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name: Queen of the Nile

age: 1000

hey everyone. i am a CANADIAN girl (WOOHOO! CANADA ALL THE WAY) who is actually quite boring, but i am also quite bored, so i'll tell you some stuff about me anyway.

fave movies:

Edward Scissorhands

Scary Movie 3

Meet the Parents

Meet the Fockers

Zoolander

50 First Dates

the Wedding Singer

Anchorman

Elf

Mean Girls

Lord of the Rings (all three)

Legally Blonde

Wayne's World 1

Napoleon Dynamite

Garden State

Fever Pitch

Donnie Darko

Saved!

my fave actors/actresses are:

Kirsten Dunst

Johnny Depp

Ben Stiller

Will Ferrel

Jack Black

Drew Barrymore

Cameron Diaz

my fave books/series /authors are:

His Dark Materials by Phillip Pullman

Francesca Lia Block

Carrie by Stephen King

Alice, I Think by Susan Juby

Miss Smithers by Susan Juby

fave music:

Red Hot Chili Peppers

No Doubt

the White Stripes

the Killers

the Cure

Nirvana

Beck

the Clash

the Bravery

Yeah Yeah Yeahs

i like tons of other songs, and i am in love with '80s music. one thing that really BUGS me about the music industry these days is that EVERYONE WITH BLACK EYELINER AND A GUITAR THINKS THEY'RE PUNK-ROCK! i mean, come on! Good Charlotte? Simple Plan? Avril Lavigne? ASHLEE SIMPSON? for crying out loud! they're music barely even crosses the line to rock music. the real punk bands are the Sex Pistols, the Ramones, and the Clash. and, no, wearing their shirts doesn't make you punk. now, don't even get me started on that whole 'gangsta' image. it's a waste of my time.

BTW, im a total SNL freak, i live for my saturday nights! WOOHOO! what a party, staying home and watching TV till 1 a.m.! i live the wild life alright! AWWW, YEAH!

wwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeelllllllll, id better leave you now, but ill leave you with a few of my fave quotes that will express my personality better than i ever could:

"Apparantly, I'm an idiot."-Jimmy Fallon, SNL

"You're retahded."-Jimmy Fallon, SNL

"Well, so long. I'm gonna go buy a magical candy store on a cloud"-Amy Poehler(as Michael Jackson), SNL

"Oh, I'm not handicapped, I'm just lazy"-Homer Simpson, The Simpsons

"Hoping to get people to go to museums again, New York City has started a new ad campaign called 'I Love New York Culture.' But if they want me to back to museums, they should name the campaign 'Sorry We Yelled At You For Touching Stuff, Jimmy Fallon'".-Jimmy Fallon, SNL

"New Scientist Magazine reported this week that in the future, cars could be powered by hazel nuts. That's encouraging, considering an 8-ounce jar of hazel nuts costs about nine dollars. Yeah, I got an idea for a car that runs on bald eagle heads andFaberje eggs"-Jimmy Fallon, SNL

"We work at Jeffrey's. We read Italian Vogue. It's our deal. I don't come to where you work and knock the corndog out of your hand".-Jimmy Fallon, SNL

"You're gonna go in there, and MAKE her be your mom"-Jimmy Fallon, SNL

"I think there's more to life than being really, really, really, really ridiculously good looking".-Ben Stiller, Zoolander

"You sit on a throne of LIES"-Will Ferrel, Elf

"I can't see my forehead"-Patrick, SpongeBob Squarepants

"The Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders announced that they will be holding tryouts across the country to find new stars for their squad. Hmm, let's see, I'll need dancing lessons, 4000 for a boob job, and some duct tape to hide my penis".-Tina Fey, SNL

"In an interview with Time Magazine, Shania Twain says that she doesn't care if she ever performs again. This marks the first time Shania Twain and I have ever agreed on anything".-Tina Fey, SNL

"Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown have announced plans to shoot a reality show. The show will begin production once the couple figures out what reality is".-Jimmy Fallon, SNL

"You have a massive erection".-Christina Applegate, Anchorman:The Legend of Ron Burgundy

"According to a new study, women in satisfying marriages are less likely to develop cardiovascular diseases than unmarried women. So don't worry lonely women, you'll be dead soon".-Tina Fey, SNL

"I love all of you hurt by the cold".-the Red Hot Chili Peppers, My Friends

"The world I love, the tears I drop to be part of the wave, can't stop. Ever wonder if it's all for you"-the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Can't Stop

"You're trying my shoes on for a change. They look so good, but fit so strange. Out of fashion so I can complain".-No Doubt, Sunday Morning

"You're words walk right through my ears presuming I like what I hear".-No Doubt, Spiderwebs

"Under the bridge downtown is where I drew some blood. Under the bridge downtown, I could not get enough. Under the bridge downtown, forgot about my love. Under the bridge downtown I gave my life away".-the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Under the Bridge

"I did it because you asked me to".-Johnny Depp, Edward Scissorhands

"Confide, 'cause I'll be on your side, you know I will. You know I will".-the Red Hot Chili Peppers, My Friends

"Personally, I would never lip sync".-Ashlee Simpson (really? is that so...?)

