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Joined 10-18-04, id: 689907, Profile Updated: 06-28-13
Author has written 11 stories for Song of the Lioness, Gilmore Girls, X-overs, Shakespeare, and 1984.

The name is Joanne. I’m a 23 year old business analyst who hates peas.

Some Facts You Might Like to Know:

- I eat Paleo... you know, the caveman diet? Meat, veggies, fruit, nuts and sometimes seeds. I have never felt more energized or comfortable in my own body. Going Grain, Legume and Dairy free was one of the best decisions of my life.
- My two passions in life are writing and sailing. I tried for the 2012 Olympics (4 places shy of qualifying!), and I want to publish a novel and sell a copy to someone - other than my mother.
- Shakespeare may be some dead guy, but I love him all the same (Macbeth is my favourite)
- My favorite weather system is when it's hot, humid and raining
- I watch an unhealthy number of TV shows (see. Suits, White Collar, Revenge, Hannibal and The Client List to name a few.)
- I love having nightmares, actually.

I haven't written on here in a very long time. If you're waiting on baited breath for an update, I would recommend you stop. I highly doubt I will be returning here to finish these novels... Use your imagination and come up with your own happily (Dean free) ever after!

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How To Break a Triangle of Tension by Siaram reviews
“Fine, be a jerk, think what you want, I don’t care.” Tristan rested a hand on her shoulder, his voice serious, “I’m serious. We should break that tension between the three of us.” She turned to face him, “Why do you even care?” [Trory]
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,101 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 2/27/2014 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Rory G., Tristan D.
He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not by Shouhei reviews
Trory. Begins during Season One's Rory's Dance, but what if it didn't end the way it did on the show? Oh the possibilities Ch. 20 is up! Please Read and Review!
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,261 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 12/21/2004 - Tristan D., Rory G.
Whatever Tomorrow Brings by Mrs. Witter reviews
Tristan's back. Enough said. Complete.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 127,001 - Reviews: 1494 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 11/4/2001 - Rory G., Tristan D.
Arranged Marriage by blueyed18 reviews
What if an arranged marriage wasn't as bad as you imagined?
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,929 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 1/8/2005 - Rory G., Logan H. - Complete
That Damn Dress by chocaholic reviews
When Rory needs help she relies on the assisstance of the one person she knows to be unreliable. TR.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,726 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Rory G., Tristan D.
Scott boys and Gilmore Girls by Wittyheroine reviews
One Tree Hill crossover. Rory Gilmore meets Lucas Scott. Friendship first, then, maybe, something more.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 108,683 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 3/21/2005 - Complete
American Players and British School Girls by mischa-bee reviews
Rory and Tristan were friends in Hartford until Rory turned fifteen and she and Lorelai moved to England. Almost two years later, Tristan goes on an overseas exchange, and past and present collide.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,743 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 4/29/2005 - Rory G., Tristan D.
Escaping by Gythien Elven Babe reviews
Rory is about to start her final year of Yale, when she meets Tristan again can he save her? TRORY! Please R&R. The M rating just a precaution for medium level violence
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,186 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/16/2007 - Published: 4/12/2004
Life by Callista Wolfwood reviews
TRORY Ever since Tristan left for military school Rory's life has been boring so she decides to shake things up in the name of Tristan... but what will Tristan think of his new Mary when he comes back... to face the girl he left and loves.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,835 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 5/4/2004 - Rory G., Tristan D.
Dealin' With It? Psh Rollin' With It by Thought'sPen reviews
I'm Tristan Dugrey. I extended a hand and smirked. You can call me God. Tristan's going to do more than just cope in military school, he's going to rule. Trory of course.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 36,269 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 10/14/2004 - Tristan D., Rory G. - Complete
Turn My Way by Problem Child1 reviews
She laughed.“And here I was expecting something romantic.” “Love, are you insinuating that what I just said was not, in fact, romantic enough for you? That was plenty romantic. FinnRory
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,060 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 1/19/2005 - Rory G., Finn - Complete
Torn by smile1 reviews
Trory. DONE! Rory and Tristan are friends, but he is forced to break her trust and ruin their friendship when his friends want him to prove himself as a true 'king'. He'll take something precious, her pride. Will he be able to fix things?
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,686 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Rory G., Tristan D. - Complete
Preparatory Playboy? by CoffeeObsessed007 reviews
Tristan DuGray: Player extrodionaire. Mission: His newest conquest. Target: Lorelai Leigh Gilmore.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,401 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/4/2006 - Published: 6/30/2003
Games of the Heart by Gythien Elven Babe reviews
Rory didn't run away after she kissed Tristan at the piano. Is this the smartest move of her life or the biggest mistake? TRORY! Please R & R.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,203 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/3/2006 - Published: 10/6/2004
The Point of Being Young by esren reviews
RoryLogan: Is it a game or will it be more? post You Jump, I Jump Jack Ch 54 up
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 323,750 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 3/10/2006 - Published: 11/15/2004
The Rock by RoxyRoo reviews
He was known as being rock hard with his emotions. No one was ever able to get through. But what happens when the one who did get through was the girl he was hired to kidnap? Trory AU COMPLETE
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,595 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/3/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Rory G., Tristan D. - Complete
Daddy by PhALLoPhoBiA reviews
He still found a way to break her trust, and he broke it in the worst way possible. Because not only did he ruin her for any other man and any other chance of happiness, he took her innocence and spirit as well. DARK. NOT FOR TRORY LOVERS. 3-27-05
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,376 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/10/2006 - Published: 12/21/2004
The Art of Love by neezum reviews
Rory and Logan's paths keep crossing and eventually they come to realize it might not be such a bad thing. RoryLogan and throw in some Finn, Colin, Paris, Lane and Marty. Set during season 5, AU. Please R&R!
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,852 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/5/2006 - Published: 12/7/2004
I Tried To Forget You by sarcasmcocktail reviews
During her second year at Yale, Rory runs into someone she vaguely remembers from her past. He doesn’t remember much about her either at first, then suddenly it all comes back to him…but her boyfriend doesn’t make things easy. COMPLETE
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,675 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/19/2005 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Rory G., Tristan D. - Complete
Love In A Trashcan by Problem Child1 reviews
Rory gets a dose of much needed reality. One shot
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2005 - Rory G., Finn - Complete
Mary Dugrey by manydreams1216 reviews
Mary Dugrey is caught between two boys with no guidance. Trory told through the eyes of a daughter, slightly AU. COMPLETE
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,496 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/6/2005 - Published: 4/9/2005 - Complete
The Jerk by Thought'sPen reviews
Tristan has to fake being the jerk he was in his Chilton days as a twist on a The Bachlorlike TV show, and who else but Rory Gilmore is one of the 25 lucky lady contestants? RR
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,383 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/14/2005 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Complete
Puppet Master by rjs0123 reviews
A prank war, or something more? RoryLogan! COMPLETE!
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 41,171 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Rory G., Logan H. - Complete
Unholy Alliance by Angel Grace reviews
Future fic. Seven years after graduating from Chilton, Rory and Paris are business partners. What happens when they strike up a joint venture with Tristan DuGrey?
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 95,405 - Reviews: 1371 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 6/9/2005 - Published: 3/20/2002
Lets Give Them Somethin' to Talk About by coffeechick87 reviews
He believed that they'd never be any more than friends. . . but even he couldn't have predicted what she would do when the gossips went a little too far. . . [Trory] [AU] [Pro. - Ch. 7]
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,370 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/7/2005 - Published: 7/3/2003 - Tristan D., Rory G.
Show And Tell by Season4.5 reviews
Complications arise the moment Rory steps into a class she should've not been in to begin with. TRORY. COMPLETE.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,899 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 1/13/2005 - Complete
Vanilla by inmyeyes reviews
RT: All he's left with is the smell of vanilla. (One-shot)
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/9/2005 - Complete
TwoSided by smile1 reviews
Trory One Parter. Destiny runs into two familiar faces at a bar where a tequila shot turns the odds.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,659 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/9/2005 - Rory G., Finn - Complete
The Saga of Mary and Bible Boy by BeDaZzLeNpLaiD reviews
Trory! Read! how sad, I know. But you'll love the ending, I promise.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,852 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/20/2005 - Published: 12/27/2004
Holding Out for a Hero by Trixi Summers reviews
Rory and Logan kiss for the first time, and while she tries to forget it, she receives a series of unexpected gifts.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,319 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/16/2005 - Published: 11/28/2004
Things Change by rosie4299 reviews
A Chilton ten year reunion turns into a look at how while some things might change, others will always remain the same...
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,880 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 3/6/2005 - Published: 9/15/2004 - Tristan D., Rory G.
Through our words we bare all by soloveable reviews
[trory- one parter] Both share the same feelings and same english class, will the assignment bring out the truth?
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2005
Road Trip by Mystified Dreamer reviews
RT: Rory and Tristan spend countless hours in a car together. [Chap-9] "He knew he should let go. He knew that if he held on to her, he wouldn't be able to resist the urge to kiss her. But he was never one to have much self control."
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,955 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/19/2005 - Published: 7/15/2004
The wooing of Rory Gilmore and other frivolities by Mackiesgirl reviews
RoryLogan, LukeLorelei and a whole bunch of fun and surprises! My first GG FanFic, pls rr!
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 63,164 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 2/11/2005 - Published: 11/14/2004
Someone's Gotta Give by birkatbaby reviews
RoryLogan: Both are unwilling to back down from a path that will unknowingly lead them to romance. (post "Not as Cute as Pushkin)
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,773 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/23/2005 - Published: 12/22/2004
Twas the Night by GirlEndedtheWorld reviews
In response to illusive's "Is Not- Is Too" Challenge. Marty, beyond annoyed with Rory's obliviousness, dares her to kiss Logan - if she really doesn't like him, she won't feel anything. Stupid, stupid Marty... RoryLogan, LaneColin.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,132 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/22/2005 - Published: 12/5/2004 - Complete
The Portrait of a Buttfaced Miscreant by LovelessRaven reviews
She wasn’t that kind of girl. She was quiet and unassuming and smelled books. She did not think about ravishing blondes—one in particular—every time her eyes were set on his.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,199 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/2/2005 - Published: 12/7/2004
Off To The Meat Market We Go by Season4.5 reviews
Everyone in the Gilmore household loathes Rory's current beau. A dinner party at the elder Gilmore household is bound to change that. TRORY. COMPLETE.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,985 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/2/2005 - Published: 10/27/2004 - Complete
The Good and the Bad by BeDaZzLeNpLaiD reviews
RoryLogan! [On Hold]
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,861 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/25/2004 - Published: 12/4/2004
And Another One Bites the Dust by beautymarked reviews
Rory is met with a situation- she must choose between Dean, Tristan, Jess and Logan! Who will she choose! Just some silly ideas that came to me
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2004 - Complete
Defending Bjork by MahliaLily reviews
Completed 9.12.04. What if Rory and Jess had destroyed the snowman in "Bracebridge Dinner"? What if everything had been different? What if Season 2 had gone my way? Lit and JJ
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 149,958 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/12/2004 - Published: 11/10/2002 - Complete
Smile by Brokenemptiness reviews
[Complete] Rory moves to Stars Hollow from LA after her parents split up she has a dark past and it's not over yet but maybe with the help of the King of Chilton and her friends she can put it behind her
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,441 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/16/2004 - Published: 1/14/2004 - Rory G., Tristan D. - Complete
Some Things Do by tehplc reviews
*Completed* A sequel to 'Special Occasions'. What happens when Rory, Paris and Tristan get stuck together for an entire summer 500 miles away from home? Not as lame as it sounds... I promise. R/T
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 114,370 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/24/2003 - Published: 7/12/2002 - Complete
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The Push reviews
ROGAN. The fact of the matter was that she’d dug herself into a hole. Unwittingly she had led two guys on, made a fool of herself and turned into a slightly more modest version of her high school friend Louise.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 66,796 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 1/2/2005 - Rory G., Logan H.
How it Really is reviews
The town square was beautiful at night. For a second she almost forgot everything that was wrong in her life. But she couldn’t. She kept thinking back to her words 'Keep in mind we're under the same skies and the nights as empty for me, as for you.'
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,975 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/2/2006 - Published: 3/8/2005
Improbabilities reviews
He wasn’t sure why he did it. Actually, he admitted to himself he did. When Rory got fired up, she got this dangerous glint in her eyes they changed from their deep absorbing blue, into a navy storm blue. He could lose himself in those eyes. TRORY
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,862 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Rory G., Tristan D.
Drowning in Freedom reviews
Everything has changed. I've given up everything I've ever known. From here on out, it's me writing my own history. I'm torn. The freedom is amazing – but fighting for survival is harder than I ever imagined. [Chapter 4]
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,802 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 5/18/2005 - Lane K.
Plane Letters reviews
She couldn’t pick it up. It just – she couldn’t. There were too many memories attached to it, too many emotions. She couldn’t handle remembering. [ONESHOT]
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Complete
personsrights trippleplusungood reviews
It had been three years since his reforming and every day Winston regretted not following from the beginning. He had only one assignment today rights 11.3.84 bb personsrights trippleplusungood refs fut rewrite up sub antefiling. It wasn't right[ONE SHOT]
1984 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2005 - Complete
Dreams of Reality reviews
Rory has a dream about Tristan. For the first time in her life she likes him. Things progress, and suddenly she is running, from the world, as everyone she ever knew is betraying her. ONE SHOT! [COMPLETE]
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,648 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Rory G., Tristan D. - Complete
Macbeth A Playboy Production reviews
Lady Macbeth is a dumb blond, Macbeth cares for both men and women, Banquo says some stuff, and then someone commits suicide in Pleather. What more could you look for in a FanFic? RATING FOR SAFETY! [ACT 1 NOW COMPLETE!]
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,397 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/1/2005
The Tortall Game Show reviews
The first rule of being in Tortall is we don’t talk about Tortall. rnThe second rule of being in Tortall is we don’t talk about Tortall.rnAll the women are mine, Thayet, Alanna, Kel, and that Yamani woman… Yuki or other...[ON HOLD]
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,894 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/9/2004
Mother to Daughter reviews
Stumbling up the front steps, I watched Logan and the others drive off. It’s strange that how only two hours ago I was crying about Dean. ONE SHOT! [COMPLETE]
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2004 - Rory G., Lorelai G. - Complete
The Young Dragon reviews
Liam is 4. He has been sent to Shang, because he has no magical ability. Now he tries to find the determination in himself to complete his training. But first he must over come his past.[ON HOLD]
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,988 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/16/2004 - Published: 11/1/2004 - Tortall
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