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Author has written 10 stories for Naruto.

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Mind Farts by NarutosBrat reviews
Just a few drabbles and ideas for anyone whose interested.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 132,498 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 10/10/2023 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Naruto U.
Naruto vs Sasuke: The Aftermath by Kingkakashi reviews
At the Valley of the End, Sasuke nearly kills Naruto and it affects everyone in many ways. See a vastly different direction after this battle to the Naruto story, than what the Canon did. There will be action, surprises, & romance NarxHin KakxKur JirxTsu & many more. Warning be prepared for the most Evil Sadistic Sasuke ever, and Sakura takes a beating in the early chapters. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 80 - Words: 989,756 - Reviews: 7149 - Favs: 5,546 - Follows: 4,856 - Updated: 7/29/2022 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Kakashi H., Kurenai Y.
Seeing Red by RyoshiMorino reviews
Re-write of the Blue-Eyed Fox. As Naruto begins his three year training period, Jiraiya invites an unexpected person along for the ride. Follow them as they embark together for three years, and try not to kill one another. Smarter/stronger Naruto. Rated M for a good reason. Darker plot. No Harem. Good Itachi/Sasuke eventually.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 176,629 - Reviews: 2541 - Favs: 5,471 - Follows: 5,353 - Updated: 1/25/2021 - Published: 9/18/2014 - [Naruto U., Tayuya] - Complete
Kushina's Unchained Lust by Crow's Apprentice reviews
Unchained and unleashed, Kushina becomes the fox beauty of lust as she craves for a harem of beautiful women to restore her clan. Only Naruko and Hinata must stop her until Naruto returns and every woman is controlled. Question is: Can they stop getting distracted from Kushina's horny harem? Only mature readers and nothing else! Contains futa, yuri, violence, etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,361 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 890 - Updated: 6/29/2020 - Published: 9/30/2013 - [Naruko U., Hinata H., Sakura H.] Kushina U.
The Mirage Blade Fox by THBehemoth reviews
Ignored by his team Naruto runs into Mistresses of Konoha. After a bad start they decide to train him in their arts. Full of humor and sadness. Powerful/Genjutsu/Kenjutsu/ Naruto. Harem Slight xOver It starts becoming funnier around chap 10
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 120,293 - Reviews: 3474 - Favs: 6,021 - Follows: 4,555 - Updated: 2/20/2019 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Naruto U., Anko M., Kurenai Y., Yugao U. - Complete
Naruto's Harem-A Series of One-Shots by Wolf the swordsman reviews
A series of one shot's paring Naruto with women from other anime's and shows. First Chapter- Tachibana Mizuki has to alter her course and finds herself somewhere she did not intend to be. Being lost she meets a young blonde. Rated M for lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,280 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 1/29/2019 - Published: 4/7/2015 - Naruto U., Kin T., Konan, Samui
Dark Phoenix of Konoha by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Naruto has a big secret, he isn't the dead last he appears to be. But why would he show that before he is ready to deal with the stones the council loves placing in his way? The Sandaime, having opened his eyes will do his best to make sure that Konoha will retain the Will of Fire. Smart / Strong Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 211,832 - Reviews: 4022 - Favs: 13,028 - Follows: 13,197 - Updated: 6/10/2018 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
The Corrupted Mind by NarutoPlug reviews
Naruto meets Kyuubi during another beating and she gives him powers to get revenge on Konoha. Kyuubi takes this oppertunity and makes Naruto into the demon she wants, while also brainwashing Naruto into listening to her and her only. Dark Naruto x Evil Fem. Kurama! Insane Naruto! Godlike Naruto! Konaha bashing! Good Sasuke and Sakura!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 297,490 - Reviews: 1218 - Favs: 3,055 - Follows: 2,265 - Updated: 6/1/2018 - Published: 11/23/2015 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
New chance by Hektols reviews
A 10 years old Naruto meets a man who will change his life and the Ninja Nations, but will it be for good? The Yondaime has returned and he is not happy. NaruHina later.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 172 - Words: 631,731 - Reviews: 10307 - Favs: 9,432 - Follows: 8,071 - Updated: 3/31/2018 - Published: 1/30/2008 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Deus Ex Naruto by The BadAss Writer reviews
What do you get when you mix three bored goddesses and Naruto? Follow Naruto as he fights, has sex and eats ramen as he makes fun of everyone else just because he can. Godlike Naruto. BAMF Naruto. Gore. Lemons. Incest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 190,323 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 4,726 - Follows: 4,248 - Updated: 8/7/2017 - Published: 7/6/2015 - Naruto U.
Just Check Both by Lucillia reviews
Moments in the life of a Naruto who inherited a rather useless Kekkei Genkai from his father. Not in Chronological Order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 2,252 - Follows: 1,870 - Updated: 7/31/2017 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Naruto U.
Naruto & Hinata Harem Hunters by MongolKahn reviews
What do you do when your marriage is just too hot for the two of you? Find others to join the fun. And that is exactly what Naruto and Hinata are doing! A Harem fic with Hinata exploring a bisexual side of herself and bringing Naruto along for the ride.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,957 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 2/18/2017 - Published: 3/15/2015 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Chance Encounters by CherrieBlossom73 reviews
Hinata has strayed from the shy, intimidated kunoichi she once was. Even though she admires Naruto she no longer strives to gain his affection. When training alone one day something unexpected happens and she is faced with a decision. Now that she's a full grown woman with a mind of her own, she knows the consequences. The question is: will it stop her from making the right choice?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,419 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 1/5/2017 - Published: 12/28/2015 - Hinata H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Men by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto decides to skip past the Kage Bunshin and picks another jutsu to learn from the Forbidden Scroll, Madara - who'd dearly love to kill the brat - is left scrambling to salvage his plans.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,537 - Reviews: 1126 - Favs: 5,071 - Follows: 5,125 - Updated: 6/20/2016 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Madara U.
But they're our idiots by bashfulglowfly reviews
Naruto finally is able to prank Orochimaru with the help of Sasuke. Jiraiya opens his big mouth once too often and all Tsunade and Sakura can do is stare.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/9/2016 - Naruto U., Orochimaru, Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 36,841 - Reviews: 3616 - Favs: 3,689 - Follows: 2,129 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
To be human by jandixjunpyo reviews
They were human...they were only human..
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2016
Mikoto's Wish by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Mikoto Uchiha had always wanted to have a daughter. She just never expected to get one this way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 768 - Published: 4/23/2016 - Naruto U., Mikoto U., Naruko U. - Complete
tightrope by jaylene reviews
sakura goes to a festival and receives multiple, enthusiastic dance partners. sequel to "shut up & dance."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 90 - Published: 2/13/2016 - [Sakura H., Tobirama S., Madara U., Hashirama S.] - Complete
Reluctant Fangirling and Other Seductions by Madrigal-in-training reviews
It was probably the strangest proposition he'd ever received. "I'm really sorry about this, but I've decided to become your fangirl." "My fangirl?" "Yes, and I think it's only fair to warn you beforehand." fem!Naruto, no Uchiha Massacre, Shisui x Naruko (An Ideal World Fic)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,825 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 6,546 - Follows: 2,201 - Published: 1/29/2016 - Naruto U., Shisui U., Naruko U. - Complete
How Sasuke Got his Butt Kicked Badly by sheltie reviews
This is a How Naruto Beat Story, but with a different flavor to it. Naruto and sasuke face off at the Valley of the End, but something happens that brings down terror upon the Uchiha. Rated T just to be overly safe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 91 - Published: 1/29/2016 - Naruto U., Temari, Tenten, Haku - Complete
Team Anko by EagleJarl reviews
(AU) [Rationality, meet Naruto] - Anko never wanted to lead a genin team. Sadly, the Hokage isn't okay with that; he hands her Naruto, Hinata, and Shino and orders her to "make them the best ninja and, more importantly, the best *people* possible." She's got her work cut out for her. M for combat and occasional cursing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 164,368 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 1,738 - Follows: 1,722 - Updated: 1/28/2016 - Published: 3/3/2015 - Anko M., Naruto U., Hinata H., Shino A. - Complete
The Prodigy Namikaze by SoulReaperCrewe reviews
Naruto was born five years before the Kyuubi attack and the fox was sealed into his younger sister. His parent don't have the time to teach him so he looks to others to help him become a great shinobi. AU Powerful Mokuton Naruto. Alive Minato and Kushina. Cancelled
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 190,372 - Reviews: 8568 - Favs: 16,860 - Follows: 16,135 - Updated: 1/27/2016 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Naruto U., Kurotsuchi - Complete
Hero of Heaven by HistorianoftheKais reviews
To save an entire world from a mad man, one goddess has given the Kages a means to send Naruto to another realm. Will Naruto be able to discover Kushina's divine identity and can he survive the challenges of being her son?
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 213,189 - Reviews: 2579 - Favs: 5,142 - Follows: 4,572 - Updated: 1/23/2016 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
That's Ridiculous, Madara by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Naruto calls bullshit on this whole reincarnation thing, because Sasuke couldn't possibly be Madara's reincarnation, if he was standing in front of them, and trying to single-handedly take over the world, right? And since the Nidaime's morally ambiguous forbidden jutsu clearly worked… (Warnings: highly suggestive themes)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 2,448 - Follows: 854 - Published: 1/16/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Madara U. - Complete
Uneasy coexistence by DeGlace reviews
One grinning shark–man. One pink–haired medic. Ankles. Teeth. Kisame x Sakura. Yes, you read that right.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 70,111 - Reviews: 1373 - Favs: 2,795 - Follows: 1,574 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 7/9/2006 - [Kisame H., Sakura H.] - Complete
Itachi should never babysit by flabbyknight reviews
You can't be a genius at everything.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/19/2015 - Itachi U., Hiruzen S. - Complete
shut up & dance by jaylene reviews
sakura just wanted to eat in peace, unfortunately the founders won't let her
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 198 - Published: 11/18/2015 - [Tobirama S., Sakura H., Madara U., Hashirama S.] - Complete
The Prince of Olympus by YagamiNguyen reviews
After the Fourth Shinobi War, Naruto thought that he could finally start a life he always wanted, until two goddess apppear at Konoha and the true origin about his parent finally unfolded. Now walk into a new world with a new title, Naruto might never understand how much the world and his family need him. [NarutoxHarem] [New reworked version of Ch. 2 released]
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 140,127 - Reviews: 5419 - Favs: 6,166 - Follows: 4,922 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 7/10/2015 - [Naruto U., Artemis, Aphrodite, Athena] - Complete
Uchiha's First Kiss by E3-FantasyandReality reviews
Naruto stole Sasuke's first kiss. And Sakura's. But there's no way in hell that Naruto's son would steal his daughter's first kiss. Sasuke would make sure of it. [One-shot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 106 - Published: 10/28/2015 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] Boruto U., Sarada U. - Complete
The Dirty Name by EndoplasmicPanda reviews
Jiraiya is an idiot. But what else is new? In which Naruto's name came from a different book. (A completely ridiculous, off-the-wall collaboration one-shot with Duesal Bladesinger)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,322 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 63 - Published: 10/21/2015 - Naruto U., Jiraiya, Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
The Dirty Name by Duesal Bladesinger reviews
Naruto's parents are the worst people in the world. In which his name came from a different book. Complete and utter parody. (A collaboration one-shot with EndoplasmicPanda)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,074 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 285 - Published: 10/21/2015 - Naruto U., Jiraiya, Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Who's Your Daddy? by Lucillia reviews
In which Naruto has a different father or several. And, also in which Orochimaru often runs semi-legitimate fertility experiments in order to cover up his genetic experiments. (unconnected Oneshots with a different father for Naruto in each)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,784 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 1,551 - Follows: 1,154 - Updated: 8/9/2015 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Naruto U., Orochimaru
We're NOT Going Through This Again! by Lucillia reviews
What might've happened if Sasuke and Naruto found out about a certain "rebirth" a few years earlier.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 1,169 - Follows: 451 - Published: 8/9/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Birds and Bees by Yokomi reviews
"Sensei?" Minato took a large sip of his coffee as he hummed in acknowledgement, "Where do babies come from?" Just as easily as he took the sip, the dark liquid shot out. He really should stop eating and drinking when Kakashi had questions.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 56 - Published: 7/22/2015 - Kakashi H., Kushina U., Minato N., Jiraiya - Complete
Like Him by KonohasBlackReaper reviews
Sequel to LIKE ME! Must read before this fic. After the encounter with Orochimaru, Sakura can't help but wonder.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,641 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 2,324 - Follows: 907 - Published: 7/13/2015 - Complete
Birthday Surprise by PaigeyD93 reviews
After a drunken confession to her two best friends, Sakura finds them more than willing to act out her most intimate fantasy. This just might end up being Sakura's favourite birthday present, ever! Shisui/Sakura/Itachi threesome. Warnings inside, R&R Please! RATED M!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,780 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 7/7/2015 - Published: 3/9/2015 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Stitches by Binch reviews
In which Kakuzu becomes a fashion icon, and Sakura gets a new coat.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2015 - Sakura H., Kakuzu - Complete
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,415 - Reviews: 1529 - Favs: 1,367 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 1/1/2008
Cool Jutsu Aren't Everything by Emerald Ashes reviews
Naruto Uzumaki wasn't the first mischievous child to have an open invitation to the Hokage's office.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 119 - Published: 6/13/2015 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
Married to the Kazekage by crazygurl12 reviews
A fixed marriage...a third party...and unexpected love. GaaHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 111,912 - Reviews: 1332 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 6/13/2015 - Published: 1/3/2015 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
The Family Tradition by Blu Rose reviews
Sarada knew little about her father's clan and even less about her father. So while she wouldn't admit it out loud, she was glad about her father teaching her an Uchiha clan tradition. ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/31/2015 - Sasuke U., Sarada U. - Complete
Whiskers by Alabaster Ink reviews
Mama didn't have whiskers and Himawari was determined to find out where they went.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 1,901 - Follows: 515 - Published: 5/25/2015 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Boruto U., Himawari U. - Complete
Pretty Pretty Prankster by Alabaster Ink reviews
Hinata was beautiful and, unfortunately, the rest of the world agreed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,727 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 264 - Published: 4/20/2015 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
The Black Death of Konoha by afydith reviews
Naruto has a life changing experience during the wave mission and his life takes a drastic turn. This will be a NaruHina mainly fix, might be a Harem later on other pairs too. Stay tuned for the sequel :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 108,122 - Reviews: 952 - Favs: 3,240 - Follows: 2,055 - Updated: 4/13/2015 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Eye by E3-FantasyandReality reviews
The eye on his forehead was supposed to be omnipotent. However there was one flaw he couldn't fix. Madara indignantly shot his finger at them. "Hey, you two, what's so funny, tell me!" "Your eye looks like a vagina!" Naruto roared out. [One-shot made out of pure cracked humor]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Madara U. - Complete
Aniki's Guard by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Naruto develops an impressive tolerance towards killing intent from a young age.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 2,204 - Follows: 776 - Published: 2/13/2015 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Diversion by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Naruto chooses a singularly odd method of distracting the S-ranked ninja who are out to kill him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 2,693 - Follows: 964 - Published: 1/26/2015 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Etymology by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, post-Kakashi Gaiden, pre-Naruto, TWO-SHOT. A very young Naruto exploits a loophole and makes a flawed assumption. His mother is dismayed. His father thinks its hysterical. Read, review, and enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 1,255 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Unconventional Win by NarutosBrat reviews
