Gaarasama
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Joined 10-13-04, id: 686867
Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, Yu-Gi-Oh, and Fairy Tales.

ABOUT ME
don't you just love it when you wake up one morning and realize that you are an extremely perverse little girl? then struggle to fall asleep that night after realizing that the perversion will no longer be appropriete in a few years (not that it ever was appropriete) but will be frowned upon when you become older?
and do you ever have that sinking feeling when you think about how you're pervertedness will probably result in you:
a. NOT getting a boyfriend (because you'll most likely scare the poor guys off)
b. sitting at home (alone might I add) wondering if you'll ever lose your virginity (that even though your mind is polluted by rain from the gutters, you still might not be able to walk the walk when it comes time?)
c. writing stories about other people losing their virginity (something you hope happens to you but never does)
well HA! I laugh at you! what a sad life you lead. I on the other hand am totally normal and will NEVER have those kind of problems (as you can so clearly see by the vast amounts of fanfiction I continuously write)

OTHER NONE IMPORTANT STUFF THAT ONLY STALKERS WANT TO READ
Q. a/s/l you smexy girl?
A. 15/f/Toronto

Q. that's hot, what's your name?
A. Angela, what's yours?

Q. that's for me to know and you to find out. however, I will continue to ask you a serie of questions that you must answer.
A. that wasn't a question!
Q. SILENCE SMEXY GIRL!
A. I told you my name is Angela...
Q. YOU ARE WHO I SAY YOU ARE. NOW BOW DOWN TO MY AWESOME-NESS!
A. fine...but don't expect me to like it! and you can be certain that I will make it my duty to hit my head upon this pavement.

Q. mwahaha, now that you have bowed down to you and bumped your head, what, pray tell, do you like?
A. tacos, burritos...
Q. FOOL! you must tell me in ALPHABETICAL ORDER!
A. why would...
Q. DO IT!
A. art, being sick (but not throwing up, puking, having diarrhea, or being constipated), burritos, chocolate chip cookies, deviantART, fanfiction, graphic novels, manga, perverts (who are not old or fat or ugly or bald), tacos, and YAOI

Q. very well. and what don't you like?
A. in alphabetically order?
Q. why would you say it in alphabetical order? are you retarded?
A. but you said...
Q. never mind what I said.
A. ok...
pause
Q. why aren't you telling me what you don't like?
A. because you said not to mind what you said
Q. didn't I tell you not to mind that!
A. yes but...
Q. but what?
A. but nothing
Q. exactly. now that we have that settled, tell me your dislikes.
A. I don't like people who are dense...
Q. you're dense
A. I don't like cherries, corn, travelling, and feeling fat.
Q. you are a strange child.
A. indeed I am

THE OH-SO-LOVED LEMONS FROM MY STORIES

WRITTEN BY THE OH-SO-LOVELY YAOILOVER S
Living in Captivity, Chapter 2: http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_ch.php/79614/261065/
Living in Captivity, Chapter 6: http://adultfan.nexcess.net/aff/story.php?no=544170675

