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Cold blood by DerLaCroix reviews
Sometimes, the tide of events really changes a person.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 233,682 - Reviews: 3792 - Favs: 8,664 - Follows: 6,795 - Updated: 9/12 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Desperate Measures by Excuse-me-bitch-did-i-stutter reviews
When an argument in the Dursley household turns deadly, Harry must do whatever it takes to protect himself. As he struggles with guilt over his decisions and the imminent consequences of his actions loom over him, Harry's world is slowly encapsulated in darkness. (Set during Prisoner of Azkaban)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 82,096 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 1,135 - Updated: 8/6/2020 - Published: 8/9/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Sirius B., Severus S.
Letters from Azkaban by Maisie Malfoy reviews
Umbridge sets a penpal assignment to some rather odd people. Nothing will ever be the same again.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 30,500 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/4/2020 - Published: 10/18/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Bellatrix L., Yaxley
The Importance of Birth Certificates by Lunastar268 reviews
What happens when the police raid your house only to find a locked door, which opens to reveal a 14 year old inside? The suspect claims the boy's his nephew but can provide no birth certificate, school records, proof of guardianship, or any other form of ID? Add in a headmaster under fire and death eaters out to cause mischief? Answer: trouble, with a nice dash of chaos. Set in GOF
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,668 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 2/20/2020 - Published: 7/5/2017
The House of Potter Rebuilt by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A curious 11-year-old Harry begins acting on the strange and wonderful things he observes in the wizarding world. He might just turn out very differently, and the world with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 140,934 - Reviews: 1982 - Favs: 9,482 - Follows: 8,868 - Updated: 9/10/2019 - Published: 5/6/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Good Friends, Good Neighbours by Lunastar268 reviews
Set after Order of the Phoenix: After Harry givers his tri-wizard winnings to Fred and George to help with thier dream, they feel like they want to return the favour. Knowing how the Dursley's treat him from his rescue between 1st and 2nd year and how isolated he was between 4th and 5th year they decide to use their shop money to rent a house in privet drive opposite number 4.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,013 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/10/2019 - Published: 6/29/2017
Harry Potter: IronWizard by kb0 reviews
After the disaster at the end of 5th year, Hermione sees a comic book and decides she can do better than others to keep Harry safe by making him a suit of armor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 76,013 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 2,106 - Follows: 1,581 - Updated: 12/15/2017 - Published: 10/29/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
No Competition by Evilgoddss reviews
What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,157 - Reviews: 2444 - Favs: 13,892 - Follows: 13,662 - Updated: 11/13/2017 - Published: 3/20/2015
Harry Potter and Dr Granger's Observation by EdStargazer reviews
On the Train platform after 4th year, Hermione kisses Harry on the lips instead of the cheek attracting the attention of her father to Harry Potter. He is not impressed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,672 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 284 - Published: 11/10/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Dr. Granger, Mrs. Granger - Complete
In the blood by karloss999 reviews
Lily Evans had a secret. James Potter loved her despite it. Harry Potter has a secret... A Creature!(Powerful!)Harry story with Reasonable!Staff (-Albus), Good!Snape, Smart-ish!Villains and quite a bit of weirdness, magical and otherwise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,537 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 11/6/2017 - Published: 8/13/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G.
In enemy waters by DerLaCroix reviews
Having left Britain, Harry tries to find a course through the troubled waters of the British Carribean. Sequel to 'Rocking the boat'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 59,025 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 1,405 - Follows: 2,173 - Updated: 11/5/2017 - Published: 12/23/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Fallimento Della Pasta by Maisie Malfoy reviews
Dobby is a free elf now, and Narcissa will have to do something drastic. Like make dinner.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2017 - [Lucius M., Narcissa M.] - Complete
Hedwig Slightly Unhinged by Temporal Knight reviews
Hedwig is a very smart owl; none would dare deny that! So what is a very smart owl to do when she finds her human's living conditions unsatisfactory? Finding a new home is top of the list. Finding a mate for him is right after it. After all how is an owl supposed to justify having owlets if her human hasn't had children of his own yet? Very much a humor fic, no bashing of anyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,574 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 4,196 - Follows: 1,649 - Published: 8/6/2017 - Harry P., Hedwig - Complete
Passageways by jerrway69 reviews
Hogwarts Castle decides to interfere in the lives of two of its students to change the past and future from a terrible war and giving the pair an opportunity to find something more than just protection within its walls. AU Story, Political, Fed-up Harry, OC Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 277,162 - Reviews: 5399 - Favs: 8,853 - Follows: 9,450 - Updated: 7/10/2017 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
What Exactly is the Function of a Rubber Duck? by Maisie Malfoy reviews
What is the function of a rubber duck? All Arthur wanted was to know the answer.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/3/2017 - Arthur W. - Complete
Shake It Off by Snoweylily reviews
Harry Potter - The Boy Who Lived. Alex Rider - The Boy Who Can't Die. Both sat in the Leaky Cauldron. Both ignored the stares from the inns other occupants. Both thought it would be another, boring, day... And both were wrong. Because it was on that particular Monday morning, at that particular time and place, that these two particular boys made Daily Prophet headlines.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,378 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 4/22/2017 - Published: 8/21/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Alex R./Cub
1000 Things I Will NOT Do At Hogwarts by Maisie Malfoy reviews
This is not an original idea, and I know that. But this here is 1000 original things not found anywhere else. This could probably be Kplus, but I'm going to be safe. This is currently on hiatus so that I can work on a few other things.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,983 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/7/2017 - Published: 7/28/2016
Harry Potter and the Rune Stone Path by Temporal Knight reviews
10 year old Harry finds a chest left by his mother with books on some of her favorite subjects. Discovering he has a talent for understanding and creating runes sets Harry onto a very different path than anyone had expected. Shortcuts, inventions, and a bit of support go a long way! Pairings: H/Hr/NT/FD/DG. Ron/Molly bashing and GreaterGood!Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 517,796 - Reviews: 6371 - Favs: 18,743 - Follows: 14,340 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 4/15/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., N. Tonks] - Complete
Warner Advice Column by Maisie Malfoy reviews
Read the title. NOW COMPLETE
Animaniacs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/20/2016 - Published: 4/28/2015 - Complete
Harry Potter: Other Side of the Statute by EdStargazer reviews
The magical world does not exist in a vacuum as many think. The rest of the world might be unaware but it is still there. A dragon appearing in the skies over London is bound to draw some attention. This bring unexpected consequences for both the Magical and Mundane worlds
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,683 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 173 - Published: 9/2/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC
You're my Density by RobSt reviews
Just Suppose Harry hadn't heeded his godfather's advice, and actually lost his temper at his trial? Time travel fic and title is 'Back to the Future' joke.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 237,193 - Reviews: 7643 - Favs: 9,328 - Follows: 7,447 - Updated: 7/9/2016 - Published: 2/9/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Distaff Side by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort knows the prophecy, when he is reborn following the 3rd task of the Triwizard Tournament he takes action to ensure that Harry is no longer a threat. AU. HPLL This story will be updated slowly so that I can finish my other stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,791 - Reviews: 1921 - Favs: 4,007 - Follows: 4,838 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
Adorable Violence by Cloud Zen reviews
Hermione loves her books. Hermione loves her Harry. Get between Hermione and either at your own peril. Series of connected one-shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,182 - Reviews: 1386 - Favs: 4,144 - Follows: 3,270 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 7/18/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 7,768 - Follows: 2,289 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Something Like Your Family by Luan Mao reviews
The Dursleys weren't exactly a model family
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,618 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 2,154 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1582 - Favs: 9,885 - Follows: 3,861 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,545 - Reviews: 6590 - Favs: 13,848 - Follows: 9,109 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Public Safety by Yunaine reviews
Harry fails to draw his wand quicker than Dudley manages to punch him. Harry is kicked out of the house and travels to the magical world where he's confronted with the steady destruction of his reputation. The public should have realised Harry never stands idle when faced with injustice. - Set after fourth year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,746 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 4,213 - Follows: 1,319 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Can't Get There from Here by Lisbeth Lou Who reviews
Hermione is pulled from the magical world after fourth year, but leaves Harry a box before she goes. Manipulative Dumbledore, OBHWF plotting, misguided Order, HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,205 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 1,162 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 5/16/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Weary Wizard by Yunaine reviews
When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,450 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 10,179 - Follows: 2,940 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Playmate by Yunaine reviews
Gabrielle Delacour makes a spontaneous decision that changes her entire life. Unfortunately, the consequences are permanent. - Set during and after fourth year
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,683 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 1,556 - Follows: 558 - Published: 1/16/2014 - Gabrielle D. - Complete
What If Lucius Had a Better Plan? by witowsmp reviews
What would have happened at the end of "Order of the Phoenix" if Lucius had used a better plan in the Department of Mysteries?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,616 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 117 - Published: 1/6/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Lucius M. - Complete