They'd always known that Naruto was completely and utterly unpredictable when fighting. They'd known he was prone to using unusual tactics on opponents. No one, however, had ever expected this.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,825 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 2,356 - Follows: 1,044 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Complete
Just the Usual Habits by mapplepie reviews
Sakumo has no idea where all of these habits of Kakashi's are coming from. In which five-year-old Kakashi forgets the existence of his left eye, loses his ability to lie believably, and is a little too knowledgeable about the Birds and Bees. Still, no matter what oddities went on in Kakashi's head, one thing is certain – the boy will always love his father, through thick and thin.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 3,216 - Follows: 1,034 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Sakumo H. - Complete
Naruto: Down the Rabbit Hole! by xNamikazeKyuubix reviews
Ōtsutsuki Kaguya was a misunderstood individual, her intentions were misread and she was mistakenly labelled as a villain without a chance to explain. Bitter and angry, she retaliated against the world. However along came our favourite blond-haired protagonist, what if Naruto were to give her the chance that nobody else had? Naruto x Kaguya! One-Shot!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,338 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 2,102 - Follows: 1,087 - Published: 11/14/2014 - Naruto U., Kaguya Ō. - Complete
Consequences Are For Lesser Mortals by Sarah1281 reviews
After it's all over, Sakura isn't sure why they're even bothering to pretend that they need to decide Sasuke's fate. Everyone knows that they've been planning to just ignore everything he's done since he left Konoha years ago and she honestly can't see a little thing like, oh, every little act of high treason Sasuke's committed since then changing any of that.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 160 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Just Two People Who Laugh And Fight by Sunflowers In Moscow reviews
"But people in love aren't supposed to fight!" Naruto gave a grim chuckle, before sighing. "It doesn't always work that way Sarada-chan." / In which Sakura and Sasuke fight, Naruto teaches his young goddaughter some valuable lessons about marriage, and Sarada learns that while love isn't always obvious, that doesn't mean it isn't there.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 92 - Published: 11/8/2014 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Sarada U. - Complete
who are you lapping if you're running from surrender by grassyhyuuga reviews
Post-war: Kakashi, Gai, and heroes.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/6/2014 - Kakashi H., Gai M., Obito U. - Complete
Only Uchiha go to Heaven by Kagaseo reviews
SPOILER: The battle is over, and everybody gets his happy ending... or is it? Can Sasuke redeem himself at last? No worry, shoulder angel Tobi is here to show him the way! Silly one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/6/2014 - Complete
Not a Demon by Lairion reviews
Oneshot. The villagers react to Naruto a little more favorably than Hiruzen probably desired. A plot bunny that anyone is free to expand on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/4/2014 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S., Shikaku N., Danzō S. - Complete
Up in Smoke by Caelestia reviews
In which Hashirama and Madara smoke a plant and confuse Tobirama for a hooker. T for 'drug' use.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/23/2014 - Madara U., Hashirama S. - Complete
Chosen Successor by Kyogre reviews
Oneshot. How Naruto Became the Sixth Hokage at Age Sixteen. (Completely honestly and legally.) Or, five conversations that didn't happen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 2,324 - Follows: 765 - Published: 10/14/2014 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S., Tsunade S. - Complete
Do Over by Kyogre reviews
Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,823 - Reviews: 1767 - Favs: 14,139 - Follows: 6,590 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U. - Complete
Clemency by grassyhyuuga reviews
He thinks he can forgive Hashirama.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2014 - Madara U., Hashirama S., Mito U. - Complete
You Thought There Would Be a Happy Ending by Lucillia reviews
And, there will be. Eventually. Just not the one you'd expected.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/20/2014 - Sasuke U. - Complete
The Song That Never Ends by Lucillia reviews
There's a reason those two are so much like those other two.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 72 - Published: 9/16/2014 - Ashura Ō., Indra Ō. - Complete
Namikaze Legend by Blackwolf501 reviews
In a twist of fate, Tobirama's only child survives and the Senju legacy continued. Years have passed since, and now two brothers have rose again to shake the entire world with their power, only this time they have the powers of both the Uchiha and Senju. NarutoXKushina, NaruHarem, ItachiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 92 - Words: 400,681 - Reviews: 3645 - Favs: 4,258 - Follows: 3,268 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 7/7/2013 - [Naruto U., Kushina U.] - Complete
Chronicles of My Shinobi's Way by Naruto6023 reviews
What if during the second part of Chunin Exams when Orochimaru & Team 7 fought, Itachi & Kisame interfered? What if it was a plan all along to awaken Naruto's bloodline? How great the consequences would be? NarutoxHarem Warning-Incest!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 429,134 - Reviews: 5314 - Favs: 8,649 - Follows: 7,115 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U.
four times Madara wants to kill Tobirama (and one time he doesn't) by grassyhyuuga reviews
"If Uchiha Madara loved his brother any less, he would be a dead man."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Madara U., Izuna U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
Jashin-Sama! by Shio-Senpai reviews
Where Hashirama is a ghost and Jashin's servant, he teaches a seven year old Naruto in the ways of Jashin. Hiruzen is in for a surprise! (Oneshot)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/14/2014 - Naruto U., Hashirama S. - Complete
Persuasion by Duesal Bladesinger reviews
Kaguya speaks to Naruto. A poem.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 56 - Published: 7/11/2014 - Naruto U., Kaguya Ō. - Complete
Not so Subtle by PostLifeSyndrome reviews
Naruto's ploys in the final fight are a bit...obvious.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/9/2014 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Zetsu, Kaguya Ō. - Complete
Reaching for a Dream by Noodlehammer reviews
Adventure/Humor/Romance. The Sandaime waited too long to approach Naruto, who had no interest in becoming Hokage by then. Another dream already rested in his heart, a dream that would drive him much further than anyone would have believed. SealMaster!Naruto Older!NarutoxFem!Kyuubi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 377,213 - Reviews: 5886 - Favs: 14,011 - Follows: 8,541 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 12/12/2013 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
The many puppets of Naruto by Kagaseo reviews
It is clear now. Obito was manipulated by Madara, who was influenced by Indra's chakra, who turned evil because of Zetsu, who was created by Kaguya. But who could be controlling Kaguya? Silly one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 224 - Published: 6/19/2014 - Complete
How to Raise Your Ninja Child by Crystia reviews
Kakashi is six years old again, sent to the past. After his father dies, Minato acts as his caretaker, and chaos ensues: well-meaning chaos, but poor Minato doesn't know what to do. One-shot. For mapplepie.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 400 - Published: 6/16/2014 - Kakashi H., Minato N., Jiraiya - Complete
TMI by xotakux2002x reviews
There are certain things about his subordinates' private lives that Pein really doesn't want to know about. This doesn't stop Kisame, Kakuzu, and Sasori from talking about those things in his presence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Sasori, Kisame H., Kakuzu, Pain/Pein - Complete
A Good Morning by Roku-Namikaze reviews
Naruto is sleeping in for the umpteenth. Kushina, tired of yelling at him to wake up, sneaks into his room to throw him out the window and into the cold winter weather only to do something else entirely. LEMON. Update added to Ch3.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,871 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 1,290 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Kushina U., Naruto U.
Dreaming with Desire by Destrix reviews
During a duel, Mai believed to have seen something she shouldn't have concerning the Dark Magician Girl. During the middle of the night, she finds herself playing host to an unexpected magical blonde guest, with comes with quite the proposition. Yuri lemon, complete.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,460 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Mai K./Mai V., Dark Magician Girl/Black Magician Girl - Complete
Regret by Anime Enthusiast reviews
No matter how blatantly obvious the truth is, the human mind chooses to ignore it so as to maintain some sort of illusion. It takes a slap on the face or rather a piercing blow on his chest to realize that things probably aren't as colorful as one would expect. Naruto starts to realize that his past choices weren't leading him anywhere. Post Sasuke retrieval arc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 196,357 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 4,905 - Follows: 3,526 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Naruto U., Yugao U. - Complete
Naruto: Lemon Chronicles by stormarrow reviews
Lemons like the title says. Naruto basically scoring with different women from the series. Give it a try, who knows you might like it, and yes I know, bad summary.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,818 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 4,935 - Follows: 3,389 - Updated: 5/25/2014 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
No Way In Hell by Lucillia reviews
After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,121 - Reviews: 1231 - Favs: 5,495 - Follows: 2,860 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
stone faced by robin hoods reviews
Looking after the village was a task that came with the title of Hokage, Minato knew. What he didn't know was that it was something he'd continue doing, even after death. Takes place post the invasion of Pein.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/8/2014 - Minato N., Hashirama S., Tobirama S., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Blonds Have More Fun by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Ino travels back in time to be with her husband and to right some wrongs. Repost of story. Ino/Naruto pairing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 61,993 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 3,403 - Follows: 1,764 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Ino Y., Naruto U.] - Complete
The Deathless One by VesperChan reviews
If they knew they would say she was in over her head, they would say that messing with the ancient ninja arts-the black magic of their culture-would get her killed one day. Sakura was good at listening, but she had always been terrible at saying no. AU Sakura Madara
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 80 - Published: 4/18/2014 - Sakura H., Madara U. - Complete
Your Fault by Sarah1281 reviews
In the afterlife, a few of the most likely suspects try to figure out which one of them was the most responsible for the myriad of problems facing the ninja world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,601 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 1,244 - Follows: 376 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Obito U., Madara U., Tobirama S., Danzō S. - Complete
An Awkward Predicament by Pressing Point reviews
Tsunade calls a meeting with Hinata and Sasuke to discuss a certain concern she has regarding the both of them and, well, procreation. *Contains chapter 672 spoilers*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 113 - Published: 4/5/2014 - [Hinata H., Sasuke U.] Tsunade S. - Complete
The Uchiha Problem by Sarah1281 reviews
Danzo was never pleased about the loose end that Sasuke represented but he could live with it. Three years of the kid living it up with the killer of their Hokage later, 'not pleased' might be a bit of an understatement. Tsunade could never understand just why Danzo didn't push for Sasuke to be in the Bingo Book but Itachi is really being quite unreasonable about the matter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,079 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 71 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Tsunade S., Danzō S. - Complete
Those Left Behind by Lucillia reviews
When Maito Dai ran to save his son from the Seven Swordsmen of the Mist, he left someone behind to wait for him forever.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Lee R. - Complete
A Shocking Surprise For Two by turbomagnus reviews
Kakashi goes hunting Naruto when he doesn't come back after storming out of Tazuna's, Zabuza goes hunting Haku when she doesn't return from gathering plants, the two find each other instead and prepare to fight... FemHaku/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 133 - Published: 3/12/2014 - [Haku, Naruto U.] Kakashi H., Zabuza M. - Complete
Pretty Girls and Pointy Things by Renaerys reviews
"I could dirty talk you under the table." Suigetsu and Ino. Torture and Interrogation, obviously.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 65 - Published: 2/5/2014 - [Ino Y., Suigetsu H.] [Sasuke U., Karin U.] - Complete
In Magical Warmth by Destrix reviews
After Tea's chilling duel with Crump, she's left stranded out in the frozen wasteland. Thankfully, she's not alone, as Dark Magician Girl attempts to guide her back to her friends, and will do anything to keep Tea warm as they venture through the snow. Yuri lemon.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,130 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 52 - Published: 2/3/2014 - Anzu M./Tea G., Dark Magician Girl/Black Magician Girl - Complete
Team 7 Forever by N Harmonic reviews
No matter where they were or what they were, Naruto and Sasuke would always watch over Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/17/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Team Seven - Complete
Kurama's Last Stand by Lucillia reviews
When all hope seems lost, Kurama uses what he knows about Uzumaki females in a last ditch effort against Madara.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 1,773 - Follows: 557 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Karin U. - Complete
Blessed Event by Lucillia reviews
In which Obito enters the cave where Naruto was born a little early.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 193 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Obito U., Minato N. - Complete
Punishing a Haruno by Roku-Namikaze reviews
Mebuki finds something she shouldn't have in her daughter's room. Sakura, tired and annoyed from prior events, catches her in the act. Angered by this, the Cherry Blossom medic takes out all her frustration on the Haruno matriarch. Requested by ssvidel3. Yuri fic. Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 99 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Mebuki H., Sakura H.
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1628 - Favs: 7,306 - Follows: 4,177 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Dear Writers of Naruto, No Just No by PhoenixDiamond reviews
Hilarious letters written to the fans of Naruto based on the characters need to correct some improper information displayed through endless cliche tales written about them. Canon based world. Slight pairings mentioned. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 87 - Words: 17,065 - Reviews: 2687 - Favs: 1,192 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Order of Arrival by Ekusukallybaa reviews
Sasuke arrives before Jiraiya at the small hotel in Tanzaku-Gai, where his brother and Kisame confront Naruto, and Itachi makes a decision with horrifying, long-lasting consequences. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 187 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
King of Perverts by KillerPen reviews
There were just too many instances lately where Sasuke's hand had accidently landed on Naruto's developing chest during training for Jiraiya's comfort and the sad part was that the girl had no idea that she was being molested. So now it was up to Jiraiya to defend Naruto from Sasuke's lecherous paws. Fun, one-shot with protective Jiraiya, pervert Sasuke and clueless Naruto . R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Jiraiya, Naruko U. - Complete
Poisoning the Well by Lucillia reviews
When Sasuke's innocence in a certain matter is compromised prior to the Massacre, he has a decision to make. As everyone knows, Sasuke had always been closer to Itachi than to anyone else, up to and including his parents...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 273 - Published: 12/11/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Goal-Oriented by Emerald Ashes reviews
After defeating his evil older brother, Sasuke decides to return to Konoha and rebuild his clan...Why is everyone being so difficult about this? In which Sasuke completely missed the plot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 1,717 - Follows: 681 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Sasuke U. - Complete
I am NOT gay! by Silverlight10243 reviews
At the brink of success, Madara finds himself being bombarded with questions regarding his... feelings towards the Shodai Hokage, Hashirama. Of course, we all know how that would turn out. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Naruto U., Madara U., Hashirama S. - Complete
Opportunities by Prefect Potter reviews
Naruto takes advantage of a particularly sexy opportunity. Little does he know, this opportunity leads to something more greater and better than he could ever imagine. NarutoxTsunade. NarutoxHarem. Rated M for a reason. Warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,799 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 3,192 - Follows: 2,751 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Naruto U., Tsunade S., Anko M.
