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Joined 10-22-04, id: 691635, Profile Updated: 05-31-15
Author has written 8 stories for Yu Yu Hakusho.

Nurse by day, writer by night, gamer in between.


I'm a 27 year old Dutch lunatic and I go by the name Unolai. It's not only the name I hide behind when I post my stories, it's also my gamertag. More often than not, you can find me shooting fireballs, solving incredible puzzles or sniping those headshots. As you can probably tell, writing is just one of the things I really enjoy. I don't claim to be a very good writer, but I do care about what I put out there. That said, I have to admit that my Wicked series does not reach above the status of crackfic. I created that series with no other intend than to poke fun at the Hiei/OC-pairings out there.

Jaiden is the result of my frustration at all of the annoying, gothic-inclined Super Girls who take themselves much to serious. I always found the pairing of these OCs and Hiei to be incredibly unrealistic; nobody wants to date themselves. So I decided to create the exact opposite of what I believe him to be. Besides that, Jaiden has a full scale of emotions, not just "Look at how awesome I am"! Because she's not awesome and she's the first to admit it.

Imagine my surprise when people ended up loving my series.


Quotes of the day:
"Review, yo! It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. You know, like I swallowed some kid’s teddy bear and they’re staring at me while crying, because hey, I just ate their bear...Yeah, that feeling."
- Dominic Shade.

"Space is a manly place. A place for manly men. Men so manly, they need a man for a wife...And then there's Quatre..."
- Scott McNeill, voice actor for Duo Maxwell (Gundam Wing).

"Stephenie Meyer can't write worth a darn. She's not very good."
- Stephen King, telling it like it is.


Currently writing:
- The Sequel to Something Wicked. DESPERATLY trying to get my inspiration back...Please be patient.

On Hold:
- Another lemon involving Jaiden and Hiei. Randomness!
- Several fluffy drabbles, with cute scenes that popped into my mind one stormy night.

Future writing-plans:
- A co-written Something Wicked Sidefling with Shadowess88. Something involving Hiei and leather pants. Rawr!
- A Lemon for Dumbrat, involving her OC and Kurama.


I, Prince Elmo, do solemnly promise to keep my story reviews tasteful, helpful and uplifting. I promise to keep my flames to myself and use them to roast chicken wings, instead of roasting an innocent author. I swear I will lend a helping hand to those writers who ask for it.

If I fail at this or actively refuse to do so, may Hiei burn down my house, Kurama’s fanclub trample all over me, Yusuke wipe his nose on my sleeve and Kuwabara bite me repeatedly in my perfectly rounded bum until the day I die.


