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Guilty Sparks by General Rage reviews
Fleeing from the glassing of Reach in the belly of the Pillar of the Autumn, the crew of the SR-2 Normandy find themselves stranded with their UNSC allies on a strange Forerunner constructed ring world called Halo with the Covenant hunting them. But Halo holds a secret, one deadlier than both the Covenant and Reapers combined... and it's hungry.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 38 - Words: 890,039 - Reviews: 951 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Master Chief/John-117, Shepard (M) - Complete
The Keeper by B.B.Ruth reviews
Post DH, Post Epilogue. Four years after Hermione resigns from her job at the Ministry and moves away, she is forced by necessity to ask Harry to take care of Hugo. Harry doesn't know that Hugo is his son.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 74 - Words: 441,895 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Wand and Shield by Morta's Priest reviews
The world is breaking; war and technology are pushing on the edge of the unbelievable, and S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately attempts to keep the peace. The soldier and the scientist are not the only lights that push back against the darkness, however; magic will encompass the world again as the last wizard makes himself known.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 252,192 - Reviews: 6179 - Favs: 9,876 - Follows: 11,356 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P.
Mass Effect: Clash of Civilizations by Eterna1Soldier reviews
In 2157 a Citadel Council exploratory vessel is tasked with opening a dormant Relay into unknown regions of the galaxy. What they find is something they never expected. What happens when two civilizations centered around different technologies clash?
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 91,150 - Reviews: 2926 - Favs: 3,282 - Follows: 3,758 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Tali'Zorah
The Terran Jedi by The Dark Scribbler reviews
The sequel to Jedi Harris. Xander and his fellow Jedi battle on. The latest chapter is up at long last!
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 479,112 - Reviews: 1718 - Favs: 1,196 - Follows: 1,083 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 10/30/2005
The Best Thing Ahsoka Ever Did For Him by ClaptonJr reviews
Ahsoka leaves the Jedi Temple, nearly in tears about what has just transpired. And, as we all know, Anakin rushes down there to try and talk some sense into her. But unlike on TV, it descends into a screaming match. Anakin makes a tiny slip during the argument, which causes Obi-Wan to discover The Chosen One's marriage. Slightly AU, with plenty of Anakin/Padme and angry Ahsoka.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,643 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala, Ahsoka T.
The Warlock of Slytherin by Romantic Silence reviews
After his mother died, his father abandoned him with his relatives. Harry grew up emulating his uncle, a shrewd businessman. With his best friend and neighbor, Hermione, by his side, he has big plans to be at the top! However, his plans get derailed when it's revealed that not only is he a wizard, but his father is one too and that his twin brother is the famous Boy Who Lived!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,944 - Reviews: 1530 - Favs: 4,001 - Follows: 5,031 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Someone to Love by The Ferryman reviews
Honks. what if Ginny died at the Battle of Hogwarts and Tonks lived? Riddle is dead, the battle won, but the war is not yet over. Two grieving people have one chance to clean up the MoM for good, the clock's ticking, while caring for a baby half-werewolf.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 138,383 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 845 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Harry P., N. Tonks
The Great Journey by CodeRubicon reviews
Abandoned, on account of being terrible.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 190,052 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Shepard (M)
Back Again, Harry? by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Harry makes a different choice in King's Cross and is given the double edged gift of a second chance. Time Travel AU, DH canon. WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,606 - Reviews: 3135 - Favs: 5,796 - Follows: 7,860 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P.
The Man Who Would Be King by LVDB reviews
What if a very different group of siblings found the wardrobe...?
Crossover - Chronicles of Narnia & Ender's Game series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,315 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 5/11/2011
Gaius' Ambition by Eterna1Soldier reviews
"I came, I saw, I conquered." Julius Ceasar. In the 21st century humans make rapid advances into space, with individual nations striving to create their own interstellar empires. Space, for most people, was a means to escape, to leave a conflicted, divided and violent world. But wherever man went, devastation soon followed. (Title Changed)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,865 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Councilor Tevos
Empire's Son by blank101 reviews
COMPLETE! Dark AU-Action/Drama. In the chaos of conflict as a Republic crumbles into an Empire, two babies are smuggled to safety to keep them safe from a Sith Emperor's attention. It will not be enough. Their lives take very different paths, one raised as the Alliance's New Hope, the other as the Empire's Son. Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Darth Vader, Palpatine, Leia Organa
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 378,394 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Han S., Luke S.
What Fates Impose by Frea O'Scanlin reviews
Joining the CIA wasn't anything like Chuck Bartowski hoped—five years in a bunker just sucks. When Bryce Larkin sends him the Intersect, it's up to Chuck and Bryce's ex-partner Sarah to deal with the fallout of Bryce's betrayal and save the day. COMPLETE.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 479,027 - Reviews: 2260 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
The War of Art by Face of Poe reviews
Thrawn and his art are just always complicating life for poor Captain Pellaeon...
