Mr. Mixed Bag
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Joined 06-29-15, id: 6891685, Profile Updated: 11-14-21
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Wow! A profile? For lil' old me? I'm honored.

Favorited Stories and Authors

I've spent more time than I probably should have perusing posts on this sight. I've read, or at least started, quite the number of different stories. I also happen to have what I consider to be very high standards for quality of writing. As a result, I spend a lot of time searching for something worth reading, starting story after story in search of one that I'll enjoy. Frustrating as this can be, it also makes me appreciate it when I do find a really good story.

I'm rather proud of my list of favorite stories, and every author I have favorited I find to be consistently excellent writers. It's my hope that at least one person with the same taste as me stumbles upon my profile, and that my list of favorites provides them with many hours of new reading material. So I really encourage anyone reading this to check out everything I have favorited, I consider them to be some of the very best.

Stories

Harry Potter's 3 Rules for an Optimal Life- The initial inspiration for this story was the idea of a Harry that seemed to the rest of the world like the traditional hero they all expected him to be, while actually possessing a much more ruthless and secretive personality. The rules he develops were just my way of creating that personality. Another factor that motivated me to write this story is how many times I've started stories with similar premises, only for them to devolve into nothing but bashing on every character under the sun, with Dumbledore, the Weasleys, and every Gryffindor making it their favorite past time to murder babies and steal candy without a single obvious motive. So, if you're thinking about reading this story, and are looking for a Harry that comes into godlike powers overnight so that he can duel Dumbledore to death while Hermione and Molly scream "You can't do that!" I would advise that this story isn't for you. On the flip side, canon Harry and his tendency to escape death via a triple serving of luck hold the skill, will also not be making an appearance. Harry will be skilled and highly competent, he is the chosen one, but no 12-year-olds with one year of magic practice will be dueling Dumbledore into defeat. As time goes on, I'll be trying to slowly shift the focus away from the events of canon, because frankly Rowling already told her story, now I want to borrow her world and tell mine. At the same time, I will be trying to give a reason for the changes that are made. Voldemort and Dumbledore won't be changing their plans or acting any differently to canon unless there is a cause for them to do so. A cause like, I don't know, the actions of a boy who lived with very different motivations and tendencies compared to his canon self?

As a side note, this is not only the first fanfiction I've ever written but my first ever real work of fiction. Apologizing in advance for any mistakes or poorly designed sections of the story, I'd like to mention that any constructive advice, or even general feedback, will be gratefully received. This is first and foremost a learning experience for me, and I can't learn if no one speaks up and points out my weaknesses, so please, don't be shy.

Side side note, while I will gratefully welcome specific, well reasoned reviews, simply typing out "it's bad" or "you suck" doesn't exactly help anyone, even if it may be quite true. Instead, tell me what was bad, or tell me why my writing sucks, and then I can see if I want to make a change in the future. A symbiotic relationship people, let's get it going!

The Inventor's Legacy- Fun fact, Percy Jackson was the series that first got me into fanfiction. In seventh grade I hit the end of Riordan's published works and wanted more so dang badly that I went searching online and landed on this neat site. Haven't looked back since.

I read millions of words worth of PJO fanfiction before moving on to other fandoms like Harry Potter and Naruto. Years later I came back and discovered that a lot of the stories I'd loved and favorited were, well, not the greatest examples of prose. The Percy Jackson fandom is fairly sparse in terms of really high quality stories, and I want to do my part to change that. Writing this story was one of my main motivations in taking up writing fanfiction, so you can get an idea of how invested I am in seeing it through to its conclusion.

Fair warning, it is not my intention to turn Percy into an unstoppable machine that chews up and spits out gods like they're nothing with a host of ludicrous power ups. I'd estimate that he will end up slightly more formidable than in cannon, but all his power will be hard earned and clearly developed. No random blessings from primordial beings for the sake of plot convenience.

Based on my plan I'd estimate this story to come in around 120,000 words, though it could easily balloon upwards as I actually dig into it. It won't be too massive in length however as I would prefer to keep it on the concise side to make sure I see it through successfully. Nothing more annoying than a story keeling over and dying in the thick of things.

As always, thoughts and feelings are gratefully received in the form of reviews. All I ask is that if you would like to vent a frustration you state why you didn't like it while doing so, so that I can address the issue.