Road to Marriage by I. H. Scribe reviews
Not related to How Dare You! A different dimension's version of Hinata is switched with the real Hinata on the day of her kidnapping, and decides this is the perfect chance to get her man, even if he does go by a different name.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 256 - Published: 11/20/2013 - [Hinata H., Naruto U.] Hiashi H. - Complete
Primal Urges by Tonlor reviews
Naruto and Hana go on a mission together which ends up leading to some fun. Lemon, don't read if you don't like it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,066 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 438 - Published: 11/9/2013 - [Naruto U., Hana I.] - Complete
What Does the Fox Say? by phoenixyfriend reviews
Well, it certainly doesn't say anything nice.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
HashTag by phoenixyfriend reviews
"Tag, you're it!" Hashirama liked this game.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 50 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Hashirama S., Madara U., Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Teach Your Children Well by AvocadoLove reviews
After Madara final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi uncovers a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently. A time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,849 - Reviews: 3697 - Favs: 7,286 - Follows: 5,508 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Itachi's GirlFriend (Naruto Secrets) by TheFemaleReviewer reviews
What would you do if you had to decide between the safety of the world and your own flesh and blood? Would your forsake your family? The ones who have been with you from the start? Itachi's complex character, so I took the liberty of writing about him and his lover. Where they met...and the harsh reality that tore them apart. There are also many cameos from Shisui and Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,815 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Beautiful Hair by KonohasBlackReaper reviews
When the Yondaime can't be ressurected using Edo Tensei, Ororchimaru tries to hurt Sarutobi by using someone equally painful for the Hokage. He really should have thought this through. The Konoha 11 learn a bit about Naruto's history.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,403 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 2,213 - Follows: 724 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Naruto U., Kushina U. - Complete
Supreme Genetics Creation of a New Bloodline by Kingkakashi reviews
To save the Shinobi Alliance & create a new bloodline for the Leaf village, Sakura is forced to marry Naruto & she loses it. Naruto overhears her and with his spirit shattered ends their friendship. Meanwhile another girl must also marry Naruto or face a lifetime of suffering if she does not. Now Naruto faces the prospect of having not one but two wives in his life. Naru/Hina/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 104,042 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 1,483 - Follows: 975 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Sakura H. - Complete
Treasure by E3-FantasyandReality reviews
When it was Sasuke's birthday he got what he wanted the most from his parents and his brother but, Itachi's present was cheaper than his parents. Nevertheless it was a present that Sasuke would treasure forever. Short One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
New Plan by dunuelos reviews
The Third Hokage is tired of hearing for calls to prevent Naruto from becoming a shinobi. So he decides to try something new.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 207 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
Some Like it by Supreme Distraction reviews
Supreme Distraction is in the mood to write smut... So what are you waiting for? Yuri; possible multiple pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,038 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Sakura H., Ino Y., Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
A Deeper Meaning by E3-FantasyandReality reviews
Kushina is the number one target for being bullied. No one stepped up for her, nor did they care. She was hated. Depression soon took over then self-harm, that was her life. It was until, she was given a note from Minato. A note that contained three words. Three words that had a deeper meaning that meets the eye. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Follow Me by zubon reviews
Naruto finally gives in to his demons.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Naruto U., Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto - Complete
Congratulations Kakashi, You've Made History! by Lucillia reviews
When people talk about Kakashi's greatness as a ninja, they mention how he graduated Konoha's Ninja Academy at the age of 5 and made Chunin at the age of 6, carefully leaving out what came afterward...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Masters of Genjutsu by Tsukune08 reviews
Naruto is known as being hopeless in the case of Genjutsu. From the beginning he is told he could never become a Genjutsu user. What would happen if those people were wrong and he had friends and a sensei who helped him to achieve that goal?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 343,886 - Reviews: 4321 - Favs: 7,755 - Follows: 5,991 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Prevent This! by Lucillia reviews
Uchiha Fugaku and Hyuuga Hiashi watch as several time travelers come back in order to prevent a female Naruto from getting into various relationships.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 1,162 - Follows: 411 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Fugaku U., Hiashi H., Naruko U. - Complete
Rokudaime by Lucillia reviews
The war is over. Seeing as the Godaime has once again suffered a crippling injury, it is once again time to pick the next Hokage. Sasuke has put his name in as has Naruto...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 67 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fate? by Lucillia reviews
Was it really fate that sent Hizashi into the Branch House, or just random chance and some really rotten luck?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 50 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Hizashi H., Hiashi H. - Complete
It's Like Deja Vu All Over Again by Lucillia reviews
Why a Naruto gets pregnant in the Academy fic wouldn't work...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 98 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Naruko U., Naruto U., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Consumed by Lucillia reviews
He'd had a heart once. He knew he had a heart once. People had told him it was there.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Obito U. - Complete
Konoha's Greatest Hoax by Lucillia reviews
When something completely unpredictable that could end up destroying any number of plans and land two of them into serious trouble happens, three shinobi end up faking one of the most significant events in Konoha's history.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 194 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Itachi U., Kabuto Y., Obito U. - Complete
Shadows by fyd818 reviews
Hyuuga Hinata has felt like a failure her entire life. But when her father sends her away to marry a man she's never met, rumored to be a murderous monster, she finally has a chance to make a difference ... and rediscover her forgotten past. :Gaara x Hinata: Now complete!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 174,840 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 9/18/2012 - [Hinata H., Gaara] - Complete
Jounin Present by Lucillia reviews
Obito may not have been the only one to forget to buy Kakashi a present.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Luck Be My Lady by LawlietLennoxLove reviews
Of Hashirama and Lil' Lady Tsunade, and her conquests in gambling. Oneshots are the product of utter boredom.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Tsunade S., Hashirama S. - Complete
Payback by Lucillia reviews
In a world where everyone but Madara and Obito got their happily-ever-after, Sasuke decides he wants a bit of closure, and like an idiot, Naruto decides to help him. After-all, when are such things ever so simple with one whose main goal in life is to get revenge?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 93 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Sasuke U., Tobirama S. - Complete
Taking Control of His Life by VFSNAKE reviews
Naruto takes control of his life after Tsunade tries to take it away from him for the sake of happiness. Nuff said.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,585 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 492 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
Candy Girl by xWickedCharm reviews
In which a pretty pink-haired girl unknowingly seduces the equally, or more so, pretty boys in her school. "Ino, Hinata, what's with the boys?" —multisaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
For DireSquirrel by Lucillia reviews
I wrote this as a reward for DireSquirrel who found something I'd been looking for for me. The combined Shinobi army was defeated and Madara had implemented his Moon's Eye Plan. What the world became afterward however was completely unexpected...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 55 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Sakura H. - Complete
Play It Again Sam by Lucillia reviews
Another idea borrowed from Rorschach's Blot's list of things he'd like to see in a fic. It just seemed such an Obito thing to do. And, a Naruto thing to do for that matter as well...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 123 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Obito U., Naruto U. - Complete
First Steps by CreatorsOfWorlds reviews
Even the greatest shinobi must start with the basics, and Hatake Sakumo is no exception.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Danzō S., Sakumo H. - Complete
The Days We Knew by CreatorsOfWorlds reviews
Her name was Uzumaki Kushina, and they loved her. Root fic.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Danzō S., Kushina U. - Complete
The Orange Bedroom by Kyuubi's Angel of Darkness reviews
Kushina would soon be able to sink her hands into her innocent prize, Haruno Sakura. To think all it took was a bedroom and mysteriously absent can of paint. M you hear? M! Written for ssvidel3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Kushina U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Good Gamble by Callmemarmar reviews
"She picked up some really bad habits from me, including my propensity for gambling." Hashirama Senju
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Hashirama S., Tsunade S. - Complete
Outside Hokage Tower by Kashi-Cookie-Monster reviews
SakuraXKushina request fic for ssvidel3! M rated Kushina is alive, and is Hokage with Sakura as her assistant. What happens outside of the Hokage Tower?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Sakura H., Kushina U. - Complete
Been to Hell by Queen MiMi of Wonderland reviews
You may believe that Konoha is a wonderful, peaceful Village to live in... your wrong, so wrong.. Dark!Powerful!Evilish!Demonic!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Under the influence by Minnionette reviews
In which Sarutobi Hiruzen makes some very bad decisions while sick with the flu, and Shimura Danzo has to run damage control. "While I agree that a supervising mission for a four-year-old's birthday party that includes all sixteen of her little friends from preschool is a bloody nightmare, it doesn't require the use of ANBU or judicious application of force as needed."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,245 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Hiruzen S., Tsume I., Danzō S. - Complete
Time Travel Jutsu by Lucillia reviews
Just because there isn't one now doesn't mean there won't be one in the future.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 186 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ruby Kisses & Sly Wishes by Lazy Watermellon reviews
She leaned down to the sly prankster, and planted a simple soft ruby kiss.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Children Are Troublesome by djghostwriter18 reviews
A series of one-shots set after Troublesome. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,381 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Naruto U., Tayuya
32 by Lucillia reviews
Idea from Rorschach's Blot's 101 things I'd like to see in fanfiction list. During the Invasion of Konoha, Sarutobi "goes ape". But, then again, part of his family name was "Monkey".
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 58 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
Fatherhood by Minnionette reviews
In which Konoha's White Fang and War Hawk have a friendly discussion of age-appropriate gifts and other child-rearing topics during the Second Shinobi War. "Are you out of your mind, Hatake?" Well, relatively friendly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Danzō S., Sakumo H. - Complete
Kushina's Boyfriend by Lucillia reviews
Prequel to Naruto's BFF. Madara tries to free the Kyuubi early. Things go south for him when he compliments Kushina's hair, and she decides that it is love at first sight. Madara is soon forced to defend his chastity from his would-be suitor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Madara U., Kushina U.
Puppies by Rainy Downpour reviews
"Can I touch one?" "Yes, Naruto." "Oh, wow. This one is soft." "Easy, Naruto. You have to be gentle. Do it gently." "Like this?" "Yes, like that." Those were the things Kiba heard as he stood outside the room.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Naruto U., Hana I. - Complete
Naruto Uchiha & the Olympians by YamiNaruto reviews
Naruto Uchiha... The son of Hades... Grandson of the Amaterasu... and Great- grandson of the Chaos... Blood of the both Shinto & Greek Gods... Dark Naruto... Smart Naruto...
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 107,540 - Reviews: 1286 - Favs: 3,916 - Follows: 2,630 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 8/19/2012 - [Naruto U., Thalia G.] Hades, Percy J. - Complete
Christmas Carol'd by Lucillia reviews
Someone decides to give Sasuke a second chance. On the night after the Bell Test, Sasuke is visited by the Ghosts of Uchiha Past, Uchiha Present, and Uchiha Future.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,148 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Relaxing at the Onsen by djghostwriter18 reviews
After the events of Troublesome, the wives of six shinobi go to the onsen to relax. Rated M to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,308 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
Happenstance by firefly reviews
We know each other. You've heard my name. I know I've heard yours. It's the benefit of rank, circumstance, and infamy. I wonder if you'll get a chance to see me in a new light. Itachi. Temari. Vignettes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,469 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Itachi U., Temari
Nycthemeron by Phoenyxx reviews
Drabble. From light of dawn to the darkest of dusk, the orphan sees and feels what must be love.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Naruto U., Kushina U. - Complete
Antithesis by Helena Lucia reviews
Naruto is the child of monsters, and orphan of a dead man.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Talk - Shinobi Version by Sakiku reviews
Team 7 has reached an age where it is time for The Talk. The 'how's have already been covered at the academy – now it is time to get into the 'why's. Despite the humor, a serious fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,300 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Never Alone by Lucillia reviews
If the Uchiha had but remembered the root of their power, they could have remained great.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 60 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Out of Kindness, Destruction by Lucillia reviews
An act of kindness from the wrong person at the wrong time has the potential to cause a disaster of unprecedented proportions. Being a martyr was in Naruto's blood, all he really needed was a cause.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 77 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Obito U., Naruto U. - Complete
Iruka's Contribution by White Angel of Auralon reviews
We all know that Iruka only really came around in the Mizuki incident after having been told by the Sandaime how Naruto suffered from being alone. What if Iruka had been a professional through and through? What could the consequences be. One-shot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,499 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 414 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Iruka U., Naruto U. - Complete
Akatsuchi's Lament by Lucillia reviews
He was Akatsuchi, a loyal Iwa ninja and the Tsuchikage's bodyguard, and he had absolutely nothing to do with the Akatsuki dammit.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Akatsuchi - Complete
A Match Made in Hell by Lucillia reviews
Tobi was sure regretting having that super special Sharingan right about now.
Crossover - Naruto & Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
Homecoming by Lucillia reviews
He's been gone for years, and now he was coming home.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Obito U. - Complete
First Try by Lucillia reviews
Due to a quirk of fate, Naruto passes the Academy Graduation Exam on his first try. Because of this, his life takes an interesting turn before he joins Team 7 after Kakashi poaches him from his sensei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,887 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 4,905 - Follows: 1,973 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Figuring It Out by max.tmy reviews
Uzumaki Naruto is in love. And there are several people who figure it out before him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,448 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 1,231 - Follows: 246 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Please Kill Me by Lucillia reviews
When a defeated Obito finds himself in the past, he has only one request.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 204 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Obito U., Rin - Complete
GSS by Lucillia reviews
Someone learns rather late in life that they weren't quite what they thought they were.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 43 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
With Friends Like These by Lucillia reviews
There were times when Naruto used his reputation for being incredibly dense to avoid awkward conversations and/or situations. Thankfully, when it came to one issue, Sasuke believed he really was that stupid and didn't question any further.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 155 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Naruto U., Fugaku U. - Complete
Tobi Visits the Past by Lucillia reviews
Obito ends up meeting his future self when he falls out of a swirling vortex into the field where he and his team are training. Naturally, there is horror, angst, and teenage moodiness on Obito's part.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 97 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Obito U. - Complete
Cliche by Lucillia reviews
Naruto Meets Zabuza when he is three. Since it's his birthday, it's only natural that there are drunks and angry mobs about.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 130 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Naruto U., Zabuza M. - Complete
The End by Lucillia reviews
Ten Years after the Fourth Shinobi World War, Naruto has one last task to complete.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 159 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto, Kushina U. - Complete
The Stories He Told by Lucillia reviews
He'd told them several times, but nobody got it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Obito U. - Complete
Can't Teach An Old Pharaoh New Tricks by Crystia reviews
Yugi tries to teach a 3000-year-old Pharaoh how to text.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,679 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 50 - Published: 9/1/2012 - [Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi] K. Jounouchi/Joey W., Anzu M./Tea G. - Complete
The path of the hunternin by Anime Enthusiast reviews
It comes a time in one's life when a decision has to be made, even if it's completely against what you wanted in the first place. After Asuma's death by Akatsuki, Uzumaki Naruto takes responsibility for what happened and makes a decision that would certainly benefit the entire village, even if he wasn't there to see it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 220,891 - Reviews: 1310 - Favs: 4,215 - Follows: 2,741 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Naruto U., Hana I. - Complete
The Road to Sexy by PureWaterLily reviews
All those in favor of Dark!Naruto, Sexy!Hinata, Cute!Sakura, and Playboy!Sasuke, raise your hands. Movie spoilerific.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Food Fight by Lucillia reviews
Konoha and Iwa are epic rivals, and when teams from both nations meet competition inevitably ensues.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 81 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Reason by Lucillia reviews
Considering the fact that both sides believed that they were right, they would naturally believe that what they were doing was the right thing, and may even have similar reasons for doing what they were doing, and a shared inspiration.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Obito U. - Complete
The Path Has Been Set by Lucillia reviews
You were born in pain, darkness, and hatred, and you will likely die the same way, but along the way, you just might save the world. That at least is what you keep telling yourself as the number of sacrifices it takes for your plans to come to fruition continues to mount.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Obito U. - Complete
Gateway Book? by Lucillia reviews
For some, it would seem that reading Jiraiya's works leads to undesirable behavior. When Sai finds Jiraiya's only non-pornographic work at the library, there are a couple of small misunderstandings.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 101 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Sai, Kakashi H. - Complete
The Uzumaki Massacre by Blood Brandy reviews
Onoki tells of the demise of the Uzumaki Clan...And all those they dragged down with them
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 277 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Ōnoki, Kurotsuchi - Complete
A Name He Could Do Without by Lucillia reviews
There is a world where, thanks to a run of really bad luck and poor timing, Namikaze Minato picks up a slightly different nickname.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 84 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Minato N. - Complete
A Closeted Affair by Dotti3 reviews
If she couldn't have Sakura as her actual daughter, Mikoto was determined to have her as a daughter-in-law. And she would do anything to accomplish her goal. Even if it meant shoving some stubborn shinobi in a closet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 140 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Playing Games by Lucillia reviews
Back before he started at the Academy, Naruto had a group of friends that he used to play with under the cover of darkness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,757 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 1,405 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Shinobi Test: The Shikamaru Solution by lord of the land of fire reviews
A ninja's career is brutal and based on violence. What if the tests used by Konoha to weed out candidates reflected this simple truth? – There is often more than one way to solve a problem. How would Shikamaru have handled the issues of Wave? Arc 3.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 72 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Complete
The Shinobi Test by lord of the land of fire reviews
A ninja's career is brutal and based on violence. What if the tests used by Konoha to weed out candidates reflected this simple truth?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,758 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Complete
Blame the Cookies by Kagaseo reviews
Receiving an evil gift from evil people having an evil plan and evil intentions, Naruto starts his journey to become the story's villain with the help of his shoulder devil, Chibi-Kyuubi. The results are... quite predictable. A parody of villain cliches, co-authored by Slayer End. Dead.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 149 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Easy In Theory by Lucillia reviews
The concept is simple enough, and the materials are there, which begs the question of exactly why there are no firearms in the Elemental Nations.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Complete
Faces on a Mountain by Skeren Dreamera reviews
It wasn't just vanity involved in getting his face put on the mountain. Really.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Hashirama S., Mito U. - Complete
Blondes in Bed: Two Leaves and The Sand by Raptorcloak reviews
After the war ends, Ino and Temari decided to have a special celebration with Naruto back at his apartment. AU. NarutoxInoxTemari. Now available on Archive of Our Own.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,500 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 258 - Published: 7/15/2012 - [Naruto U., Ino Y., Temari] - Complete
Sex Education: Anko Mitarashi Style by The Digger reviews
Anko Mitarashi has been chosen to teach at the Ninja Academy for the next year. And to the academy's dismay, she's teaching Sex Ed! Complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 156,736 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 1,896 - Follows: 1,207 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Anko M. - Complete
The Best Sort of Birth Control by Lucillia reviews
There is a reason that the teen pregnancy rate in Konoha is unusually low, and has been since the days of the Nidaime.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 135 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Complete
Ball and Chain by firefly reviews
The first two months of marriage are always the hardest, especially when your wife seems dead set on giving you a nervous breakdown and possibly smothering you in your sleep. Ino. Sasuke. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,972 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 97 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Ino Y., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dear People of Konoha by File Redacted reviews
Naruto is pissed off at the villagers in Konoha for treating him like a monster. He's ready to leave and call it quits. This is the letter he sends them before his departure.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Naruto U., Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto - Complete
girl gamer by ohwhatsherface reviews
The members of Team Seven were competitive about everything... EVERYTHING.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 88 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The ANBU Mask by Skeren Dreamera reviews
There is a tradition behind ANBU masks that many don't seem to realize.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Itachi U. - Complete
Lost soul by LD 1449 reviews
The eve after Kyuubi's attack, Konoha is low on strength. The council agrees to turn Naruto into a living weapon. But years later, after Sarutobi's death, will Konoha's weapon continue to defend it? Or will he poise his blade to carve out their throats?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 117 - Words: 586,123 - Reviews: 11367 - Favs: 8,170 - Follows: 5,187 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Itachi is a Massive Troll by Ekusukallybaa reviews
Itachi and Sasuke have a conversation during the Fourth Shinobi World War. It doesn't turn out the way that Sasuke expects it to. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 52 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Dread by ohwhatsherface reviews
They make her feel twelve again and she hates them for that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Hokage Kakashi by Mirror and Image reviews
Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 3,533 - Follows: 843 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
i will follow you into the dark by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. Kabuto takes on an apprentice when Sasuke arrives with a companion.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 71 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Sakura H., Kabuto Y.
Real Talking by Skeren Dreamera reviews
When a child admires ANBU, is it really a surprise when they pick up a few things?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 113 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Killing Intent by demonicnargles reviews
Kyuubi was said to have been so powerful and malevolent that its presence could be felt from miles away, with a killing intent so strong it could freeze elite ninja in their tracks. What if Naruto received some of this as Kyuubi's host? One-shot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 119 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Naruto's BFF by Lucillia reviews
Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,049 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 3,465 - Follows: 1,604 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Madara U., Naruto U. - Complete
Shodai Hokage Madara by Lucillia reviews
The deskbound adventures of one Uchiha Madara who lived in a universe where the selection of the First Hokage went the other way.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Madara U. - Complete
Corrupted by Lucillia reviews
In the world of children where things are generally black and white, trying to get them to hold a double standard is often an impossible task.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 66 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Without Naruto by Lucillia reviews
Team 7 and the rest of the world for that matter have to go on without Naruto when he falls in battle on the bridge in Wave.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,528 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Difference Between a Chuunin and a Jounin by Mirror and Image reviews
There is one notable difference between Chuunin and Jounin. Then there's the difference between Kakashi and everybody else.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 190 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
The Difference Between Mostly and All by Lucillia reviews
Haku is forced to take extra measures to convince his master's opponents that Zabuza is dead when Team 7 gets a slightly more...pragmatic Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 183 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Haku, Naruto U. - Complete
Izuna's Adventure by Lucillia reviews
Izuna decides to experiment with his Mangekyo Sharingan and ends up in a world where his counterpart is a fratricidal ass who wanders around wearing an open shirt and a purple rope for a belt.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,303 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Izuna U. - Complete
The Exam by Lucillia reviews
After defeating Madara and saving the world, Naruto fulfills all of his life's goals. Well, all but one actually, and he's working on that one...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 315 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Why the Akatsuki Should Never Ever Teach Sex Ed by SilverLullabies93 reviews
Crack!Fic. When the Akatsuki decide that Team 7 needs to learn about sex, chaos is bound to follow.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,651 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Akatsuki, Team Seven - Complete
Seishun Kyosokyoku by Kyogre reviews
Oneshot. AU. Orochimaru takes a genin team. That poor, poor man. 17 moments of spring.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 1,163 - Follows: 297 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Naruto U., Orochimaru - Complete
Of the Dead by Lucillia reviews
He wandered through the village like a ghost, and for all of the attention the villagers paid him, he may as well have been one.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Tobirama S. - Complete
Via Media by DeGlace reviews
"I bet you're a vegetarian," said Temari, and she plucked at a nearby plant. "Here's a leaf for you, try not to choke." It all went downhill from there... One road. Two bunkhouses. Three weeks of border patrol. Neji x Temari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,538 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 3/27/2008 - [Neji H., Temari] - Complete
Youthful Ninja from the Future by Mystic 777 reviews
Beware the wrath of a budding seal master. Sometimes revenge is best served with a side of Youth. AU from Tsunade retrieval and VotE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,113 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 1,658 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Damn that Uzumaki by Mirajane Ryuu-Darkwings reviews
He remembered showing Mito his human form. She had said he looked like her Hashirama. When he had reluctantly showed his true form to Kushina, she had stated that he looked like her Minato. What will Naruto say? FEMnarukyuubi/Kurama. EDITED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 269 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Naruko U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Falling to pieces by xNamikazeKyuubix reviews
It was bound to happen sooner or later, when one was immortal and the other mortal. To be immortal, is it a blessing or a curse...well a certain immortal wishes she wasn't. One-shot! Character death! Fem!Kyuu! Sad-fic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,000 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 135 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Escape Attempt Number 432 by Jelynne reviews
It's not like she asked to be kidnapped, constantly drained of chakra, and have her name changed to 'bait'. Sakura's going to get out, somehow. If she can just find the right door this time...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Perspective by demonicnargles reviews
Naruto didn't choose his bright orange jumpsuit just to get attention, and he didn't fail the Academy because he wasn't trying. Things looked different from his perspective. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 199 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Sleepless Monsters by fringeperson reviews
The population of Konoha rather over-estimated the sealing abilites of the Fourth, and Naruto had to listen to the Kyuubi rant about it all the time, among other things. oneshot, don't own, plot-bunny is free to good hutch.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 1,257 - Follows: 431 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Meetings Across Time by Lucillia reviews
He was twelve when they met. The other boy who couldn't have been older than nine had been tied to the post next to his.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 111 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Naruto U., Obito U. - Complete
Schrodinger by Lucillia reviews
It is almost always one or the other, but on rare occasions it is both, and the cat escapes the box before it is observed.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Obito U., Madara U. - Complete
What's He Doing This Time? by Lucillia reviews
The Third Hokage muses on a four year-old Naruto's odd behavior as he watches the child run past the tower several times. His old friend Danzo - as always - has the answer.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 123 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Hiruzen S., Danzō S. - Complete
A Little Help by ShelbySabaku reviews
In which Sakura is dragged to the Victoria Secret Semi-Annual Sale and gets a whole lot more than she expected.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,204 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 98 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 2483 - Favs: 11,432 - Follows: 6,144 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
Not a Senju by evil genus reviews
because sometimes the Naruto verse takes 'destiny' a little too serious...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 66 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Madara U., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto's Last Mission by S. Tsunade reviews
The Great Ninja War is over and the Akatsuki has been crushed. Naruto has one last mission to accomplish before he can claim the title of Hokage: he has to breed with as many kunoichis as he can. Pairings: Naruto X Other Naruto girls. HARD LEMONS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,062 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 1,767 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Just A Prank by 9foxgrl reviews
After being pranked by Naruto his classmates want revenge on him and his friends. They never expected it to go wrong. An Early Happy Halloween readers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Touching on a Technicality by fringeperson reviews
Considering the education received at the Academy, it's a wonder that anybody graduated, not just Naruto. At least our hero realised that if he wanted to learn, he was going to need different teachers. Don't own, oneshot, complete.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,828 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 2,162 - Follows: 601 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Dump the Snake, Jump the Fishcake! by Naruto6023 reviews
The destined jinchuriki and the last crystal user, both enemies trapped into the deepest pits of Sanbi's stomach. What could possibly evolve between these two? NarutoxGuren
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,163 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 1,222 - Follows: 523 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Naruto U., Guren - Complete
In The Heat of The Moment by river of the sand reviews
AU. This is what happens when the SasuSaku in my head is interrupted by Naruto and this alternate universe version of Team 7 get down and dirty on a hot day. Rated M for a reason. It is NOT REMOTELY YAOI OR YURI. It also has a SasuSaku moment...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,675 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 62 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1422 - Favs: 6,350 - Follows: 3,460 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Team Ranger by mapplepie reviews
"Team Kakashi? Why are we always Team Kakashi?" Naruto's tired of having the team named after his sensei and wants a change! Kakashi really couldn't care less, and no one bothers to listen to Sasuke anymore. As for the enemy-nin caught up in all this... well, he always knew Konoha-nin were crazy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 173 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Sharingan Naruto by Lucillia reviews
How Naruto could end up with the Sharingan without getting a transplant, Kyuubi induced upgrade, or different parents.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 141 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Yondaime by Lucillia reviews
Orochimaru overhears a discussion about who his sensei's successor would be, and does what it takes to get ahead of Minato in the selection process. Unfortunately, he bites off a little more than he can chew.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 106 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Orochimaru - Complete
Mom's Red Hair by Naruto6023 reviews
What could've/should've happened when Naruto met Kushina in the manga? Rated M for lemon content. NaruKushi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,030 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 1,427 - Follows: 652 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Naruto U., Kushina U. - Complete