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A Fractured Fairy Tale by xxzombiesglow reviews
When you're a devious, somewhat irregular slave for your slightly evil stepmother, there's only one solution: Crossdressing. BoyxBoy/slash/mxm. A twist on the fairytale 'Cinderella', because not all endings are happy ones. Rated 'M' for future chapters.
Fairy Tales - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 83,783 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 6/20/2006
Portrait of a Demon by Quinn Anderson reviews
Inuyasha learns what it truly means to love someone more than life itself. SesshInu.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,018 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru - Complete
Pet by cutiechibi reviews
UPDATE! This story is discontinued because it's in the process of becoming a published, original novel! Please check the tumblr link on my profile for more details!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,180 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 11/3/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pain's Stoic Pleasures by Chronoquest reviews
[COMPLETED!]Gatou’s Auction House is the place to go to participate in an underground slave trade of young boys. Uchiha Sasuke is a wellknown customer of one night rentals, but what happens when he wants to take one of the top five home? SasuNaru, OroNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,253 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Interview with a Queer by cute.red.Bunny-chan reviews
An interview done by me to a few of my gay friends about commonly asked questions about yaoi and yuri. Here is the real life answers.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/16/2007
Accepted, Happily Ever After by SprohmC reviews
TWINCEST, FredxGeorge. George thinking of his brother. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/19/2006 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Out On The Town by Ren Apple reviews
Sasuke and Kakashi go out, and find out just how much fun they can have outside of the apartment.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Little Red's Fairy Tales: Book 1 by Apple and Kiwi reviews
[SLASH] Wicked fairies, gender confused princesses and a perverted Wolf. Oh, my. Poor Red. Looks like his misery in the land of Fairy Tales has just begun.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 102,642 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/19/2006 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Complete
The Prince Who Spoke Gibberish by Clar the Pirate reviews
or The Princess Who Overslept
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/20/2006 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Complete
Stubborn Demon by MyWonderfulOblivion reviews
Dante's bored and begs for Vergil's attention. [Yaoi][DxV]
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Complete
Can We Talk? by Roby Carr reviews
A sequel to Let's Talk About Sex. More Wyatt and Jude time courtesy of Jonesy. !fluffy wyde slash!
6teen - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Complete
Let's Talk About Sex by Roby Carr reviews
Wyatt and Jude spend some time bonding as best friends do. !pwp, oneshot!
6teen - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Jude L., Wyatt W. - Complete
Happy Birthday, brother by MyWonderfulOblivion reviews
Lady brings the twins to somewhere special for their birthday. Summary sucks. Yaoi, shounen ai, incest, twincest
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,000 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Complete
A Secret I'd Never Tell You Revised and Redone by Illusions of a Fox reviews
Sasuke’s got problems, just not the ones you thought you knew about. SasuNaru and other terribilities o.O An edited and rewritten and hopefully better version of the original one put on hiatus sometime last year.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,881 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
I Wanna be a Porn Star by FilthyxMind reviews
AU The Title, I think, explains itself.
Queer as Folk - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/11/2006
Lazy Love by Noniechan reviews
[Drabble 29] A collection of drabbles revolving around the cute pairing of Shikamaru and Naruto. Yaoi. ShikaNaru. Happy Holidays!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 18,932 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 12/26/2005 - Published: 12/20/2004 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U.
The Little Engine That Could by Snape with Oranges reviews
When two strapping young men of questionable background meet at a shindig what will the result be by the end of the night? Especially since both parties have different agendas. JPSS. SLASH Rated M for a reason. Don't like, don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/20/2005 - James P., Severus S.
Flames of Purgatory by rAiNwAtEr reviews
Love happens in weird ways. It's often hidden behind the face of hate. Would you face the flames of purgatory to have your love returned? When by the gods your love should never be. But harbor a love too long and it will set your soul ablaze... Inusess
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 97,263 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 10/4/2005 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru
I Bleed Black by Chronoquest reviews
DISCONTINUED. Two boys, polar opposites, face trials that normal kids have only heard of in movies. They know they must rely on each other to pull through, but is it just too dangerous for them to be friends - or even more? AU, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Poetry - Chapters: 39 - Words: 127,314 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/8/2005 - Published: 6/25/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Second Chance for Romance by Otaku-works reviews
BokuxMarikuRyouxMalik yaoi fic rated R for very very mild sex scenes and vulgar language Boku and Mariku run into eachother again after 3 long years. Mariku is in the process of winning over the coldhearted Boku, but then a lot of bad things happen.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 51,850 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/4/2005 - Published: 12/22/2004
Best Wishes by Beloveddorian reviews
Revised Joey left his number when he signed Kaiba's yearbook. He never expected the CEO to call over ten years later.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,344 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/31/2005 - Published: 1/3/2005 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi - Complete
Living A Lie by Dhampir reviews
After Naruto's almost murdered, Sasuke decides to take him away from Konoha for three years... (Sasu-Naru) COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 117,477 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 1,345 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 4/20/2005 - Published: 1/16/2005 - Complete
Storybook Romance by cutiechibi reviews
UPDATE! This story will no longer be updated. It may be turned into an original story in the future.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,703 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/21/2005 - Published: 7/30/2004 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Sin's of the Father by rAiNwAtEr reviews
What would you do if you found out your nightmare was true? The monster of your dream your own father and his prey your own brother? InuSess
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,718 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/30/2005 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru
Cutting Through It All by Dhampir reviews
Yuki's hiding something from Shuichi, leaves for days on end and is acting cold again. With Yuki reverting to his old self, Shuichi is slowly breaking down. Complete!
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,562 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/25/2005 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Complete
A Not So Innocent Joke by freewater reviews
Yaoi:SetoJou: Seto and Otogi team up to humiliate Jou once and for all. Kaiba must get Jou to fall in love with him before dumping him, but will he be willing to do it when he finds something with the puppy that he never had before and desperatly wants? C