Short Stories/One-shots

Nundu Hunt- I like to try out different styles of writing that I don't normally use, and this story is one such example. The primary inspiration for the style of this piece was Ernest Hemingway, and I wanted to take a swing at using that sort of very simple and unorthodox sentence structure to tell a story. This is a very unusual Harry Potter Fanfiction, and fair warning, features a fat old 0 real characters from the books. But the concept of the Nundu has always fascinated me, even with the general lack of information out there. It's always seemed like such a badass creature, and I wanted to write something that really showed off what a monster this thing is, even in the world of magic.

This was something of an experiment and, while I enjoyed it, I doubt I'll ever write anything using this style again in the future. But I'm also fairly pleased with how it turned out, and hopefully it finds some people who enjoy it despite how atypical it is for a story of fanfiction.

Suicide By Ignorance- This is a bit of a weird one. In a moment of particularly pronounced writers block while working on some longer works, I gave into my frustrations, opened a blank word document, and started type type typing away. Any plot, goal, or even characters was only added as I went along. Making it up on the fly, if you will. I got to the end and liked it more than I honestly expected to, so I actually edited it and jumbled together something that I felt was worth posting. Don't really have much to say about it, other than that I hope at least someone enjoyed this strange little one-shot.


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Who Dares Wins by OlegGunnarsson reviews
A Harry Potter who grew up studying military tactics and strategy uses the attack on the Ministry as an opportunity to lay an ambush of his own - only to learn that his parents are still alive, as well as a twin brother whom Dumbledore calls the true boy-who-lived. And then, things get complicated. Military!Harry. A subversion of DZ2's Prodigal Son Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 183,705 - Reviews: 3088 - Favs: 8,887 - Follows: 11,603 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 1/19/2019 - [Harry P., Susan B.] OC
Laughing All the Way to London by AppoApples reviews
Harry is a single father trying to raise his godson, Teddy. Unable to ensure his son's safety in the wizarding world he goes into hiding in the muggle one. But one trip to London will undo all of his precautions. Thrown back to the past, Harry finds himself falling into the arms of a woman who once spared his life. No paradox,Light/BadassHarry. T/M rated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 124,251 - Reviews: 3600 - Favs: 8,832 - Follows: 9,658 - Updated: 7/26/2021 - Published: 1/8/2019 - [Harry P., Narcissa M.] Teddy L. - Complete
The Shadow of Angmar by Steelbadger reviews
The Master of Death is a dangerous title; many would claim to hold a position greater than Death. Harry is pulled to Middle-earth by the Witch King of Angmar in an attempt to bring Morgoth back to Arda. A year later Angmar falls and Harry is freed. What will he do with the eternity granted to him? Story begins 1000 years before LotR. Eventual major canon divergence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 237,383 - Reviews: 6448 - Favs: 14,762 - Follows: 17,357 - Updated: 6/8/2021 - Published: 3/15/2015 - Harry P.
In Bad Faith by Steelbadger reviews
Dumbledore arrives on Harry's parents' doorstep on the evening of his seventeenth birthday and reveals to him that Voldemort is not really dead. There is a Prophecy, and he believes Harry is the subject. But there is more to the Prophecy than even Dumbledore knows and the Girl Who Lived, Iana Malfoy, will prove to be central to everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 63,659 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 5/15/2021 - Published: 4/1/2021 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hurricane Suite by Dr. Snakes MD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto grew up with lofty goals, guts, and determination. Instincts of a born fighter made him grow; duty to his home drove him. As the battle lines begin to blur, he must find a way to reconcile all he's ever known with the man he hopes to become. Large AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 204,759 - Reviews: 2659 - Favs: 7,291 - Follows: 7,294 - Updated: 5/5/2021 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Naruto U.
Toppling Heroes by Steelbadger reviews
When a high profile robbery is foiled by Superman, and it is revealed that a witch may be involved in the attack, Harry must get to the bottom of it lest the secrecy of his world be put in danger. Sequel to Kicking Gotham, which can be found on my author's page.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 100,689 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 1,554 - Follows: 1,528 - Updated: 1/1/2021 - Published: 9/12/2020 - C. Kent/Kal-El/Superman, Princess Diana/Wonder Woman, Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Autumn Leaves by Steelbadger reviews
Autumn arrives, and with it, it brings news that could change Fleur Delacour's life. The Triwizard Tournament is to be held at Hogwarts, and it could be her lifeline; her escape from the stifling expectations of French magical society. She need only recognise, and grasp, the opportunities it brings. One-shot, Harry/Fleur, 'Pre-Romance'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,550 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 322 - Published: 11/30/2020 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Kicking Gotham by Steelbadger reviews