Icha Icha vs the Romance Novel by Lucillia reviews
A student tries to write a paper comparing and contrasting Romance Novels with the genre from which the Icha Icha series comes, but the characters and a novelist hijack the show.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,176 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Madara U. - Complete
Real Skill by fringeperson reviews
Don't own. Oneshot. Consider the skill-set of the ninja in relation to their profession. Big, flashy jutsu and in-your-face martial arts has never been what they really did. They are the shadows. Behold: Naruto has NINJA skills.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,806 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 1,556 - Follows: 467 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Just Fight Already! by Sarah1281 reviews
The time has finally come for Naruto and Sasuke's final battle...well, almost. First comes Naruto's appeals to stop trying to kill everyone, Sasuke's blatant rejection of facts he doesn't like, and a bit too much fondness for arguing from them both.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 133 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tobi by Lucillia reviews
Madara sometimes wondered why nobody got the joke when it came to his other name considering the fact that it was the sort of inside joke that the Akatsuki should be able to get.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 79 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Madara U. - Complete
Love by Lucillia reviews
Yashamaru wasn't the only one who tried to pretend until it became real...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 56 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Hell by Lucillia reviews
An elderly Naruto has a seal blow up in his face and gets a brief glimpse of his idea of Hell...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 156 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Geniuses of Hard Work by froznx reviews
Might Guy trades Neji and Tenten to take Naruto and Hinata on his team. Can he take this group of misfits and turn them into a team of geniuses...or will he be forced to give up wearing spandex forever? Naruhina LeexAyame
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 258,843 - Reviews: 2040 - Favs: 4,997 - Follows: 2,887 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 6/30/2010 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Lee R., Gai M. - Complete
Assumptions are dangerous things by pyxislynx reviews
... especially when they involve a certain Haruno Sakura. ITASAKU. AU, non-massacre. Rated T for... Itachi's assumptions and misunderstandings lol.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 64 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Troublesome by djghostwriter18 reviews
Naruto and friends sit and talk about what makes their wives troublesome. Pairings include: NaruTayu, ShikaTema, NejiTen, LeeSaku, ChoIno, KibaKarin, and ShinoHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,956 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 50 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
Spoils of War by T.E.Rose reviews
This is a Lemon featuring Tayuya, Naruto and Temari. It contains sexually explicit material, coarse language, and elements of rape. If you are offended by any of the aforementioned then do not read this. You have been warned. Now the rest of you R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,431 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 482 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Naruto U., Temari, Tayuya - Complete
They Did What ! by Lucillia reviews
Fugaku and Mikoto return from their mini vacation in the capitol and learn exactly why the vast majority of the Uchiha clan survived the Kyuubi attack. Sequel to They Were Where?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 58 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Fugaku U., Mikoto U. - Complete
They Were Where? by Lucillia reviews
Why Itachi had not been able to find his parents during the Kyuubi attack.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 58 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Fugaku U., Mikoto U. - Complete
First Try: River Country Con by Lucillia reviews
Team 5 oneshot: After losing the traveling funds on their first C rank, Team 5 is forced to recoup their losses in a most creative manner. The things Naruto is willing to go through for his teammates...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,980 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 178 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Unexpected Love by JPMod reviews
Love can pop up unexpectedly with someone you least imagine to fall for. NaruTen. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 171,960 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 2,332 - Follows: 1,325 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 2/7/2009 - [Naruto U., Tenten] - Complete
Naruto: The God of Fuinjutsu by beast keeper 9 reviews
What would've happened if Naruto was given a book of Fuinjutsu. Well the outcome is quite simple He becomes The God of Fuinjutsu. NaruXHina, Sasuke bashing, but not until sometime later in the story. Based on what Kushina said about the Uzumaki clan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 44 - Words: 175,706 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 3,713 - Follows: 2,533 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Father by Lucillia reviews
Hashirama couldn't remember his real father. There had however, been someone to fill that role.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
Necessary Items by Lucillia reviews
An opportunistic and soon to be dead shinobi steals something that Itachi would really miss.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 62 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Complete
Genjutsu by Lucillia reviews
I wouldn't be surprised if somebody in the Naruto world tried something like this at one point. For one, it saves on clothing costs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 68 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Complete
Rabbit Summoning by Diresquirrel reviews
A silly little thing happened when Naruto decided that Toads just weren't cool enough. So he wrote his own contract, but it didn't work out quite the way he expected.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,588 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 130 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Complete
No More Moon's Eye Plan by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Naruto and Killer Bee show what they think of Madara's plan the only way they know how - with gratuitous overkill and excessively enormous explosions. Drabble. Crackfic. Some strong language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 59 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Killer Bee, Naruto U. - Complete
Why Sasuke? by Lucillia reviews
Naruto confronts Kakashi about his blatant favoritism towards Sasuke, and the response Kakashi gives him was somewhat surprising. Kakashi was a ninja afterall.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 1,196 - Follows: 274 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Underwear the Cat by Lucillia reviews
Naruto meets the Kyuubi on his fourth birthday, and assumes that it is his present from the Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 2,484 - Follows: 624 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Naruto U., Mizuki - Complete
Minato and the Hyuuga Twins by Lucillia reviews
The incident Kakashi alluded to in Not Quite a Kage Killer in which Minato kisses the Hyuuga twins.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 81 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Minato N., Hizashi H. - Complete
Pet Names by Lucillia reviews
The real reason Madara decided to wipe out the Uchiha clan.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 91 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Madara U. - Complete
Lines Drawn in Blood by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Kekkei genkai aren't the only things the ninja of Konoha can inherit. Because we are more than the sum of our parts - there are others' in us, too. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Complete
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 1341 - Favs: 10,675 - Follows: 4,235 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
Ten Years by Psudocode Samurai reviews
A decade. He had been working for so long...while others played...trained...had friends, and family...he toiled. Now it was time, his great works completed. and the village will never be the same. One shot?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 202 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
My Son by Lucillia reviews
A father watches over his son from the afterlife.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 55 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Complete
Sacrifice by H.E. Gray reviews
There are some things Tenten will not sacrifice for her village.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 55 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Tenten - Complete
Lynchpin by demonicnargles reviews
In which Jiraiya makes a critical mistake, thus thwarting Akatsuki once and for all. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 48 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Jiraiya, Naruto U. - Complete
How to Get Fanboys to Support the Cause by death2society reviews
Pein just realized that every member of the Akatsuki is gay. yes, shocker there fangirls. How does he take it? Spoiler: It's not mine. XD rated teen for sexual themes
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
First Taste by Lucillia reviews
Naruto's first trip to Ichiraku Ramen had not been with Iruka or the Third Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 90 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Cherry Poppin' by Orange Sherbet reviews
Because if there was one thing Sakura was sure of, it was that a shinobi trusted his penis more than his instincts.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,931 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 59 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
Please by hitori.no.boku reviews
Anko knew she wouldn't let him go. Couldn't let him go. Because waking up in the arms of Uzumaki Naruto had been the best moment in her life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,789 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 172 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Coward by Commander Zia reviews
More than anything else in the world, Lee hates Gai.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Lee R. - Complete
Obito's Reincarnation? by Lucillia reviews
Sakura finds as scroll with a jutsu that allows you to see who you were in your last life in the library. The results for Naruto were interesting to say the least.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Hidan's Christmas Carol by Adreniline-Junky reviews
Tobi just wanted Hidan to sing a simple Christmas carol. Too bad for Tobi, he didn't know want was in store for him with the carol. Rated M for the Carol, Gore in the Carol and For Hidan just being in there.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Hidan, Akatsuki - Complete
The Subconscious Death of Neji Hyuuga by yf-Limbo reviews
"Hinata-sama, for my sake and yours, I hope you're lying." Unfortunately, the growing blush on her cheeks told otherwise.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Why you cannot give Naruto Coffee by 9foxgrl reviews
This is the incident that banned anyone from giving Naruto coffee. He was hyper already, now what?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 91 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Speeding Lies by Violent.Ninja.Girl reviews
Sakura goes for a ride in Hidan's car. The cops show up and hilarity ensues.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
Cursed by Lucillia reviews
Even in his old age, Madara can't escape the Uchiha family curse.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 61 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Madara U. - Complete
Political Alliances by Agent-G reviews
After the failed invasion, Suna decides on making a marriage alliance with Konoha to strengthen ties with them. They chose Temari but for her new husband they chose the most unusual choice in Naruto. How will this new alliance affect both their lives? *Lemons edited out*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 210,764 - Reviews: 2376 - Favs: 6,103 - Follows: 3,999 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Kitsune Mask by Dream-Flutist reviews
A short little 1-shot drabble about Kushina and Naruto's ANBU mask. The Kitsune mask is considered bad luck, because since Kushina Uzumaki died, no one has hade it and been alive for more than a week. But Naruto has. Complete!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Naruto U., Kushina U. - Complete
What is LOVE? by Hinatamaniac reviews
What is love? In math, a problem. In history, a battle. In science, it's a reaction. In art, it's a heart. But to Hinata? Love always will and simply be, you...Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Top Secret S Rank Mission by Sarah1281 reviews
After Kabuto leaves, Aoba is left to try and explain what's happened to Naruto without revealing what's really going on...and Naruto, it seems, has plenty of questions of his own about this so-called 'S-rank ecology mission.' Recent manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 53 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Aoba Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Forgotten by Sakiku reviews
Kakashi's trying to open a new bank account. However, in the process, he discovers a teeny-weeny tiny problem…
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 102 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Bridge by Lucillia reviews
Tazuna's thoughts as he names his newly completed bridge.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Complete
Uzumaki Clan's Rebirth by G3rMan reviews
Naruto has gained knowledge of his heritage, and of a bloodline thought extinct. He must now leave Konoha to master his new abilities and bring back the glory of the Uzumaki, and he will have the help of a busty kage with a similar past. NaruxMei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 239,202 - Reviews: 2205 - Favs: 7,695 - Follows: 4,375 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Naruto U., Mei T. - Complete
18 Things by cutecrazyice reviews
18 things that Uchiha Sasuke will never, ever tell you. SasuSaku, Team Seven
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 139 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Your Man by Orange Sherbet reviews
All she wanted was a night out on the town. But, of course, nothing ever goes as planned when you have drunk S-Class ninjas trying to get in your pants...SakuAkatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,237 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Yukiko by Lucillia reviews
Orochimaru's daughter had a secret that not even she knew about.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 78 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Complete
Parental Control by Orange Sherbet reviews
Sakura's parents can't stand their daughter's boyfriend, so they've taken matters into their own hands. Based off the show Parental Control.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
A Horde by Miss-Leth reviews
What happens when Naruto shows a little skin in PE. Femnaruto, spoof fic.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 107 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Jumping on the Bandwagon: Clones in the Shadows by Smoochynose reviews
Naruto's been banished. Fortunately his friends don't approve of this movement.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Not Quite A Kage Killer by Lucillia reviews
But then again, Naruto's opponent wasn't a Kage. After going through Tobi more than once, Naruto decides to try something else.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 333 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Jumping on the Bandwagon: 27 Days by Smoochynose reviews
Danzo convinces the council to banish Naruto. Insanity ensues. "P.S. Naruto sends his love." Friendship fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,905 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 83 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Jumping on the Bandwagon: Missin Village by Smoochynose reviews
Danzo managed to get the council to banish Konoha's most unpredictable ninja, unfortunately he didn't count on unpredictability being contagious. Accepted!Naruto Friendship Fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 135 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
For the Plot by Tie-dyed Trickster reviews
Everyone knows what Kakashi's favorite series is! But what if the reason he reads them is a little different than everyone thinks it is? Short and funny and a little crackish. But only a little.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Family Reunion by Lucillia reviews
The mission to Wave goes a little bit differently when Naruto encounters a relative from his mother's side of the family that nobody knew he had. Chapters will be roughly drabble length or maybe a little longer.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Naruto U., Zabuza M. - Complete
I am an Uchiha by mollycoddle reviews
Itasaku - "Will there be grandchildren on the way?" "Sakura-san and I are working on that."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hair by aej1085 reviews
Naruto talks to Sakura about meeting his mom. A Naruto/Sakura oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 67 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Meeting With Mini Itachi by Sarah1281 reviews
After joining Akatsuki but before being assigned any missions, Sasuke is forced to endure the company of his brother's former partner who seems determined to annoy him to the point that he begins to miss NARUTO. And why can't he get his name right?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 94 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Kisame H. - Complete
Doing Good by sinemoras09 reviews
Three times where the Akatsuki are less than villainous. Itachi, Deidara, others. Crack. Gen. No spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Akatsuki, Itachi U. - Complete
With But the Pull of the Leash by Grand Phoenix reviews
Konoha never saw it coming. /Dark fic; Insane!Naruto/
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Hinata Gets Her Ears Pierced by She's A Keeper reviews
Shy Hinata finally gets her ears pierced.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Hinata H., Pain/Pein - Complete
Innocence by Tiro reviews
Kakuzu wondered how he got himself into this situation. Why couldn't it have happened to Hidan?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
What Not To Do On A Mission by PeinSaku reviews
Hello, my fellow shinobi. If you are reading this, then you must be preparing to embark upon your first mission. These simple guidelines were created to ensure the safety of your charge, your teammates, and yourself, so please do your best to follow them. Take, for example, Rule No. 26: If your teammate says "duck," he or she does not mean that a duck is passing by. [Crack.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 50 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Complete
A Sacrifice for Naruto by lord of the land of fire reviews
Hinata makes a choice to help Naruto no matter the cost.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 123 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
A Hundred Percent by Sandataba reviews
Itachi is the reason for Tenten's perfect aim. Crackficlet.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Itachi U., Tenten - Complete
dirty talk by the blanket reviews
CRACK. ONESHOT. SASUSAKU. "So Sasuke-kun," Sakura began, as she did her very best to compose herself. "Let's talk about sex."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 58 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Team 7 by Pleasedial123 reviews
In the Begining they were nothing. In the Middle they were broken. In the End they were something. Drabble. I Do Not Own Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Complete
Lucifer's Angel by Pnkrockninja101 reviews
AU. She was his angel and he had to save her. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Month as Naruto Uzumaki by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
Due to a false report, Sarutobi decides to impersonate 6 years old Naruto for a month. He should have known what he was getting into.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 4,635 - Follows: 1,682 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
Ninja! by Ladelle reviews
In the real world, Naruto tries his darnedest to convince Sasuke that yes, he is indeed a ninja. One-shot, humor. Naru-Sasu-Naru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
In God We Trust by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Thirteen truths about the gods and mortals of the Shinobi World.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 68 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Complete
A Distinctive Ring by TCurry reviews
Sometimes names go together well. Other times they don't. An argument leads to the exploration of such names, resulting in a bit of embarrassment and an equal bit of realization. Naru/Ino.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,719 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 76 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Asphyxiate by Samurai101 reviews
In the end, pain wears even the best men down, and drowning takes eternity.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Itachi U. - Complete
Family Resemblance by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Gaara always did hate their father. Kankuro used to be terrified he would find out about the family resemblance. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
Elements of Teamwork by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Earth. Wind. Lightning. Fire. Water. There's a little piece of personality in your chakra's affinity. Or is there a little piece of chakra affinity in your personality? This is what the teams are made of. Oneshot. 12fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Complete
Water Conservation by Arzosah reviews
One-shot. Akatsuki crack. You can take the Sand-nin out of the desert, but you can't take the desert out of them. Sasori proves to the rest of Akatsuki that in Suna, water conservation isn't so much regulation as religion. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Sasori, Akatsuki - Complete
