, The Vampire Bund

Non-Fiction: 1000 Years of Annoying the French by Stephen Clarke, Power Traps by Paul Adams,

Non-Fiction Pending: 1812 by Pierre Burton

Fiction: Paris by Edward Rutherfurd

Fiction Pending: Generals Die in Bed by Charles Yale Harrison

Don't be surprised if you see books on here for a long time. It takes me FOREVER to get through them - esp. when I'm reading multiple things at once.


TOP THREE ANIME - PAIRINGS

Legend: OTP (One True Pairing), MHP (Most Hated Pairing)

In Digimon I'm:

PRO- Daikari (DaisukexHikari - OTP), Daikeru (DaisukexTakeru), Takumi (TakuyaxIzumi), Rukato (RukixTakato)
ANTI- Taiora (TaichixSora - MHP), DaiKen (DaisukexKen - MHP), Takari (TakeruxHikari), TaichixAnyone that isn't me (save maybe Koushirou...I might let that one slide), Jurkato (JurixTakato), Koumi (KoushirouxMimi - MHP)

In Beyblade I'm:

PRO - KaixMax, MariamxMax, TakaoxHiromi
ANTI - Kaix Anyone that's not Max (ESPECIALLY KaixTakao!), JohnnyxRalf/Robert

In Hetalia I'm:

PRO - USCan (OTP), FrUk, PruHun, Spamano
ANTI - USUK, PruCan (MHP), Franada, CanadaxCuba, CanadaxAnyone who isn't America (though it IS a headcanon that Netherlands has a secret crush on Canada)

These are pairings that I like and don't like. But don't get me wrong! I'm not in the habit of flaming someone for liking a pair that I don't (as long as you're not an idiot about it). If you're pro- USUK or Takari or KaixTakao don't think you have to avoid me or anything...simply liking the same show is good enough ground for having something in common!

On a Side Note: Is anyone else out there a Napoleon/Elizabeth (AfterSchool Charisma) shipper? I hope so.


UP COMING STORIES:

A Mystery Hetalia!

