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Joined 10-22-04, id: 691635, Profile Updated: 03-02-13
Author has written 8 stories for Yu Yu Hakusho.

I am Founder of the Lazy Writers Club: "I'll write it, when I get around to it."


Wow...Someone actually came here...

Hya! I'm Unolai, but here in this desolate place we call cyberspace I'm also known as Prince Elmo!

I'm a 25 year old, ADD-positive sociopath from The Netherlands and I have a deep-running passion for:
Reading, writing, shopping, (Asian) horrormovies, dancing, chocolate, Egyptian Mythology, music, childish cartoons, riding rollercoasters and general insanity. I can have fun at even the most dorky of activities and I admire people who have a proper sense of humor. My biggest hero is my mother, purely for the fact that she does housework without complaining and I don't.

Be jealous, for I am happily married to the fabulous Shadowess88! (Presses a gross, wet, sloppy kiss to her cheek)
Dumbrat is my Second-Wife, whom I love as much as the other! (Blows her a kiss)

I'm 1m60 short, which is about 5'3''. I'm a small writer and am not even that much taller than Hiei. I actually have no right to call him a pocketsized pyro-pixie, for I am pocketsized myself.


Quote(s) of the day:
"Review, yo! It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. You know, like I swallowed some kid’s teddy bear and they’re staring at me while crying, because hey, I just ate their bear...Yeah, that feeling." - Dominic Shade.

"Space is a manly place. A place for manly men. Men so manly, they need a man for a wife...And then there's Quatre..." - Scott McNeill, voice actor for Duo Maxwell (Gundam Wing).

"Stephenie Meyer can't write worth a darn. She's not very good." - Stephen King, telling it like it is.

"Einstein rules relatively, OK?
Dyslexia rules, KO?
Mallet rules - Croquet?" - Someone who isn't me.


Currently writing:
- The Sequel to Something Wicked. DESPERATLY trying to get my inspiration back...Please be patient.

On Hold:
- Another lemon involving Jaiden and Hiei. Randomness!
- Several fluffy drabbles, with cute scenes that popped into my mind one stormy night.

Future writing-plans:
- A co-written Something Wicked Sidefling with Shadowess88. Something involving Hiei and leather pants. Rawr!
- A Lemon for Dumbrat, involving her OC and Kurama.


I, Prince Elmo, do solemnly promise to keep my story reviews tasteful, helpful and uplifting. I promise to keep my flames to myself and use them to roast chicken wings, instead of roasting an innocent author. I swear I will lend a helping hand to those writers who ask for it.

If I fail at this or actively refuse to do so, may Hiei burn down my house, Kurama’s fanclub trample all over me, Yusuke wipe his nose on my sleeve and Kuwabara bite me repeatedly in my perfectly rounded bum until the day I die.