Better to Honour by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Danzo could have been a hero. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 338 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Danzō S., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Underneath the Underneath by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Teaching children to be ninja is harder than it seems, especially if the children are good at it. If the academy instructors had decided to look underneath the underneath, what would they have seen? Oneshot. Rookiefic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 145 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Complete
switching sides by ohwhatsherface reviews
Sakura is done with boys and her teammates... well, they don't quite understand.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 101 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kyuubi the BuiltIn Best Friend by Sarah1281 reviews
Kakashi is mildly disturbed to see Naruto sporting fox ears and a fox tail and even more disturbed to learn that they were apparently gifts from his new friend: the demon imprisoned inside of him. Is this Therapy Jutsu at work or something else entirely?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 226 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Sasuke, I Think I'm Pregnant by Sarah1281 reviews
Sasuke's had his fair share of people claiming to be having his child but he'd never dated any of them before and they had all been decidedly female. Still, Naruto's quite convinced that he IS pregnant and logic isn't about to convince him otherwise...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 160 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Disturbing Pattern by Sarah1281 reviews
Thinking about the Sannin, Naruto comes to an unsettling realization: two of them and their teacher were all killed by a student of theirs. Could the still-comatose Tsunade be next? Needless to say, he's not going to be taking any chances...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 221 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Alternates by Wingwyrm reviews
Naruto has been alone for his entire short life. Is it any surprise that with his creative imagination that he imagined up someone to be there with him? Schizo/MDP!Naruto. One-shot. CharDeath.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 82 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Belief by demonicnargles reviews
Naruto could do the seemingly impossible, because he wasn't aware that he should not be able to do so. He didn't know better than to try. So he believed he could. Belief leads to persistence, leads to almost superhuman effort, leads to victory. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 64 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
ANBU duty by Writing bunny reviews
What assignments do the new ANBU recruits get?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Complete
What the heck is wrong with the Akatsuki? by TeenageNeko reviews
The Akatsuki are acting strange, and poor Itachi isn't getting out without a mental scar. CRACK FIC SO MUCH CRACK IT'LL MAKE YOUR EYES BURN!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Second Thoughts by BWL reviews
No one gets away with leaving Uchiha Sasuke at the alter. AU. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 76 - Published: 3/15/2010 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.] - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6712 - Favs: 15,055 - Follows: 6,308 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
The Best Way to Go by lord of the land of fire reviews
At the very end Naruto is able to give Sasuke one final gift.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 121 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Complete
Unsatisfactory Familial Relations by Sarah1281 reviews
During the Chuunin Exams, Sasuke and Temari find themselves alone together and end up bonding over the things they have in common: questionably sane teammates and homicidal brothers who could kill them at any moment.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 86 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Temari - Complete
Anbu Training Mission by Ebona Nite reviews
As a new Anbu, Naruto must take training missions. He's let in on a long held secret in Konoha that may possibly be the longest running prank in village history... Feel free to use idea, just reference me.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 1,086 - Follows: 257 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Naruto U., Tora - Complete
Please Don't Eat Me! by Sarah1281 reviews
On their way home from the failed invasion, Temari and Kankuro attempt to deal with issues related to Gaara's apology, including whether he really means it, if he's going to eat them, and whether Naruto is secretly a cult leader.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 214 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Gaara, Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Mission ranking guide for beginners by Writing bunny reviews
Don't believe the official guidelines. This is what the ranking really mean.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Complete
Just Where Do You Think You’re Going? by Sarah1281 reviews
After Naruto dragged him back to Konoha, Sasuke settled down with Sakura and had a kid. Tragically, he must have vengeance on Itachi and so eventually leaves again. Or tries to. His wife is NOT happy to be left behind again...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 106 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Recovered Spiral by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
At the Kage Meeting in Iron Country, the name Uzumaki Naruto comes up in conversation. The Godaime Mizukage, Terumi Mei, is not happy. Companion piece to “The Missing Spiral.” Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 63 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Mei T., Kushina U. - Complete
Unforeseen Consequences by Agent-G reviews
Ino tries to pull a prank on Naruto that backfires in the worse way as she is trapped in his mind. After she never sees Naruto the same way again. Taken over from Gaming Ikari but with new chapters later on. Naruto/Ino/Sakura, Tsunade/Jiraiya.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,718 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 2,391 - Follows: 1,385 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Tobi Calls Australia! by Sarah1281 reviews
Mary Sue is very excited when she accidentally calls half of the Akatsuki to our world...until they kill her and decide to take over the world. How do they fare and what's happening back in the Narutoverse as a result?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,472 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Setting An Example by Sarah1281 reviews
A week after Tsunade starts at the Acadmey, she and Tobirama have a discussion that convinces her that being Hokage is a terrible idea and she should be a Shinobi instead of a Kunoichi. But hey, at least she doesn't think the Uchiha are evil.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 92 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Tobirama S., Tsunade S. - Complete
Always the Last to Know by Sarah1281 reviews
While having lunch together one day, Iruka and Kakashi realize that everyone in Konoha thinks they are together. Bewildered, they attempt to track the source of these rumors as they barely even know each other. Surprisingly, not Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 164 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Critical Decision by Lucillia reviews
What if Jiraiya's choice that made the difference between sending his student down a path that led to peace or one that led to destruction was something that was seemingly small and inconsequential?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 107 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Jiraiya, Kakashi H. - Complete
KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUTSU! Sex, love,and shadow clones by SavageJho reviews
Sakura wants a five-some but with only Naruto! A lemony story of my favorite naruto pairing sakura x naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 63 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Well, He IS Really Old by Sarah1281 reviews
Sasuke and Karin sneak into Konoha with plans to dispose of Danzo once and for all...only to discover he's apparently died of old age. While they try to figure out what to do next, Sai and Naruto show up and suspect foul play...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 90 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Team Seven by hitori.no.boku reviews
They were never meant to be. And everyone knew it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 94 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Team Seven, Naruto U. - Complete
What Makes a Good Father? by HATEmach1ne reviews
Kurenai pondered what made a good father when she strolled down the streets of Konoha with her son. Uzumaki Naruto had just come back from a mission and had just run by them. Will a chance meeting between them develop into more? One-shot. Naru/Kurenai
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,749 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 1,509 - Follows: 512 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Wait, WHAT Are They Doing? by A Clockwork Pumelo reviews
Deidara hears Pein and Konan doing... something in their room, and stops to listen. Little does he know, oh, little does he know... Crack fic, pure, snow white and giggle inducing. T for potential for mental damage from reading this.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Feeling Underappreciated? Join the Akatsuki! by Sarah1281 reviews
Sakura and Ino are convinced their teammates think that they're weak. Upon failing to find support from their fellow Kunoichi, they decide that they have no choice but to leave Konoha and join the Akatsuki. Sadly, things do not go quite as planned...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 67 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
the Receipt by Xmarksthespot reviews
She wakes up one day to find an abundance of packages on her front door and a letter. Everything that she claimed Sasuke owed her were in those boxes. Sequel to the You Owe Me List.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 59 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
the You Owe Me List by Xmarksthespot reviews
He wakes up one day to find a list, composed of fourteen things he has owed Sakura over the past several years. SasuSaku, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 60 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Not So Happy Christmas Story by JFox101 reviews
WARNING! Suicide! and ANGST GALORE! Naruto is alone on Christmas eve when he decides to end it all. Rated M for Suicide. Character Death,
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Farewell, In Blood by coconutmandarin reviews
Before he killed his mother and father, Itachi killed his lover.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
Rocks Fall by Wingwyrm reviews
Kakashi has a message for his past self and Naruto is the perfect person to pass it along. Drabble, time travel, not-quite-crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 172 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Are You Sure it Doesn’t Say Arashi? by Sarah1281 reviews
The morning after Minato signs with the toads, Minato and Jiraiya try to work out just what Minato signed on the scroll. Minato insists he signed his own name but Jiraiya claims it says 'Arashi'...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 92 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Minato N., Jiraiya - Complete
That's It? by Sarah1281 reviews
Madara tracks down Naruto find out the answer to a very important question: Just how is he so persuasive? Initially reluctant, Naruto agrees if Madara explains his own powers of persuasion. Needless to say, the explanations just make them more confused.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 283 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Naruto U., Madara U. - Complete
Tora by top reviews
For generations, every Genin has regretted ever taking on the Tora rescue mission. Wait a minute, are cats supposed to live that long!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,092 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sunshine by Lucillia reviews
Drabble. Madara and a Hyuuga witness Hashirama trying out a jutsu on a scroll he'd "swiped" from his brother. The results of the jutsu were somewhat...interesting.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 91 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Hashirama S., Madara U. - Complete
Transformation Technique by Lucillia reviews
The Second Hokage invents a certain variant of the Henge and has a rather interesting misadventure that nearly scars him for life. The next person to use it has far more luck with it than he did.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 106 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Tobirama S., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Gaara the Messiah by Sarah1281 reviews
“Look, it was either that or telling everyone you were a zombie.” Gaara's resurrection has unexpected consequences when they have to find a way to explain it without mentioning forbidden jutsu. And sadly, those were two of the more reasonable ideas...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 228 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Last Stand by escalus01 reviews
We know of his father but what of his mother? What happened to her, to make her leave her son alone? Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Kushina U. - Complete
Say Something Stupid by Xmarksthespot reviews
Like most men, Sasuke has a phobia - a weakness. So when he's leaving Konoha and stumbles onto a crying Sakura, he doesn't know what to do. So he makes a regretable promise.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Worst Chuunin Present Ever by Sarah1281 reviews
Post-series. Upon making Chuunin, Naruto and Co are called into Tsunade's office to hear some startling news: Naruto is secretly a girl. And apparently a lesbian. And no, she's still not in love with Sasuke. And why does no one ever tell her these things?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 134 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Finally Dealing with the Fallout by Sarah1281 reviews
After confessing her undying love for Naruto, Sakura's convinced it is reciprocated and decides to plan out their relationship. Apparently she didn't discuss it with Naruto, though, and he's got some issues with her to work out. Recent manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 56 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Merry Band of Idiots by ohwhatsherface reviews
They would probably kill each other before they killed Sasuke. Really, what was Shikamaru THINKING when he said they would make a good team?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Sakura H., Kiba I. - Complete
prove it by ohwhatsherface reviews
Not knowing, Sakura concluded, was the worst feeling in the world. It was positively infuriating, at that. Which is why she had to ask. "Are you guys gay? Like, together?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 70 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Needless Gender Confusion by Sarah1281 reviews
In which a girl Haku decides to protect herself while travelling by pretending to be a boy...without actually changing her appearance in the slightest. Zabuza tries to understand her reasoning, but that seems to be as unbalanced as she is.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 188 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Zabuza M., Haku - Complete
To Forgive, Divine by Akatsuki210 reviews
Could any god forgive a man who's done the things I have?" Itachi, Pain, and the nature of forgiveness. One-shot, MANGA SPOILERS.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Itachi U., Pain/Pein - Complete
The Missing Spiral by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
Someone discovers that Naruto is her cousin, and she’s one of the last people you’d expect.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 82 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Karin U., Kushina U. - Complete
Talked Into Self Sacrifice by Sarah1281 reviews
Hyuuga Hizashi was just minding his own business when he was accosted by a Hyuuga elder with a mad plan to save Hiashi from his own mistake: talking his twin into agreeing to a trade.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Hizashi H., Hiashi H. - Complete
Madara Wants to do WHAT to the Moon? by Sarah1281 reviews
After the summit, Gaara finds Naruto and explains to him what Madara's current 'Master Plan' is. Needless to say, Naruto is not impressed and his faith in Madara's sanity takes a huge nosedive. "He either didn't think this through or he's lying to us."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 1,937 - Follows: 466 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Walk With Me by demonicnargles reviews
Naruto, in his own subtle way, pushed everyone to do their best. To do better than they thought they could. To accomplish the seemingly impossible. Only afterwards did Tayuya realize this. M for a bit of language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,500 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 109 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
Karma by demonicnargles reviews
Each tailed beast had a power. Shukaku had sand. Kyuubi had luck. Good luck for himself, drained from his enemies. It was for this reason that Naruto was the luckiest man in the world, and his enemies the unluckiest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 89 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U. - Complete
Divinity by demonicnargles reviews
Kyuubi comes to an understanding of death, of divinity and of true power. Kyuubi learns from his seal how to manipulate even the gods, and become one himself, if only by proxy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,991 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 93 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U. - Complete
The Secret Origins of the Bell Test by Sarah1281 reviews
Even though they both knew it was a bad idea, Hashirama needed an apprentice so Tobirama had to take a team. What they DIDN’T expect was to create the infamous bell test to get out of going over paperwork or to begin to turn the team against the Uchiha…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 79 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
Could Have Been Worse by Sarah1281 reviews
After listening to his team complaining AGAIN just because he showed up nine hours late, Kakashi decides he has the worst team ever and wonders what it would be like if he'd gotten a different team...on second thought, maybe Team 7's not so bad.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 151 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Itachi’s First Day by Sarah1281 reviews
Itachi’s first day with the Akatsuki doesn’t start off the best: Kisame keeps calling him a kid, Orochimaru keeps hitting on him, Sasori turned himself into a puppet, and Zetsu might eat them all. He knew he should’ve stayed in Konoha…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 205 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
The Power of Fanaticism versus the Power of Youth by Sarah1281 reviews
Since Danzo's trial-run as Hokage doesn't really 'work out', it's time to select a new candidate. As the Daimyo is clearly susceptible to loud people, Shikaku only has one choice to prevent Danzo from picking one of his puppets: Maito Gai for Rokudaime.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 144 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Madara’s Dramatic Exit by Sarah1281 reviews
Hashirama and Tobirama were only trying to assure Madara that winning the Hokage battle didn't mean they were planning on destroying the Uchiha, but they end up accidentally inspiring Danzo and feeding Madara's paranoia until he gets fired as clan head…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 67 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
Where Do Babies Come From? by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, pre-Naruto, no Bijuu, one-shot, follows "Incarnation"...sort of. Omake or crack, whichever you prefer. Naruto asks Minato one of those questions that parents dread... Read, review, and enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 48 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Hard to Forgive by Tiro reviews
Banished from Konoha after an accident with Kyuubi, Naruto swears to come back too powerful to be brought down. Years pass with no sign. Until they hear a Hidden Village has risen, and its' residents are demons and outcasts. Will they find Naruto there?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,325 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 3,691 - Follows: 1,643 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Lee's Inexplicable Crush by Sarah1281 reviews
After the Chuunin Exam preliminaries, Neji and Tenten sit down and try and figure out why in the world Lee likes Sakura so much when they have almost nothing in common and practically no shared values. It...doesn't go very well.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 77 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Gai's Very Own Eternal Rival by Sarah1281 reviews
After three years of brooding on his public humiliation, Kisame finally faces Gai again only to realize he has no idea who he is. Well that won't do! The epic battle over Gaara can wait. Let Operation: Remember Me! begin...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 66 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Kisame H., Gai M. - Complete
Choosing Chuunins by Sarah1281 reviews
After the invasion, it is left to the Council to decide the results of the Exam. They refuse to promote an invader out of principle but they’d like to promote SOMEONE. And they need a new Hokage. And Itachi will probably be back. And Danzo keeps applying.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 108 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Koharu U., Homura M. - Complete
Since When is Danzo the Voice of Reason? by Sarah1281 reviews
Upon hearing that Danzo wants to start treating Sasuke like a missing-nin, Sakura and Naruto run off to beg him to reconsider. Perturbed, Danzo points out that he IS a missing-nin and why they have to start acting like it, regardless of nostalgia.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 79 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Naruto U., Danzō S. - Complete
Yay We Passed by Sarah1281 reviews
After passing Kakashi's bell test, Naruto asks Sasuke why's he's not more excited. The Uchiha reveals that it was inevitable that they would, not only because he's amazing, but because of politics. His team doesn't understand, so he's forced to elaborate.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 142 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Birth of a Rivalry by Sarah1281 reviews