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No Regrets, Just Love by Loreyulia reviews
Almost every couple in the world shares the most intimate part of themselves, with one another at some point. So, after a few months of dating, the same applies to Maora and Maguri. This is about their first night together, and how much a simple song can set the entire mood. Companion piece to Deliver Me! And To Appreciate Art.
Gentlemen's Alliance Cross/紳士同盟† - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,190 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/14/2013 - [Maora I., Maguri T.] - Complete
The Missing Spark by XxTwistedEverAfterxX reviews
Matthew's lonely, and filling the void in his chest with sex, alcohol and cigarettes can only help so much. In search of love, he signs up to dating websites and speed dating circles, trying someone that can fill that emptiness. Despite his need, a fear of being left behind stops him from getting too close to people. One man still tries.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,087 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/24/2013 - America, Canada - Complete
Canada's World by Fred-the-Moose reviews
America looked down at the paper, glancing at the address. Vancouver, Canada. How could anything in Canada be better than NYC? Can't spell SMUT without M Heads up: Canada is powerbottom.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,563 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/25/2013 - America, Canada - Complete
I'm So Lonely by Mina1914 reviews
Arthur, as a punk rocker, is lonely, and hates everyone. Until he meets a specific Frenchman who cures his loneliness.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 116,193 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
The Pursuit of Happiness by woodbyne reviews
Alfred and Matthew built their company from Alfred's garage up. When Matt's safety net breaks and his secret comes out, will their fragile happiness crumble, too? Can Alfred go against his very nature to fix what he didn't even know he broke? Am/Can Fr/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,473 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Snow House by GreyMoth reviews
It's just another routine trip to the Arctic for Canada; or it was until America decided to show up. Kink Meme fill Americest
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,117 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/22/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Generation Vice by FanSlewFantasy reviews
AU. Alfred Jones is a bright young teacher with family problems and an iffy past. Matthew Bonnefoy is a shy, well raised child with a minor superiority complex and sweet nature. Angsty yaoi and a taste of the forbidden fruit is bound to ensue. DL,DR
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,871 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 9/7/2011 - America, Canada
All Sexy on the Western Front by americalovesthecockpit reviews
CRACKY AmCan! America and Canada find an abandoned tank during WW2. And have sexy times in it. While calling the enemy Axis on the radio and forcing them to listen. An epic trolling and lulz ensue.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,160 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/5/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Digimon Gaia Intermission Chapter:Gaia Rally by Ritdracmon reviews
An "Around the World" Rally starting from Australia and ending in the Digital World. With the X2011 Prototype One Make Race and the DigiQuartz Real World is too dnagerous ,be prepared for some fast-paced hair-raising ride!
Crossover - Digimon & Gran Turismo - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2011
Snow and Scones by Squishyy-Mo reviews
ONE SHOT. England has been ignoring France for a couple of days now. France, feeling ignored, decides to come up with a naughty little plan to draw attention from his beloved Angleterre. France POV, boyxboy yaoi FrUk
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,767 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Fight Like A Girl by transemacabre reviews
WW2. Belgium and England will always have Paris. Rated M for mature content, sexual situations, war. Belgium/England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2011 - England/Britain, Belgium
Working Off Steam by hetaliareference reviews
England is drunk and horny and might not be so opposed to sleeping with France, so France does what France does best. France/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Sorry, I love you by Europe28 reviews
"Well me and Matty were just wondering, and he said I should ask you, Are you in love with France?" That had been the question, and of course he had replied in the negative; but why did he feel so awful for having done so.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,953 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - France, England/Britain - Complete
You've Got Mail by ChibiLaryla reviews
Laryla gives Yoh and co. a computer with an email address but they never suspected the evil girl would give their address to many fangirls too! Now these poor people deal with their fans...one email at a time!
Shaman King - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,629 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 8/29/2005
Horo Horo burns down 4Kids HQ by Stargirl-Washu reviews
Enraged by the edits made by 4Kids. Horo Horo organised a petition to stop Anime being ruined by 4Kids only the President isn't interested so Horo Horo decides to burn it down with the help of Ryu and Amidamaru One Shot!
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Horohoro U., Amidamaru - Complete
THE BEST STORY EVER WRITTEN: PART FOUR! HELL YEAH! by Ugly Pink Machine reviews
The second to the last installment in the series! Sara meets a strangely appropriate demise, Setsuna craves nipples and Kira admits his inferiority to his awesome brother. Fun abounds.
Angel Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2005
THE BEST STORY EVER WRITTEN: PART THREE! by Ugly Pink Machine reviews
Back by popular demand! ...Sort of! Michael continues his sad, sad fantasizing. Rated for Mika's filthy little mouth and sick mind.
Angel Sanctuary - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2005
Fantasy Dreams by Ice Archeress reviews
CHAPTER 46 (finally! Back in Kailee's Kingdom, Kai's hostility still remains and the group experience little team effort. But how can they reach their destination when the land just disappears from below?
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 154,623 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/14/2005 - Published: 6/6/2003
THE BEST STORY EVER WRITTEN! PART TWO! OMG OMG! by Ugly Pink Machine reviews
A story too great to be it's own chapter, I've uploaded it as a new fiction! Raphael's given Michael Vicadin to keep him sleeping, in hopes of never having to read one of these again. This is the result.
Angel Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2004
THE BEST STORY EVER WRITTEN by Ugly Pink Machine reviews
Rated solely because of language as the whole thing is narrated by Michael. Please don't hurt me...
Angel Sanctuary - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2004
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The History of the Four Kingdoms reviews
