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Joined 10-15-04, id: 687813, Profile Updated: 06-05-10
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

Hey I just noticed my bio was uber lame. I did it when I was13 or something ridiculous. This isn't too much better but I'll work on it later.

I love crack pairings and I only really read HP and Naruto fanfics and Phantom of the Opera sometimes Fruits Basket and Ouran Highschool club.

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What it Takes by Iced Blood reviews
Now complete as of its 30th chapter. Naruto and his teammates, and his mentors, find themselves faced with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and they take it. But time is a fickle thing, and even a ninja can't just jump inside the river of history and change its course. Not without getting swept up in it. Uzumaki Naruto is about to learn that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,673 - Reviews: 1832 - Favs: 2,464 - Follows: 2,479 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Minato N. - Complete
Crazy Little Things by dreiser reviews
POST DEATHLY HALLOWS! Femslash. HermioneLuna. Little by little, in her own unusual way, Luna Lovegood begins to romance Hermione Granger. This is the work in progress version. For the edited fic that includes corrections please visit my website.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,840 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Dirt on my hands and knees by eternalshiva reviews
The truth behind a Kunoichi's true purpose was no secret to Ino. Honing and perfecting these skills, she was Konoha's best but it came with a price – her heart. Unfortunately, everything she trained for was about to crumble, no thanks to Kiba. LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,096 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Kiba I., Ino Y. - Complete
The Tempered Heart by lord of the land of fire reviews
A terrible tragedy shatters Naruto's heart and he is forced into exile for his own safety. He is sent to a different world filled monsters and secrets. Will he find the strength to heal his heart? Tsu X Mok, Nar X Kur
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,539 - Reviews: 1382 - Favs: 1,449 - Follows: 1,323 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Naruto U., Kurumu K.
The Princess of Gryffindor by Aurette reviews
No Harry. No Ron. No hope. A broken Hermione goes through the motions of living until the one comes who can truly make her feel alive again. Canon through pg309 of DH. AU, Multiple Character Death, SS/HG. Rated M for reasons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 100,807 - Reviews: 1348 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
1942 by eternalshiva reviews
A short little dabble about Spin the Bottle, the 1940s, dames and fine looking military men - NaruHina AU. Inspired by a true event, the only thing my grandmother said to create this plot bunny was "He kissed her, just like that." WARNING: Character Death
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Hogwarts Mareschal by Lore or mess reviews
Djemn wanted to scoff. Hogwarts had been completely terrorized by a mere vengeful specter? The world of magic was freakin' unbelievable!" Story starts in year two of Hogwarts. OC Centric, definitely not a MarySue. It gets better towards the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,690 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 8/21/2006 - OC
Naruto's Compensation by DisobedienceWriter reviews
COMPLETE. Young Naruto is prohibited from being Ninja of the Leaf. Left to his own devices he takes an unusual path to power as a Puppeteer. Smart!Powerful!Wily!Naruto. Lots of conflict with Orochimaru, Sasori and other Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,793 - Reviews: 1649 - Favs: 4,096 - Follows: 1,436 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Recall Alice When She Was Just Small by Harmonic Friction reviews
Dudley Dursley: champion boxer, crass chav, cannibal?, bad boyfriend, good son, annoying cousin, best friend. It's hard to keep all the identities straight. Fin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 157,798 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Dudley D. - Complete
The Potions Mistress by MoonTiger5 reviews
AU. A young witch dreams of becoming a Potions Mistress. While in pursuit of that dream, she becomes embroiled in the war against Voldemort. Features several OCs and spoilers for all 7 books.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,839 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2008 - OC, Severus S. - Complete
Spellcaster by SGCbearcub reviews
Hermione Granger was a witch. By the time she was done, the whole damned pureblood world was going to know it. HG/SS. Spoiler HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 150,332 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Book of Naruto by HitokiriOTD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 43,726 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 2,190 - Follows: 1,903 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U.
Moonlight Sonata by DigiFruit reviews
Ino complains that all the Konoha boys don’t know how to loosen up and have some fun on a Friday night, which makes the girls wonder what a fun-loving guy like Naruto does on his days off. Drinking? Clubbing? Laundry? Or something more profound?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,195 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 1,331 - Follows: 216 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Best Dates are the Cheap Ones by Shivakashi reviews
One-Shot. Post!Timeskip. The whole point was to get the best date; that meant the richest and classiest guy, right? Sakura realizes what she has taken for granted and Ino learns a lesson in value. NaruSaku NaruIno!Friendship
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,219 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 137 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2356 - Favs: 2,476 - Follows: 986 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Allison by Shadow Syndrome reviews