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Thrawn, Pellaeon - Complete
The Inevitable by scattersoflight reviews
In a world without a known savior, Ginny Weasley races against the return of Voldemort to discover what happened to the Potter family, particularly the young son at the center of the prophecy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,743 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 4932 - Favs: 8,106 - Follows: 4,242 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Chloe and Chuck Vs The Russian and The Robot by Isabel5 reviews
Chloe/Oliver, Chuck/Sarah implied. Chloe makes a trip to the Buy More for some supplies but a shopping trip is never just a shopping trip, especially when a certain Nerd Herder/Super spy gets involved. Just a case of wrong place wrong time.
Crossover - Smallville & Chuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,976 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Chloe S., Chuck B. - Complete
Transformation in C Minor by hazakaza reviews
Harry begins his quest for the horcruxes with an unlikely companion, and Draco Malfoy is hidden in plain sight-as Harry. Totally not DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,443 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Draco M., Severus S.
Legacy of Thrawn by Aleine Skyfire reviews
"I've got a bad feeling about this," Mara muttered. ...AU to "Vision of the Future": What if Luke and Mara didn't damage the Hand of Thrawn?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,352 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Luke S., Thrawn
Time is the Fire by Oddment Tweak reviews
What would you do if the only way to save the person you loved was to sacrifice everything else that you held dear? DH-Epilogue compliant, sort of. Some HP/GW and RW/Hr, but ultimately, epically, HP/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 97,317 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
How to Dispose of a Mars by Lear's Daughter reviews
How Jack O'Neill passed one of his favorite headaches on to Elizabeth Weir. Or, how Veronica Mars got sent to Atlantis.
Crossover - Stargate: Atlantis & Veronica Mars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Elizabeth W., Veronica - Complete
Harry Potter and the Impossibility of Time Travel by ChibiChibi reviews
Three years post Hogwarts, post OotP. The final battle has started, but Voldemort still has a trump card hidden in his sleeve to finally get rid off Harry - he sends Harry and his friends to the past and now it is up to them to find a way home.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 204,824 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 12/27/2003 - Complete
Emerald Spark by Cyclone reviews
After Halloween, everything changes. Sequel to Blackest Night. Part one of Emerald Flame.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Green Lantern - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,672 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Xander H. - Complete
Witness Protection by AJzkitten69 reviews
Futurefic. After her graduation from Hearst, Veronica testified against Liam Fitzpatrick and was placed in Witness Protection. So what happens when Logan shows up at her door, risking both of their lives?
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,505 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Logan, Veronica
City of Darkness by Meshakhad reviews
A great power lurks beneath City 24, killing Combine soldiers.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/13/2009
Going Native by Rap541 reviews
GalacticaStar Trek Next Generation. What do you do when you're a lost Starfleet officer in the Beta Quadrant? You blend in and hope for the best.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 156,591 - Reviews: 1314 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Gaeta
All Roads Lead Back by pandiesboxx reviews
Harry Potter always figured that once he had fulfilled his destiny he could finally have a happy, normal life. Unfortunately for him he fell in love with his best friend...and everything went straight to hell. Set 7 years after the final battle. EDITED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 532,358 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Never Too Late by And The Moment's Gone reviews
Bringing them home was easy. It was what they risked and would miss that was hard.
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,986 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Veronica, Duncan
Harry Potter and the Quest of Light by skarm reviews
Albus Dumbledore: Dead. Voldemort: Spreading his evil. The only thing that stops him is the Boy Who lived, who must turn into a man if he wishes to not only survive, but win this wizarding war. No longer abandoned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 214,469 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 9/18/2005 - Harry P., Luna L.
Seduction by imjustaguy reviews
BSG James Bond – Six meets her match in the game of seduction …
Crossover - James Bond & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Number Six - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9653 - Favs: 12,382 - Follows: 3,546 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The Count of Azkaban by goldenthestral reviews
Harry is sent to Azkaban. The thing is he didn't even know. He had been unconscious at the time. Voldemort won and is now the reigning monarch. Harry is back for revenge. My tribute to The Count of Monte Cristo. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,928 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 12/29/2005 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Harry P.
Day of Resolution by Megawacky Max reviews
Harry has turned age and now is ready to begin the mission requested by Dumbledore. But before that, he has a wedding to attend... and a personal resolution to take. LAST CHAPTER is up. Enjoy the unexpected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,922 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/15/2005 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Hogwarts Pie by LavenderBrown reviews
COMPLETED! Epilogue added! Harry needs help...with women. Guess who comes along to help him out? Rated R for sex--lots of it--and language. HG pairing. FLUFF! Please RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,907 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 9/9/2003 - Published: 8/28/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete