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Joined 10-20-04, id: 690740, Profile Updated: 09-26-12
Author has written 28 stories for Lord of the Rings, Phantom of the Opera, Discworld, Hellsing, Harry Potter, Avatar: Last Airbender, X-Men: Evolution, Sandman, Greek Mythology, Star Trek: 2009, X-Men: The Movie, Once Upon a Time, Hobbit, Hannibal, Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal, Corpse Bride, and Sherlock.

I am quite fond of reading - which has lead many of my class mates and friends over the years to ask just how many books I have read in my entire life. Which, in turn, has also led to my less than polite answer, "How the hell should I know?" I read whenever I can. I don't read when I'm studying or working, when I'm writing, when I'm sleeping, and when I'm playing tennis, another hobby of mine - though I have found out you can play tennis whle holding an open umbrella. (Don't ask.) Otherwise, it's pretty much all read. I even read while I'm on the internet most of the time.

One pet peeve of mine is people who don't read that often asking me why I read the same books over and over again. Isn't that the point of buying a book, or getting it out from the library? You don't do it just to read it once, and then never look at it again. You read it again because you enjoy it. If you like a film you don't just watch it once, if you like a piece of music you don't listen to it once. It's the same with books, it's like meeting an old friend. (That's what my mum calls the books we've had since I was little and pick off the shelves to read once more: 'old friends'.)


Things I have always wanted to say, but probably never will, because I've filched them from various sources:

When my mental processes are questioned:

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops. (Arsenic and Old Lace.)

When people say the man is the head of a household or a business or some such thing:

Let me tell you something...the man is the head, but the woman is the neck, and she can turn the head any way she wants.(My Big Fat Greek Wedding.)

To everyone who aborts their baby because it's the wrong gender: More people would have babies if they came with free garlic bread. (Third rock from the sun.)

To anyone who is racist or generally annoyed by the fact that Jesus might have been anything other than white:

White folks only want to hear the good shit: life eternal, a place in God's Heaven. But as soon as they hear they're getting this good shit from a black Jesus, they freak. And that, my friends, is called hypocrisy. A black man can steal your stereo, but he can't be your Savior. You gonna eat that hash brown? (Dogma)

To anyone who is anti-semitic or violently opposed to other religions:

How odd of God to choose the Jews/ but not so odd as those who choose a Jewish god yet spurn the Jews. (William Norman Ewer, reply generally considered to be written by Cecil Brown or Ogden Nash.)

If I could make one speech with an echoing voice and glowing eyes and generally looking as if I'd been possessed by a demon, this would be it:

Evil is an abstract! It's a human construct! But true to his irresponsible nature, Man won't hold up to being its engineer, so he blames his dark deeds on my ilk! But it's not enough to shadow his own existence, no; he turned Hell into a suffering pit. And why? Because it is beyond your abilities to simply make personal recompence for the sins you commit. No, you choose rather to invent a psycho drama, and dwell in a foundless belief that God will never forgive your grievous offences! So you bring your guilt and your inner decay with you to Hell, where the whored imagination of so many gluttons for punishment gave birth to the sickness that has infected the abyss since the first one of your kind arrived there, begging to be punished! And in doing so, they have transformed the cold and solitude to pain and misery. I' ve spent aeons privy to the flames, inhaling the decay, hearing the wail of the damned. I know what effect such horrors have on the delicate psyche of an angelic being! (Dogma)


Finally, a quick overview of some of my more popular stories, for those of you who for some reason aren't drawn in by the sparse descriptions:

L'epoux cadavre - My sister and I went to see A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and watching the trailers before the film we saw the trailer for Corpse Bride, and since we were practically the only two in a dark theatre, we were rather freaked by it. I was in the middle of my Phantom of the Opera obsession at the time, and that night as I lay awake, I began to wonder what it would be like if I wrote a crossover between the two...

And the rest, as they say, is history. (It's the first major writing project I've ever finished. Sniff. I'm so proud...)

Ill met by moonlight: Inspired by Asenath's A Savage place. Hellsing, after Incognito's attack, has to cope with evil faeries in Ireland. Hopefully better than it sounds. Couples are sketchy, though people seem to like the interaction between Seras and Pip.

