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Joined 10-21-04, id: 691433
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.
Hullo. I'm Anna (otherwise known as Vlad) and now that the colder weather's kicking in I'll be sure to write more. For some reason I always write better in the cold-not because I stay inside more or anything. It just puts me in a good mood.

I love reading and writing and learning new words and dragons and playing piano and burning things.

So far all I've written is Harry Potter. Hopefully I can expand more on this site.

You can go to my fictionpress account, www.fictionpress.com/~nwalmaer, if you'd like. Although all you will find there is some crappy poetry.

You can visit me and my loverly myspace at /madskillager

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Constructive criticism is appreciated.

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What It Takes To Win Bell by FizzingWhizbeez reviews
Oliver Wood just can't believe that pretty, popular Katie Bell is dating an obnoxious git like Zacharias Smith, but he's determined to find out why. Oh, and maybe win her heart along the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 75,075 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 9/20/2018 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
Under Malfoy's Orders by citcat299 reviews
Malfoy tricks Hermione and puts her under a spell, forcing her to obey his every command. However, not everything goes according to plan... please R&R! Set in 6th year, written before HP6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,473 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 6/17/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Once and Again by ArwenUndomiel reviews
SEQUEL to TOTALLY CLUELESS. AU KB/OW fic GOF 2 years . COMPLETED. All Katie ever wanted was Oliver. But after fours years, the battle for Hogwarts and endless family tragedies, how will their struggle to be together end?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 166,840 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 1/18/2004 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Changes Can Be Made by Fawkes' Feather reviews
Lily hates James but something happens that changes her life for the worst. James is right there with her. Rated R for rape, sexual situations, and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,053 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 3/10/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
To Know Forever by bed hair reviews
Ginny: graduated top of medical school, and now a healer at Portsmouth Military Training Camp. Draco: a hardened, cynical commanding officer of the Special Forces, based at Portsmouth Military Training Camp. How could they resist?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,825 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 11/25/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W.
The Destiny of Minerva Duncan by Kerrymdb reviews
Watch the transformation of shy, innocent Minerva Duncan into the formidable Professor McGonagall. Her story so far!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 96,715 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Artemis Malfoy and the Dark Mark by enchantedevergirl reviews
SEQUEL TO GINEVREA WEASLEY AND THE REPUTATIONAL SLYTHERINArtemis is only a couple months old, and something happens. Years pass and Ginny must debate over her true feelings and guilt she has been hiding since the beginning. Please review. No flames! DG HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,902 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/22/2007 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Not a Maybe Thing by HoneydukesAddict reviews
It took time for James to grow up, and then it took a while for Lily to realize that he was different. How long will it take for her to tell him the truth? Or has she been too blind and selfish, and messed things up between them for good?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,344 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/9/2006 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
If It Can Be Broken by splashdown reviews
When someone's broken, can they really be fixed? DracoGinny oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/25/2006 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Nothing On Earth by greenconverses reviews
By society's standards, they could never be together - Lily was wealthy and already engaged. James was London street trash. When they meet on board the RMS Titanic, the connection is instant and soon, nothing can keep them apart...except maybe an iceberg.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 144,422 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 4/20/2006 - Published: 1/3/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P.
An Angel's Return by Silverwind24 reviews
Four years after the closing of the Opera House, Christine is happily married to Raoul. However, a heartbreaking tragedy turns her world upside down and sends her back to a place she swore she would never return to.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,544 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/31/2006 - Published: 8/8/2005
snatit neet by darkcreonix reviews
this story is written by both creonix fire and ravenforverdark.Creonix and dark some how get transported into the teen titans world. So what destruction and chaos will they cause?read and find out.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,501 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/9/2006 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Complete
Tale of a Time Long Gone by Star of the North reviews
We all know of them, for without them where would Hogwarts be? Bold Gryffindor, Fair Ravenclaw, Sweet Hufflepuff, Shrewd Slytherin. Founders of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 214,769 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 1/31/2006 - Published: 8/29/2004 - Rowena R., Godric G. - Complete
A Different Draco by magicalme32 reviews
These are a few poems about Draco Malfoy. He has such a mysterious character, so I hope that I have figured him out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 14 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 10/9/2005 - Published: 9/8/2004 - Draco M.