Though it pains Sakura greatly, she knows that it’s for the best that she and her best friend become bitter rivals…over a boy who cannot stand either of them. Ino, naturally, is confused and tries to change Sakura’s mind. Inevitably, they get sidetracked.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Leaf Village? Seriously? by Sarah1281 reviews
Madara, Izuna, Hashirama, and Tobirama meet to name the village and finalize the constitution. It quickly dissolves into an epic shogi match with Tobirama inadvertently convincing his students that the Uchiha are evil. It's all harmless, though...right?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 90 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
An Answer at Last by Sarah1281 reviews
When Kiba finds out that Naruto STILL hasn’t responded to Hinata’s love confession, he drags her off to confront Naruto, who’s talking with Sakura, who’s convinced he loves HER. Or does he love Sasuke? The time has come to sort this out. Not Kiba/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 94 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Naruto U., Kiba I. - Complete
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 2,527 - Follows: 530 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Demon Will Die by NinjaTeddy reviews
Iruka found a note pinned to Naruto's door when he went to check on him. He slowly slid down the floor after reading it, shocked by what he found. Oneshot, parental/brotherly Iruka and suicidal Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
Getting Revenge Without Being a Total Prick by Sarah1281 reviews
After beating Orochimaru, Sasuke hears of Shikamaru's success in getting revenge on Hidan in about a week and decides that since he's made little progress on that himself in the last eight years, he should seek him out and ask for some friendly advice...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 98 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
There’s Faith and then There’s THAT by Sarah1281 reviews
In which Jiraiya and the Council team up to try and convince the Sandaime that revealing Naruto's Jinchuuriki status to everyone in Konoha is not exactly the best plan and Sarutobi professes his great faith in the people of Konoha constantly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 126 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Jiraiya, Hiruzen S. - Complete
Youth and Innocence by laurelsblue reviews
Hashirama really regretted giving his brother a genin team sometimes. 20 things Team Tobirama is no longer allowed to do.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 72 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Tobirama S., Hashirama S. - Complete
You're Not Hallucinating, Sasuke! by Sarah1281 reviews
The night of the massacre, Sasuke decides he must be hallucinating and keeps nitpicking a time-pressed Itachi's attempts to convince him otherwise while delivering his infamous 'I'm evil! Seek Vengeance! Kill your best friend! ' speech.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 1,469 - Follows: 349 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Let's Kill Sasuke! by Sarah1281 reviews
As per Shikamaru's request, Sakura and Naruto have a chat about whether or not it would be for the best to just kill Sasuke and get it over with or let him continue to be an idiot and possibly start a war. Spoilers for recent Manga chapters.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 60 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Choosing the Fourth by Sarah1281 reviews
In which the Third Hokage, the three Sannin, and the Yellow Flash decide on the Fourth Hokage by means of 'not its', addressing a series of hypothetical situations, and seeing who's brave enough to put on Tsunade's cursed necklace.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 1,395 - Follows: 318 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Minato N., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Keep Your Eye on the Council by Sarah1281 reviews
After Naruto brings Sasuke back at the Valley of the End, the ever-nefarious Council decides to banish Naruto and make Sasuke the Rokudaime. Their plan works perfectly...until Naruto doesn't care, Sasuke runs away again, and Tsunade shows up.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 334 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Naruto U., Tsunade S., Koharu U., Homura M. - Complete
Are you happy? by lord of the land of fire reviews
Sasuke finally has everything he wanted. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Reason for Absence by firefly reviews
She was already hopelessly late for her court appointment; the last thing she needed was to run down a member of one of the city's most dangerous crime syndicates. Ino. Hidan. Crack AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,668 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 118 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Ino Y., Hidan - Complete
Pink Hair by existence555 reviews
A young Sasuke discusses his desired living situation for himself and Sakura with his mother.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Condoms? by YumiCried reviews
Little Naruto and little Hinata tries to figure out what a condom is. And they did but....
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Akatsuki Sex Talks by ShockValueAuthor reviews
How the Akatsuki had found about the 'birds and bees'. Rated M for sexual humor
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
victims of love by ohwhatsherface reviews
I can't do this anymore. You make fun of me and say cruel things and you hit me! THERE ARE HOTLINES FOR THESE KINDS OF RELATIONSHIPS.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Danzo Dies by The Laughing Phoenix reviews
Danzo dies when a tree falls on him. Accidentally. Slight crack.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Danzō S. - Complete
Unexpected by PeinSaku reviews
Sakura was determined to make the ungrateful jerk thank her for healing him after his stupid ritual this time. But his definition of thanking was a little...OFF... [Akatsuki no Sakura. Crack!fic. Language Warning.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 68 - Published: 7/22/2009 - [Sakura H., Hidan] Akatsuki - Complete
Winner by morallyambiguous reviews
Inner Sakura is a lot more dangerous than Sakura ever wants to realize.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Attending Ino's Body by OrangeBackpack reviews
Naruto finds Ino's body after she uses her Shintenshin no Jutsu. NaruIno Fic. My first Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 452 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
A Little Red Envelope by ShelbySabaku reviews
Gaara are you upset?" Sakura asked hesitantly. "Of course I'm upset, The Akatsuki are sending you love letters" he growled. "But it's not even like the Akatsuki" Sakura exclaimed. "It's more like the Akatsuki on Crack!" OOCness. You have been warned
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 93 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Lullaby by Demented Me reviews
//SasuSaku// She let him into her bed sometimes. When it was late and he was restless. She let him take comfort in her. LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Rules for Tobi, by the Akatsuki by Bored Katsu reviews
Tobi wants to be a good boy! The Akatsuki have made up some rules so that their newest member doesn't get killed on day one. List format except for Chapter Five. Currently being reposted for typos.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Tomboy Butterfly by Quill of Molliemon reviews
One-shot, pre-Naruto, follows "Secret Family Jutsu". Kushina wants to apologize. Minato picks the punishment. Both get more than they bargain for. And Jiraiya enjoys the show... Read and review and enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Not a Henge by ShaperV reviews
There's something a little...off...about Naruto's one original technique.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 287 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
How Far He Would Go by kaotic312 reviews
Just how lazy is Shikamaru? Ask his wife. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Secret Family Jutsu by Quill of Molliemon reviews
One-shot, pre-Naruto. Kushina decides to share a jutsu that her older brothers taught her with Minato... Minato rather wishes that she hadn't. Read, review, and enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 55 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Hatake Anko by meatballs in the impala reviews
Anko's furious. Kakashi's oblivious. What in the world is happening? Kakashi/Anko.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Kakashi H., Anko M. - Complete
Bantam Eden by firefly reviews
Out of all the little shops and stalls lining the streets of Konoha, Hidan finds it is the Yamanaka flower shop that makes his extended visit worthwhile, particularly when the store owner's daughter is tending his requests. Hidan. Ino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,993 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Hidan, Ino Y. - Complete
Wash The Pain Away by Pleasedial123 reviews
The small boy seemed abandoned by the world as he sat in the cold harsh rain. The taller figure clenched his eyes, sharing the boy's pain. "I'm Sorry…" The man whispered. Oneshot. I Do Not Own Naruto. Naruto and Yondaime fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 57 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Movie Night by firefly reviews
Opting for a scary movie was better than moping the rest of the night away, especially since it gave him an excuse to spend some quality time with his new neighbour. Naruto. Shizune. Friendship fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Naruto U., Shizune - Complete
Two Birds, One Stone by lilkyonkyon reviews
Hiashi knows it’s time for Hinata and Neji to get the Talk. He decides to kill two birds with one stone and tell them at the same time. Rated for innuendo. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Five Reasons by nyet khan reviews
Five reasons why Naruto will never be like the Fourth Hokage and other tales.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,548 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Eighteen Is The Legal Age For Marriage, You Know by PeinSaku reviews
"Also," his father continued, raising a bit of curiosity in Itachi, "if you're going to take over my position in a few years, you'll need to find a suitable wife." Across the table, Sasuke choked on his breakfast. Mikoto squealed. "Yes! I can't wait to be a grandmother!" — Prequel to "Fifteen Is A Good Age For Having Kids, You Know." [AU. Crack-ish.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 170 - Published: 6/9/2009 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
Death of the Beast by Hidden In The Darkness 15 reviews
Naruto is tired of living a lie, so he just stop living all together. Angsty little one shot that is exactly 666 words long, not including the AN's. Suicide
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Do Unto Others by demonicnargles reviews
Naruto learns to practice the Golden Rule. Incorrectly. Do unto others, as they have done unto you. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 73 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Consequences of Leaving Your Duel Disk On by ktCatsbone reviews
When Yugi leaves his Duel Disk on after falling asleep, two love-struck magicians can finally express their love to one another. Dark Magician/Dark Magician Girl. My First Strong sexual content/ lemon fic. Don't like, don't read. Surprise at the end!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Mahado/Mahad, Mana - Complete
Green M&M's by PeinSaku reviews
When she saw the e-mail was from Ino, she should have deleted it. But, of course, being the curious little person she was, Sakura had opened it. She couldn't help it; she just had to know. [AU. Crack!fic.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 43 - Published: 5/18/2009 - [Sakura H., Pain/Pein] - Complete
Yellow Flash by Kaori reviews
Has it ever occurred to anybody else that the Iwagakure ninja hated the Yondaime for more than JUST kicking their asses? ONE SHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 108 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Minato N. - Complete
Parent Day by Reizbar-Ookami reviews
Oneshot: Eight-year-old Naruto hates Parent Day, because he has no parents. He never expected Iruka and Anko to come on his behalf, expecting to see what he'd learned. And he DEFINITELY hadn't expected Anko to punch out his sensei!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 69 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Anko M., Naruto U. - Complete
Long Story Short by therealesther reviews
A mission in 10 sentences. NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Pyre by Slytherin Kunoichi reviews
“Hey Naruto,” Sakura smiled and turned to Naruto, holding a sparkler in her hand. “Light my fire?”
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sapphire Eyes by Aceber reviews
The Yondaime hadn’t miscalculated. And he wasn’t all that golden either. An angelic exterior hides far more sinister motives. Long live the Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 1,109 - Follows: 297 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
The Unforgiving by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A banished Naruto is told he needs to return to the Hidden Leaf by an emissary of the new Rokudaime Hokage. His reaction isn't what you'd expect.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 4,451 - Follows: 1,513 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Mother's Love: The Life of Kushina by lord of the land of fire reviews
Prequel to A Mother's Love. Long before she ever met the man she would fall in love with she knew both the sweeteness of triumph and the bitterness of defeat. Kushina X Minato
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 111,063 - Reviews: 1130 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Door to Door by stones reviews
Whoever said door to door salesmen were annoying was absolutely, positively, most definitely right. Hidan/Sakura. Mature Humor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 78 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
The Fox and the Hound by Minnionette reviews
AU one-shot. The Third Hokage goes looking for a family he can con into adopting a newly-orphaned vessel named Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Hiruzen S., Naruto U. - Complete
hopscotch by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Ramen-verse Non Massacre AU. To see a world in a grain of sand, and a heaven in a wild flower… It was a chance at redemption, a first step towards something new. Iruka does not know who to feel sorry for more; his Genin-hopefuls, or Uchiha Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 96 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
An Uzumaki Amongst the Dunes by pudgypudge reviews
Having been denied his birthright by the council of Konoha, Naruto forsakes the Leaf Village. He leaves for what he hopes is a better life among the shinobi of Suna, taking his family's scrolls and heirlooms with him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 172,558 - Reviews: 4726 - Favs: 10,952 - Follows: 5,828 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
10 SureFire Ways To Get Uzumaki Naruto Into Bed by Benq reviews
View Sasuke's 10 ways to get Naruto into bed. Rated for language, hinted yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 131 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dirty Speech by Zelha reviews
Who would have thought her husband had such a penchant for dirty talk! ItaSaku crackish smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 105 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Illegitimate Love by Jetslinger reviews
One night of passion can lead to a lifetime of happiness. At least, that's how it is in movies. NarutoxTenten. M for sex and language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 85,055 - Reviews: 1368 - Favs: 2,568 - Follows: 1,441 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
Regrets and Consequences by Sneaky-fox reviews
A look into the life of Naruto and the Yondaime, had he survived the sealing along with his wife. Some things once given up can never be reclaimed. One shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,563 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 362 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Rumours by chata reviews
-NaruHina- "Don't worry, Hinata-chan! You could be flat and I'd still love you!" -One-shot-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
A Nightmare on Leaf Street by PeinSaku reviews
After a series of strange events that Sakura would rather not know about, the Akatsuki have somehow come to be Konoha's tentative allies, and they are in need of a place to stay. Who better to push them on than Tsunade's trusted apprentice? [Crack. Language Warning.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,985 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 63 - Published: 3/2/2009 - [Sakura H., Hidan] Akatsuki - Complete
Play Date by Beff reviews
Sakumo's in trouble. How does a tired dad deal with a bored Kakashi, the three-year-old prodigy? One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 57 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Sakumo H., Kakashi H. - Complete
100 Ways To Get Killed By The Akatsuki by PeinSaku reviews
The Akatsuki. With just those two words, an entire village could be brought to its knees, quivering and crying for mercy. Despite this, a dark secret hovered above these men - and woman. This motley crew was actually composed of...imbeciles. [Crack!fic.]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 65 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
No Mercy by VFSNAKE reviews
I was betrayed by those close to me. Those I never suspected would. Now...all bets are off. Pairings undecided. NO YAIO!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 70,270 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 1,959 - Follows: 1,132 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
NaruBook by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
CRACK. Facebook is addictive, even to ninja. Uchiha Sasuke is annoyed, Uchiha Karin is sad, and Uzumaki Naruto and Haruno Sakura are now engaged. Confused? The MiniFeed has all the answers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 1,149 - Follows: 125 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Meeting Between Heaven and Earth by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Pein's brutal razing of Konoha tests Naruto's mettle in ways he never expected or wanted. As a jinchuuriki, genin, summoner, sage, and aspiring Hokage, this is what is means to be Uzumaki Naruto with his village on the brink of annihilation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,071 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 1,660 - Follows: 458 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Different Day by GlassCase reviews
“Prove you’re not gay, Dobe.” Sasuke said. “How?” Naruto asked. Sasuke rolled his eyes, “Kiss a girl.” He answered. NaruHina One-shot Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 61 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Warped Logic by nimblnymph reviews
It was the time of year no jounin instructor enjoyed: Teacher Evaluation. It was the one time they were at the mercy of their student's whim, where everything they'd done could now turn around and bite them back.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,817 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Complete
Weirdest Attack Ever by NarutosBrat reviews
The truth behind that fateful October 10th night. Insanity at its worst.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 75 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Misinterpretations by Hell Jashin reviews
"You.. You… you little dick!" Hidan screamed, pointing an accusing finger at achi raised an eyebrow in return. "Is there a reason you're insulting my dick?"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Itachi U., Hidan - Complete
Daughters by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. MinatoKushina, FugakuMikoto, little!Team7. Sakura is a sadist in the making, Minato expands his vocabulary, Mikoto really wants a daughter and nobody loves Sasuke. Sort of.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Mikoto U., Kushina U. - Complete
How Naruto Escaped the Akatsuki by Unicron Risen reviews
Naruto is captured by the Akatsuki and knows only one way evil enough to work against this evil orginazation.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Coping Mechanisms by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
The difference between breaking down and having been broken beyond all repair is all in how you tilt your head and look at it. It's time to take a good long look at the truth that lies at the heart of Uzumaki Naruto. Mature themes. Naruto/Naruko, maybe?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,238 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 421 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Naruto U., Naruko U. - Complete
He'd Be Proud by MissWorded reviews
Jiraiya would be proud of his prophecy child. If you know what I mean, and I think you do. NaruHina. Rated T for sexual suggestion.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 148 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Can I Keep Her? by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Oneshot. What if Jiraiya and Naruto were in Cloud country when Yugito was about to be nabbed by Akatsuki?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 1,338 - Follows: 387 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Naruto U., Yugito N. - Complete
Bring the Hammer Down by pudgypudge reviews
After a near death experience courtesy of a chidori, Naruto meets Kami and she makes him her own personal shinigami on earth. Given a holy warhammer to help him in his duties, Naruto must bring divine justice while maintaining ninja duties. Shippuden
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 156,721 - Reviews: 2138 - Favs: 4,143 - Follows: 2,196 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 7,346 - Follows: 2,372 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Anatomy Test by sasusaku779 reviews
Sakura learned her anatomy in a most sensual manner, how does she fare on the test? Sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
the talk by smartalker reviews
Where do babies come from? — GaaraSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Invisible Scars by laurelsblue reviews
Thirteen truths about Anko, Hayate, Iruka, Orochimaru and a team that might have been.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Anko M., Iruka U. - Complete
Truth by Omission by Scribbler reviews
Nobody played with the blond kid. Nobody wondered how he survived, whether he was happy, or where he went each day after playtime was over. Angsty one shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Gotta Catch'em All by Xmarksthespot reviews
SasuSaku Oneshot -- He gave her the Uchiha necklace. They were to marry, but, she didn't want to wear it. "Sasuke-kun...your clan symbol looks like a pokeball..."
