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Joined 10-13-04, id: 686917, Profile Updated: 09-02-12
Author has written 59 stories for Naruto, Dragon Ball Z, Harry Potter, Kingdom Hearts, Tsubasa Chronicle, xxxHOLiC, Chrono Trigger, Fullmetal Alchemist, Final Fantasy VII, Guilty Gear, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, Discworld, X-Men, and World Ends With You.

I'm pretty slack about updating this account these days. If you want to see what I've been writing recently, your best bet is my Livejournal. I also have an account over at AO3 which archives all the same fic posted here, plus a few others which required NC-17 content ratings or otherwise weren't allowed here under ff.net's long and irritating list of rules.


Fanart

Blood and Sand by risachantag, for my fic Thicker Than Water, linked from here rather than there due to ff.net's no-links-in-the-text rules. Very creepy. Very nicely done.

Boy Who Saved the World, also by risachantag, companion pic for Daughter of the Man Who Saved The World. A really lovely take on what a younger Videl might have looked like.

Light-sabre keyblade! (and other Star Wars paraphernalia) by ericaleev. She's writing her own Kingdom Hearts/Star Wars doujinshi, so this isn't technically for my KH crossover fic, but she was nice enough to send me this link, and I loved her design so much I had to share it.

Leon, Yuffie and Aerith by thano, for the Of Flower Girls and Falling Stars series. Younger versions of the characters - in some neat little original costumes too. She calls it a WIP, but it's pretty damn nice work even as it is.

Pirate Watanuki, Doumeki and Yuuko by mushroom18 for the pirate world of my xxxHOLiC AU series. Featuring long haired, shirtless Doumeki and a very cutely confused little pipe fox.

Chibi Sin and another sketch by sora-mito for The Story of Pants on a Stick. Believe me when I tell you she draws the most adorable chibis imaginable.

Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1215 - Favs: 2,131 - Follows: 192 - Published: 1/8/2002
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Let Slip the Dogs of War reviews
Kink-meme request fic spinning out of the canonical alternate universe seen in Cable & Deadpool #15-16. Or, War wasn't telling the whole truth about what happened to the Deadpool of his universe. [Cable/Deadpool, guest-starring the New Avengers]
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,966 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Wade W./Deadpool
The Opposite of Death reviews
So you die, and then you get over it and get on with your life. Neku and friends get their first chance to trade notes on some of the stranger side-effects to come with being alive again. Contains some light Shiki/Eri and Joshua/Neku implications in later chapters.
World Ends With You - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,932 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Neku S. - Complete
Unsinkable reviews
An alternate take on the goodbye scene from Cable & Deadpool #42. Cable/Deadpool
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Wade W./Deadpool - Complete
Garden of Eden reviews
Ky is not at all prepared to find himself running into a suspiciously familiar face in the early 21st century - to say nothing of finding himself in the 21st century to begin with. Sol/Ky
Guilty Gear - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,789 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Ky Kiske, Sol Badguy
Kai
AU, written for the Reverse Racebending challenge. If one detail can change the course of history; the birthplace of one Ky Kiske could at least force it to get there by a different path.
Guilty Gear - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,883 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Sol Badguy, Ky Kiske - Complete
Five More Years reviews
Guilty Gear: The Missing Link didn't tell us much about Sol and Ky's reunion. This isn't because there was nothing much to tell.
Guilty Gear - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Sol Badguy, Ky Kiske
The Third Degree of Denial
Set in the same verse as 'The Story of Pants on a Stick'. Ky's trying to be helpful. Sol isn't. From an outsider's point of view, sometimes it's hard to tell the difference. Sol/Ky
Guilty Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Sol Badguy, Ky Kiske
The Gratuitous Vampire AU
Gears or vampires, it's all just another day's work for the Holy Order. But they never do quite manage to screen some of their more unusual recruits as carefully as they ought to either. Sol/Ky
Guilty Gear - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,994 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Sol Badguy, Ky Kiske
Skin and Bone reviews
Ky is injured in battle. Sol and the rest of the Order try and fail not to overreact.
Guilty Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Sol Badguy, Ky Kiske - Complete
The Lost Boys
Order Commander Sol, Jellyfish Captain May, and the harsher realities of a world without much left to lose. Set in the alternate timeline from the Side Black drama CD.
Guilty Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,198 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Sol Badguy, May - Complete
Electricity reviews
Sol watches a newly promoted Ky trying out the Fuuraiken for the first time, and makes an unusual proposition. Or, fighting may not be much of a substitute for other activities, but occasionally it comes close.
Guilty Gear - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,751 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Sol Badguy, Ky Kiske - Complete
Happy Birthday
Shameless Sol/Ky birthday fluff, originally written for posting on November 20, the date Ky's official bio gives for his birthday.
Guilty Gear - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Ky Kiske, Sol Badguy - Complete
Wait and See reviews
Sol was expecting the argument. He wasn't expecting what Ky did later. Set in the late war-era, but going rapidly into AU territory as of the very first line.
Guilty Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Sol Badguy, Ky Kiske
SolKy ficlets
A couple of unconnected ficlets on the same theme.
Guilty Gear - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 536 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Sol Badguy, Ky Kiske
Quod Erat Demonstrandum reviews
Ponder attempts to teach a few things to Young Sam. No cows were harmed, or more than temporarily displaced, in the writing of this fic.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,773 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Complete
Red
Sometime after the events of the Side Red/Side Black drama CDs, Sol catches just enough of a hint of I-no's part in the Battle of Rome to draw all the wrong conclusions. Some implied Sol/Ky, though mostly due to I-no's dirty mind.
Guilty Gear - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,267 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Sol Badguy, I-No - Complete
Will Not Rest reviews
Shortly before the events of GGXX, Millia finds reason to change her mind about an offer the IPF made her some time before.
Guilty Gear - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Ky Kiske, Millia Rage - Complete
Magma to Ash reviews
War era fic. The absence of a certain Sol Badguy from the Order's ranks doesn't actually make Ky's job any simpler.
Guilty Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,822 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Complete
Collateral reviews
Arresting Sol might have given the IPF enough work over the years, but making him stay arrested is a whole other kind of problem. ⌈Implied SolxKy⌋
Guilty Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,801 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Complete
xxxHOLiC Alternate Universes reviews
A collection of short snippets from various xxxHOLiC AUs. So far: Pirates, Vampires, Piffle World, Medieval, Hired Guns, Superheroes, Post apocalyptic. Contains some DoumekixWatanuki
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,527 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 9/10/2007 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
The Movieverse reviews
If there are infinite worlds out there in the CLAMP multiverse, there are bound to be plenty less likely than this one.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Complete
The Story of Pants on a Stick reviews
Guilty Gear Overture fic. When crack theories go ferral, this is where they wind up. Or in other words, that mysterious new Sin character had to have come from somewhere, right? [SolxKy]
Guilty Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,717 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Complete
Cold Water reviews
In which there are two Holy Order knights, an unscheduled trip through the wilderness, and not nearly enough privacy. [implied SolxKy]
Guilty Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Complete
Chain of Command reviews
Preseries. Ky didn't become Commander of the Holy Order at sixteen without leaving a story or two behind him along the way.
Guilty Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,386 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/8/2007 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Complete
The Order of things reviews
Two perspectives on Sol's departure from the Holy Order, and the events leading up to it.
Guilty Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Complete
Catalyst reviews
Crossover with Fullmetal Alchemist. Whatever trouble the Tsubasa crew wind up in, there's always going to be a feather involved somewhere in the middle of things. And when it's the Elric brothers, it's never going to be the Philosopher's Stone.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,343 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Complete
Better than nightmares reviews
The human subconscious is a dangerous place to spend the night. [Mild EdgeworthxPhoenix]
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Complete
Game Over reviews
Even in death, Ky just won’t give him a break. [SolxKy, set in the alternate universe from the Side Red and Side Black drama CDs]
Guilty Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Complete
Five Ways They Might Have Met reviews
Alternatively titled 'Five Arguments That Might Have Started It All'. Watanuki's mentioned a couple of times that he and Doumeki fought from the first time they met, but he's never quite gotten around to telling us why. [Some DoumekixWatanuki, others gen]
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,933 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/30/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
xxxHOLiC ficlets reviews
Short, unconnected ficlets about the boys. May contain traces of donuts.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,203 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 8/16/2007 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki
Never Was reviews
When you lead a life as unusual as Doumeki's, the line between dream and reality has a tendency to blur a little.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Complete
Safety Margin reviews
The sort of things that can happen around Himawari are nothing to laugh at. Some of Watanuki's ways of dealing with the problem, however, are a different matter. [DoumekixWatanuki]
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,113 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Complete
Routine and Surprises reviews
Watanuki decides there are certain things Doumeki needs explained to him, in a manner assuring no possible further misunderstandings. [DoumekixWatanuki]
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete
The Magician reviews
It’s a long journey from spiritbait to Magician of Space and Time, but some things don't have to change so much in the process.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Complete
Pickup Lines For Ninjas reviews
The process of getting Yuffie on your party actually requires a couple more steps than your typical walkthrough would have you believe.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Yuffie K., Cloud S. - Complete
That part where you have to meet the family reviews
If you think hiding a relationship from living relatives is hard, hiding it from deceased relatives is impossible. Fortunately, it's also completely unnecessary.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/21/2007 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Complete
Extenuating Circumstances reviews
This is not the scene where supernatural forces coerce them into having sex. This is the argument they had afterwards.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,537 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/19/2007 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Complete
Just Another Tuesday reviews
Crossover with Discworld. Watanuki meets Death, though fortunately not on official business.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,801 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Complete
Cripple Mr Onion reviews
Crossover with Discworld. Yuuko meets a witch of a rather different variety.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Complete
The Long Way Home reviews
Behind the scenes, the Traverse Town crew had their own story to tell during the events of Kingdom Hearts. [Conclusion to the 'Of Flower Girls and Falling Stars' series.]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,584 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Aerith G., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
Kingdom Hearts Crossovers reviews
A few other worlds Sora and co might have visited along the way. [Doctor Who, Naruto, Tsubasa, Star Wars, Yu Yu Hakusho, Chrono Trigger, The Matrix, Dragonball]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,303 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/31/2007 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Sora, Roxas
Cloud reviews
Traverse Town gets a lot of visitors, but few of them ever stood out so much as this one. Written as a sequel to 'Of Flower Girls and Falling Stars', though there shouldn't be any crucial need to read them in order.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,943 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Cloud S., Aerith G. - Complete
What You Wish For reviews
Crossover with xxxHOLiC. Ed and Al stumble on to a shop which deals in an unusual sort of merchandise.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Of Flower Girls and Falling Stars reviews
Preseries Aerith fic. This is the world that would become Hollow Bastion, in its final days.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,091 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 1/7/2007 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Aerith G., Leon/Squall L.
Insight reviews
Doumeki recalls something of no importance which his grandfather may have been trying to tell him, some number of years ago.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Complete
Snakes on the Epoch reviews
Because snakes have this thing about invading flying vehicles.
Chrono Trigger - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Complete
Dreams of Land and Sky reviews
Locked in his capsule in the Twilight Town mansion, Sora dreams of home. [Sora, Roxas, Riku]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2006 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Bad Luck reviews
Bad luck has various ways of being contagious. Set post chapter 119. [Watanuki, Doumeki]
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
Waiting reviews
Syaoran's good at waiting. Based on the conversation between Syaoran and Mokona in chapter 129.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Complete
Riku drabbles reviews
A series of Kingdom Hearts drabbles, 100 to 200 words in length. All Riku's perspective, set on Destiny Islands and provided in roughly chronological order, though otherwise not really connected.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/13/2006 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Riku, Sora
Snakes on a Broom reviews
Drabble written for the 'Snakes in a fic' challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Vanishing Point reviews
In which Iruka and Yashamaru are, by unlikely chance or selective use of plot devices, trapped together in a trench somewhere unspecified. Inevitably, the subject of the care and feeding of adolescent jinchuuriki comes up.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,021 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Iruka U. - Complete
Communication reviews
Team 10, a restaurant, and a look at some of the inner workings of the mind of an Akamichi. It all works out in the end.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Chōji A., Ino Y. - Complete
Hokage reviews
Tsunade, Dan, and a few events of varying importance that might have happened somewhere in the process.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Tsunade S., Dan - Complete
Daughter of the Man Who Saved The World reviews
Videl has had plenty of practice being sensible about the bizarre.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Videl, Gohan - Complete
On the Building of Bridges reviews
Haku, Sakura, and a meeting on a bridge in Wave Country that probably never took place.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Haku, Sakura H. - Complete
Little Kimimaro Has An Adventure reviews
Once upon a time in a small cave in Mist Country there lived a little ninja called Kimimaro. Ep. 126 filler based silliness
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Kimimaro - Complete
Thicker Than Water reviews
Gaara fic, preseries. Just how do you raise a baby who will probably kill someone if he ever throws a tantrum?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,034 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/10/2005 - Gaara - Complete
To Absent Friends reviews
Team 10 and Team Gai have an unexpected opportunity to get to know each other better. Just one of many possible outcomes to the current manga arc.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2004 - Complete