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I'm just some loser trying to find his way through this crazy internet site we call Fanfiction. Net. I guess you can say that I own the most successful Little Witch Academia fan fiction(Not anymore), which really isn't much on an achievement considering only like two people are active. Besides that, if you want me to describe myself in a few words, here you go: A narcissistic man, with an ego the size of New Orleans. Or how about a waste of human resources?
Here are a few of my quotes, that will make you glad you don't know me in real life:
"Hey, have you guys seen the new Smosh video? Baby gets head slammed in car door?"
"If black people die, then how are they still alive?"
"How can you be a communistic atheist, who believes in Allah?"
"What if you survived The Titanic, but died during The Hindenburg Disaster?"
"If friendship is magic, and supposedly magic is devil worship, then is a school shooter the ideal person you want to be?"
"Is anyone here almond farmers? Cause I could really get plowed by an almond farmer. Just having them ram their dusty almond shaped cock, right up my tight, unwashed, virgin anus, gives me more than enough pleasure to get through the day. Just the rush of them grazing on my hairy scrotum makes me just want to splooge on John Deere himself."
So, do you still want to open me up, and read my juice covered stories? Then proceed.
And just because I'm a massive sell out, whose in it for the fame, here is my YouTube account: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvHauCvJnLTrP4bn_x0r8hg/videos?shelf_id=0&sort=dd&view=0
My Steam name is Almond Farmer if you boys want to check me out.
P.M. if you want to see the deep enigma that is my mind, or just want to ask me something...because I know the answer to all your problems. Trust the strange stranger on the internet.