It all began with a coronation ceremony...When the Royals of the Hearts Kingdom visit the Kingdom of Clubs after Yao and Mei are crowned the Club Monarchs a spark between the two Queens sets off a chain of events that will put the safety of The Four Kingdoms at risk. Multiple Pairings. Cardverse. Some changes to Heta Cardverse positions - see inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,337 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Germany, England/Britain, America, France
Take Me Away reviews
Matthew lives in a warzone between his biological father, Francis, and his stepfather, Arthur. One day things change when Matthew meets Alfred, the son of an American billionaire. The two run away together and travel the globe to escape it all. USCan, FrUk, others along the way...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 124,379 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 7/26/2012 - America, Canada
Keep Your Mouth Shut reviews
After England reveals one of France's secrets at a U.N. meeting the Frenchman puts a plan of revenge into action. Oneshot. M to the extreme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,280 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/10/2012 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Top Ten Awards reviews
A large, random ceremony has been put together to honour countries for their achievements. Current Award: Best Bars/Pubs
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,350 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011
Nightmares of Regret reviews
After a failed G20 meeting the G8 with Spain, China and Romano take a few days to relax in the English countryside. When half the group goes missing, members of the other half search for them. Collapsing into sleep they must battle their greatest fears.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,442 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012
An Illegal Affection reviews
Set in 1720s London, Arthur, a new law graduate, is robbed on the street. After being dragged into a crime fighters society he runs into Francis, a travelling Frenchman. The two develop a rather unusual and illegal relationship. Plot with some smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,860 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
France's Sexy New Year Secret reviews
England gets drunk at France's New Year party and fights with Germany. France takes England back to his place to rest...but that's not what happens. FrUk, hints of GerIta. Yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,624 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/3/2012 - France, England/Britain - Complete
My Brother's Pain reviews
After the events of 9/11 Canada, America's neighbour, is all too eager to lend a helping hand. Something the Canadian says sparks a memory in America of Canada's own tragedy. Halifax Explosion, 1917 NO PAIRINGS! Two Part.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,838 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Canada, America - Complete
Just Jealous reviews
England and America are getting closer and Canada, being pushed aside, is becoming "jelly". USxCAN, Yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,373 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/23/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Multiple Stories in One reviews
The Samurai gang have split up and decided to produce their own shows.
Samurai 7 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,059 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 10/6/2006
The Interview Show: Saiyuki reviews
In the long running Interview series it's Saiyuki's turn to be interivewed! Chapter 3: Yaone and Goku
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,554 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Complete
The Interview Show: Shaman King reviews
Holly once again is interviewing another show, and this time it's Shaman King! Buy your ticket and come see the show to find out how the various characters are doing! Chapter four interviews: Jun, Manta, Ren, Horo Horo
Shaman King - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,517 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/14/2006 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Complete
Switching Dimensions reviews
Some thing crazy has happened and the Digidestined are forced to survive the beyblade world, while the bladebreakers are forced into the harsh lands of the Digiworld. Can Davis and his gang protect the sacred bit beasts, or will... DISCONTINUED
Anime X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,774 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Complete
The One I Can Never Have reviews
The sequel to The Thing I Can Never Have. This time it's Kai's battle with Brooklyn. After the BEGA battle is done however, can Max and Kai finally comfront each other about their feelings or will their love be over before it even started...? KaixMax
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,176 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/26/2006 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Max T./Max M., Kai H. - Complete
The Best Story Ever! By Gojyo reviews
Gojyo's bored...'nuff said. DISCONTINUED...sorry
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,907 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/19/2006 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Complete
The Interview Show: Pokemon reviews
OC character, Holly has a chat with Ash Ketchum, but it takes an odd turn. Taichi and Yamato show up too!
Digimon/Pokemon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Complete
RBST: Help Group reviews
Robert and various characters from different shows have story telling problems. Dr. P'g does her best to help them change their ways. Beyblade, Digimon, Shaman King, Cyborg 009, Simpsons, Fairly Odd Parents, SpongeBob, Duel Masters
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Complete
The Interview Show: Beyblade reviews
My first of three interviews with the BladeBreakers. Please be nice, as I wrote this a little more than 4 years ago. The host, Holly, is supposed to have to an interview with the bladebreakers, but Kai goes missing to the gang must go find him.
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Complete
The Interview Show: Metropolis reviews
P'g's original character gets to sit down with some characters of the Metropolis movie. Other shows make an appearance too.
Metropolis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Complete
This is a Story reviews
One Shot Fic. Just a humourous telling of a random day...until Kousuke gets mad and cancels the fic...
Spiral - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Complete
The Thing I Can Never Have reviews
It's Max's battle against Mystel in the BBA BEGA match. Max is troubled by whether he can win or not. This gets him thinking of Kai. Kai, half conscience, is in the crowd watching. He instantly reaches out to the blonde. KaixMax
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Max T./Max M., Kai H. - Complete
A Never Ending Sequence of Nonsense reviews
Each BBA blader tells their account of a humourous day at the zoo. DISCONTINUED
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/10/2006 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Complete