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We're Really Not the Golden Team
by AnimationGirl reviews
Grif counted himself among the most unlucky persons in the universe, if not the unluckiest. From the lack of supportive parents to the freaking one-man draft, and now he was somehow the Captain of the Gold (ORANGE) Team. But Bitters had lost his family and was now stuck with Grif as his Captain, so all in all Bitters was an honorable contestant in the Championship of Shitty Luck.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,052 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/1/2016 - Published: 7/4/2016 - D. Grif, D. Simmons, A. Bitters - Complete
Cell Biology and the Amelioration of Hostile Work Environments
by Ithilwen K-Bane reviews
"Alien …baby?" asked Jensen. "Are you sure that's what happened?" "Do you need to see my stretch marks, Lieutenant?" Grif's ability to annoy Simmons is strong enough to be a superpower ...and it must only be used for good. In which Jensen is curious, Grif is wrong, Tucker is a microchimera, Palomo doesn't know what that is, and Felix can't pronounce "monkeying about."
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/4/2014 - D. Simmons, D. Grif, L. Tucker, M. Caboose - Complete
In the Storm
by Eponymous Rose reviews
Dexter Grif's Enhanced Scale of Shitstorm Severity is composed of three categories. You know. It's all highly scientific.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/21/2014 - [D. Grif, D. Simmons] - Complete
The Red and Blue Home for Lost Fat Kids reviews
At sixteen, Grif has four things going for him: no parents, no curfew, no set plans, and absolutely no one who knows he's barely hanging on by the skin of his teeth. But when a group of highly inept space marines kidnaps him for undoubtedly nefarious if poorly explained reasons, Grif has to face facts: life can actually get worse. Especially when they all claim to know him.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,099 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/6 - Published: 4/20/2016 - D. Grif