Good times and rock on

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The Arrowhead by tinyfierce reviews
When Hawke is injured, the Arishok brings her to the dockside compound for the duration of her recovery, but how much can they come to understand one another on a time limit? References oneshot Penalty for Winning. Rating may change, 25 chapters total. F!Hawke/Arishok.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 113,119 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Arishok, Hawke (F) - Complete
Ailurophile by Ultoris reviews
After a mission gone wrong, Tigress is abducted by the villain Tai Lung. Will she be able to hold off his assailment or will she circum to the so-called demon and discover that there is more to the man than she had ever realized? Mature themes. (Slow updates)
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 78,780 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Po, Shifu, Tai Lung, Tigress
Walk in the park by spoodle monkey reviews
DANNYDASH SLASH! Dash comes to Danny's rescue late at night, but are they ready for the events that they find themselves swept up in afterwards? RATING NOW M
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,438 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Danny F., Dash B. - Complete
Nothing Attached by dong-chun-mei reviews
Julia's dating habbits aren't up to company regulation! So she seeks out Kai Hiwatari to be her escort till things blow over. The problem? They start to fall in love, and Julia gets scared. [AU LEMONS KaiJulia] [MINOR TyHil RayMariah MaxMariam DaichiMing]
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,210 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Kai H., Julia
For My Childhood by the mythologist reviews
Paying my respects to a favored show of my childhood: The Rocket Gang plus an OC in high school; growing, changing, and falling into what just might be love or absolute revulsion, you never know. M for cursing, more delicious actions later perhaps :O
Rocket Power - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,176 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Reggie Roc., Twister Rod.
Demonology Sequel: Remember? by Shadowess 88 reviews
The girls have been located three years later after disappearing from Kurama and Hiei's arms. They don't remember who the guys are! Will they remember? Or be caught up in the new enemies before them? KuramaOC, HieiOC. Rated for language and lemons.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 175,299 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Kurama M., Hiei
Pancakes by Lady Eden Death reviews
In which Shuichi steals babies, math reigns supreme, and the reikai tantei must fight to save the world...again. The sequel to Amaranth. Pancakes, because we like them fluffy.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 135,470 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Kurama M., Kaitou Y. - Complete
Simple Physics by AnihyrMoonstar reviews
"Friction—the rubbing together of two objects, or the effort expended in moving one object over another with pressure," said Tucker. Dash considered this. "So friction is like…sex?" Dash/Tucker, SLASH; Fast porn, slow romance.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 115,093 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Tucker F., Dash B.
The Devil who tamed Her by Germantownmaiden reviews
After purposely wrecking her marriage with future marquis Joey Wheeler so that she can go back to London to make her own choice of husband, what will she do when she is taken by Atem Mutou who wants to help her with her mean ways? Better then it sounds!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 71,086 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 7/16/2010 - [Atem, Anzu M.] - Complete
A Visitor in the Night by UsamiAkihiko reviews
Hyrule is at peace again after Link defeated the evil Ganondorf. Returning to his home in Ordon Village, Link looks forward to resuming his normal life. However, one night, an old enemy decides to pay him a frightening visit. YAOI, Ganondorf x Link TP
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,058 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Ganondorf, Link - Complete
Amaranth by Lady Eden Death reviews
In one month a demon will tear itself from your stomach.' Now when I was told that...I definitely did not expect THIS to happen. I mean, demons don't even exist, right? Gah! I've become fluffy!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 144,561 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Kurama M., K. Kuwabara - Complete
Twin Dilemma by Imperius Girl reviews
A choice must be made...Fred or George? A young art witch walks into Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes and into a dilemma. One witch, two wizards, where's the problem? Sounds ideal? What if that witch doesn't realize there's two? FMM OFC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,700 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Fred W., George W.
Reckless Hearts by AmberAnodyne reviews
In the back alleys of his beloved Seoul, Hwoarang meets his match in sarcasm and stubbornness. And while it may make for an interesting ride, perhaps such chemistry is too intense to endure.
Tekken - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,509 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 10/24/2003 - Hwoarang - Complete
A Falcon's Spirit by littlekawaiifirefox reviews
Hiei's after a new treasure, but along the way ends up somehow rescuing a falcon demon girl. What will happen as he harbors her in his own home? Please enjoy and reviewing is important to me! Dedicated to Unolai just because i can! HieixOC
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,454 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Hiei - Complete
Face The Music by Lina-the-dEmEnTeD AUTHOR reviews
Gravedale High ficcage:Max and his students make productive use of an otherwise dull snow-day, and learn to waltz. With Vinnie Stoker leading, who knows what may come from this learning experience. Veggie. Slash
Hanna-Barbera - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,489 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
How to Break an Elf by Ichi-ichi-paradise reviews
Yeah, yeah I know this is another one of those Legolas/OC fics...however. This one is Rated M for a reason, so for all you kiddies out there...stay far away or you'll be scarred for life. Oh, REEEVVVIIIEEEEEEEWWWW...or else. XDD
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Legolas - Complete
Aceilux by Wyna Hiros reviews
Zelda 64:Ocarina of Time. There are those who do not look kindly upon the lusts of a corrupt Queen... PostOoT, some AU. Suggested Sheik plus Zelda, Link x Sheik slash. Sheikcentric COMPLETED!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 101,206 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 7/28/2003 - Sheik, Link - Complete
The First Crack in the Metal by XMMishimaX reviews
Sequel to Quality of the Sword is Determined by the Wielder of the Flame. Two years after the events of Tekken 3, KOIF4 has been announced..Will Jin and Hwoarang finally get it right or let it fall apart, forever. HwoJin YAOI.
Tekken - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 87,147 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/11/2007 - Published: 5/31/2006
Running Through My Head by IvoryCoral reviews
Finally updated Chp 8! Thanks for waiting! MF YamiOC Amber could handle just about anything life could dish out. The Pharaoh gets a catty, sarcastic, cynical, defiand slavegirl. BRING ON ALL REVIEWS!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,194 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/15/2006 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Yami Yūgi
Magic by theshadowcat reviews
A strange woman crashes onto the BPRD grounds. Literally. The first in the 'Magic' series. Please R&R. Complete!
Hellboy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,299 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/4/2004 - Published: 11/28/2004
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The Big Wicked Sequel reviews
A.k.a.: Return Of The Chocoholic. Our favourite borderline-insane Witch returns and she's taking crazy to a whole new level. Rated for safety and future chapters.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,032 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Hiei
The Spinach Incident reviews
Another Wicked sidefling. Remember that mysterious green stain on the ceiling in the kitchen? Read if you want to find out how it got there! Rated for language.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Hiei, Kurama M. - Complete
Something Wicked reviews
Crawl into the skin of my ADD-positive OC, add some chocolate and step back to watch the insanity. Pairing: Read to find out. Rated for future chapters. COMPLETE and RE-WRITTEN!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,482 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Hiei, Kurama M. - Complete
The Pancake is a Lie reviews
Something Wicked Sidefic, can be read seperately. Cooking class and Jaiden....There's no way this can end well. One-shot. Random!Title.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Yusuke U., Kurama M. - Complete
Shameless Fanservice reviews
Something Wicked Sidefic, can be read seperately. Jaiden is going through some serious hug-withdrawal. Can Hiei do anything to help? One-shot. LIME
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Hiei - Complete
House of Sin reviews
Something Wicked Sidefic, can be read seperately. What will Hiei do when the lid of his icecream has been glued shut? One-shot. LEMON
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Hiei - Complete
When Boredom Strikes reviews
Something Wicked Sidefic, can be read seperately. A rainy day forces Jaiden to take drastic measures in order to entertain herself. Insert evil cackle. One-shot
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,532 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Hiei, Kurama M. - Complete
Hairfetish reviews
Something Wicked sidefic, can be read seperately. How to distract Kurama from doing his homework, in one simple lesson. Shameless fluff! One-shot
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Kurama M., Hiei - Complete