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Author has written 7 stories for Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Soul Calibur, Red Dwarf, and Walking Dead.

I'm Melanie, oldest of three slightly strange sisters, whose goal it is to someday take over the world. Aside from the reading and writing schtick, I enjoy art, piano, having lots of pets, and poking around in the woods. I get money by decorating cakes. I am not a terribly serious person, so most of my stories will probably be of the silly nature.

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Kintsugi by Soignante reviews
Kintsugi - the art of repairing the broken with gold, until it is even more beautiful. Her passion was fading, her greatest talent hidden even from herself. His humanity lost, his spirit broken long ago. In the hulk of an abandoned opera house, the art of restoration begins. M for Erik's past. E/C. Very dark in places so that light can shine on others.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 85 - Words: 193,671 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/23 - Published: 5/18/2016
Made of Stone by Morrigan24601 reviews
Very loosely based around the proposal scene from Kay. Erik asks Christine for a marriage of convenience until his impending death, but things gradually unfold rather differently than expected. Future chapters will more than likely justify the rating.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,718 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 6/6 - Erik, Christine
Lilacs in the Louis-Philippe Room by SymphonyNo.5 reviews
Raoul leaves on his North Pole expedition much earlier, leaving Christine without a confidant. How will the story change? Told through Christine's eyes and centered around her. Based on Leroux, varies dark or light depending on the chapter
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 72 - Words: 140,668 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/10 - Published: 2/17 - Erik, Christine, Raoul, Persian/Daroga - Complete
The Unlikeliest Pair by garfieldodie reviews
AU Rimmer comes out of stasis one day to find that the entire crew are dead and he is three million years away from home. To make matters even more complicated, Kochanski is the one brought back as the ship's hologram.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,494 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Cat, Kristine K., Kryten, Rimmer, A.
A Different Kind of Ace by Rowena Zahnrei reviews
Rimmer left Starbug to become someone he liked, but he always hated Ace. Now he feels he's trapped playing a part, a failure in a shiny costume. To become a hero in his own right, Rimmer must face up to his old crew, his family, and his self-loathing...
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,150 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Lister, D., Rimmer, A.
Weaves of Destiny by Divebomber reviews
When a new tyrant arises, fate brings together a ragtag bunch of comrades to take him down. This is a story that repeated itself many times in Mossflower and beyond. But sometimes you end up fighting side by side with comrades that you expected the least, and sometimes your destiny isn't as simple as it first seems...
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 66 - Words: 187,496 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 9/30/2013 - OC
By Starlight by Wheel of Fish reviews
It's her first masked ball at the Opera, and it may very well be her last when she accidentally acquires one of the Opera Ghost's personal effects. Leroux-ish, post-canon, E/OC. COMPLETE.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,754 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 6/30/2016 - [Erik, OC] Persian/Daroga - Complete
Line of Fire by Nevermore-x reviews
They told her to be careful. Maybe, if she had listened, things would have been different for her. But as Gotham stands on the brink of its own demise, the thin line between good and evil shrinks beneath her feet and all she has to keep her sanity is a journal and the chance that words could very well set the world on fire. "So you're the little lady with the big words…"
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 208,230 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 8/8/2016 - Published: 8/4/2012 - J. Blake, Bane, OC
Newly Wed by Igenlode Wordsmith reviews
Every morning, the sun casts a rainbow across her pillow... and whatever her fears, they will face the future together. *C/R fluff*
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2016 - [Christine, Raoul] - Complete
The Obscurity of Chaos by Purple Puffer Fish reviews
She was tasked with two simple actions: deliver food to the cell of a mass murderer, and under no circumstances speak to him. But she is about to be brutally reminded that rules mean nothing to him, and his confinement is about to be brought to an abrupt end. Bane lives; post TDKR. Gradual and dark B/OC. Made the cover photo - don't own the image.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,972 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Bane
Going Viral by emergencyfruit reviews
Rimmer's astronavs are tomorrow, and as usual, he's in crisis. Hoping to improve his chances, he tries to take the luck virus, but takes a megadose of confidence instead. He quickly grows reckless and euphoric, in the exam room and beyond. It's all just harmless fun until Rimmer tries to upgrade Starbug's recyc system, endangering the ship. The boys have to bring him down - fast.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,429 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/15/2015 - Cat, Kryten, Lister, D., Rimmer, A. - Complete
Electrolysis by Juliana Brandagamba reviews
[ONESHOT] When Starbug crashes (again), Kryten takes this opportunity to give the crew a bit of a chemistry-lesson. It does not end well.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/12/2015 - Cat, Kryten, Lister, D., Rimmer, A. - Complete
To Market, To Market by FremenCredo reviews
Shopping trips can be really, really annoying - even dangerous. Based off party banter in Origins.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2015 - Amell, Dog, Leliana, Morrigan - Complete
A Stroll on Sunday by Antiquarianne reviews
Erik takes it upon himself to learn how to live. He starts with a morning stroll that has rather unforeseeable consequences. Leroux-based, E/OFC. Well and truly completed.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 105,156 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/8/2015 - Published: 10/24/2011 - [Erik, OC] - Complete
Choreplay by deagh reviews
Warden Amell discovers that when her fellow Warden splits firewood, it stokes another type of fire. Written for the Dragon Age Fanfiction Writers Facebook Group's February Challenge (details in Author's Notes)
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2015 - Complete
In Care Of by Fang's Fawn reviews
During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,835 - Reviews: 1911 - Favs: 8,166 - Follows: 2,906 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Rot by LMQ Mor reviews
I am excited to share my story with you. Please construct criticism. English not first language.