Allison Lilestone, coyly docile and deeply disturbed, is one of many permanent residents at Norfolk Lunatic Asylum, and has become the subject of one doctor's feverishly curious and ultimately obsessive interest.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,137 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 2,839 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Window by SilverShine reviews
Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,171 - Reviews: 5207 - Favs: 4,391 - Follows: 1,465 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
٭ A Fearie's Tale ٭ by UnderTheSkyy reviews
Grandma always told me never to cross into a fairy ring, or else the faeries would appear and take me away. But I just had to see for myself, didn't I? [AU]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,927 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
My Feline Gentleman by YarningChick reviews
A Nutcracker take on the movie. A lonely painter finds solace in a mysterious wooden cat doll, who inspires her beyond her work.
Cat Returns - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,483 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/22/2007 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Complete
Solid Sincerity by Grignard reviews
Completed. The mysterious Eastern Prince desires a wife, while Haru, determined in making the best out of current state of life, finds more than her heart’s desires. BaronHaru.
Cat Returns - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,730 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Complete
Uzumaki's Gift by muishiki reviews
Complete one shot. At the end of Naruto's life, he offers the only thing that matters to his best friend. A second chance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 119 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
The Last Contract by NicolinaN reviews
The story about two lost souls, a disastrous meeting, a match made in hell and about love, humanity and what it means to be human. It's about a coldblooded hitman and an unexpected hit.
Collateral - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,305 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Complete
Not Quite a Beauty, Very Much a Beast by danger.angel reviews
In which Marcus is a monster and Katie refuses to be a victim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,061 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Marcus F., Katie B. - Complete
Why swallows build in the eaves of houses by redhandjill reviews
A strong aversion to adulthood drives Wendy Darling to a world she left behind, and to face a past and a man that holds her unknown future...HookWendy
Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,537 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/20/2006 - Published: 3/20/2005 - Complete
Trial and Error by Sangelide reviews
Harsh childhoods usually produce jaded souls, but Naruto seems more naive than most. Yet, looks can be decieving. See the world through the eyes of a child with the world set against him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,552 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 10/23/2005 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Naruto U. - Complete
Abyssus Abyssum Invocat by Lady Sunflower reviews
Hermione is thrown back to the time of the Founders, beginning a long, sad chain of events. HermioneSalazar, oneshot, HBP spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/6/2005 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Hermione G., Salazar S. - Complete
The Game of Wits by Alleniah-Black reviews
New Summary! DMHG Fanfic. A prophsey is made about Draco in which he must marry Hermione, so that the most powerful wizard will win the war.Voldermort insists that they have to find a way to marry Hermione to Draco or will she do it willingly? And will lo
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,227 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/29/2004 - Published: 11/3/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Piper in the Forest by byrdgirl reviews
All about a girl with a mysterious past and an unconventional future. A different, rather dark angle on the whole Robin Hood legend. Lots of angst and action and a little Romance too. Complete and awaiting many revisions.
Robin Hood - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,059 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/8/2004 - Published: 10/1/2001 - Complete
Paralyzed by justcrazyobsessed reviews
COMPLETE! The war is over. Hermione ends up in St. Mungo's and shares a room with..Draco Malfoy? Love will bring them together, but will it also split them apart? Read to find out. SEQUEL OUT- LOVE WILL CONQUER ALL! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,228 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/5/2004 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Pen My Soliloquy by Dusty Emotion reviews
Not even a second later she was in front of him, shoving him as hard as she could, angry tears brimming in her eyes. “Does anything rattle you, Malfoy!” she cried. “If I told you I hate you right now, would that even matter to you?” FIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,985 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/14/2004 - Published: 12/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Everything Snarky I Know I Learned from Snape by Ibex's Lyre reviews
Hermione's pre-graduation speech.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 64 - Published: 9/3/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
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play doll reviews
AR Death was an unknown concept to Sasori so he blackmailed Sakura into saving him in the cave, capturing her planning on making her into one of the first puppets of his new army. But to many she was worth more alive. Kept like a doll in a cage she learns
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,763 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Sasori, Sakura H.
A little green icha icha book reviews
At the end of Ninja Clash in the Land of Snow, A certain lady was holding a certain green book, that surprised one copy Ninja. You know the acting types up for anything, not to mention he saved her 10 years ago.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Kakashi H.