A Bit of Salve and Soul Bonding by Rosa Cotton reviews
COMPLETE! One very hot day an unanticipated friendship began, and for the first time Peter turned a cold shoulder towards Wendy... Ch. 7: Fire Extinguishing Match
Peter Pan - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,154 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/8/2005 - Published: 7/24/2004 - [Wendy D., Peter Pan] OC - Complete
Lessons In Potions, History, Love Or Otherwise by dragonprnzess reviews
An unwilling Katie Bell has been ordered to tutor Oliver Wood. Surprise for Katie: She may be able to teach him when it comes to academics, but she's going to have to let someone else be the teacher when it comes to an entirely different subject: love.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,034 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/31/2005 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Oliver W., Katie B.
Remembrall or Nothing by Kerrymdb reviews
Complete! A sequel to Radishes and Turnips. Neville Longbottom enters his seventh year at Hogwarts with a new wand, headaches he can't explain and Luna at his side. It's time for Neville to discover his destiny in the wizarding world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 79,669 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/28/2005 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
Absinthe by Thalia Kendall reviews
Bittersweet and intoxicating and dangerous... Bellatrix Black, cruelty, dominance, and Rodolphus Lestrange [BellaRodolphus WIP]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,822 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/5/2005 - Published: 12/26/2003 - Bellatrix L.
On Fire by EternalEcho reviews
COMPLETE! Ginny becomes good friends with the new boy at school, but falls in love with someone else in a peculiar way. Ginny's diary entries every three chapters. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,359 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/26/2005 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
I Hate to Like You by Monkeygurlevr reviews
Ginny's father loses his job and receives a proposal from Lucius Malfoy. she is forced to become a maid at the Malfoy Manor for Draco. Draco, who despises the name Weasley, enjoys taunting his new maid. But when things change, so do their feelings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,669 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/21/2005 - Published: 2/6/2005 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Do I even care by cheerful-angel57 reviews
[COMPLETE] This is for all you Beast Boy and Raven fans. A story of how BB and Raven felt so deep an emotion but couldn’t tell it to one another until it’s too late.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,724 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/28/2005 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
At the Beat of a Hammer by Brokken reviews
Lucius has been convicted and was sentenced to life in Azkaban. In addition, another punishment was placed upon him that Draco must follow through with. Bad summary. R for later chapters. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,189 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/29/2005 - Published: 3/20/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Oblivious by CantStopWontStop reviews
Andrew Wood, Katie and Oliver’s son, is about to enter his 4th year at Hogwarts. Then he meets the new girl-pretty and popular Jenna Davies. But, what about his best friend, Anna Weasley? Lies, secrets, deceit-falling in love is tough... Sequel to RMHTF.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,859 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/23/2005 - Published: 12/29/2004 - Oliver W.
Harry Potter and the Great Divide! Year Six! by Bluejeans1481 reviews
Reeling from the death of his godfather, Harry enters his sixth year at Hogwarts a marked man. But is he putting his friends and family at danger? Will Ron finally ask Hermione out? And in a time of Division will Harry be the one wizard to unite them all?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 61 - Words: 233,327 - Reviews: 1200 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/19/2005 - Published: 4/4/2004 - Complete
The Bargain by MrIntel reviews
COMPLETE When James Potter and Arthur Weasley are trapped by Death Eaters, they strike a bargain that has some unintended consequences. Sixteen years later, Harry and Ginny find out just how binding that bargain is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,360 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 1,577 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 3/4/2005 - Published: 12/5/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
First Kiss by Kerrymdb reviews
A series of vignettes describing the events that surround a Harry Potter character's first kiss.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,554 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/20/2005 - Published: 9/20/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The Quidditch Master by theblizzardcat reviews
TEMPORARILY POSTPONED AS OF JUNE 12, 2005.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,647 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/27/2005 - Published: 10/9/2004 - Oliver W., Katie B.
Under Obligation by aulizia-and-kirixchi reviews
Narcissa swore that nothing but the love would induce her to marry but when it falls to her to marry Lucius Malfoy in her sister's stead, will she abandon her dreams for family honour, or can she have both?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,264 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 1/25/2005 - Published: 10/1/2004 - Lucius M., Narcissa M.
The Marauders vs The Toaster by Letishia reviews
The Marauders are trying to use a Muggle toaster, they seem to be having some issues. CHAPTER 3 NOW UPDATED! THE MARAUDERS TAKE ON A CAR!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/3/2005 - Published: 7/3/2004
I Don't Mind by Leioa15 reviews
About Oliver Wood and his fellow team mate, Katie Bell. Friends at first, then what? They both have to handle a lot, but will it still work out? More importantly, will they figure everything out before something awful happens? perhaps final chappie 25 up
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 61,253 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/28/2004 - Published: 9/22/2004 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
Raven got run over by a reindeer and other songs! by DoctorFritz reviews
Christmas song parodies written by Beastboy, you can tell by the awful rhyming! WARNING: Contains Raven bashing! RobxStar RavxBb LAST CHAP UP!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,752 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/22/2004 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Complete
Braiding by C. Fireball reviews
[Complete] As a child, Hermione loved to have her hair braided by her father, but with the onslaught of war, she's forced to seek out someone else to help her and is shown a side of Ron she never knew existed. RHr, Year: Six, Pre HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,818 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Remind Me How To Fly by CantStopWontStop reviews
OWKB Oliver Wood finally achieved his dream. He's the Keeper for Puddlemere United. Katie Bell is working as a reporter for the Daily Prophet. What happens when one interview causes them to meet again? Sometimes you need a little help finding yourself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,018 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/15/2004 - Published: 9/9/2004 - Oliver W.
I'm Not That Girl by Stella Blu reviews
Songfic to I'm not that girl. Lovelust triangle. Bad Mione! Bad... Rating for swearing and sex situations (is that the right word? hm...)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/11/2004 - Published: 11/6/2004 - Ginny W.
Teachers Pass Notes Too by bluebluebluex reviews
The title says it all. Teachers pass notes too. Read the ones that the Hogwarts teachers pass between each other. Pure humor. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,483 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/5/2004 - Published: 9/10/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Runaway Mayhem by scottsman reviews
What if the first time that Wendy saw Peter he was making fools out of two men who were trying to catch him and take him to the orphanage. (something to make you laugh(2003 movieverse)PLEASE READ AND REVIEW
Peter Pan - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2004
Always There For You by Do Me Malfoy reviews
Hearts are broken, tears are shed, and Draco Malfoy wants to snog a certain Head Girl named Hermione senseless. The problem? She's going out with Ron. But not if Draco can help it. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,299 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/15/2004 - Published: 4/7/2004
The Daily Prophet, Readers' Columns by Padfoot Prongs and Moony reviews
A collection of short articles sent in for publishing to the 'Daily Prophet', by various members of the Wizarding World. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,237 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/15/2004 - Published: 10/19/2004
When I Come Around by Hermione's Clone reviews
Is there something everyone knows execpt for Ron? And what does Krum have to with it? RHr Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/11/2004
Home At Last by SarahtheBardess reviews
(COMPLETE) Dudley swore at her birth that Helen Dursley would never be a witch, but can he stop his daughter's 11th birthday from happening? R&R if desired! Coming soon: Helen Potter and the Specters of the Past!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 50,781 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/28/2004 - Published: 9/14/2004 - Complete
Balinor, a Sequel to Kate and Leopold by Amberlynn reviews
I'm uploading this for feeback whether you'd be interested to read more. PG, may increase later. PLEASE REVIEW!!!!
Kate and Leopold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,144 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/23/2004 - Published: 7/3/2003
Totally Clueless by ArwenUndomiel reviews
Oliver Wood and Katie Bell begin a relationship based on lies and revenge. Chaos is ensured as many students at Hogwarts are thrust into the complicated web of deceit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,711 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/19/2003 - Published: 11/29/2002 - Oliver W.
Facade by lumos1 reviews
Two years later. . .he's an auror, he's lost his parents, he's Seamus Finnigan
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/31/2000
A Day in the Life of Seamus Finnigan by Am reviews
Basically the title says it all. First in a series of "days in the lives" of minor characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/20/2000
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Dusk reviews
What chain of events makes up Alice's shadowy past? A story of her life up until her transformation.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2007
Gred and Forge's Manual For Life reviews
Fred and George have decided to keep a manual about life. They will write down little tips for surviving Hogwarts, and much more.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,029 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 11/6/2004 - George W., George W.
Breathing reviews
Ever had one of those moments when you feel like you're going everywhere at once? Harry has.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Love in the Darkness reviews
Draco awoke. He couldn't believe it. There she was, his redheaded angel-in the arms of Voldemort. A story of how two people struggled to be together-no matter what the circumstances.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/12/2005 - Draco M., Ginny W.
The Leprechaun reviews
Seamus Finnigan was just innocently walking down a dungeon corridor when he saw a leprechaun. What will he do to try and convince his doubting friends of its existence? And where did the leprechaun come from?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,790 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/14/2005 - Published: 1/16/2005