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Joined 10-19-04, id: 690415
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

Me, Myself, and I

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Harry Potter & the Blatant Copyright Infringement by Trivea reviews
Harry saves the day! Never seen THAT before, have you? Chapter fifteen now available in two flavors - regular, and jelly-filled.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,821 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 1/2/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort
Voldemort Gives Harry A Sign, Repeatedly! by jennifer snape reviews
Harry stubbed his toe. Hermione screamed. “Aaarrgh! It’s a sign from Voldemort! Don’t move, Harry, I’ll get Dumbledore!” Short spoof.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
Is He My Father? by marietsy2 reviews
A oneshot parody. It makes fun of all those Severitus stories out there. I took canon behavior and threw it out of the window.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Haircomb of the Bathroom by silentfilmfan91 reviews
This is a remix of phantom of the opera, with the Phantom as a haircomb, Christine as listerine, and raoul as a towel. And it all takes place in the bathroom of a person who befriends inanimate objects! r&r and be nice this is my first one!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,223 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 7/31/2005
Potter Puppet Pals 3: A Special Day at Hogwarts by Spastastic reviews
For all those who can't wait for another Potter Puppet Pals Movie! This is my first fanfic ever! (It's kind of weirdbadwhatever.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2005
Harry Potter and the Irrelevant Pot Plant by llama-child reviews
An extremely random parody. Dumbledore in a bikini. Psychotic dogs blowing up Voldemort. You have been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/7/2005 - Published: 12/10/2004
Herring of the Pot 1 by Nota Lone reviews
And the Stone of Fossilised Cherry Kool-Aid. The strangest thing I've ever written. Rating for the insanity. I don't want to scar anyone for life.:)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 3/11/2005 - Published: 2/25/2005
Harry Potter & the Excruciatingly Pointless Fanfic by Hedwig and the Angry Snitch reviews
Harry and company are faced with a new terror...and it's gosh darn hilarious! A playful poke at the series and movie, and also has a plot. Think of it as controlled chaos.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,511 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/27/2003 - Published: 1/7/2002 - Harry P., Ron W.
Harry Potter and the SORI reviews
Incomplete. Harry Potter and the Stone Of Radical Improbability! A very random Harry Potter parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,316 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/11/2006 - Published: 7/7/2005