Good times and rock on

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Ailurophile by Ultoris reviews
Tigress sets out to fulfill her duty as Kung Fu master and a hero, but something goes wrong. She is taken by the enemy. Will she be able to endure the assailment of her captor or will she succumb to the demon she faces and discover that there is more to the man than she had ever realized? Mature themes.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 90,494 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 11/8/2015 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Po, Shifu, Tai Lung, Tigress
Woman of Emerald by noire6661 reviews
After Johnny Gat is saved from what seemed like his inevitable requiem on Zinyak's ship, the boss focuses on not only how to demolish the alien's empire but how to manage her personal life as well - Something she's never done before. [FemBoss/OC x Johnny Gat]
Saints Row - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,778 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/1/2015 - Published: 12/30/2013 - [J. Gat, Boss/PC, OC]
The Arrowhead by tinyfierce reviews
When Hawke is injured, the Arishok brings her to the dockside compound for the duration of her recovery, but how much can they come to understand one another on a time limit? References oneshot Penalty for Winning. Rating may change, 25 chapters total. F!Hawke/Arishok.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 113,119 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Arishok, Hawke (F) - Complete
Walk in the park by spoodle monkey reviews
DANNYDASH SLASH! Dash comes to Danny's rescue late at night, but are they ready for the events that they find themselves swept up in afterwards? RATING NOW M
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,438 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Danny F., Dash B. - Complete
Nothing Attached by dong-chun-mei reviews
Julia's dating habbits aren't up to company regulation! So she seeks out Kai Hiwatari to be her escort till things blow over. The problem? They start to fall in love, and Julia gets scared. [AU LEMONS KaiJulia] [MINOR TyHil RayMariah MaxMariam DaichiMing]
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,210 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Kai H., Julia
Demonology Sequel: Remember? by Shadowess 88 reviews
The girls have been located three years later after disappearing from Kurama and Hiei's arms. They don't remember who the guys are! Will they remember? Or be caught up in the new enemies before them? KuramaOC, HieiOC. Rated for language and lemons.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 175,299 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Kurama M., Hiei
Pancakes by Lady Eden Death reviews
In which Shuichi steals babies, math reigns supreme, and the reikai tantei must fight to save the world...again. The sequel to Amaranth. Pancakes, because we like them fluffy.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 135,470 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Kurama M., Kaitou Y. - Complete
Simple Physics by AnihyrMoonstar reviews
"Friction—the rubbing together of two objects, or the effort expended in moving one object over another with pressure," said Tucker. Dash considered this. "So friction is like…sex?" Dash/Tucker, SLASH; Fast porn, slow romance.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 115,093 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Tucker F., Dash B.
The Devil who tamed Her by Germantownmaiden reviews
After purposely wrecking her marriage with future marquis Joey Wheeler so that she can go back to London to make her own choice of husband, what will she do when she is taken by Atem Mutou who wants to help her with her mean ways? Better then it sounds!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 71,086 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 7/16/2010 - [Atem, Anzu M./Tea G.] - Complete
A Visitor in the Night by UsamiAkihiko reviews
Hyrule is at peace again after Link defeated the evil Ganondorf. Returning to his home in Ordon Village, Link looks forward to resuming his normal life. However, one night, an old enemy decides to pay him a frightening visit. YAOI, Ganondorf x Link TP
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,058 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Ganondorf, Link - Complete
At First Sight by quetzatoul reviews
From Julies POV, from the first time she saw him and onwards from there until love has long blossomed into a vast field.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Julie-Su - Complete
Amaranth by Lady Eden Death reviews
In one month a demon will tear itself from your stomach.' Now when I was told that...I definitely did not expect THIS to happen. I mean, demons don't even exist, right? Gah! I've become fluffy!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 144,561 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Kurama M., K. Kuwabara - Complete
Twin Dilemma by Imperius Girl reviews
A choice must be made...Fred or George? A young art witch walks into Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes and into a dilemma. One witch, two wizards, where's the problem? Sounds ideal? What if that witch doesn't realize there's two? FMM OFC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,700 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Fred W., George W.
Reckless Hearts by AmberAnodyne reviews
In the back alleys of his beloved Seoul, Hwoarang meets his match in sarcasm and stubbornness. And while it may make for an interesting ride, perhaps such chemistry is too intense to endure.
Tekken - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,509 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 10/24/2003 - Hwoarang - Complete
A Falcon's Spirit by littlekawaiifirefox reviews
Hiei's after a new treasure, but along the way ends up somehow rescuing a falcon demon girl. What will happen as he harbors her in his own home? Please enjoy and reviewing is important to me! Dedicated to Unolai just because i can! HieixOC
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,454 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Hiei - Complete
Face The Music by Lina-the-dEmEnTeD AUTHOR reviews
Gravedale High ficcage:Max and his students make productive use of an otherwise dull snow-day, and learn to waltz. With Vinnie Stoker leading, who knows what may come from this learning experience. Veggie. Slash
Hanna-Barbera - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,423 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
How to Break an Elf by Ichi-ichi-paradise reviews
Yeah, yeah I know this is another one of those Legolas/OC fics...however. This one is Rated M for a reason, so for all you kiddies out there...stay far away or you'll be scarred for life. Oh, REEEVVVIIIEEEEEEEWWWW...or else. XDD
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 51 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Legolas - Complete
Aceilux by Wyna Hiros reviews
Zelda 64:Ocarina of Time. There are those who do not look kindly upon the lusts of a corrupt Queen... PostOoT, some AU. Suggested Sheik plus Zelda, Link x Sheik slash. Sheikcentric COMPLETED!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 101,206 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 7/28/2003 - Sheik, Link - Complete
The First Crack in the Metal by XMMishimaX reviews
Sequel to Quality of the Sword is Determined by the Wielder of the Flame. Two years after the events of Tekken 3, KOIF4 has been announced..Will Jin and Hwoarang finally get it right or let it fall apart, forever. HwoJin YAOI.
Tekken - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 87,147 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/11/2007 - Published: 5/31/2006
Running Through My Head by IvoryCoral reviews
Finally updated Chp 8! Thanks for waiting! MF YamiOC Amber could handle just about anything life could dish out. The Pharaoh gets a catty, sarcastic, cynical, defiand slavegirl. BRING ON ALL REVIEWS!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,194 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/15/2006 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Yami Yūgi
Magic by theshadowcat reviews
A strange woman crashes onto the BPRD grounds. Literally. The first in the 'Magic' series. Please R&R. Complete!
Hellboy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,299 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/4/2004 - Published: 11/28/2004
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The Big Wicked Sequel reviews
A.k.a.: Return Of The Chocoholic. Our favourite borderline-insane Witch returns and she's taking crazy to a whole new level. Rated for smut, potty mouth and safety.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,937 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/2/2015 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Hiei
The Spinach Incident reviews
Another Wicked sidefling. Remember that mysterious green stain on the ceiling in the kitchen? Read if you want to find out how it got there! Rated for language.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Hiei, Kurama M. - Complete
Something Wicked reviews
Crawl into the skin of my ADD-positive OC, add some chocolate and step back to watch the insanity. Pairing: Read to find out. Rated for future chapters. COMPLETE and RE-WRITTEN!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,482 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Hiei, Kurama M. - Complete
The Pancake is a Lie reviews
Something Wicked Sidefic, can be read seperately. Cooking class and Jaiden...There's no way this can end well. One-shot. Random!Title.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Yusuke U., Kurama M. - Complete
Shameless Fanservice reviews
Something Wicked Sidefic, can be read seperately. Jaiden is going through some serious hug-withdrawal. Can Hiei do anything to help? One-shot. LIME
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Hiei - Complete
House of Sin reviews
Something Wicked Sidefic, can be read seperately. What will Hiei do when the lid of his icecream has been glued shut? One-shot. LEMON
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Hiei - Complete
When Boredom Strikes reviews
Something Wicked Sidefic, can be read seperately. A rainy day forces Jaiden to take drastic measures in order to entertain herself. Insert evil cackle. One-shot
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,532 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Hiei, Kurama M. - Complete
Hairfetish reviews
Something Wicked sidefic, can be read seperately. How to distract Kurama from doing his homework, in one simple lesson. Shameless fluff! One-shot
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Hiei, Kurama M. - Complete