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Joined 06-22-15, id: 6872211, Profile Updated: 06-18-17
Author has written 2 stories for Little Witch Academia/リトル ウィッチ アカデミア.

I'm just some loser trying to find his way through this crazy internet site we call Fanfiction. Net. I guess you can say that I own the most successful Little Witch Academia fan fiction(Not anymore), which really isn't much on an achievement considering only like two people are active. Besides that, if you want me to describe myself in a few words, here you go: A narcissistic man, with an ego the size of New Orleans. Or how about a waste of human resources?

Here are a few of my quotes, that will make you glad you don't know me in real life:

"Hey, have you guys seen the new Smosh video? Baby gets head slammed in car door?"

"If black people die, then how are they still alive?"

"How can you be a communistic atheist, who believes in Allah?"

"What if you survived The Titanic, but died during The Hindenburg Disaster?"

"If friendship is magic, and supposedly magic is devil worship, then is a school shooter the ideal person you want to be?"

"Is anyone here almond farmers? Cause I could really get plowed by an almond farmer. Just having them ram their dusty almond shaped cock, right up my tight, unwashed, virgin anus, gives me more than enough pleasure to get through the day. Just the rush of them grazing on my hairy scrotum makes me just want to splooge on John Deere himself."

So, do you still want to open me up, and read my juice covered stories? Then proceed.

And just because I'm a massive sell out, whose in it for the fame, here is my YouTube account:

My Steam name is Almond Farmer if you boys want to check me out.

P.M. if you want to see the deep enigma that is my mind, or just want to ask me something...because I know the answer to all your problems. Trust the strange stranger on the internet.

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Little Witch Academia - The Wizard of Time by WaywardBot reviews
Wizards, male practitioners of magic. You'd be lucky to see one today since they're far outnumbered by their female counterpart. Which is why the world deserves to have a story of one totally regular wizard in the spotlight for once. A wizard who's got himself all tangled up with all sorts of messy situation that are mostly caused by his witch compatriots.
Little Witch Academia/リトル ウィッチ アカデミア - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 207,657 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 8/14/2017 - Akko K., Diana C., OC, Amanda O.
Little Witch Academia: Little Wizard Academia by NecrosX reviews
¿Qué sucede cuando un chico se tropieza con la Academia de brujas: Luna Nova? ¿Puede alguien como él unirse? Realmente lo espero o de lo contrario esto seria un One-Shot. (Adaptación al Español de "Little Wizard Academia" de RomanViking ;).
Little Witch Academia/リトル ウィッチ アカデミア - Rated: T - Spanish - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,688 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/17 - Published: 4/30 - Diana C., Lotte Y., Sucy M., OC
Incantations of Malevolent by eljebelja reviews
When an evil witch of black magic terrorizes England, it's up to Akko and the school to stop her. But can they do it before she swallows the land in darkness?
Little Witch Academia/リトル ウィッチ アカデミア - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,592 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/20/2017 - Published: 12/24/2015
A Witch's Dilemma by momoxtoshiro reviews
Diana is feeling horribly guilty about breaking the Dragon's seal and nearly causing the destruction of the school and the Stone. It's up to none other than the peppy, enthusiastic Akko to try and help her feel better. (Takes place directly after the first OVA.)
Little Witch Academia/リトル ウィッチ アカデミア - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,526 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/16/2016 - Akko K., Diana C. - Complete
The Moon's Child by Spirit Of Fantasy reviews
Danny Matheson is a strong willed child who endures physical and verbal abuse from his father, but one faithful night he is taken to a whole new world that is inhabited by ponies of different kinds where he is now under the care of a loving princess of the night that will do anything to make sure he is safe, will he finally be able to open his heart with a princesses help.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 90,975 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 1/15/2015 - Published: 8/24/2014 - Princess Celestia, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, OC - Complete
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Little Wizard Academia reviews
What happens when a boy stumbles onto the witch academy, Luna Nova? Can someone like him join? I sure hope so, or else this would be a quick fan fiction.
Little Witch Academia/リトル ウィッチ アカデミア - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 190,422 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 3/26/2016 - Diana C., Lotte Y., Sucy M., OC
An Unexpected Guest reviews
It's Christmas Eve, and Diana gets a surprise visit from Akko. Things proceed to happen. Made for Diakko week, 12 days of Diakko, and Little Witch Academia's Secret Santa. Inspired by The Neon Flower, and all that other generic Diakko stuff. Merry Christmas!
Little Witch Academia/リトル ウィッチ アカデミア - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/25/2017 - [Akko K., Diana C.] - Complete