When Neville Longbottom goes missing during an investigation into reports of strange magical plants in the Muggle world, it falls to Harry to try to find his friend. Last known location? Gotham City, USA.
Crossover - Harry Potter & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,896 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 1,709 - Follows: 1,241 - Updated: 9/12/2020 - Published: 3/14/2020 - Harry P. - Complete
The Beast of Gremory by Mudsaur reviews
"Strive for the Throne of God and you shall have it."
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 259,170 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 3,903 - Follows: 4,339 - Updated: 6/18/2020 - Published: 4/24/2015 - Naruto U., Rias G., H. Akeno, Kuroka
A Demon Lord's Hero by Fahad09 reviews
When I sold my soul to the Devil, I thought I was prepared for anything. I wasn't. I didn't expect him to be a her. Or dressed up as a magical girl carrying a pink wand tipped with a cheerful yellow star. Her being a prankster however didn't come as much of a surprise. You know, the Bible would have been a whole lot more interesting if they included stuff like this. Complete AU
Crossover - Fate/stay night & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 403,245 - Reviews: 7173 - Favs: 12,676 - Follows: 12,851 - Updated: 5/12/2020 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Shirō E.
Something Wicked This Way Comes by VereorFaux reviews
Lelouch thought his life over as the sword stabbed him. Instead, he woke up in a different world without his people, his power, and his money. Turning to the magic of this world to achieve his goals, Lelouch begins a crusade when the people he left behind are threatened. Even if it meant dying over and over again to achieve his goals.
Crossover - Re:Zero & Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 123,604 - Reviews: 1182 - Favs: 3,332 - Follows: 3,737 - Updated: 5/5/2020 - Published: 6/25/2016 - Lelouch L., Emilia, Felt, Reinhard A.
Itachi, Is That A Baby? by SpoonandJohn reviews
Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 102 - Words: 314,960 - Reviews: 8212 - Favs: 12,181 - Follows: 12,505 - Updated: 1/21/2020 - Published: 11/25/2015 - Harry P., Albus D., Itachi U.
Prodigal Delinquent by Ethereal Euphoria reviews
AU. Little Harry Potter knew from the moment he defied the laws of gravity and made a pebble accelerate at a freefall of 8.9 m/s 2, that he was going to have fun learning about the rules of all the known universe… and breaking every single one of them. WARNING: Sporadic Updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,688 - Reviews: 2298 - Favs: 7,967 - Follows: 9,792 - Updated: 10/20/2019 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Harry P.
You Meet in Paris by enembee reviews
...and she eclipses the sun. A short story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,578 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 303 - Published: 7/3/2019 - Harry P., Gabrielle D. - Complete
The Sun Dog by enembee reviews
I am Harry Potter and I've just destroyed everything; space, time, matter and all twenty-six dimensions of our fragile little world in the twinkling of an eye. I am Harry Potter and I have just irreparably violated Global Causality. Take that Hawking.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,434 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 1,697 - Follows: 2,297 - Updated: 7/2/2019 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Ice Cream by Andrius reviews
Harry runs into the Ice Queen of Slytherin during a late night trip to the kitchens.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,137 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 3,285 - Follows: 1,404 - Published: 6/28/2019 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Patriot's Dawn by Dr. Snakes MD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto was born to be a shinobi. He was supposed to be a killer; a protector of unparalleled skill. His lineage and the demon in his gut ensured that. In canon, his growth was stunted. In here, he had a reason to be strong. He has to survive. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 216,363 - Reviews: 3579 - Favs: 10,462 - Follows: 9,633 - Updated: 3/26/2019 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Blindness by AngelaStarCat reviews
Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 324,281 - Reviews: 5876 - Favs: 18,103 - Follows: 15,666 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Wand-waving Bartender by VereorFaux reviews
Qrow has a new best friend. It's the black-haired, green-eyed, glasses-wearing bartender who recently opened up a shop in Vale, and he is enabling his alcoholism like a good friend would do. Whatever was in that Whisky was the stuff of gods. Harry Potter, as mysterious as he was, is a fun person to hang around with.
Crossover - Harry Potter & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,270 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 1,870 - Follows: 2,343 - Updated: 5/5/2018 - Published: 11/7/2016 - Harry P., Ruby R., Jaune A., Qrow B.
Vitam Paramus by TheEndless7 reviews