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love For Profanity by Awesome Anonymous reviews
-::HidaHina::- Hidan really only desired one thing: someone who cursed as much as he did.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Hidan, Hinata H. - Complete
Pick Me Up by Kantayra reviews
Sasuke finally meets his greatest enemy: the singles bar. Faced with fangirls, fanboys, and bad pick-up lines, only Naruto can save him from this unstoppable terror. Naruto/Sasuke or Sasuke/Naruto, whichever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,817 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 98 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Live On by demonicnargles reviews
As the host, Naruto could not ever resist the demon's stronger urges. Strongest of all is the will to survive. And so Naruto will do anything, anything at all to keep going. Whatever it takes, no matter the cost, so that he can live on. Dark One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 59 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Blink by demonicnargles reviews
What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable barrier? Things break. Things like Time. Another take on Kyuubi and the Shinigami's seal. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 146 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Jealous by demonicnargles reviews
Tayuya lives in Konoha. A glimpse into her life there, a few looks at how she got there, and how she keep Naruto to herself. NaruTayu M for language One-Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 92 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
Despair by demonicnargles reviews
The allies from sand never came, and so the Sasuke retrieval mission went badly. Naruto is captured. Konoha thinks he is a traitor. Naruto gives up. NaruTayu Dark One-shot M for Tayuya's language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 54 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
Only Naruto by demonicnargles reviews
Naruto saw people in a different light. They were tools, nothing more. But when he confronts someone much like him, a prisoner he is supposed to interrogate, can he keep his cold outlook, even with her? NaruTayu. M for language. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,814 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 107 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
YO MOMMA by Thorn In Your Side reviews
Sakura has had ENOUGH of her teammates' constant bickering so she takes it upon herself to resolve the tension between them. Her method of choice? A yo momma joke face off!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Poison of the Heart by demonicnargles reviews
A story about how Naruto copies the style of jyuuken, to deadly effect. Now he is a killer, who continues on in hopes of redeeming himself. In hopes of atoning for his accidental crime. NaruHina. Dark. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,446 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Deadliest Poison by demonicnargles reviews
A story about how Naruto copies the style of jyuuken, to great effect. Only, his version is much more deadly, thanks to Kyuubi. But no one will tell him, and so when he finally finds out… Dark. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
All Mine by demonicnargles reviews
Naruto wouldn’t let them take her away. “You can’t have her! She’s mine! All mine!” Tayuya felt the same way. NaruTayu One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,260 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 152 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
Infectious by demonicnargles reviews
Naruto was always happy. Always encouraging. Always persevering. Always smiling. Not even Tayuya could resist succumbing to the pleasant cheerfulness that permeated the very air around that loud, blonde ninja. NaruTayu One-shot. M for Tayuya's language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
Hair by demonicnargles reviews
Naruto liked his hair. It never needed any sort of special cleaning. But when his friend Ino feels it after the one time he actually used shampoo, she demanded that he do so from then on. And since he enjoyed it when she played with his hair... One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
How to Put the Bun in the Oven by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. Fact of life, never get lessons in love from two idiots who are relatively foreign to the concept.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Split by demonicnargles reviews
His fractured mind made him capable of anything. It made him Konoha’s most unpredictable ninja. And eventually, Konoha’s most unpredictable ninjas. If it sounds strange, it’s because it is. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 120 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Hunter by demonicnargles reviews
Betrayed, Naruto becomes the Hunter, a merciless phantom who lives in the forest, killing indiscriminately. But in the end, he finds that he can't stay angry, even at those who drove him away to begin with. Dark. Violent.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,702 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 50 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
No, You're Sexy! by Kantayra reviews
Naruto and Sasuke have the amazing power to argue about anything, even sex. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 52 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Escalate by demonicnargles reviews
It started out with a simple spar. But in time, this simple start escalated into something much more... intense. Almost as much as the tension between them had escalated. It was inevitable that something like this would happen. Naruto/Ino NaruIno One-shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Suffer by demonicnargles reviews
Naruto had always been a cheerful, laid-back kinda guy. But there are some things he can never forgive. “Killing you would be too kind. I want you to suffer.” Dark. Rated M for a bit of gore. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Nine Tailed Serpent by LT2000 reviews
Naruto was the ideal shinobi, a cold killer twisted by the Kyuubi's demonic whisperings. When he is placed onto a Genin team, new bonds develop. Now this living machine struggles with his dark past and what it means to be human. Now complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 270,796 - Reviews: 2816 - Favs: 4,014 - Follows: 2,632 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Shatter by demonicnargles reviews
If you crack it, you can fix it. If you lose it, you can find it. But Naruto's mind shattered into a million pieces, and no one could hope to put it back together again. Naruto/Sakura NaruSaku. Dark. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Robots Don't Get Sick by Darkfire75 reviews
“Everybody gets sick, seriously,” Hidan snarled, coughing a bit. “Not Itachi, un. I’ve never seen him sick.” Hidan quirked a brow. “Well he’s a robot. Robots don’t get sick.” Rated for Hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Something Borrowed by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. She locked the door. She could’ve sworn she locked the door.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 70 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
About Ten by Kantayra reviews
The mysterious organization called Akatsuki is made up of about ten shinobi. Who would have thought that maintaining an evil criminal organization of *exactly* ten members would be so difficult? Pure crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 59 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Madara U., Pain/Pein - Complete
Crush by Cylinse reviews
GaaSaku It's an obsession...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
The Cost of Dreams by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
During their training trip together, Jiraiya takes upon himself to teach Uzumaki Naruto about all about women for his 15th birthday, whether he likes it or not. Slight x-over.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,676 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 176 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Naruto U., Jiraiya - Complete
A Woman's Touch by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
God help the poor fool who messes with her boys. Kunoichi centric
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 1,819 - Follows: 249 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Complete
The Akatsuki Is Screwed by RuneWitchSakura reviews
There is one thing in the world you don't ever Ever EVER do. And that is piss off Iruka. The Akatsuki has done that...The Akatsuki is screwed. Rated T for Violence. Oneshot plus 2 Omake stories: Kakashi finds TobiObito, and Sasuke Gets The News
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,376 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Iruka U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sex Ed by Simsim1705 reviews
There's nothing quite like childhood innocence, especially the second it leaves. Poor Hinata-chan! SasuHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Fourth Dojutsu by HistorianoftheKais reviews
The Rinnegan, Byakugan, and the Sharingan are hailed as the three great Dojutsus in the land. What few people realize is that there is one other Dojutsu that equals them in power. It is time for the great bloodline of Whirlpool Country to reveal itself
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 95,474 - Reviews: 1165 - Favs: 3,536 - Follows: 2,481 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Rules of Engagement by MissWorded reviews
In which Hiashi attempts to marry off Hinata. And fails miserably in the process. NaruHina, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,346 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 134 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Overprotective by Not Really Yours reviews
Naruto is coming to dinner with Sasuke's family, and Itachi's a little protective of his foolish little brother. NaruSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 112 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Teasing by Randomonium reviews
Sequel to Waking : Anko visits Kakashi at the training grounds. By the time the kids are dismissed, they are well and truly traumatised due to... things that were said. Yeah. Rated M cos I'm paranoid.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Anko M., Kakashi H. - Complete
Morning Surprise by QueenTigris reviews
Temari wakes up with an unexpected little insomniac in her bed. And he doesn't want to leave. Post "Save Gaara" Arc. Family bonding.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 63 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Only Bastards Rise by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has learned everything from his mistakes. Anyone who thinks otherwise is dead wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 2,485 - Follows: 653 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Mother's Love by lord of the land of fire reviews
Uzumaki Kushina survived her son's birth and the Kyuubi's attack. Now she must do everything in her power to protect him and help him reach his dream, to be Hokage. Naru X Hina X Yugito
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 376,514 - Reviews: 9526 - Favs: 8,709 - Follows: 4,446 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Defenestration by hapan reviews
Defenestration: The fine art of throwing somebody out a window. Kushina/Minato, pre-Kyuubi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 96 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
traffic in the sky by ohwhatsherface reviews
Neji, Sakura. It's enough to make me cry.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Naruto: Altered History by Geor-sama reviews
Meet Uzumaki Naruto, the number one prankster ninja. He lives in Konoha...and has a dark secret so large that NOBODY knows, not even Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 323,140 - Reviews: 2505 - Favs: 5,669 - Follows: 3,376 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Of War by H.E. Gray reviews
There were other people in the Iwa-Konoha war, and Yondaime was only a hero to some of them. Death, violence, bad language. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Minato N. - Complete
Childhood Hell by BlackElement7 reviews
He takes a tentative step into this world that she calls her mind. Sakuracentric, Kakashi's POV.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
What It Takes To Be A Teacher by Mirror and Image reviews
Complete Iruka's had a long day with parents and rants to Kakashi on what's necessary to teach.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,926 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
A Scandalous Proposal by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
Sakura is fed up with being the bridesmaid but never the bride and goes to confront Naruto about his most indecent lack of proposals. narusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 1,303 - Follows: 250 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tattoos and Sakura Don't Mix by montycrowley reviews
Oh god. It was like a scene out of Icha Icha Paradise. Team 7 One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
To be Wanted by DeathofME18 reviews
Ino finds herself coming home to lonely nights, but tonight seems to be different. After letting Shikamaru and Chouji go, Ino finds herself in a situation with her Hokage who proposes something. This night never happened...MAJOR LEMON! WARNING!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,754 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
He loved how crazy she was by aGreatPenName reviews
It was after she had faced off against Itachi that Hidan realized he was obsessed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
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You are mine reviews
The Uchiha Clan laws state: 'If it has your name on it, it's yours.' Sakura thought she had won, until the Uchiha took the matters in his own hands. SasuSaku fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/21/2016 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Cranky Uchiha reviews
"Do not disturb an Uchiha; especially a dead one," is what the Ancient Laws state. The Shinobi world would never be the same again
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,988 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/18/2016 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Madara U., Tobirama S. - Complete
Power of Icha Icha reviews
The legend says it was Icha Icha that brought peace to the five Shinobi nations. Crack!fic. Rated T just to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/3/2016 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Obito U. - Complete
Underneath the underneath reviews
Naruto always makes the best choice, whether it is bending the universe to his will or breaking a few stereotypes. Crack!fic. Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/23/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Size does matter reviews
The male members of Team 7 overhear a conversation that will alter their lives forever. Crack!fic. Please R&R.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/20/2016 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Hinata H., Team Seven - Complete
Shukaku's Lament reviews
After all, losing to a 12-years-old seriously damages one's pride. Crack!fic
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/28/2016 - Naruto U., Madara U., Shukaku - Complete
D- Rank Missions reviews
Since the dawn of the Shinobi world, D-Rank missions have held different meaning for everyone. We will take a look at them from different perspectives.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/27/2016 - Kakashi H., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Hero of Kiri reviews
Before he was a missing nin, Momochi Zabuza knew the taste of victory and the pain of loss. This is his story, as he vows to reform the Village Hidden in the Mist.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/14/2016 - Zabuza M., OC
Best use of the Rinnegan reviews
Nagato was, after all, trained by Jiraiya himself. Crack!fic. Please R&R. Rated T for slight cursing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/14/2016 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
A Lesson Learned reviews
No matter what happens, you just don't break the ancient laws. Kyuubi learns this lesson the hard way. Crack!fic Please R&R.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/12/2016 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
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