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Joined 10-21-04, id: 691546
Author has written 2 stories for Secret Window, and Finding Neverland.

Name: Lauren

Age: 15

Location: Coolsville, USA


To all of my readers, I am soooo sorry for my recent absences! My relic of a computer broke down and I had to find time to restore all of my story files (After the stupid thing had been down for 2 weeks) inbetween rehearsals for 'Joseph and theAmazing Technicolor Dreamcoat' and district competitions in Band.After that, I still couldn't get online b/c my parents decided to switch from AOL to Road Runner, which caused my computer to breakdown AGAIN! So with all of that crap done with finally, I can now say i'll be back to my writing soon, The first chapter of 'To Love Would Be A Great Adventure' has been fixed gramatically and chapter 2 is in the process of being perfected now. Unfortunately, the file holding'Like Father Like...Daughter?' sustained much more damage then most of my stories and w/out being able to get to it on to save it back to my computer, I had to wait until now so i'm retyping that story now and hoopefully i'll have the next chapter out soon. Again, i'm soooooo sorry i left you all for so long but I SWEAR I didn't stop writing. See Ya' Soon!

Well, hola people! First off, i'd like to let everyone know that my pen-name WOULD be Cutthroat Kate were it not for the fact that the name was taken. Sorry Ravii! I tried my best, I really did! Okay, with that said, on with the profile!...

Warning, this profile will be long and at times random, maybe even offensive if you are easily offended then common sense must be telling you to hit the back button!

ALL ABOUT ME: MUWAHAHAHAH- :hack cough sputter: I'm okay

I love Johnny Depp! He's an absolutely incredible actor with more talent in his pinky then most have in their whole body. (Plus he's absolutely GORGEOUS!)

I love Hugh Jackman! He's another all around winner! He can sing, he can dance, he can act, he's gorgeous and he can be funny! What more to you want?

I also looove Matthew Lillard and all the movies I see with him in them :) He's absolutely hysterical and absoluetly gorgeous as well!

Other favorite actors and actresses: Ewan McGregor :waves to Kaitlyn, Tom Felton, Gene Kelly, Humphrey Bogart, Ryan Gosling and Shane West! Fave actresses: Maggie Smith, Julie Andrews, Sandra Bullock, Kirstie Allen, Whoopi Goldberg

I love EVERY Tim Burton/Johnny Depp movie made! Sleepy Hollow rox me sox!


MUSIC and being in the Marching Band at School, THAT'S RIGHT I'MA BAND NEEEERD! AND! I play flute, bring up American Pie and i'll beat you with a spoon!

Fave Music: Trapt, Lostprophets, Evanescence, Boys II Men,Jazz, SOME Techno, Aerosmith, Trisha Yearwood, Sugarcult, Linkin Park, Rascal Flatts, Emerson Drive, Good Charlotte, Yellowcard, Hoobastank, Switchfoot, Maroon 5, and the soundtracks for PotC, Singin' In The Rain, The HP movies, Grease 1 and 2, and Van Helsing!

I HATE,When certain people Do stupid crap :cough:likedeletestoriestheyhavenorightto:cough:waves to GollumRox and the authoress of REVERSE PARODY: I'm so sorry i don't remember your pen-name!

Hate AMERICAN PIE! Oh, and Renee Zellwegger, she annoys me!

Also annoying, Preps who want to be ghetto/punk/or any mixture of the two.

If your a liar and I find out, DECAPITATION BY FLUTE!

When people don't like your story and feel they have to share those feelings with you. I DON'T CARE IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY STORY! I WRITE FOR THE PEOPLE WHO DO LIKE MY STORY!

To my reviewers, YOU GUYS ROCK!


"Happy Mole Day!" - Mr. Modrow, my Chem teacher
"You're out of your tree." - Joon

It's not my tree." - Sam

"My superiors would like for me to take you alive so that they may extricate your better half...Personally I'd rather just kill you and call it a day." - Van Helsing
Me - "Hey, the planet went away!

Melanie - "It did?"