After tragic losses, Quidditch star Harry Potter is forced to pick up the pieces of those who have vanished; while he finds himself also taking care of another lost soul.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 224,316 - Reviews: 1143 - Favs: 2,840 - Follows: 1,860 - Updated: 1/1/2018 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Harry P., Gabrielle D. - Complete
Lost Uzumaki by Silver Dragonfly reviews
Shanks was used to strange meetings on the various islands of the Grand Line. However, this one was unusual even for the Grand Line. A Lost Uzumaki is found and Naruto has no plans of not becoming part of his family. (A Series of Snapshots about the finding of lost family.)
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 57 - Words: 121,137 - Reviews: 2100 - Favs: 4,785 - Follows: 4,909 - Updated: 12/24/2017 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Naruto U., Shanks
Butterbeer, Bollocks and a Ball by jaythekoala reviews
"She Transfigured Seamus' testicles into a pair of tweezers!" Through a series of unfortunate events and unwise decisions, Harry Potter ends up going to the Yule Ball with Daphne Greengrass. Perhaps things won't turn out so bad after all: when you've hit rock bottom, the only way to go is up, right? …Right? Not your usual Daphne fic. Warnings for language and underage drinking.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,162 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 416 - Published: 10/1/2017 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
The Art of Self-Fashioning by Lomonaaeren reviews
Gen, AU. In a world where Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry still grows up with the Dursleys, but he learns to be more private about what matters to him. When McGonagall comes to give him his letter, she also unwittingly gives Harry both a new quest and a new passion: Transfiguration. Mentor Minerva fic. Rated for violence. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 65 - Words: 293,426 - Reviews: 3053 - Favs: 7,361 - Follows: 6,001 - Updated: 7/27/2017 - Published: 10/29/2015 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Wind Shear by Chilord reviews
A sharp and sudden change that can have devastating effects. When a Harry Potter that didn't follow the path of the Epilogue finds himself suddenly thrown into 1970, he settles into a muggle pub to enjoy a nice drink and figure out what he should do with the situation. Naturally, things don't work out the way he intended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,280 - Reviews: 3121 - Favs: 16,848 - Follows: 9,481 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 5/31/2017 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., Charlus P. - Complete
Rise of a New Devil by Nero Angelo Sparda reviews
Naruto meets the Kyuubi at the age of six, Kyuubi tells him all the secrets that the Hokage kept from him. Why he was hated, why he was beaten, and who his parents are. In Naruto's anger he awakens his ancestors blood, the blood of the forgotten legend Sparda. Having enough of Konoha Naruto fakes his own death and takes a new name, his name is Nero Sparda. Naru/NeroXFemSasu
Crossover - Devil May Cry & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 104,271 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 1,349 - Follows: 1,296 - Updated: 11/2/2016 - Published: 6/3/2012 - [Nero, Sasuke U.]
End Game Version R by Kur0Kishi reviews
There were very few things that could rile a 25 year old Naruto Uzumaki up. He was perfectly content to sit in his home, work his normal job, study at a normal school, and in his free time, tinker (read: upgrade in a potentially life endangering manner) with whatever happened to catch his interest. This obviously did not include Devils, or Angels, or Fallen Angels.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 237,320 - Reviews: 4344 - Favs: 8,413 - Follows: 8,178 - Updated: 7/10/2016 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Naruto U., Serafall L.
The Tale of the Utterly Gutsy Shinobi by FoxboroSalts reviews
Naruto knew something was up the moment he landed in the strange forest; being sucked into the sky should have been his first clue. How's a shinobi supposed to adapt to such a strange new environment? Easy, one step at a time. Status: Indefinite Hiatus.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 230,948 - Reviews: 1537 - Favs: 3,236 - Follows: 3,220 - Updated: 3/11/2016 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Naruto U., Carla, Wendy M.
0800-Rent-A-Hero by brainthief reviews
Magic can solve all the Wizarding World's problems. What's that? A prophecy that insists on a person? Things not quite going your way? I know, lets use this here ritual to summon another! It'll be great! - An eighteen year old Harry is called upon to deal with another dimension's irksome Dark Lord issue. This displeases him. EWE - AU HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 159,580 - Reviews: 4027 - Favs: 12,312 - Follows: 14,001 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Harry P.
Equilibrium by Surarrin reviews
Ahsoka feeling abandoned, betrayed and disillusioned with the Jedi Order, decided to part ways. She left to find meaning and purpose in her life. She never expected it to come in the form of an enigmatic green eyed young man who had more than a passing interest in the past. She never imagined that learning about the history of the galaxy could be so dangerous—or magical.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 42,522 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 4,083 - Follows: 5,059 - Updated: 8/27/2015 - Published: 7/31/2015 - Ahsoka T., Harry P.