It's About Time by Yunaine reviews
Harry decides he needs more time for his training. - Set at the start of sixth year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 219 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Knowledge is Useful, But Power is Power by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry and Hermione are gifted a handwritten book at the beginning of Fourth Year. A book that reveals horrible truths about the world they live in. Prepare for a tougher Harry and a battle focused on the Ministry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 93,462 - Reviews: 1518 - Favs: 4,828 - Follows: 3,191 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Complete
The Meeting by Clell65619 reviews
One of the things that many people have wondered about the epilogue was just why Harry and Draco shared a nod...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,103 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 1,311 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Connection Reversed by hermyd reviews
"Clear your mind!" wasn't actually the best advice. Harry is fed up and takes things into his own hands and discovers a way to end the war on his own terms. No one was expecting this of the Gryffindor Golden Boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 8,016 - Follows: 2,365 - Published: 3/24/2013 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Rocking the Boat by DerLaCroix reviews
Harry is left with the Dursleys just after his godfather had died. One thing leads to the other and Harry is fed up with being a puppet. He breaks free and finds help. And boy, does he start rocking the boat.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 245,784 - Reviews: 3691 - Favs: 9,868 - Follows: 6,745 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Too Good to be True by Luan Mao reviews
After fifth year, Harry's life went better than he could have imagined. Perhaps his imagination needed a workout.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 61 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Banking on Her by RobSt reviews
Harry reckons his future is bleak if he stays at Hogwarts. The Tri-Wizard tournament offers him a fail-safe way of escaping his perceived destiny, that is until Harry discovered the hidden costs. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,164 - Reviews: 3398 - Favs: 8,726 - Follows: 4,395 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1664 - Favs: 7,943 - Follows: 3,016 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
When Is It a Contract by Aealket reviews
Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 4,541 - Follows: 1,206 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The End and the Beginning by muggledad reviews
My stab at the Harry travels through time genre. Significant inspiration from "HP & Nightmares of Futures Past" with a twist. Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 144,392 - Reviews: 1894 - Favs: 7,312 - Follows: 3,693 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Minerva M. - Complete
Memorium by Aesop reviews
The use of memory altering spells is common in the HP books. Protecting their secrecy comes before everything else, and justifies any action. Or so they believe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,696 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 154 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Amelia B. - Complete
One Traffic Light by witowsmp reviews
What could've happened if the Dursleys avoided one traffic light, and Harry arrived at Kings Cross Station just a few minutes early? A chance for Ginny to do something she'd wanted to do all her life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,979 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 307 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter McGonagall by witowsmp reviews
Sequel to Harry McGonagall. Voldemort's back and Harry's true identity is known.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,413 - Reviews: 1090 - Favs: 3,933 - Follows: 2,079 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Minerva M., Padma P. - Complete
Prophecy Smophecy by DriftWood1965 reviews
Starts at the end of the Battle of Hogwarts. As Harry stands over the dead body of Voldemort he realizes something. Bad Dumbledore. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,845 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 3,058 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
TwentyOne Years Later by Tezza1502 reviews
Harry and Ginny Potter. Hermione and Ronald Weasley. Nineteen years after the fall of Voldemort, they had appeared happy. What about two years after that? A tale of betrayal, revenge, and new beginings. Warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,196 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 68 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Best Mates by chem prof reviews
A humorous one-shot in which Hermione challenges Ron as to which one of them is truly Harry's Best Mate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 4,578 - Follows: 1,023 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Valley of the Kings Massacre by DisobedienceWriter reviews
An adult Harry finds his destiny as an independent curse breaker in Egypt.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,177 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 3,090 - Follows: 881 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
All Because of a Hippogriff by muggledad reviews
What happens if Harry realizes how important Hermione is to him during their time travel experience at the end of Book 3. AU HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,266 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 1,753 - Follows: 1,966 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 12/12/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
The Opposite of Talking by Imperial Mint reviews
Grown up, but hardly moved on, Lyra attends a standard function where everything changes. By the bench in Oxford, Lyra knows she's finished sacrificing herself. LyraWill.