Flowers of the Citadel - I've revamped it a few times since starting it back in 2005, but the story remains basically the same: the fairly typical 'Boromir and Faramir have a sister' plot, one that people often use for Mary-Sues. The difference is that people say they like my character. I like her too, even though she's skanky. And kinda gay. (Guess where I got that from!) As I've said somewhere else but can't remember exactly where, she's the result of my brainchild concerning what would happen if Denethor would raise a daughter, considering how he did with his sons. Unfortunately, this project is dead in the water.

Children of the blue sky - Anyone who has read The Red Tent by Anita Diamant - the story of Jacob (of biblical fame)'s four wives and his only daughter - will recognise its influence upon this particular work. This story was started not only to defend my theory that not everyone from Rhun was evil, but also to try and make believable OCs and work with all the ideas that Tolkien never had time or inclination to expand upon, including the part that certain people had to play in the War of the Ring...

...and that's all I'm saying. When it gets longer you'll see what I mean.

The Blood is the Life - In a nutshell, it's Star Trek rebooted, with vampires who definitely don't sparkle but who do drink blood. And quite a lot of it.

Of Empire Lines and Pointed Ears: Star Trek again; Amanda Grayson and Sarek are basically Elizabeth Bennet and Mr Darcy. 'nuff said.


If you're interested, here also is my tumblr: http://aquitainequeen.tumblr.com/

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Fourteen Nights by redeaths reviews
The fourteen nights Christine spends in Erik's captivity. The nights of horror, despair and admiration in her own words.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,670 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/21
The Commentary of TOS for KS by Brittany Diamond reviews
While going through every episode top to bottom, I'll be looking for evidence that supports K/S and also discussing the arguments against it. Serious about the argument, ridiculous about everything else. M for language. Yay 60s.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 269,732 - Reviews: 2724 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 812 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 6/1/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
The Descent by OverlyDramatic reviews
Jaime Lannister, Westeros' most famous tourney knight, finds himself wed to a woman he barely knows, with staggeringly blue eyes and a penchant for swordplay. (Arranged marriage AU).
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,241 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Jaime L., Brienne T.
The Goblin Market by Viciously Witty reviews
Nine years after defeating the Labyrinth, Sarah is in Ireland - a land of old magic, where legend suggests her victory comes with a price and her story is far from finished. Something ancient has been set in motion and Sarah finds herself at the centre of a very old, very Goblin, tradition. As time passes, fruit ripens... Let the feast begin at the Goblin Market.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 136,059 - Reviews: 1617 - Favs: 1,393 - Follows: 960 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Oh These Saturdays by Min Daae reviews
We all have hobbies, Caranthir was fond of saying. Kurvo plays the stock market. Maedhros likes to make himself miserable catering to mortal cravings for overly flavored drinks. It's a thing. The AU where the Feanorians have been reincarnated into the modern day, Maedhros is a barista, and everything is still very dysfunctional.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,553 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Maedhros - Complete
Two Where There Was One by Spazzlingz reviews
A Materia related accident brings back the Vincent from his Turk days. With two Vincents, the return of the GeoStigma and JENOVA, a Portal to the LifeStream to close, the return of past villains and evolving cells to worry about...Can the past be changed?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 86,544 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Vincent V., Lucrecia C.
The Way of the Sword by Shilyn reviews
In the cicada's cry no sign can foretell how soon it must die. Inutaisho's story, beginning, middle, end, and beyond. Told by those who survived him: Shiroihana, Izayoi, and Sess. A bitter queen's triumph, a mortal's love, a son's torn loyalties. DONE!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 296,063 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Inutaisho - Complete
Once and Future by TeaOli reviews
Sometimes love can conquer even the hands of time. And sometimes even the greatest loves can't overcome circumstance. Complete.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 70,035 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Spock Prime, N. Uhura - Complete
The Rose and the Nightingale by Omega Devin reviews
AU, EC: A retelling of Erik and Christine's story, set in the rosy hours of Mazenderan, with a fantasy twist. Love shall not be denied.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 118,156 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Erik, Christine
Founding Hogwarts by Rufus T. Firefly reviews
AU. The Founders of Hogwarts were brave, witty, loyal and cunning. They were also drunk, besotted, sarcastic, proud, lustful, jealous, conceited, baffled, cursed – and on speaking terms with an inebriated Glaswegian hat. Read the bits history missed out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 112,102 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Rowena R., Salazar S. - Complete
Path of Seduction by Ardwynna Morrigu reviews
Sephiroth has a plan to get Aeris' power completely under his control but as the effect she has on him grows, it becomes difficult to tell which one of them is being seduced. Ch. 31: Magic voice inside my head, what's it like being stone cold dead?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 184,757 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 7/25/2001 - Aerith G., Sephiroth
A Matter of Honor by Adridere reviews
COMPLETE - Almost 4 years after the war. Aang is engaged to Katara and is up to Zuko to teach him the facts of life. Yep, the bees and the birds. Crazy kings, bananas and the ultimate contest for the hand of a reluctant maiden. Zutara/Taang
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 185,294 - Reviews: 1300 - Favs: 1,300 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Toph, Aang - Complete
The Angel Of Music by gryffingirl77 reviews
A retelling of ALW stage musical, with some SK and movie influence. Told in Christine and Erik's POV, with the ending that I wish had happened in the musical. Please read & review! EC My first fanfic!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 86,997 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Nuala's Brideshirt revision by ehenshaw reviews
A revision of an earlier much too rough story of Nuada confronting Nuala about a rumor that she has decided to marry. Warning: Incest, but only in the nicest possible way--if this is poss.
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/9/2008
Maître by Dove of Night reviews
Teaching, marriage, anger, joy - a whirlwind of life beginning at the very first meeting of the two. Christine must learn to accept Erik, and he must learn to be a little less...him. It's all very stressful. E/C AU
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 86,056 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Christine, Erik - Complete
Walk Like Men by Kenya Starflight reviews
On his way to the Lars homestead, Obiwan is ambushed and loses baby Luke. Luke is discovered and raised to adulthood... by Sandpeople.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 110,462 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Such Terms of Cordiality by Peradan reviews
Elizabeth and Darcy meet for the first time in the summer of 1811, at Ramsgate, over tea and a nearelopement with few of the prejudices that plagued the original courtship, they quickly and easily become friends.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,794 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 7/3/2006
A Woman True and Fair by The S reviews
What might Howl's Moving Castle have been like if the 3rd person narration had been biased toward Howl's point of view instead of Sophie's? This is an exercise in what if. Current chapter: 26, Tea Party of the Damned. [updated 10.31.07]
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 118,323 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 7/24/2005
Forget Me Not by Sache8 reviews
COMPLETE! Senator Sabé Naberrie of Naboo is unexpectedly reunited with an old friend when she requests aid in uncovering a threat to her people. Sequel to Dance With the Stars. SabeWan fic. Cowritten with Melyanna
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 113,747 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/2/2007 - Published: 10/23/2004 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Demon Division by Scribbler reviews
In a world where magic is commonplace, it's easy for Kurt Wagner to be brought in by the police division assigned to capture rogue demons. Convincing them he's human, however, is less easy. A plot to bring about the apocalypse doesn't help matters at all.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,734 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/12/2007 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Rogue/Anna Marie
A Sea of Golden Sand by Andi Horton reviews
Rabadash comes to Cair Paravel to seek Queen Susan's hand. It is only once she is in Calormen that Susan sees him for what he really is, and when the Narnians flee, Rabadash is determined they will not get off that lightly . . .
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 121,897 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/30/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Complete
Suckers by Digital Tempest reviews
Challenge fic. Sequel to VMN. AU. Storm deals with life and love in the mansion. Oh and vampires, and murderous zombies, and a Cajun boy who thinks he wants to raise the dead instead of being an XMan, and...
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,713 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 11/12/2004 - Storm
Never Will I Rise by hat-and-clogs reviews
AU, AxI. Strange things happen in Integra's last year of college, including the appearance of a mysterious new teacher, a series of murders, and surprising secrets about the Hellsing Organization's past.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,897 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/19/2007 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Complete
Discworld Big Brother by Watchman reviews
Will Dibbler keep thinking up idiotic tasks? Will Angua finally be convinced that Vimes' isn't gay? Will the show go on? Who will win? Will anyone win at all? You decide.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 81,473 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 2/13/2005
St Wossname's Fire by SpamWarrior reviews
The Auditors have resurrected Mister Teatime and given him a mission: kill Life and end existence. Features just about everyone who's ever been in a Discworld book for more than two pages. PHEER, I tell you.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,789 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 3/10/2005
The Price of Fame by Opera Cloak reviews
The Phantom movie has just gone into production, and Erik is growing tired of his celebrity status.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 92,398 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 11/8/2003 - Complete
Somewhere in Between by AJ Rayne reviews
Set in the future. After the end of the war, the Fire Nation is in crisis and to mend the broken land, Katara is put in a position she never expected to be in: Fire Lady. The first in a series.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,429 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Vader's diary by raveen92 reviews
Something i found at gamefaqs and wanted to share.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,985 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Darth Vader - Complete
Tremulous and Tender by Scarlett Rose reviews
UPDATED 072706. My apologies to everyone for not updating sooner. I appreciate your patience.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 36,713 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/28/2006 - Published: 5/9/2003
The Companion Of His Future Life by jvcla25 reviews
What if Mr. Collins didn't marry Charlotte? How would that change things? P&P Regency COMPLETE
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/27/2006 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Complete
Opera Ghost by Punjabchild reviews
Forget everything you know, and remember everything you have forgotten Erik Three college students study abroad in Paris, to find absolute proof that the Opera Ghost really existed. The results are haunting...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 95,338 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/28/2006 - Published: 7/31/2004 - Erik, Christine - Complete
The New Production by LesMisLoony reviews
COMPLETE. I have randomly forced the characters of Phantom to reenact Les Miserables! Can they do the show and keep their sanity? Those of them that have sanity... Come one and all to see the world's worst ending.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 46,290 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/10/2006 - Published: 7/25/2004 - Raoul, Erik - Complete
Joining by Djinn1 reviews
It takes time for 'with someone' to mean 'together.' This is a Spock & Chapel story. Note: I just updated it to make the section heads show up. Sorry, FFN was deleting the ones I had in there.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37,094 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Spock, C. Chapel - Complete
Erik: The Vampire Hunter by Elektra1 reviews
Erik's past makes him an ideal hunter of unconventional evil, but when he meets a young collegiate dancer named Christine, he is forced to reconsider the darkness that surrounds him and face the truth about his origins. Modern day AU
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 269,896 - Reviews: 1111 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 1/26/2005 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Secrets I Keep From You by Dale Idle Wells reviews
Twenty Ninth Chapter: Insight from Xavier, Kitty and two surprise guests. Plus, the much awaited match up of Serpentina and Toad.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 107,566 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/3/2006 - Published: 1/19/2005 - Wolfsbane/Rahne S., Toad/Todd T.
Dear Professor Xavier by Gevaisa reviews
A POTO Xmen Marvel crossover, set in 1888 to 1889. The role of Miss Daae in this fan fic will be played by Kitty Pryde AKA Shadowcat. Real world themes & issues, such as anti Semitism
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,801 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/14/2006 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Erik
Il Mio Amore Scuro by WritetotheDeath reviews
[COMPLETED!] When a mysterious stranger intrudes on Christine's life, she finds herself thrown into a mad world of hidden desires and dark emotions. A modernization of our beloved story. Please R&R.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 103,168 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/24/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Complete
Sinners by white lotus reviews
It's been done to death and it shall be done yet again: RoyAi drabbles.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,058 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/24/2005 - Published: 7/29/2005 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
The Ties That Bind by goddess123452003 reviews
Something no ones prepared for happens to Kurt and Amanda which changes both their lives. Will their love be strong enough to survive?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,210 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 3/19/2004
Tenebrion by Laylah reviews
The Phantom's story retold.Darkly so.Based on the 2004 movie.R&R to your heart's content, criticism is welcome. Warning:The rating may go up as the story develops.Well, will you open the Pandora's box?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 43,771 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/21/2005 - Published: 2/25/2005
Before a Fall by DreadNot reviews
The greatest temptation for any scientist is to believe he is above his subjects or accountability. Hubris is not smiled on by the fates. Experimental format on the topic of the deadly sin, pride. Dark humor, hard science, graphic mad scientist behavior.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,541 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/7/2005 - Complete
Courage of the Spirit by Velf reviews
Chihiro is 20 and at university. Her brush with the spirit world still influences her life to today. She is trying hard to fit in with the “real world”, but she is finding this difficult and the cracks are starting to show.Note-Some unbetaed chapters.
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 126,293 - Reviews: 2244 - Favs: 2,433 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 3/15/2005 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
The Phantom of the Opera vs The Scarlet Pimpernel by queen of the imps reviews
It’s the ultimate musical match-up! Two murderous villains pining for an unrequited love! Two singersactresses with lives like soap-opera characters! Two foppish aristocrats! French-ness! (No knowledge of SP required)
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,409 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/7/2005 - Published: 1/11/2005
Field of Innocence by Mighty Crouton reviews
Confronted by Alucard, Integral is forced to reflect on her childhood memories and how they have cultivated her to being the Iron Maiden she is.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,781 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/22/2005 - Published: 5/28/2003 - Integra, Alucard - Complete
Mutants in tights A parody of a parody by todd fan reviews
COMPLETE A parody of Mel Brooks' 'Robin Hood: Men in Tights'
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,804 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/6/2005 - Published: 1/9/2005 - Complete
Through the Darkness Unescapable by chryseis dione reviews
The Alkallabeth was written as a history, but histories rarely reveal the whole truth. What was the truth behind the life of Tar Miriel, last queen of Numenor?
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 65,422 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 23 - Updated: 1/30/2005 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Complete
Farsighted by Freelancer reviews
Early First Age. It’s going to take a lot more than being crippled to stop Celeborn from winning Galadriel’s heart or helping to save Doriath from a traitor. Ch. 13: Uncómien smells a conspiracy and Celeborn makes a move
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,357 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/4/2005 - Published: 12/24/2003
I Am Two Fools by Sphinx reviews
Celeborn, Galadriel, and a beginning in Doriath. Cameos by Thingol and Melian.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,721 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2005
The Phantom of the Institute by archmagus reviews
XMenPhantom of the Opera. Rumors of a ghost haunting the Xavier Institute have become popular with the residents. But one girl is about to find out that there is truth to the rumors. COMPLETE
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,050 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/26/2004 - Published: 8/30/2003 - Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
Oak and Willow by Marnie reviews
The story of Celeborn and Galadriel, with a difference - this time it's from the Sindar POV. Features Daeron, Elu Thingol, Luthien, Beren, Angrod, Finrod and many others.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,732 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/12/2004 - Published: 3/28/2003 - Complete
Unforgivable Sinners by Cmdr. Gabe E reviews
Yuriko Lady Deathstrike surfaces from the Alkali Lake Base,wounded and barely alive. She finds an unconscious battered man on the shore of the lake--- Stryker. Will he be the key to her and Logan's past? What is the role of the X-Men?
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 120,764 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/22/2004 - Published: 5/30/2004
The Shadow Riders by KaleidescopeCat reviews
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them. The curious tale of two strange visitors to MiddleEarth... ::COMPLETE::
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,116 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/19/2004 - Published: 1/18/2004 - Complete
Omentië by Elentari2 reviews
A fated meeting. An overprotected lady with a free spirit finds someone who's not afraid to get things straight. One-shot ficlet, Eöl-Aredhel
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/26/2004 - Complete
The Truth Hurts by Michelle2 reviews
Professor Xavier reveals information about Kurt's biological family. Senator Creed tries to reintroduce the Registration Act. Magneto has a plan to tempt some of the X-men into joining the Brotherhood. Rogue hides a secret from her friends. FINAL CHAPTER!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 111,700 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/19/2004 - Published: 7/6/2003
A Night on the Tiles by Merrymoll reviews
Chivalry, Vetinari style, with a maid in the wrong place at the wrong time and some rooftop gallivanting. Now finished!
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,598 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 11/8/2003 - Complete
In Enclosed Spaces With Vampires by Bishonen no Hime reviews
“Don’t ever do that again.” “Ooh, I don’t think I’ve ever heard you use that tone before. Say something else.”
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/31/2003 - Published: 8/20/2003
A Boy, A Girl, & A Dog: The Leithian Script by Philosopher At Large reviews
The Deed of Beren & Luthien (& Huan) retold in the vernacular w/apologies to Messrs Shakespeare & Tolkien. 8/10Act IV.V.xx
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 560,494 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/11/2003 - Published: 5/6/2002
June Week by Alchemine reviews
Opening the Chamber of Secrets is not the only crime Tom Riddle commits as a Hogwarts student. But can young Minerva McGonagall prove his guilt? Also features Dumbledore and others. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 51,041 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/29/2002 - Published: 2/9/2002 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
A Game of Lives by SkywaterBlue reviews
What happens between "A Game of You" and "Brief Lives". It's told as a story, written by Thessaly.
Sandman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,326 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 4/10/2001 - Published: 2/26/2001
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Let the saints go marching out, then let the monster in reviews
'It's been some years since Clarice Starling has had sex with anyone. It's been even more years since Dr Lecter has done the same. For that's happened, they're wary at first when it comes to touching each other.' So, what exactly happened after the hundred and first chapter of 'Hannibal? Book universe and book spoilers.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2013 - C. Starling, H. Lecter, P. Krendler - Complete
What's to be done? reviews
'Partly it is because Fredricka Lounds has not yet shown herself to be an animal...partly it is because she amuses him, as much as a monster such as Dr Lecter can be amused. He has seen her outward apprehension and scented her deeper fear.' Some musings about why, despite her being 'terribly rude', Hannibal Lecter has let Freddie Lounds go...for now.
Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Complete
Remarkable, my dear Belladonna reviews
"Hello again, Gandalf," Belladonna says, pushing herself up off the bundle of Old Toby. "I hate to ask, but could you go even faster than this? Bungo's trying to ask me to marry him." A insight into the life and times of Bilbo's famous mother, as she tries to decide whether this latest adventure with a very old friend will be her last.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,214 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Gandalf
To see into the hearts of Men reviews
'Between breath and breath Sílafinn could have taken his knife and stuck it in Mídalath's eye for his sloth and idleness, that he'd drag him away when something of interest was at last all but thrown in their path.' Why read men's hearts, when you can read their whole lives instead?
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Sherlock H.
A Long Expected Prequel reviews
...or sequel. Or midquel. It's all a bit complicated. As December draws closer and the appetite for staight-man hobbits, sexy dwarves and even more sexily voiced dragons/dark lords grows ever stronger, the quest to parody the cause of all this madness begins. Because really, they just make it so easy for us, and we love them for it.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,683 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Bilbo B., Gandalf
Of empire lines and pointed ears reviews
Amanda's a feisty young lady who is unimpressed by arrogant alien ambassadors. Sarek's a proud, reserved Vulcan wearing silk stockings under duress, who secretly adores her. Really, doesn't this remind you of anything? AU Regency-esque sci-fi.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,802 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Amanda G., Sarek
As you're pretty, so be wise reviews
...wolves may lurk in every guise. She wasn't wearing a red hood when they first met and never wore one ever after, but he still always wanted to gobble her up. The life and cloaks of Granny, the Widow Lucas. Spoilers for 1x15
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,309 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Granny, Red Riding Hood/Ruby L.
Growing the thousand faces reviews
She'll concede that he loves her, but he is not IN love with her; Erik is a man who falls in love, willing or no, with very few people, and she is not one of those people yet. She'll settle for trust, while she grows more faces. M/M, M/A, hinted E/C.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,893 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Mystique, Magneto
Give me a place to stand reviews
The Trousers of Time have many legs, and they're supposed to remain seperate. Supposed being the word here. But then, certain movers and shakers of worlds don't much care for the rules, and a certain hopper between the stitches can't be having with this.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,068 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/4/2011 - GrannyWeatherwax, Mustrum Ridcully
The blood is the life reviews
It's awkward when you don't know quite how to treat someone you used to hate. It's even more awkward when you're learning to be friends on a planet where half the population has fangs, and everyone seems to know something that you don't. Post film.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,484 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 5/16/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Children of the night
It’s hard being the only pair on a planet that just doesn’t like vampires. It’s even harder when those who don’t understand are trying to tear you apart. Companion and sort of sequel to ‘The blood is the life’.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2009
Five times Nyota refused to be saved reviews
...and two times when she saves herself. K/S with a lot of bitterness and anger on our girl's part.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,021 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - N. Uhura, Spock Prime
Children of the mind reviews
Hopes spawned in the past and constructed in the present by the height of deadly genius have the chance to meet, as the Enterprise has its first encounter with androids and those who desperately seek to create true artificial intelligence.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,031 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009