The Prisoner's Cipher by Ecthelion3 reviews
AU. Years after his defeat of Voldemort, Harry Potter remains a willing and secret prisoner of the Ministry, but not all is what it seems. Harry has a plan, and the world will never be the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,457 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 3,073 - Follows: 2,398 - Updated: 8/15/2015 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
What You Leave Behind by Newcomb reviews
The Mirror of Erised is supposed to show your heart's desire - so why does Harry Potter see only vague, blurry darkness? Aberforth is Headmaster, Ariana is alive, Albus is in exile, and Harry must uncover his past if he's to survive his future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 122,146 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 3,745 - Follows: 4,347 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 10/14/2014 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Cho C., Cedric D.
Midnight Blues by Zeitgeist84 reviews
After the fall of Voldemort, Harry makes a dumb career choice and Ron tags along. Hermione, sensibly, doesn't. Seven years later, a very different trio are drawn into an international web of intrigue by a little girl and an old relic. Lesson to be learned: stay in school, kids. Post-DH; Slightly AU. Rated M for language and violence. Not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 137,928 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Wand and Shield by Morta's Priest reviews
The world is breaking. War and technology push on the edge of the unbelievable as S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately tries to keep the peace. Soldier and scientist no longer hold the line alone, as an ancient fire burns alongside them. The last of all wizards.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 260,787 - Reviews: 7508 - Favs: 15,740 - Follows: 17,291 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P.
The First Shifting Grain by Cadel reviews
Sabaku no Gaara lands in the past to a time where everyone fears him and his father is still alive. He realises regaining everyone's trust will be difficult, especially when they still think he's a blood-thirsty psychopath. No pairing. Time Travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,418 - Reviews: 1872 - Favs: 5,792 - Follows: 6,083 - Updated: 4/18/2015 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Gaara
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 36684 - Favs: 29,427 - Follows: 21,433 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Adrift in a World by Miss Whiskers reviews
Harry Potter is thrown into an alternate universe due to archaic rules of magic. Hiding under the alias of Chris Collins, he tries to find a place among the suspicion of those he knew and some he never did, as Voldemort's power grows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 172,757 - Reviews: 3714 - Favs: 5,924 - Follows: 6,258 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Harry P.
Vaster Than Empires by Ayezur reviews
AU. Early summer, 1601. The Western Army is defeated; the country stands, uneasy, under the hand of the Tokugawa. Kaoru Kamiya, whose family was on the losing side, has been sold into marriage for the sake of peace. Her new husband is a legend, a demon bound in human form, marked by his blood-lust and his bright red hair. However, legends have a way of being not exactly... true.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 170,908 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 2,037 - Follows: 1,034 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 2/20/2013 - [Kaoru, Kenshin] - Complete
On the Wings of an Eagle by FernandelDeLaFrance reviews
Near the end of his life, Ezio Auditore, once Mentor of the Assassins, decides to serve his order with his dying breath by retrieving an ancient artefact. To his surprise, it whisks him away to a strange country of magic, where old eagles fly again...
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 146,667 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 3,063 - Follows: 3,190 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Louise, Ezio A.
The Leaf's Naruto by Morta's Priest reviews
There's something to be said for keeping the past as it was - makes it predictable, malleable. Naruto never bought those arguments. He's always been the one to power through adversity rather than wait it out, so why would now be any different? He'll do what has to be done, even if he steps on a few butterflies along the way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 188,736 - Reviews: 3262 - Favs: 8,554 - Follows: 9,086 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Naruto U.
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 392,449 - Reviews: 8099 - Favs: 18,009 - Follows: 10,800 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Naruto of the Shikon by LD 1449 reviews
NaruInuyasha Xover: Naruto has lost everything in the final battle. He is asked to aid a group in their journey. But will his own grief and pain get in the way? Or will this new group heal his broken soul.I don't own Naruto or Inuyasha