"You shouldn't drive like that, I've got a baseball bat. You're gonna get it! You're gonna get it! Roll down your window and see there's a psycho in your rearview mirror, IT'S ME"-Jimmy Fallon, Road Rage (from his CD 'The Bathroom Wall'. It's a great album, for any fans of comedy songs and stand-up)

"Autumn's sweet we call it fall, I'll make it to the moon if I have to crawl".-the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Scar Tissue

"Curiouser an curiouser"-Alice, Alice in Wonderland

"Lis, you've got the brains to take you anywhere you want to go. And when you get there, I'll be right there with you to borrow money".-Bart, The Simpsons

"There are no straight men. There are only men who haven't met Jack".-Sean Hayes, Will Grace

"I'm a cotton-headed ninnymuggins".-Will Ferrel, Elf

"Ch'yeah, and monkeys might fly outta my butt"-Mike Myers, Wayne's World

"I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn black"-Kurt Cobain, Heart-Shaped Box

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Candy Whipped by Evil Duckie of the BlackLagoon reviews
Willy wonka! Willy wonka! The amazing chocolatier! Willy wonka! Willy wonka! Everybody give a cheer!. Alex just stood there surprised and disturbed. Be calm and run! I know you...How could I forget those eyes?, as Willy stood there silently
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,740 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 7/20/2005
Calvin and Hobbes' Wild Movie Collection by Swing123 reviews
Calvin and Hobbes see some action movies. They decide to make fun of them by copying the action scenes. EVEN IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIES, THIS FIC IS STILL FUNNY! PLEASE R&R
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,432 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/8/2006 - Published: 2/26/2005 - Complete
Secrets are bad luck by Evil Duckie of the BlackLagoon reviews
Commodore Norrington loves his sister more then life itself. But finding out that she was a pirate hurt him. To find out the love of her life was Jack Sparrow killed him. A Relationship from hell. What ever is James to do? LOL
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,429 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 9/1/2004
Calvin and Hobbes go to Hogwarts by Swing123 reviews
Calvin and Hobbes are invited to Hogwarts. One can guess the destruction that's about to be caused. COMPLETE! PLEASE R&R!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,229 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/19/2006 - Published: 11/14/2004 - Complete
Princess Charming? by pokerfiend1313 reviews
Our very own Captain Jack Sparrow kisses a frog and lands himself a pretty girl. Yup... that's it. It might be better than it sounds, it might not. You be the judge.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,028 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/24/2005 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Finding the Lost by RoseJewelz reviews
Blair is an orphan on the verge of emancipation. Her current host is a seemingly normal woman with a strange gift. Waking up in a life as the governor's niece, life may just get a bit harder... Especially after being kidnapped. JackOC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,937 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/23/2005 - Published: 8/6/2004
Sweetest Sin by xBeautifulLetdownx reviews
Gretchen's world is turned upside down when a certain guy stumbles back into her life. Now she must decide if being in the Plastics is really worth losing him.
Mean Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,375 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/17/2005 - Published: 11/17/2004
Murder on the Run by Evil Duckie of the BlackLagoon reviews
Okay everyone! This is a sequel to my story Falling up! We get to see what happens to dear Caroline as she goes on the road trip of a lifetime with her hubby Mort right behind her not knowing of course! ENJOY!
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,653 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/5/2005 - Published: 9/4/2004
The Noodle Incident by Swing123 reviews
complete
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/26/2005 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Complete
Beetlejuice: Hansel by Valkyrie4 reviews
Lydia gets new neighbors, what will come of it? And isn't that kid just nosing in on Lydia a little too much? All reviews welcome!
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/11/2005 - Published: 2/2/2005
BeetleJuice: Back In The Game by Valkyrie4 reviews
Set years after the movie, a twenty-one year old Lydia finds fame by sharing her experience with Betelgeuse and the Maitlands, Betelgeuse is banned from earth and someone shows interest in Lydia, is he who he says he is? All reviews welcome.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,108 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/27/2005 - Published: 12/30/2004
My Chocolate Chemical Romance by ObSeSsEd-FoOlS FoR JD reviews
Some call me insane. Other's think I'm crazy. I never minded. But I would never have thought that I would put love in front of crazy. But she...she was sweeter then any chocolate. (Willy Wonka the new one)