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 89,279 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Complete
The Case of the Expert's Analysis by Stutley Constable reviews
'You know my method. It is founded upon the observation of trifles.' Sherlock Holmes -The Bascombe Valley Mystery
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Inspector Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Fluch des Geistes by Ceville reviews
Joanna Reid wasn't one to hold a grudge, or throw a hissy fit when things didn't go her own way. She felt, however, that being murdered was something to get a little upset about. And annoying the man who murdered her until he wanted to hurl himself off of a bridge, seemed the least she could do to get even. Bane/OC friendship - possible romance.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Bane, OC
The Cold And Heartless by theleague-ofshadows reviews
Talia and Bane are separated when Talia is forced to escape from the Pit, but they are reunited when Ra's Al Ghul brings Bane out of the prison to join the League and train with Talia. As Talia and Bane become closer, Ra's Al Ghul doubts his decision and the consequences are not nearly as severe as the reality to come.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 121,714 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Miranda T./Talia al Ghul, Bane
No Labor Like Love by LoquaciousQuark reviews
Hawke is pregnant. Fenris copes as best he can; everyone else laughs from a distance. A series of unconnected vignettes spanning the pregnancy of a Champion.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,815 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
Tea for Q by Mike Xeno reviews
Omnipotence certainly makes a lot of things easier... but diplomacy is not one of them.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,401 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Data, J. Picard, Q, D. Troi - Complete
Crawl Away Quietly by Dayanara reviews
Sometimes Cats decide to die alone. That's just what they do. WARNING: Character Death.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Cat, Rimmer, A.
Kristine Kochanski: The Last Human by fluffywok reviews
During one of the many, empty days in the Tank, Kochanski talks to Kryten about her experiences as the last woman alive. Reflects canon from 'The End' onwards.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,909 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Kristine K., Kryten
Ouroboros by PennedFF reviews
Dream-share is all about transformation: it can turn fantasies into reality and good people into monsters. Ana wakes up from a dream to find that she no longer knows who she is. The question is: is she better off not knowing? OC/Arthur, OC/Eames WIP
Inception - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 120,090 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Arthur, Eames
Brandy and Silence by Hekate1308 reviews
Greg really didn't know what kept bringing him back to drink brandy with Mycroft, but in the end, he didn't mind. DI Lestrade and Mycroft Holmes friendship, Post-Reichenbach. Follow-up to "Two Guilty Men", can be read as a standalone.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2013 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
Trial of a Space Bum by garfieldodie reviews
Spoilers for Series X. A stopover at a GELF trading post results in Lister being arrested for murder. But who could ever believe Lister to be guilty of murder? You'd have to be insane! Oh, wait. They are? Well then, that makes sense...
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,562 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Lister, D., Rimmer, A. - Complete
Ascent - I by Lydia Gastrell reviews
When Lore is reassembled by Dr. Bruce Maddox, he awakes to a world he is unprepared for: A world or regret. With his ethical program repaired, Lore must face the guilt and reality of his crimes, but some want retribution. He finds a lone friend aboard the Enterprise, but will his past destroy her and his new life? Or will the Enterprise and her crew pay?