Children of the blue sky reviews
In the years before the War of the Ring, the way of life around the Sea of Rhûn is constantly threatened by the One of the South. Five women, marked by the scars of war, do their best to protect their beliefs and hand down their stories to their daughter.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 54,676 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 9/19/2007
A love of words reviews
He had no need of eloquence in his role until all favoured another man. He had no love of words, until he needed them to assault the heart of she who adored them above all else. They had no wish for anyone until they began to talk with each other. Den/Fin
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Denethor
Different senses reviews
Love comes in many forms among gods and men, and there is a different word for each of them.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/12/2009
A mortal's blood leads us reviews
With her uncle’s blood upon her head, the new director of Hellsing is now prey to an ancient justice, and must turn to her undead servant to find a way to avoid the madness and death promised to her by the Furies. Crossover with Neil Gaiman’s Sandman.
Crossover - Sandman & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,653 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Integra
Ill met by moonlight reviews
A long dormant power is waking up and making itself gruesomely known in the island that it once ruled. Hellsing is forced into combat with those who refuse to remain legendary, as Samhain Eve approaches and borders between the worlds thin. V. slightly AU.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,037 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 2/25/2006
Flowers of the Citadel reviews
In an AU where Finduilas died when her third child was born her loss sews turmoil in the Steward's family. As her children grow so does the power of Mordor, and their greatest fear is that when the Shadow confronts them they will not be strong enough.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,333 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Faramir, Boromir
Dukkha reviews
In the years after the slaughter of her people, a ghost in the Eastern mountains repeats what she had been taught to ease her soul. A story of short chapters, based largely on Buddhist teachings.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 10/16/2007
Memoirs of a non steed: The annoying years reviews
If Shadowfax could write, there is some small point of probability that his diary would have looked something like this. Contains constant anachronisms, crazy old men, dubious spelling and a whole lot of slagging off bipedal mammals with opposable thumbs.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,754 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008
My brother's keeper reviews
A teenage mutant has been captured by unknown forces, leaving his sister to track down his abductors. Little Meili's grief and determination leads to a struggle between factions, as she seeks for allies to help in her rescue and her revenge. Slightly AU.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2007
L'epoux Cadavre reviews
One wedding, two grooms, one of whom happens to be very dead, and a terrible choice to make. There's been a grave misunderstanding in this gothic fairy tale, heavily influenced by Tim Burton's Corpse Bride, where ALL rise to the occasion. Complete!
Crossover - Phantom of the Opera & Corpse Bride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 57 - Words: 261,173 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 6/7/2005 - Complete
Life made us sisters reviews
After more than a quarter of a century, Narcissa Malfoy finally confronts the sister who had the courage to walk away, in her time of loss. Set after Deathly Hallows, therefore there are major spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Andromeda T., Narcissa M. - Complete
Who shall guard and guide? reviews
People have no trouble dying in France. It's staying dead they seem to find difficult...in a sense. Crossover with Garth Nix's Abhorsen trilogy, complete with arcane music, magic, monsters, necromancers, love, Life, Death, and a talking cat.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,954 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 9/15/2005
POTO: WTDWYTS, Revolutions! reviews
It's BACK! After some editing and improvement, I hope. Just when you thought it was safe to go back to reading parodies! Now, Erik takes advantage of Christine...but it's ravishment, so she doesn't mind.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,291 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 12/24/2005
What lies beneath reviews
Things are moving in the Ankh that are far from safe. The Watch have to contend not only with a series of gruesome, distinctive murders, but with a cover up the size of the ocean. But sharks aren't known for getting out of the water...at least, until now.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,930 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/23/2006 - Published: 11/20/2005
So who wears the trousers? reviews
A sneek peek into the partnership between Integra and Alucard. Anime based. What does the knight think about the organization's two bloodsucking members? And who wears the trousers in this relationship? Can be read as AxI, playing hard to get.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,863 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/31/2005 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Complete