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Hello, My name is Mike.

I am currently writing and posting my own Harry Potter sixth year fic entitled: Harry Potter and the Cracked Reservoir.

This story was deleted by FF.n for exceeding the rating standard. As it was rated 'M' and did not have explicit sexual content or graphical violence, I am not sure why it was deleted as the reason was adult content. I am now a member of FanFicAuthors, by invitation, which I am incredibly greatful for. Please visit the site and see all of the great authors that have joined together.

HP and the Cracked Reservoir is a SubtlePowerful!Harry story where his magic core’s containment is damaged by a ritual Voldemort performed, trying to make himself more powerful. This resulted in Harry having to learn to mentally contain his magic and having a lot more magic to push through any one spell. On his birthday, when he joins the Weasleys for the remainder of the summer, he and Ginny make the discovery that they both like each other and a relationship ensues. Harry endeavors to show Ginny a romantic side not previously seen. The Brothers Weasley are happy with the situation but decide that he cannot enter the Weasley clan as Ginny’s boyfriend without enduring pranks to ‘welcome’ him into the fold. He is the butt of pranks from each of the brothers through the summer and the school year leading up to Christmas. I have tried for some humor and some occasional drama in this story, but it is listed as an action/adventure as well. To this, Harry and others will be hurt and he will walk away from the school year dealing with the ramifications of battle. Join Harry as he is able to enjoy himself and starts to come into his own as an adult wizard.

Sadie Hawkins Dance is a one-shot that I wrote on a whim one night and posted before I could ruin it with over editing. It could use some work, but I think that is good for a shot of humor and little to no plot. Have fun with this one.

I owe other authors for many of the plot bunnies that I gathered while reading their work. I like to think that I did not steal any one else’s ideas in whole, but borrowed bunnies and sent them hopping in other directions. The biggest influence on me has been the author Jeconais and his collection of authors at Fanficauthors.net. I enjoy talking with fellow readers and authors on various Yahoo! groups, many specific to the author in question, such as Jeconais’s Yahoo! Group which is an age restricted group. A good general Harry Potter group that I visit is Potter's Place 3. Any general or specific Harry Potter Fanfiction subjects may be discussed there and I recommend it to all.

Thank you to Bob and Alyx for featuring me in a cameo role as a first year in their desclaimer for chapter 25 of Sunset Over Britain on Bob and Alyx's Fanficauthors Site. It was fun thanks.

Thank you to all reviewers. They are the confidence of all authors. I enjoy all constructive criticism even if I do only re-edit my work on my hard-drive to correct the mistakes for future reposts.

Mike.

P.S. Preferences: Happy!Harry, Powerful!Harry (But subtle, not smack you in the face):Dislikes: Slash, Happy!Draco, Happy!Snape, Evil!Harry