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 164,896 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Lore, Data - Complete
Innocence by Very-Berry-Baby reviews
Even the darkest of dwellings can have a ray of light in them. She was the light. Bane/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 46,062 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Bane - Complete
Six Wardens and a Blight by The Lark reviews
Cousland, Tabris, Mahariel, Brosca, Aeducan, and Surana set out to score with Alistair, kill all humans, find some respectable clothes, win the lottery, pay child support, and burn things, respectively.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,798 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Cousland, Tabris
Sessions with Madness by wouldyouliketoseemymask reviews
An interview with Dr. Crane is never simple.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,828 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - J. Crane - Complete
Two Faces by Silicon Avatar reviews
What if Batman saved Rachel instead of Harvey? Be careful what you wish for! An AU of TDK
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,333 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Rachel D. - Complete
Down in the Willow Garden by Praxid reviews
"Carol stared at the wall. She was lying on her side in an unfamiliar bed—a stranger's bed, abandoned until she'd taken it up the night before. It rested in an abandoned room. An abandoned house. A nameless town." When the group spends the winter in Daryl's hometown, Carol finds herself joining him in a dangerous journey through his past.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 101,746 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Daryl D., Carol, Merle D. - Complete
The Best Disguise by myotherrideisasupervillain reviews
Bane is just as striking with his mask off. AU drabble.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Bane
Ultimatums and Regrets by basswall2 reviews
Alfred regrets giving Bruce an ultimatum. But he can't take it back unless he can first save his master's life. "I have set his broken bones, stitched his cuts, and administered antidotes to counteract deadly poisons. I would trade my life for his. That, sir, is why I am here." Note: TDKR Spoilers Rated T for some mild swearing
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,874 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Alfred P., Bruce W./Batman
Hidden in Code by Everything.Becomes.Chaos reviews
Jim Gordon's wife took his family away from Gotham in the beginning of TDKR, but what if their oldest daughter decided to stay? Her life begins to turn to shambles once Bane learns he needs her specific skills to bring Gotham to ashes. Can she help stop this terrorist with the help of her father and John Blake?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,362 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Barbara G., J. Blake
The Goonies and the Sovereign's Crown by Roland Trask reviews
When Mikey stumbles across a mysterious spyglass, it may prove to be the key to the Goonies greatest adventure yet. But a ruthless group of smugglers seek to lay hands on it as well.
Goonies - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,985 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Complete
The Watchers by theGWENismightierthantheSWORD reviews
They aren't really gone...they'll always watch over Gotham... A series of one-shots.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,123 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Joker, Bane
Waited by Crazylanie93 reviews
Set during DKR. They all thought he was gone. They didn't ever bother to look for him. They figured he had left. They were Wrong. Oneshot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Joker, Bane - Complete
Art of Deception by Highwing reviews
Can one beast put an end to an empire's tyranny?
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,642 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Complete
Better Left Unsaid by SammyQuill reviews
Three times Petyr Baelish did not tell Catelyn Tully he loved her.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,488 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Catelyn T., Petyr B./Littlefinger - Complete
The Affairs of Dragons by Corkerite reviews
Do good mothers have cultists? Is city elf as nutritious as free-range Dalish?
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Andraste - Complete
Employee of the Month by Les Varioufs reviews
No money. No job. Or at least, not one to speak of. And, as always, a Baldrick. It seems as though Blackadder has hit rock bottom yet again...
Blackadder - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,373 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 11/14/2011
Doctor Who: Tangent: And Then There Were Two by M. Handy reviews
An accident in time sees Rose Tyler on the TARDIS at the 10th Doctor's Regeneration. In a skewed timeline, can the 11th Doctor save not only the Earth, but his own past?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,981 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - 11th Doctor, Rose T.
The Basra Box by 1Scarylady reviews
In the Qun everything is orderly; everyone and everything has its place. Outside... not so much. Characters: Sten and a chorus of other Qunari. Written as a Secret Santa fic for feckless muse on the People of Thedas community on Dreamwidth. COMPLETE.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Sten - Complete
For Want of a Nail by The Lark reviews
A parody of the six origin stories, with a twist
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,950 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Duncan - Complete
Leftovers by Rebel-of-Spades reviews
Sometimes leftovers are better the second time around. Sansa gets a gift, and Sandor is the one to deliver it. One-shot.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Sansa S., Sandor C. - Complete
Recovery by deaka reviews
Episode tag for Quarantine. In which Rimmer is a git and Lister is grudgingly sympathetic. Gen.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,830 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Lister, D., Rimmer, A. - Complete
End of Life by Andy0001z reviews
Lister is 90 and not looking forward to another day in his bunk. They have somehow travelled through space to FiJi. Can Lister complete his plan, can he hold out another day or will Fiji's only resident have other ideas?
Red Dwarf - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,561 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Lister, D., Rimmer, A.
The Apparition Of This Shade by Stoph Loves Cake reviews
A small footnote to one is a matter of importance to another. If he can bother to get on with it. Expanded from an excerpt of the Phantom of the Opera novel, with a dash of Holmes.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,961 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Mycroft H, Persian/Daroga - Complete
Plus One by Aeronie reviews
The Boys from the Dwarf... plus one. Too bad she's on the run from simulants. Series 5/AU series 6. This is my experiment to see if it's possible to have an OC that's not a Mary Sue. Warning: some violence.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,287 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 7/17/2009
Planet Leave by kellyofsmeg reviews
Based off an incident mentioned in the episode 'Marooned', Lister and Rimmer go on planet leave together on Miranda and find themselves getting into all sorts of trouble.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,692 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Lister, D., Rimmer, A. - Complete
Father Mechanoid by Andy0001z reviews
A little Christmas inspired story. All set on Red Dwarf, any timeframe really.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Rimmer, A., Lister, D. - Complete
Onwards and Upwards by EE's Skysong reviews
Valentine as he was before the movie. 'You're an awful, awful man.' Was that true? Were Valentines awful? They were wonderful, of course, but what was wonderful wasn't always good. Slight H/V.
MirrorMask - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Complete
Lost in Translation by TigerTerror reviews
Once, all nations knew the story how how the four element spirits created the world. But time has past, and many of the nations no longer pass it on to their children - and other nations have changed it into a story that is very different... One-shot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Complete
Begun by Blood by A Magnificent Garden Party reviews
Begun by blood, by blood undone. For ten years the cursed pirates of the Black Pearl sailed the seas to return to the chest of Cortez the 882 coins that went astray. These are the stories of the recovery of some of those pieces of cursed gold.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,329 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 8/29/2009
Wicked Like the Troubled Sea by Nytd reviews
Response to a challenge! Prior to Isla de Muerta, Barbossa finds himself in a conversation over tea with Cutler Beckett, and it appears the two negotiate an accord concerning their mutual adversary, Jack Sparrow.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,037 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Hector B., Cutler B. - Complete
Of Priests and Pirates by Cmdr's Monkey reviews
Barbossa is waiting to be hung two years before the infamous mutiny that would get him captaincy of the Black Pearl, when he receives an unexpected visitor with an offer that could change his life forever. Jack Sparrow and Hector Barbossa
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,017 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Hector B., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
The Power of the Umbrella by WeasleyForMe reviews
Hermione and Draco are surprised by how much they enjoy sharing an umbrella during a Quidditch match!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 157 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Goblin Monk by gravity01 reviews
When one does wrong, one must do it thoroughly. 'Tis madness to halt midway in the monstrous! The extreme of crime has its deliriums of joy. EC. Hunchback of Notre Dame and PoTO.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,070 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Erik, Christine
Waiting Game by GoddessLaughs reviews
A job gone wrong lands Connor in the hospital, leaving the brothers with nothing but thier faith, a friend and a lot of trials to face. Rated for language.
Boondock Saints - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 87,780 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Complete
The Price of Fame by Opera Cloak reviews
The Phantom movie has just gone into production, and Erik is growing tired of his celebrity status.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 92,398 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 11/8/2003 - Complete
Play It Again Sam by GoddessLaughs reviews
I'm pretty sure I'm going to hell for writing this. Connor and Murphy meet yet another amazing, incredible, fantastically mysterious stranger who will change their life forever and ever.
Boondock Saints - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Complete
If Pride Will by ACleverName reviews
Moviebased in which the Phantom contemplates Christine during Masquerade.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Phantom:A Romantic's Retelling by Soignante reviews
Completely complete. A retelling of the Phantom's story designed to satisfy the most tender, Romantic heart. EC, novellength.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/12/2006 - Published: 11/8/2005 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Angel of Mute by Froody reviews
Just to add injury to insult, after discovering Raoul and Christine swearing their eternal love to one another, the phantom manages to lose his voice. This prompts ridicule and unpredictable plot changes. Mainly movie, some Leroux.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,520 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/8/2006 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Picture This by TrudiRose reviews
AU. Is it possible to write a GastonBelle pairing that's believable and in character? Or have I lost my mind? Read and find out!
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 130,507 - Reviews: 1348 - Favs: 1,268 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Gaston, Belle - Complete
Bongo by Roadstergal reviews
The trials and tribulations of Ace Rimmer's commanding officer, Bongo.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Kryten, Rimmer, A. - Complete
Blackadder and the Doctor by RapidEyeMovement reviews
BlackadderDoctor Who crossover. Various members of the Blackadder dynasty have brief encounters with various incarnations of the Doctor across British history.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,741 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Complete
The Phantom's Journal by ghostwritten2 reviews
The Phantom ponders his relationship with Christine. Covers the time period from his first sight of her as a child to the time of their first meeting in person. This is quite short: only 6 chapters. COMPLETE.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,459 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/30/2006 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Erik, Christine - Complete
A Better Man by SLWalker reviews
PostHoloship character piece. Nonslash.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Complete
New Body, Same SmegHead by Sgt.S.Pepper reviews
Just a little babble after Rimmer gets his hard light bee. Shows abit of Lister and Rimmer friendship. Dedicated to Boogle.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,457 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Rimmer, A., Lister, D.
Caress by ACleverName reviews
Short poem based on movie and play of emotions over Gerard Butler's face. Nothing more.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2005
Turnabout by kippersvindaloo reviews
Lister makes repairs, and Holly benefits unexpectedly
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,445 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 2/25/2005 - Published: 2/22/2005
It's a Thought by kippersvindaloo reviews
Lister, Rimmer, and Cat explore an abandoned space station, and Holly pines
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,529 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 1/7/2005 - Published: 12/15/2004
The Visitor by Mereidia reviews
What if Erik still haunted the Opera and decided to make his presence known to a visting 'phan? A unique 'one-shot' take on a modern-day visit to the Paris Opera House.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Complete
These Provincial Lives by NeitherSparky reviews
Belle may have gotten her fairytale ending, but how will events affect a certain sidekick?
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,995 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/3/2004 - Published: 7/8/2004 - LeFou - Complete
The Brief Adventure of Mace Rimmer by UnicornGiggles reviews
DONE A big wibbly wobbly thing heads towards the Small Rouge One. Has the lovedbyallbutArnold Ace Rimmer returned?
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,268 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Rimmer, A. - Complete
Altered Images by unfunnydude reviews
A trip down to the lower decks of the Crimson Short one leads the Red Dwarf posse into another bizarre adventure.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,755 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/27/2004 - Published: 1/13/2004
Ah, the memories! by Cunien reviews
*COMPLETED*'Impersonating a cleric of the Church of England...' - remember that? Jack will never forget. Illusive hats, rum smugglers, donkeys and religious confessions! Huzzah for Father Jack!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,490 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/18/2003 - Published: 8/9/2003 - Complete
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Losing Weight the Easy Way reviews
Set after Body Swap. Rimmer put more than a few extra pounds on Lister's body. While Lister's been doing his best to trim down, the salad-infested road before him seems more than a little overwhelming, leaving him willing to try an alternate, if questionable, method of weight loss.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,498 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Cat, Kryten, Lister, D., Rimmer, A. - Complete
Milton Mamet, Superhero reviews
In Woodbury's hour of need, a hero arises in the unlikely form of its resident scientist. Milton Mamet has to step up, mete out nerdy justice, and ultimately face down his arch-nemesis, the Governor, in order to keep the world - nay, Georgia - nay, mostly just Woodbury, safe from harm.
Walking Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,981 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Milton
The Owner's Guide to Bane reviews
If you've ever been interested in adopting your very own Bane into your household, this comprehensive guide will answer all your questions!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Bane
Fourteen Moons reviews
Set during Marooned, this is Cat and Kryten's side of the story and their search for their missing companions. Kryten gives vanity a spin, while the Cat learns to fly.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,545 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Kryten, Cat - Complete
A Day at the Space Zoo reviews
The Dwarf comes across a zoo ship run by bots, and Rimmer takes them up on their offer to purchase the Cat. Then it's up to the crew to bust the feline out, if they can manage to stay out of trouble themselves.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,056 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Cat - Complete
Soul of Siegfried: Schwarzwind reviews
A young Siegfried's adventures with the Schwarzwind, before the events of Soul Edge, Calibur etc.
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,702 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Siegfried
The Owner's Guide to the Joker reviews
Have you ever wanted to have your very own Joker? This informative manual will teach you everything you need to know to keep your Joker in top diabolical condition.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Joker - Complete