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Joined 10-21-04, id: 691260, Profile Updated: 11-11-08
Author has written 8 stories for Claidi Journals, Diana Wynne Jones, 1-800-Where-R-You, In The Forests of the Night, Gemma Doyle Trilogy, Harry Potter, and Crucible.

11 November 2008

So basically I've been inactive on this site for, oh, two years? School kind of got in the way of everything. But now that senioritis is kicking in, I think I may have some free time. So I'll try to post more for you guys. :)

...WOW. I'm mad surprised at the responses for my sucky Dramione fic. (Speaking of which, that needs editing...) I'll try to come up with another one soon, okay? I promise. I love parody.

...Actually, everything of mine needs massive remodeling. I only learned recently that editing actually does something. And I feel like I've gained some maturity points since I last updated stuff like two years ago. Oops.

I have done some minor editing on Twisted Rings of Fate and Dramione Fic Suckage, Anyone?. I think I am going to focus on updating Twisted Rings of Fate for now with some side parody projects. I do want to finish up work on some of my other stories, but I want to try to focus on one for now. I'm sorry about the lack of updates!!

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Draco's Birthday Present by bitchfit26 reviews
Take a peek at what Blaise got Draco for his birthday...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,353 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/3/2006 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Ouch by cheryl bites reviews
Harry’s a self mutilator. He’s surprised to find that Seamus seems to be, too. Warnings: positive and humorous presentation of self mutilation. Doesn't make sense unless you've read books 5 and 6, and, I must admit, possibly not even then.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Harry P., Seamus F. - Complete
Dreaming by CoffeeStainz reviews
Kartik, she can not stop dreaming, seeing him, he is everywhere to her, everywhere...
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Complete
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 2949 - Favs: 3,774 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
The Angel by Moonlight at Midnight reviews
Dragon Noles, a girl of 13, lives with her parents and an older spoiled sister, or at least she did untill her parents were killed by a demon looking for the angel. Three months after her parents' death, she is forced to move in to the Chrestomanci castle
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,756 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 9/6/2005 - Published: 6/6/2004
Innocence Maintained by Queen Isolde reviews
[Oneshot] Hawksong. 'I would avenge Gregory's death. I would avenge Anjay's, Carson's and Sisal's. But not by taking Danica's life.'
In The Forests of the Night - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/31/2005
Voldy One More Time by Serenity Muse reviews
Song parody, based on Britney's 'Baby One More Time' and sung by Harry. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Mother's Web by Bard's Soul reviews
Will and Lyra's love has awakened the most ancient of spirits. Now Mother Earth weaves a web of love and friendship, secrets and sacrafices, all to give each an immeasurable gift.
His Dark Materials - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,996 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/18/2004 - Published: 10/10/2003
Who Are You Again? by Smerby reviews
A parody of the absurd use of nicknames in Harry Potter fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2004 - Complete
The Bet by Alida of the Emerald Green Hair reviews
Ron makes a bet with Hermione...which involves the words "Malfoy" and "seduce". Is Granger going to fail? Well... Rated for very mild swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Aliens Did It by SevenMinutesFast reviews
A very cliche fanfic where very cliche aliens kidnap Will and Lyra. Well, who did you EXPECT them to abduct? Rated PG-13 for extreme hyperness.
His Dark Materials - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,022 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11/26/2003 - Published: 4/8/2003
The Sharpie Show by StarKateFLG reviews
Kate and Max kidnap random His Dark Materials characters and FORCE THEM TO REVEAL THEIR MOST HIDEOUS SECRETS! MUAHAHA! FF.net friendly version! ^_^
His Dark Materials - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,031 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/3/2003 - Published: 12/24/2002
Harry Potter and Some Sorcerer's Rock by Silvver Phoenix reviews
A short spoof of the first Harry Potter book that I had to write for English class. Note: I'm insane, as is my writing. You've been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/24/2002
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Twisted Rings of Fate reviews
A girl and a boy from the year 2005 are mysteriously sent back to live in 1895 England...so what connection do they have to the Order, Circe, the Rakshana, Gemma, and Kartik?
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,461 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 5/1/2006
And I Thought I'd Seen it All reviews
Harry though that he'd heard the worst of it when Dumbledor told him about the prophecy. But now he's got a halfsister to deal with? Who doesn't even speak English?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2006
The Answers to Life, The Universe, and Chickens reviews
What happens when a bunch of characters from DWJ's books meet? Where did those aliens come from? Where did the Evil Dust Bunny disappear to? And why is everyone so obsessed with those ducklings?
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,513 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 10/26/2004
The Crucible REMIXED reviews
I started a parody over this when I didn't want to do my bio homework. It's a parody of The Crucible, complete with character thingys at the beginning! Rated M for language
Crucible - Rated: M - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2006
Dramione fic Suckage, Anyone? reviews
So basically, if you're ever interested in the world of Dramione fickage, then come HERE for instructions. WHOOO SUCKAGE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,757 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Raven Wings and Python Eyes reviews
The Kiesha'ra: A raven solder gets shot down from the sky but isn't dead, right at the end of the War. A stranger saves her, but what happens when he turns out to be a python?
In The Forests of the Night - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,769 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/8/2005 - Published: 7/26/2005
Claidi Journal 5: Wolf Goddess reviews
The fifth book in the Claidi Journals series. This one I'm not planning on updating since I have no idea where it was going my computer crashed, but I'm not deleting it either since I've gotten a lot of good feedback on it. Thank you to the reviewers!
Claidi Journals - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/5/2005 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Complete
Girl Potion reviews
Combine Suze Simon, Jess Mastiani, Mia Thermopolis, and Sam Madison. Add four sexy boyfriends, three 'new students,' two crazy cliches and one gorgeous stalker and what do you get? GIRL POTION. Bwahahaha. ON HIATUS FOR NOW
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,767 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/5/2005 - Published: 1/8/2005