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The Contract by dunuelos reviews
Naruto, in an attempt to use a flashy jutsu his sensei used, opens the way to a whole group of people who will change the shape of the shinobi world. Crossover with Rorchac's Blot's "Make a Wish" and other related stories.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,646 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 1,230 - Follows: 1,382 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Harry P., Naruto U.
An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 356,847 - Reviews: 14079 - Favs: 8,883 - Follows: 8,459 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P.
Ninja Who Lived by 88mph reviews
Harry dies at the end of Deathly Hallows and is reborn as Naruto. Now Harry is on the case of uncovering all the secrets around Naruto and deal with his enemies. Find out how Konoha deals with the Master of Death Ninja-in-training.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,566 - Reviews: 1217 - Favs: 3,409 - Follows: 3,624 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P.
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 3,027 - Follows: 663 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Tender Moments by Forever Free Evergreen reviews
Formerly known as 'Late Night Forgivings'. A serious of oneshots taking place from near the beginning of book five to who knows when R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Finding Himself by S. S. IDGET reviews
CH 26 UP!Post OOTP: AU: Harry leaves Britian for the summer, and journeys to America without alerting anyone.Join him for adventures and new friends,but even Harry can't have a normal vacation as the OOTP and DEs search for him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 145,168 - Reviews: 1316 - Favs: 1,640 - Follows: 1,800 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
All That Glitters by Arthur Hansen reviews
On a fateful Halloween, Harry Potter's parents fall to Voldemort and Harry becomes the Boy-Who-Lived. The affair attracts unwanted attention and the course of Harry's life is changed for the… stranger?
Crossover - X-Men & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,551 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010
Younger than the Dinosaurs by Dr. Scott reviews
Chap 14: Jack and his clone Jon learn what life is like for the other.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,826 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 8/24/2005 - J. O'Neill
Harry Potter and Fate's Debt by Intromit reviews
Eleven year old Harry Potter is waiting to leave for Hogwarts. While he is waiting for the Dursleys to wake, he finds a letter addressed to him... from himself. It has a simple message: Get to know Ginny Weasley. Post OOTP. AU. HarryGinny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 201,656 - Reviews: 2664 - Favs: 3,670 - Follows: 2,899 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
A Hint to The Powers That Be by LJEvans reviews
Hints to the SG1 writers for scenes we would have liked to have seen in season 9 and scenes we would still like to see in season 10. SJ
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 44,394 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 8/17/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 1905 - Favs: 3,231 - Follows: 1,527 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Loving Cup by Luzita reviews
Sam and Jack are forced to undergo an alien ritual that changes their relationship forever.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,765 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/28/2007 - [S. Carter, J. O'Neill] D. Jackson, Teal'c - Complete
Strictly Experimental by Wench of Hogsmead reviews
Hermione discovers that Ron is a bad kisser…she turns to Harry for help. Of coarse, this is for “comparison sake” only… right? HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,961 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 12/31/2006 - Published: 7/3/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Postcards from Harry by Spots on a Pony reviews
Harry goes on vacation and sends postcards to Hermione. Based on the story Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,691 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/9/2006 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Harry P., Harry P. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9149 - Favs: 10,659 - Follows: 2,901 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
For Love and Honor by Lanindur Du'Undarian reviews
Hermione finds herself carrying the Boy Who Lived's child after an act of comfort on the night of Sirius' Death. As she confronts her parents with the awkward news, things take a horrifying turn when Hermione's enraged father drives her to Privet Drive...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 92,278 - Reviews: 2181 - Favs: 2,447 - Follows: 2,670 - Updated: 6/8/2006 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter And The Summer Of Change by lorddwar reviews
COMPLETE Edit in process. PostOOTP, Very Little of HBP. Harry returns to Privet Drive and Tonks helps him become the man and hero he must be to survive. HONKS. Action, Violence, Language and Sexual Situations
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 332,503 - Reviews: 2421 - Favs: 5,374 - Follows: 2,016 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Harry Potter & the Azkaban Parody by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
Azkaban Story! After reading so many Azkaban stories, I have decided to write a parody of my own. This is about how everyone is demanding that Harry forgive them for betraying him without actually asking. I am going for humor more than anything
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,649 - Reviews: 2278 - Favs: 1,495 - Follows: 1,164 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 1/4/2005
An Alternate Yule Ball by HermioneCrookshanks919 reviews
It all starts with the Yule Ball from Book 4, with a little HHr twist. What happens when Harry discovers Hermione's a girl earlier than he did?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,793 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 3/1/2006 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
You Did What! by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Third and final story from the 'Where in the World is Harry Potter' trilogy] No one is safe when Harry happens. Not the living relatives, not the dead ones. No one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 139,965 - Reviews: 1443 - Favs: 1,493 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Harry P., Harry P. - Complete
Christmas with Jack's family by SG-Fan reviews
Well, it's about Jack, his family, and Sam... and the Christmas holidays! SJ of course.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,860 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/24/2006 - Published: 10/28/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Monkey Business by Natters reviews
ALL REVIEWERS PLEASE READ EPILOGUE FOR SURPRISE! SG1 are invited to a wedding and a fertility ceremony. SamJack & DanJan
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 83 - Words: 83,817 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/13/2006 - Published: 6/13/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Classified High by BookWorm37 reviews
There are so many stories about SG1 going to a planet and turning into tots. Here's one where they go to a planet and turn into teenagers a.k.a. the bringers of doom. Complete
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/9/2006 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
To Duel For Honor by TaraLi reviews
A chance remark by Moody triggers a confrontation. It's not pretty. HT, for those into ships, but it's not that important to the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,502 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Alastor M., N. Tonks - Complete
Harry's Heritage by TaraLi reviews
Fudge discovers what a bad mistake he's made when he brings in Harry for trial after Harry defeats Voldemort. Bad both for himself, and perhaps for the entire Wizarding World. Oops, forgot disclaimer: Not mine, JKR's!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 168 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
Unexpected Consequences by SG-Fan reviews
A simple visit to a planet ends with surprising and unexpected results. Sam and Jack.. you'll like it.. I think... T for safety. COMPLETE!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 37,092 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/12/2005 - Published: 7/5/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
The Barista by dietcokechic reviews
COMPLETED Standalone vignettes of life as seen through the eyes of Daniel’s barista. One of the longest works in progress WIP in Stargate fandom is now done! Seasons 1 thru 5
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 146,521 - Reviews: 1621 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 11/1/2005 - Published: 12/9/2002 - D. Jackson - Complete
Sweet Merlin, It Got More Horrible by cuddlebearlove reviews
Professor McGonagall gives Harry the talk, but he is determined not to go through it alone. Third in the series. I suggest reading the other two first, as they are referenced.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Harry P., Minerva M.
The Untitled Cheekquel Project by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Sequel to Where in the World is Harry Potter?] Now that Harry has been found, he's going to teach DADA at Hogwarts again for the first time. Will he change and grow as a person? Will he find love? Enh... doubtful.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,193 - Reviews: 986 - Favs: 1,400 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Really the Most Horrible Thing by cuddlebearlove reviews
Spin off of the Most Horrible Thing. Severus gives 'the talk' to Draco and Harry. I would suggest reading the first one first, because it is referenced. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Most Horrible Thing by cuddlebearlove reviews
Fourteen year old Harry needs The talk and Albus gets stuck doing it. Not related to HP and the Unexpected Guardian oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Harem of Honeys by szordara reviews
Harry’s destiny has taken a sharp turn from what was intended. At age seven, he figures out that he can make things happen at will, like magic. He forms a gang of Dudley's female victims, who gather for mutual protection and later friendship. Together,
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,712 - Reviews: 1130 - Favs: 1,774 - Follows: 1,845 - Updated: 6/30/2005 - Published: 6/3/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Cats in love by Bloodless Ace reviews
Is there such a thing as animal magnetism. Was a challange from port key. HHr one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,985 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Power Snivellus Knows Not by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Harry and Tonks discover the power to overcome the most horrible evil ever to grace Hogwarts' halls. And Voldemort too.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 98 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Where in the World is Harry Potter? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,625 - Reviews: 1014 - Favs: 2,602 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
Five Minutes by iluvpottering reviews
Complete: Harry shocks Ginny in front of her family. She has five minutes until she will be very embarrassed. Sexy Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/15/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
The way of the Warlock by Heiko2003 reviews
COMPLETE! Harry is looking for release in drinking during the summer. He meets a stranger who is suffering from a loss too. Are they able to get over their loss and help each other? And what does the stranger do for a living? Is he able to help Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,699 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 1/22/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Divergent Paths by Ruskbyte reviews
Hogwarts is home to any number of strange occurances. This one, however, is stranger than usual. Can the school survive Luna Lovegood getting together with Harry Potter and Harry Potter and Harry Potter and Harry Potter? Rated mostly for innuendo.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,391 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 125 - Published: 10/15/2003 - Harry P., Luna L.
The Flood by paperbkryter reviews
Clark vs. Mother Nature
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,748 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 47 - Published: 2/22/2002
Sadie Hawkins Dance reviews
HG OneShot (Complete): A dance is announced where the girls ask the boys. However, Harry is nowhere to be found.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete