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Joined 10-16-04, id: 688642
Author has written 3 stories for Aladdin, A Clockwork Orange, and Spider-Man.

"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities."

-Dr. Seuss

Hi. I'm Gozer. I like writing weird things. Do enjoy. :D

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Hope Springs Eternal: A Subterranean Romance by Quantum Witch reviews
(1998) Disney's "Hercules" sequel - In which Hades' kingdom is in danger, an immortal witch wants control, the Fates predict a miracle, and Hades falls flaming-head-over-smoking-heels in love. The usual stuff of myth. [SEE PROFILE PAGE FOR LINK TO ILLUSTRATED VERSION]
Hercules - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 126,717 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Hades - Complete
Ferngully: The Rise of Darkness by Light Derived from Darkness reviews
Just when the forest is beginning to heal itself, Hexxus is released once more and has an even more powerful machine under his control. Will they be able to stop him from destroying Ferngully, or will his vow of vengeance finally be fulfilled? Please R&R.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,495 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 5/1/2006
Flow Morphia Slow by AlexPrime reviews
When the 'Candyman' fails to show up one rainy night, and Riff Raff begins to suffer withdrawal symptoms, the one he despises decides to take care of him. Riff has every reason to be wary… Frank/RiffRaff with mentions of RiffRaff/Magenta.
Rocky Horror - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,457 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Riff Raff, Frank N. Furter - Complete
My Jersey Boy by Kreskin reviews
Fans of Inuyasha or human decency may be offended by this Inuyasha x Carl pairing. The Aqua Teens are growing tired of the dog-boy, and when Carl's supposed death sends Inu into a suicidal depression, Master Shake takes matters into his own yellow hands!
Crossover - Inuyasha & Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,407 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 12/29/2004
What Were You Thinking? by Near the Shinigami reviews
Ryuk/Light pairng. Ryuk wants to know what Light has been thinking. Will he ever find out? A friend of mine wrote this one. Enjoy!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Light Y., Ryuk - Complete
Unnaturally Beautiful by Butterly In Furs reviews
It's been sixteen years since Sarah solved the Labyrinth ... What happens when Toby returns in her place? CHAPTER 13 NOW UP Please remember to R&R!
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 67,870 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 4/15/2005
Those Darn Plant Hormones by ShadowSong StarGlaive The Wolf reviews
Little Shop of Horrors. Semidrabble. Insanecrackfic. Audrey2xSeymour ....Audrey, how can you tell if someone likes you? As in, LIKES likes...
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,926 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/7/2007 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Complete
The Guardian's Princess by Black Stormraven reviews
[Pan's Labyrinth] FaunMoanna oneshot. The princess has returned to her kingdom, but her life may not be her own for very long. What is the true meaning behind the crescent mark on her shoulder? The Faun knows.
Pan's Labyrinth/El laberinto del fauno - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Complete
The Quiet Night by jiyensa reviews
Bruce Wayne has an unexpected visitor on his night off. BatmanJoker slashiness
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
The Nightmare Before Kindergarten by Jabberwockychamber17 reviews
The Familiar Cast in Kindergarten!
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,793 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/12/2007 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Complete
The Ballad Of Old Gregg by honest iago reviews
SLASH. Howard's having a few problems getting over his ordeal in Old Gregg's cave now he's safely back in London. Can Vince help?
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,569 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/13/2006 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Complete
Silent Affection by Shini02 reviews
Oneshot. Schrodinger wakes up in the Major's room, aching and bruised. Hans shows him another kind of affection he didn't know was possible. MajorxSchrodinger, eventual CaptainxSchrodinger.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,439 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Complete
The Infamous Thirdak Sketch by Paul P.S. Sullivan reviews
Monty Python and Aladdin collide! Laughter ensues when our favorite meglomaniac Mozenrath, a witch, and a dead thirdak are involved.
Aladdin - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2005
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Spidey and the Chocolate Factory reviews
AU: A certain famous candyman gets taken over by Venom and five lucky kids get to see what becomes of this.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/8/2007 - Published: 11/1/2007
Common Courtesy reviews
12year old Alex DeLarge is new to the local correctional school and isn’t used to the rules. Advisor P.R. Deltoid tries to teach him a lesson.
A Clockwork Orange - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Complete
Strange Magic reviews
ARCHIVED Having his powers dwindled to almost nothing, Mozenrath comes into contact with a certain genie from the past. Mozenrath x Jafar
Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,200 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 10/30/2006