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,978 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/10/2005 - Published: 7/25/2004 - Complete
In Sickness and in Health by Crimzy reviews
YAOI- 5x3. Sanzo is injured by a demon who also wields a gun. Gojyo stays by Sanzo's bedside and on the bed itself...
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,579 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/7/2004 - Published: 10/4/2004 - Gojyo S., G. Sanzo - Complete
Call of the Spider by God of Insanity reviews
Something or someone calls to Sesshoumaru, and the great dog youkai lord cannot resist the call, so he follows the lure. Yaoi and etc. Warning inside fic.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,019 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/8/2004 - Published: 5/29/2004 - Sesshomaru, Naraku
Only You by nikki3 reviews
Chapter Four uploaded! AU. ItaSasu. Shounen-ai. For as far back as he could remember, Itachi was always told that he was insignificant. Expendable. His only purpose of existence was to protect the main family's heir, a boy five years younger than he was.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,225 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/4/2004 - Published: 6/10/2004
Something Nice for Christmas by Occurs reviews
Joe smiled at that, and Dex blinked. He knew that smile, and it was usually reserved for fast machines and faster women. (JoeDex waff)
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2004
Overwhelming by Sekai-no-Hi reviews
Seto is making Jou miserable, and things only get more complicated with Otogi involved. Yaoi
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,989 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2004
Angel Eyes by freewater reviews
Yaoi: Vegeta abuses Trunks for years, until he is found and rescued by Gohan, but at what price? And will he be sent back to his father when his secret comes out? Rated R for swearing COMPLETE
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,996 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/18/2004 - Published: 12/2/2003 - Gohan, Trunks - Complete
Snogging In The Classroom by sprinklesandwhatnot reviews
Cosmo is a teacher at Fairy World University, and Timmy comes and visits him. Warning! There is no plot whatsoever! And since I didn't know what Cosmo's last name was or if he had one, I gave him my favorite actor's! Ewan McGregor!
Fairly OddParents - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Complete
Years Gone Bye by One Feather reviews
Complete! The gang meets at a class reunion ten years after graduation, where they dig up the past and expose old wounds. A TJSpin for a change. haha R&R!
Recess - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,335 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/21/2004 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Complete
The Fox Prince by elincia reviews
A ridiculously stupid parody of the Frog Prince, starring Sasuke and Naruto. SasuNaru, ItaOro
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/17/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
An Innocent Joke? by freewater reviews
Yaoi: SJ: Jou gets into a car crash and loses his memories. Seto takes advantage of it and tells him that he is his personal servent, but will he tell the truth when he realises that he loves him? Reposted COMPLETE
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,518 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/4/2004 - Published: 4/28/2004 - Complete
On Your Knees by Shibarania reviews
Naruto has lost a bet with Sasuke, and now must be his slave. What unearthly things will Sasuke make him do? [YAOI; sasunaru; ch. 2 UP]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,191 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 4/8/2004 - Published: 11/11/2003
I Touch Myself by freewater reviews
Yaoi: Don't like it don't read it, a songfic from the Divinyls. GhxTr
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2004 - Gohan, Trunks
Ode to Fornever by mysticVigil reviews
Brief angsty ditty from the POV of George, years after Hogwarts, years after he’s lost touch with his best friend. Language, onesided twincest. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/19/2003 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
God Forsaken Bedsheets by Wednesday Ghost reviews
TWINCEST, blurb. Gred and Forge sleep in sunday morning. The threat of a disturbing discovery on Molly's part is ominous. The bedsheets feel it is their higher calling to keep the twins together.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/27/2003 - George W., George W.
Something to Talk About by Dai-onna and Enkidu reviews
Jou/Otogi. After both boys are caught in a compromising position, rumours are spread about them around school, and the two former rivals--Aw, just read the story!! Yaoi. ^_^
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,343 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/10/2003 - Published: 7/2/2003
Virtue by Cieraco Sheys reviews
A kitchen, two horny assassins, well... a cute POV fic. Finally the right version is here.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2003 - Aya/Ran F., Omi T.
To Make the Season Bright by Tsukino no Kodomo reviews
Christmas isn't always merry and bright, especially for Seto Kaiba. So when Jounouchi sees how the holiday season affects Seto, he sets out to make everything right, starting with 25 gifts for each day leading to Christmas. Can Jou make Seto's holiday a h
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,473 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/25/2002 - Published: 12/10/2002
Alone by Gargoyle with a Smile reviews
Rated R for isues of death, mild cutting. How do you cope when one half of your soul is missing?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/1/2002 - George W., George W.
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Pleasure Island reviews
[slash] I takes 'em to Pleasure Island. No, no. There's no risk. They never come back...as BOYS! Tyce was one of these abused kids. But unlike the others, he unwillingly developed a love for his captor a love that might never be returned.
Fairy Tales - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,259 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/27/2006 - Published: 8/22/2006
Living Sunshine reviews
Naruto had a horrible past, a past untouched. Will Sasuke manage to uncover the truth, and make Naruto realize that love applies to anyone, no matter who or what gender you are? [sasunaru] [yaoi] [complete]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,898 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/12/2005 - Published: 1/11/2005 - Complete
The Undead Magick reviews
A boy who grew up in a community of magick, and a boy who grew up with the undead. Witches and vampires, magick and undead, do they mix? The answer is unknown, but we’re about to find out. [sasunaru] [yaoi] [discontinued]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,858 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/21/2005 - Published: 1/12/2005
Slaving for You reviews
Sasuke is working at playboy magazine, and Naruto is working as his personal slave. What more can I say? [sasunaru] [yaoi] [complete]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/20/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Complete
Ultimate Destruction reviews
Marik and Bakura blows up the world! MWAHAHAHAHA! [oneshot]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Complete
Pink? reviews
Summary: It’s kind of hard to summarize, it’s just sexual humor. If you need a summary, it’s basically about Bakura and Marik who happens to switch back to their hikaris at a very inconvenient time… [One-shot] [Yaoi]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2005 - Complete
Living in Captivity reviews
Sex slavery was not what Sasuke would have preferred, and he couldn't wait 'till the day he gets out. But then Itachi comes back in his life, and uses him for sex, Sasuke puts aside his pride and prays for his blond lover to save him.[yaoi] [complete]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,846 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/7/2005 - Published: 10/23/2004 - Complete
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