Author has written 2 stories for Secret Window, and Finding Neverland.
Location: Coolsville, USA
To all of my readers, I am soooo sorry for my recent absences! My relic of a computer broke down and I had to find time to restore all of my story files (After the stupid thing had been down for 2 weeks) inbetween rehearsals for 'Joseph and theAmazing Technicolor Dreamcoat' and district competitions in Band.After that, I still couldn't get online b/c my parents decided to switch from AOL to Road Runner, which caused my computer to breakdown AGAIN! So with all of that crap done with finally, I can now say i'll be back to my writing soon, The first chapter of 'To Love Would Be A Great Adventure' has been fixed gramatically and chapter 2 is in the process of being perfected now. Unfortunately, the file holding'Like Father Like...Daughter?' sustained much more damage then most of my stories and w/out being able to get to it on FF.net to save it back to my computer, I had to wait until now so i'm retyping that story now and hoopefully i'll have the next chapter out soon. Again, i'm soooooo sorry i left you all for so long but I SWEAR I didn't stop writing. See Ya' Soon!
Well, hola people! First off, i'd like to let everyone know that my pen-name WOULD be Cutthroat Kate were it not for the fact that the name was taken. Sorry Ravii! I tried my best, I really did! Okay, with that said, on with the profile!...
Warning, this profile will be long and at times random, maybe even offensive if you are easily offended then common sense must be telling you to hit the back button!
ALL ABOUT ME: MUWAHAHAHAH- :hack cough sputter: I'm okay
I love Johnny Depp! He's an absolutely incredible actor with more talent in his pinky then most have in their whole body. (Plus he's absolutely GORGEOUS!)
I love Hugh Jackman! He's another all around winner! He can sing, he can dance, he can act, he's gorgeous and he can be funny! What more to you want?
I also looove Matthew Lillard and all the movies I see with him in them :) He's absolutely hysterical and absoluetly gorgeous as well!
Other favorite actors and actresses: Ewan McGregor :waves to Kaitlyn, Tom Felton, Gene Kelly, Humphrey Bogart, Ryan Gosling and Shane West! Fave actresses: Maggie Smith, Julie Andrews, Sandra Bullock, Kirstie Allen, Whoopi Goldberg
I love EVERY Tim Burton/Johnny Depp movie made! Sleepy Hollow rox me sox!
FUN STUFFS! -
MUSIC and being in the Marching Band at School, THAT'S RIGHT I'MA BAND NEEEERD! AND! I play flute, bring up American Pie and i'll beat you with a spoon!
Fave Music: Trapt, Lostprophets, Evanescence, Boys II Men,Jazz, SOME Techno, Aerosmith, Trisha Yearwood, Sugarcult, Linkin Park, Rascal Flatts, Emerson Drive, Good Charlotte, Yellowcard, Hoobastank, Switchfoot, Maroon 5, and the soundtracks for PotC, Singin' In The Rain, The HP movies, Grease 1 and 2, and Van Helsing!
I HATE,When certain people :cough:likeFF.net:cough: Do stupid crap :cough:likedeletestoriestheyhavenorightto:cough:waves to GollumRox and the authoress of REVERSE PARODY: I'm so sorry i don't remember your pen-name!
Hate AMERICAN PIE! Oh, and Renee Zellwegger, she annoys me!
Also annoying, Preps who want to be ghetto/punk/or any mixture of the two.
If your a liar and I find out, DECAPITATION BY FLUTE!
When people don't like your story and feel they have to share those feelings with you. I DON'T CARE IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY STORY! I WRITE FOR THE PEOPLE WHO DO LIKE MY STORY!
To my reviewers, YOU GUYS ROCK!
"Happy Mole Day!" - Mr. Modrow, my Chem teacher
"You're out of your tree." - Joon
It's not my tree." - Sam
"My superiors would like for me to take you alive so that they may extricate your better half...Personally I'd rather just kill you and call it a day." - Van Helsing
Me - "Hey, the planet went away!
Melanie - "It did?"
Me - "No, it just got dimmer, my bad." - 3am waiting on a meteor shower, don't ask
Me - "DAMN YOU YOU FLYING ROCKS!" - Still waiting on that stupid meteor shower an hour later
"SPUD-MONKEY!" - My brother when he someone almost hit us on my side of the car, I was 10 and he didn't like cursing around me.
Ichabod- "You moved the body?"
Dr. Lancaster- "I did."
Ichabod- "You must never move the body!"
Dr. Lancaster- "Why?"
Ichabod- "Because..." - Sleepy Hollow, of course!
Mort-"Then I guess you shouldn't have fucked him!" Mort with edge, gotta love it.
Scott- "How do we know it's you?"
Logan- "You're a dick."
Scott- "It's him." - X-MEN!
Shaggy- "I needed that...I needed that too...YOU'RE PUSHING YOUR LUCK SCOOB!"
Dennis- "How do you loose an entire family in a glass house?" - 13 Ghosts
Eddie- "Good night you psycho!"
Jane- "Good night you neopheliac!" - Someone Like You
"WHY'S THE RUM GONE!" - do i really have to explain this one?
"I give you ... Van Halen!" - Richard Roxburgh in the Van Helsing outtakes
:breaks, arrow shooting thingy: "It broke. It's a low budget movie, i'm sorry." - Hugh Jackman, Van Helsing Outtakes
"Well, now that that's done...What else can we screw up?" - My dad, he's funny sometimes
(watching Cry-Baby lick the glass while Allison dances in front of him)
"Thatwhat you andCry-Baby were doing last night?"
"Hell Yes! I taught him everything he knows!"-Me
(My mom was standing behind us, so that night when we ahd ice cream for dessert)
"Does that taste as good as Cry-Baby?"-MY MOM!
"Ah, but they're still in danger 'cause i'm gonna break they're necks." :big smile: -Tom Hanson, 21 Jump Street
"We're late, we're late, for a very important date. No time to say 'hello' 'goodbye' we're, late, we're late, we're late" - Homecoming Night and this is from Brielle to her mom when we were running almost half an hour late to get to where we were meeting the people we were going to dinner with. Her mom wanted pictures and..well... hence the quote!
"I like frenchy-whore-y" - Kirstie Alley on Oprah
"What were you doing in there?" - Professor
"Flirting with the alternator." -Weebo (FLUBBER!)
EVERY SINGLE WORD JOHNNY DEPP HAS EVER SAID!
EVERYTHNG HUGH JACKMAN SAYS! Maybe it's the accent...
EVERY JACK SPARROW LINE!
Jack :pops in: IT'S CAPTAIN! HOW HARD IS THAT TO REMEMBER?
Sorry Sorry! Well, everyone, this is Jack! Him, Ichabod, Sands and Mort will drop in from time to time so don't be surprised!
Mort :pops in and kicks Jack out: (:JACK GRUMBLES:) I don't get my own introduction.
Oy Vay! I forgot, i'm sorry! Everyone this is my muse, Mort. Say 'hi' Mort.
Mort- Hi Mort!
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