Me - "No, it just got dimmer, my bad." - 3am waiting on a meteor shower, don't ask

Me - "DAMN YOU YOU FLYING ROCKS!" - Still waiting on that stupid meteor shower an hour later
"SPUD-MONKEY!" - My brother when he someone almost hit us on my side of the car, I was 10 and he didn't like cursing around me.
Ichabod- "You moved the body?"

Dr. Lancaster- "I did."

Ichabod- "You must never move the body!"

Dr. Lancaster- "Why?"

Ichabod- "Because..." - Sleepy Hollow, of course!

Mort-"Then I guess you shouldn't have fucked him!" Mort with edge, gotta love it.
Scott- "How do we know it's you?"

Logan- "You're a dick."

Scott- "It's him." - X-MEN!

Shaggy- "I needed that...I needed that too...YOU'RE PUSHING YOUR LUCK SCOOB!"
Dennis- "How do you loose an entire family in a glass house?" - 13 Ghosts
Eddie- "Good night you psycho!"

Jane- "Good night you neopheliac!" - Someone Like You

"WHY'S THE RUM GONE!" - do i really have to explain this one?
"I give you ... Van Halen!" - Richard Roxburgh in the Van Helsing outtakes
:breaks, arrow shooting thingy: "It broke. It's a low budget movie, i'm sorry." - Hugh Jackman, Van Helsing Outtakes
"Well, now that that's done...What else can we screw up?" - My dad, he's funny sometimes
(watching Cry-Baby lick the glass while Allison dances in front of him)

"Thatwhat you andCry-Baby were doing last night?"

"Hell Yes! I taught him everything he knows!"-Me

(My mom was standing behind us, so that night when we ahd ice cream for dessert)

"Does that taste as good as Cry-Baby?"-MY MOM!

"Ah, but they're still in danger 'cause i'm gonna break they're necks." :big smile: -Tom Hanson, 21 Jump Street
"We're late, we're late, for a very important date. No time to say 'hello' 'goodbye' we're, late, we're late, we're late" - Homecoming Night and this is from Brielle to her mom when we were running almost half an hour late to get to where we were meeting the people we were going to dinner with. Her mom wanted pictures and..well... hence the quote!
"I like frenchy-whore-y" - Kirstie Alley on Oprah
"What were you doing in there?" - Professor

"Flirting with the alternator." -Weebo (FLUBBER!)


EVERYTHNG HUGH JACKMAN SAYS! Maybe it's the accent...



Sorry Sorry! Well, everyone, this is Jack! Him, Ichabod, Sands and Mort will drop in from time to time so don't be surprised!

Mort :pops in and kicks Jack out: (:JACK GRUMBLES:) I don't get my own introduction.

Oy Vay! I forgot, i'm sorry! Everyone this is my muse, Mort. Say 'hi' Mort.

Mort- Hi Mort!

:forehead slap:

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From Bottom to Surface by Zzee reviews
Sequel to Red Eye. One year after the event, Lisa is a lot better, but far from completely well. And of course, things start to turn ...
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 61,385 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/30/2007 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Complete
Sands Through The Hourglass by Scarlett Burns reviews
Post movie. Sands finds himself back in CIA hands, and his future is uncertain. A setup within the CIA puts Sands to the test, and he's forced to lay it all out on the line to gain proof about the conspiracy against him. COMPLETE
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 125,005 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 11/6/2003 - Complete
Secrets are bad luck by Evil Duckie of the BlackLagoon reviews
Commodore Norrington loves his sister more then life itself. But finding out that she was a pirate hurt him. To find out the love of her life was Jack Sparrow killed him. A Relationship from hell. What ever is James to do? LOL
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,429 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 9/1/2004
Crewed by the Damned by KnifeEdge reviews
Elizabeth yawned and stretched, then leaned forward over the rail to watch the black water rush by the hull. The moon glittered on the waves, like a thousand candles in the dark... WARNING: here there be spoilers. Oneshot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Things are not always as they seem by Evil Duckie of the BlackLagoon reviews
Ichabod Crane is sent to Sleepy Hollow to uncover the murders of people who have been decapitated. There he learns the truth that magic is very real and uncovers the murderer of these deceitful acts while finding love. The movie idea is changed!
Sleepy Hollow - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 28 - Words: 41,575 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 8/26/2004 - Complete
Just An Odd Pirate Story 3: Yo ho! by BG Sparrow reviews
[Threequel to Buried Treasure! and ARGH] The pirates are back just in time for Christmas! And a bit of mistletoe action!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 85,502 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/13/2006 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Complete
Of Heaven and Hell by Leanan Sidhe reviews
(From Hell) I go back to the days of Rip's last murders and save abberline's sorry little tush. Chaos ensues, party life at the Ten Bells, warding off freaky deaky freemasons, and trying like hell not to fall in love.
From Hell - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,619 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/9/2006 - Published: 1/16/2004
Johnny Depp Survivor by Pyrate Rose reviews
What would happen if 9 of Johnny Depp's characters got stranded on an island together? Incl. Mort Rainey, Spencer Armacost, Glen, Sam, Edward, Jack, Inspector Abberline, DonJuan and now WILLY WONKA
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,038 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/25/2005 - Published: 1/13/2005
Overtime by Mojave Dragonfly reviews
[Nick of Time] The cops arrive at the Bonaventure Hotel to catch the Governor's would-be assassin. Now complete.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,623 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 2/9/2005 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Complete
Just Another Odd Pirate Story: ARGH! by BG Sparrow reviews
Sequel Up! Evil Barbossa daughter seeking revenge on Jack! GASP!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 79,894 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/31/2005 - Published: 8/28/2004 - Complete
My Chocolate Chemical Romance by ObSeSsEd-FoOlS FoR JD reviews
Some call me insane. Other's think I'm crazy. I never minded. But I would never have thought that I would put love in front of crazy. But she...she was sweeter then any chocolate. (Willy Wonka the new one)
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,540 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/26/2005 - Published: 12/17/2004
The Right Life by Pirate's Wench reviews
Sequel to "Struggle For Control" - Shooter never intruded upson Mort's life, but now, someone else is. Um, better summary later, I hope. Please RR. No flames, please.
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,336 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/6/2005 - Published: 4/13/2004
The Autobiography of a Troubled Soul by E. S. Young reviews
In eleventh grade, Jeffery Sands was forced to write an autobiography for English class. Contains foul language, cutting classes, insulting teachers, spice conspiracies, infatuations with principals, and tall, sexy redheads. PreMexico fun for anybody who
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,290 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/6/2004 - Published: 11/7/2004 - Complete
A Shot In The Dark by zigzag reviews
(SandsOC) Percieved as dark and dangerous, he's lived his life in shadow... estranged, mysterious, self-obsessed- at least he'd like to think so.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/18/2004 - Published: 10/31/2004
To the Moon and Back by ColdContagious reviews
(Updated! Chapter 9!) Don Juan Demarco! Don Juan falls in love, for real this time.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,087 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/3/2004 - Published: 5/22/2004
Through the Eyes of a Cat by JediKnightMuse reviews
HOCUS POCUS Ever wonder what Binx did during those three-hundred years as a cat? What his life was like as the world around him changed from horse and carriage to cars and buses? This is my take on it. Maybe an original char. R&R!
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/22/2004
Benny and Joooooooon by The Spastic Forkie reviews
IT'S ALIIIIIVE! The parody everyone hates to love written by the author everyone loves to love! Ah, heh. Just read it. ...Please?
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,277 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/8/2004 - Published: 9/25/2004
And Then They Made Me Their Chief by OpraNoodlemantra reviews
Pirate and Royalty: It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,032 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/2/2004 - Published: 5/26/2004
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Like Father Like Daughter? reviews
What if Mort Rainey had a 16 yr old daughter? Would she survive? Or would she meet the same fate as Amy and Ted? (Starts before Secret Window, and ends wSW)
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,161 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/29/2004 - Published: 10/26/2004
To Love Would Be A Great Adventure reviews
[Post Finding Neverland] Two years after James found Neverland, he figured he had everything he would hope for. But now, he'll realize that the greatest adventure is soon to begin [WARNING! Major Spoilers]
Finding Neverland - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2004