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,540 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/26/2005 - Published: 12/17/2004
Not Another Cliche LOTR Fic by Secret Toasty Pirate reviews
TOAST...FRENCH TOAST...we likes toast...if you are of any intelligence, you will not click on this freaking excuse for a story. Sigh
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/21/2005 - Published: 1/20/2005
Free Pineapples! by Hottie Pirates R We reviews
Three teenage girls from Tortuga team up with Jack and Will to save Elizabeth. The only problem is, they know nothing about sailing or pirating, yet insist they are the best pirates that ever graced the Caribbean. Say it with us people… WANNABES!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,061 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/19/2004 - Published: 10/9/2004
I'm in the Jailhouse Now by Sandssavvy reviews
Cry-baby. Crybaby Walker (Johnny Depp) in the "hole" is remembering what happened. He thinks about Allison. Reason for his tattoo. Sad and more dramatic than movie. (One Shot)
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Complete
Someone Different by Mia M. Turner reviews
A take on how Jack and Sally met.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/28/2004 - Published: 11/14/2004 - Complete
Secret Window, Secret Door, Secret Bathroom by Secret Toasty Pirate reviews
Emily and Brittany are out of corn! Gasp! And all the supermarkets on the face of the earth have burned down! All except one…convientley located in…dun dun dun…Tashmore Lake!
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/14/2004 - Published: 10/24/2004
Act Two: Behind The Reflection by mad lil alice reviews
A twisted view on Through the Looking Glass. Beware or dark and dreary and violent humor.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/6/2004
Wishful Thinking by oi-oi-oi reviews
Bill Boggs reflects on past events. One-shot
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: K - English - Angst/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/31/2004 - Complete
M&M Kisses by arcadie reviews
[MeanGirls] [one shot] [revised] Regina didn't know that nearly every day she had cheated on Aaron with Shane, he cheated on her. Regina didn't know that Aaron told someone else that he loved her almost every day he and Regina were together.
Mean Girls - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/25/2004 - Complete
Searching Souls by RoseJewelz reviews
A young woman by the name of Rhia finds a battered, yet attractive man (...Jack) on the beach in front of her house. After the man (...Jack) recovers, a number of "coincidental" events occur...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,970 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 10/16/2004 - Published: 8/4/2004
Would You Like Some More Tea? by lyle Mcfarland reviews
This is a story that i created one day when i went well mad... its pretty much two mad hatter type characters talking at first... you will have to realize that i did type this in like 3 mins in utter insanity so thats why there aint any names or anything.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/14/2004
Johnny and The Corncob by Snoopz00 reviews
This is a parody of Secret Window... Lol... The corn... Ha ha... Um... Anyways. This is the story of Johnny and the Corncob and there kinky adventures together! Written by Kris and me! This has some love scenes between and Johnny and his corncob, and some
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/11/2004
Metal & Magic by oi-oi-oi reviews
A window into the mind of a Man of Reason who is rather poetically inclined...
Sleepy Hollow - Rated: K - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/7/2004
A Nightmarish Wonderland by ScarletPixie77 reviews
A gothic Alice in Wonderland where vampires, demons, witches, goblins, and other nightmarish creatures prevail, including an scary and angry Queen of Hearts.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/2/2004 - Published: 8/24/2004
The Supply Teacher by Princess-Perfect reviews
Anyone who knows about Alice in Wonderland knows about the mad and furious Queen of Hearts. But what if the Queen of Hearts subtituted for an English class? Read this story to find out!
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,298 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/4/2004 - Complete
Attack of the MarySue and Clichés! by Swimmerkitti reviews
I got sick of reading all the stupid stories with Mary-Sues and clichés. So sick of them that I combined the elements that appeared most often to write the most horrific story possible. Read at risk of losing IQ points. You have been warned!
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,645 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 5/16/2004 - Published: 5/8/2004
Untitled by fariewing reviews
Well there's not a blair witch in movies, so i'll just put it here
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/26/2001
Detective Washburn's Second Slew of ScrewUps reviews
(Taxi) what happens to poor washburn's delicate sanity when both of his only friends move away? my first ever fic, please R&R! the summary's lame, BTW
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11/5/2004