His Dark Materials - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,453 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/24/2010 - [Lyra B./S./Lizzy B., Will P.] - Complete
The Marriage Contracts Redux by Clell65619 reviews
A rewrite of 'Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts' done to improve some of the story elements, cut down on the Weasley bashing, and generally make a bit more sense. The changes are minor, but I believe make for a better story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 70,364 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 4,296 - Follows: 1,424 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Harry McGonagall by witowsmp reviews
Professor McGonagall has watched the Dursleys all day and can see what sort of people they are. When Dumbledore leaves Harry on their doorstep and disappears, she takes him away. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 228,437 - Reviews: 5588 - Favs: 9,136 - Follows: 4,862 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 9/18/2006 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Minerva M., Padma P. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1351 - Favs: 9,567 - Follows: 2,488 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Muggle Mess by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Albus Dumbledore attempts to drop Harry Potter off with the Dursley family when things go terribly wrong. The whole universe shifts because of one man's action.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,963 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 3,644 - Follows: 1,085 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Amelia B., Sirius B. - Complete
The Potter Family Grimoire by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry Potter has an unprecedented amount of freedom the summer before his Third Year. He stumbles into an odd shop in Diagon Alley that will change his life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,722 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 6,326 - Follows: 1,718 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Better Days by welcome to maddieland reviews
-"But ten years is a long time to a thirteen-year-old..." Lyra chose a short life with Will as opposed to a long life in Oxford. -oneshot-
His Dark Materials - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Lyra B./S./Lizzy B., Will P. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 7,692 - Follows: 1,772 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Just Like the Girl That Married Dear Old Dad by chem prof reviews
A light-hearted one-shot in which Hermione demolishes one of the most annoying clichés in Harry Potter fanfiction. Features delusional Ron and Ginny. Pairing: HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 2,342 - Follows: 519 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Notebooks and Letters by chem prof reviews
The ‘true’ version of Books 5, 6, and 7, as told by Hermione to her daughter years later, using her old journals and letters between her and Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 296,330 - Reviews: 2195 - Favs: 2,234 - Follows: 941 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Tipsy Time Travel Tale by Yunaine reviews
Harry gets dragged back in time to change the future. He has no intention of taking anything lying down again and decides to have some fun. - Set during all Hogwarts school years; Harry/Luna; Parody
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,217 - Reviews: 950 - Favs: 3,403 - Follows: 3,795 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 10/14/2008 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
Perilous Prophecies by Yunaine reviews
Hermione Granger gets informed about a new prophecy. After careful deliberation with the other races they decide that the prophecy won’t happen yet. They were wrong. - Set after Hogwarts school years; AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,151 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 167 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Insidious Inquisitor by Yunaine reviews
Harry Potter is dosed with Veritaserum by Dolores Umbridge. Afterwards his entire world is turned upside down. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Susan/Hannah
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,850 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 5,482 - Follows: 1,640 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A.] - Complete
Ruthless Revenge by Yunaine reviews
Harry overhears Ginny plotting to force him in a situation that he has to marry her. Instead of going to useless teachers Harry decides to do some plotting of his own... - Set during seventh year; Harry/Daphne
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,933 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 6,665 - Follows: 2,027 - Published: 7/8/2008 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Parseltongue Prejudice by Yunaine reviews
After talking to Malfoy's summoned snake, Harry finds out that the Wizarding World might be even worse then the Dursleys had ever been. - Set during second year; Harry/Hannah
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,731 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 1,889 - Follows: 624 - Published: 6/25/2008 - [Harry P., Hannah A.] - Complete
Harry Potter and The Acts of Betrayal by Clell65619 reviews
The Semiclassic 'everyone has been lying to Harry about everything' plot. Very AU. Bashing of pretty much everyone. Mind Control Sex. Language. Dumbledore decides the Old Families won't tolerate the Chosen One being with a mudblood. Sucks to be Ron Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,977 - Reviews: 2085 - Favs: 5,937 - Follows: 2,417 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 3,750 - Follows: 1,298 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
What If Snape Died by witowsmp reviews
What could've happened if James Potter had been unable to save Snape's life? This story follows what Harry's life could have been.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 72,661 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 11/29/2007 - Published: 6/1/2006 - [James P., Alice L.] Harry P. - Complete
Dumbledore Answers Harry by witowsmp reviews
What if Dumbledore had answered Harry when Harry asked why Voldemort tried to kill him? This story explores what might have happenned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 105,055 - Reviews: 1281 - Favs: 1,780 - Follows: 925 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 6/16/2006 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Irish Choice by DisobedienceWriter reviews
With all the crappy stuff Harry goes through at Hogwarts, the smart money would be on him transferring to a different, better school early in his career. Here’s one way it might have happened. No planned pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 62,622 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 5,992 - Follows: 1,962 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The TriSchool Tournament by DisobedienceWriter reviews
One shot, AU of GOF. Here’s the story I wish I had found when I read GoF or GoF fanfiction. New, harder tasks. Observant!Smart!Harry. On the outs with Ron, Hermione, Dumbledore, and Hogwarts in general. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 31,882 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 2,756 - Follows: 901 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter's Life Lessons by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,772 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 5,631 - Follows: 1,477 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Evil Summer Vacation by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry's summer vacation isn't exactly as the Dursley's planned. There are a few repercussions
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,322 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 1,669 - Follows: 424 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Defied Three Times by Meteoricshipyards reviews
What if Dumbledore was wrong about the people the prophecy applied to?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 76 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Hannah A., Voldemort - Complete
Honestly, Headmaster by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 2,984 - Follows: 613 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
Mr Black and the Demoness by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Who is Mr. Black? Is he an ancient Dark Lord looking for redemtion? Or just a guy on vacation who's about to be fed to a demoness?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 161 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 2328 - Favs: 6,578 - Follows: 2,574 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 2031 - Favs: 9,665 - Follows: 2,796 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Power He Knows Not? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
One Shot ficlet, on one possible way to defeat the Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 158 - Published: 10/21/2004 - Harry P. - Complete