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 108,778 - Reviews: 4877 - Favs: 3,585 - Follows: 1,767 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto: Shinobi Wars by Geor-sama reviews
There are storm clouds swirling on the horizon, the nations are marching toward the inevitable...its been nearly three years and Uzumaki Naruto returns with the swell of the blood tide.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 379,281 - Reviews: 1461 - Favs: 2,686 - Follows: 2,273 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Deprived by The Crimson Lord reviews
On that fateful day, two Potters were born. One was destined to be the Boy-Who-Lived. The other was forgotten by the Wizarding World. Now, as the Triwizard Tournament nears, a strange boy is contracted to defend a beautiful girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 159,330 - Reviews: 4135 - Favs: 14,134 - Follows: 13,477 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Scorpion's Disciple by nobody102 reviews
AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup. Last chapter is a summary, technically not complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 149,612 - Reviews: 2417 - Favs: 6,171 - Follows: 4,157 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4969 - Favs: 6,194 - Follows: 4,452 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
Turn Me Loose: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
The sequel to Bungle in the Jungle. Told in 2nd person. Harry Potter has returned to England. In the jungles of South America, he became his own man, a hero of his own choice and not unfortunate circumstance. Is it enough to save him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 134,063 - Reviews: 2035 - Favs: 4,798 - Follows: 2,522 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Skitterleap by enembee reviews
Fifty years ago, Grindelwald won the duel that shaped the world. In a land overwhelmed by darkness, a hero emerges: a young wizard with the power, influence and opportunity to restore the light. Harry Potter, caught up in a deadly game of cat and mouse, must decide what he truly believes. Does this world deserve redemption? Or, more importantly, does he?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 65,165 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Nin Tech by Irritus185 reviews
Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 134,778 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 4,109 - Follows: 3,564 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
A Clock on the Face of Hell by IdSayWhyNot reviews
Fate was sealed that night. I was to live and fight, to breathe and conquer. The night I died and lived England celebrated the end of the nightmare that had yet to begin and praised the baby they would later fear and hate. I am Harry Potter. I am legend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 52,514 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 1,091 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Harry P., F. Flitwick
The Innocence Of Guilt by ENSIGN reviews
Harry Potter was sentenced to Azkaban prison. However he never went there. Who is James Pathertrory and what has he got against the Death Eaters. Unspeakable, Confident and Cocky Harry. Post OOTP, HBP ccomplient. No DH relation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 156,300 - Reviews: 1609 - Favs: 4,514 - Follows: 4,636 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Harry P., OC
A Fine Spot of Trouble by Chilord reviews
Post Book 7 AU; A little over six years have passed since the events that ended the second reign of Voldemort. Now, Harry Potter is the one that needs to be rescued. Rising to this challenge is... Draco Malfoy? Apparently I have to say No Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 132,479 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 2,734 - Follows: 993 - Published: 8/20/2010 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] [Draco M., Astoria G.] - Complete
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 4164 - Favs: 12,180 - Follows: 11,138 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Undead Secrets by BitterIcing reviews
Alternate Universe. Neville is the Boy Who Lived. So what does that make Harry Potter? Just a shy unpopular kid right? No, nobody could have imagined just how wrong they were. Secrets and Lies, Truth and Protection. Welcome to the War.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 115,540 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 3,043 - Follows: 3,230 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 11/23/2006
After The Fairy Tale Ends by Frozen Shattered Roses reviews
To be a Vizard is to be a criminal in the eyes of the 46. With Aizen's fall Ichigo is cast out, allowed to escape for his service to the Seireitei. What happens when he sneaks back in? Early angst, starts around Chp4, some language, rating may change
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 101,189 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 1,176 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Ichigo K.
The Double Agent by bourkem reviews
A Harry Potter Oneshot. Follow Harry's journey through the shadows of the war with Lord Voldemort, and watch as he does everything necessary to ensure the survival of his family. Non-BWL Harry! BigBrotherHarry! Rated M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,354 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 3,709 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Naruto Fuujinroku by Daneel Rush reviews
These are the chronicles of the Golden Wind God. In the beginning, the orphan became a heir. In Fantasia, the heir will become a shinobi. DEAD.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 298,337 - Reviews: 1457 - Favs: 2,071 - Follows: 1,763 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Naruto U.
Knowledge is Power by Defenestratable reviews
AU. Abandoned. Harry is two years older than canon and raised by Remus. Neville is BWL. Story of Harry's search for knowledge to cure his mother. Snarky characters, witty humor, Quidditch, deeply developed OCs. Harry/Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 298,731 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 4,875 - Follows: 2,775 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Tis The Season Of Summertime by The Matt Silver reviews
Harry's latent Occlumency shields manifests in an interesting way in the summer after his fifth year, and adventure bids him to head out and see the world. He will confront old friends, new insanities, the occasional Death Eater, far too many hedgehogs, and have way too much fun with it all. 'Tis the season, after all. HP/DG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 49,306 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Sirius B. - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4982 - Favs: 14,214 - Follows: 6,712 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Senju Naruto by Baal of Yarns reviews
You'd think being brought up by his Sannin mother instead of as an outcast would make Naruto's life a little easier. Not so for a guy with a demon trapped in his belly, even if he's genetically predisposed to handling it. Mokuton!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,714 - Reviews: 2242 - Favs: 4,869 - Follows: 4,386 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts by Clell65619 reviews
The War is Over, Harry has won. But at what cost? At odds with Dumbledore, estranged from the Weasleys, betrayed by Lupin, Harry tries to carry on for his 7th year. Harry/Daphne. There will be Humor, there will be Romance, also Drama and Angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,198 - Reviews: 2326 - Favs: 8,941 - Follows: 3,752 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Manipulating Fate by Midnight Star 25 reviews
Time Travel A 30 year old Harry succeeded in fulfilling the prophecy, but there's nothing left to live for. Harry executes a risky scheme, that will have him fighting against fate itself. GreyHarry Independent Powerful Harry Slight Dumbledore Bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 176,846 - Reviews: 2816 - Favs: 4,901 - Follows: 5,126 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Harry P.
Naruto: Altered History by Geor-sama reviews
Meet Uzumaki Naruto, the number one prankster ninja. He lives in Konoha...and has a dark secret so large that NOBODY knows, not even Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 323,140 - Reviews: 2452 - Favs: 5,443 - Follows: 3,187 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6675 - Favs: 19,402 - Follows: 7,173 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2468 - Favs: 6,486 - Follows: 2,218 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 2060 - Favs: 10,057 - Follows: 2,984 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
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The Inventor's Legacy reviews
From something as small as a trip he didn't even go on the gods discover Percy's existence years too early, with deadly ramifications. The Son of Poseidon with five beads on his Camp Half-Blood necklace may choose to save Olympus, but will the disciple of Daedalus with a grudge against the gods choose the same? Will he live long enough to find out?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 80,545 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 8/3 - Published: 10/7/2021 - Percy J., Daedalus
Suicide By Ignorance reviews
Fate has a twisted sense of humor. Voldemort was willing to dive recklessly into forces he barely understood in his quest to outrun death, but wielding what you don't grasp can easily turn your sword back on your own throat. Tread carefully in your flight from death, or you just may bring it upon yourself.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,391 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2021 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry Potter's 3 Rules For An Optimal Life reviews
Life isn't easy under the Dursley's and a young Harry makes himself rules to live by in order to make the best of the situation. But suddenly his life is turned on its head as he's introduced to a whole new world. Can his Rules For An Optimal Life help Harry survive the wizarding world? Or maybe the better question is, can the wizarding world survive a Harry with his Rules?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 57,349 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 7/8/2021 - Published: 5/14/2021
Nundu Hunt
"...It negates magic by its very presence, not enough to render all spells useless, but enough to scramble any attempt at escape via Portkey or Apparition. As if that weren't enough, its breath is one of the deadliest weapons on the planet, clouds of poison projected from the mouth that can kill a grown wizard within seconds..."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2021 - Complete