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Joined 10-22-04, id: 691675
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

Hi, I'm Ami and i've never eaten a fish. lol. no really i haven't.
I'm 16yrs old and act 5yrs old.
Im pure Australian.
G'day mate.

I like Hermione/Draco pairings.
And I LOVE -Funny- Hermione/Daco.
I sind male slash hilarious, and i hate petifile ones.

I hate stories where Hermione changes into this hot babe and Draco blames all his hatred on his father and they kiss and say 'i love you' in the very first chapter. So i like stories with a funny plot.

I love to read Terry Pratchett books, 'Carpe' jugluem' the best, and most Christopher Pike books and J.K Rowling, except the fifth book. it was long and boring. ANYWAY!

enjoy my fanfic.
Or Else! lol.

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Bound to you by DanishGirl reviews
[Complete] Sequel to Unbelievably. Hermione is bound to Draco, whether she like it or not. She is determined on finding a way to get rid of the bracelet that binds her to him, but something unexpected happens… DMxHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,202 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 3/24/2007 - Published: 9/4/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Parenting Class by IcyPanther reviews
Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,647 - Reviews: 6644 - Favs: 5,909 - Follows: 1,527 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Temporary Insanity by arbitrary reviews
Don't dip your quill in the company ink... I should have known better than to get involved with my boss, but who knew would lead to me, back on the job market, and Malfoy with a job offer I couldn't refuse? literally. I'm back!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,419 - Reviews: 2314 - Favs: 1,704 - Follows: 1,045 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 5/21/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Parents Too Young by AngelicDevil1 reviews
For a new class the students are put into pairs and given a baby to look after for 3 weeks. Two enemies are paired together, but maybe a baby is what they need to bring them together. Let the fun begin. HermioneDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 75,410 - Reviews: 3257 - Favs: 3,106 - Follows: 862 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Valentine Encounter by Kyra4 reviews
READ ME! Draco and Hermione are Head Boy & Girl, but do NOT share a common room and see as little of each other as possible til a fateful encounter on Valentine's night leads to a gradual, reluctant romance. Starts 7th year goes postHogwarts. NOW COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 109,822 - Reviews: 3089 - Favs: 6,035 - Follows: 1,429 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Tale of A Forbidden Love by StarJade reviews
A boy who turns into a dragon at night.....and a lonely girl who falls in love with a dragon she meets every night......a tale of a forbidden love , DHer. [complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,377 - Reviews: 1496 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 10/22/2005 - Published: 12/22/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Divine Humiliation by zarah joyce reviews
You humiliated me. I admit you played me very well. However, don't expect this to be the end. After a series of twists and turns, what will be the end of it all? FINISHED. NOTE: This story features Draco/Hermione, Ron/Pansy, and Girl!Blaise/Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,508 - Reviews: 1872 - Favs: 2,139 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Each Other by breeze3 reviews
Chapter 6 now up... The room was dark. It seemed so natural now, to be in the dark, hiding from them, the world, and, somehow, each other. They had become comfortable around one another. They kissed each other, but still, some things felt sacred, hidde
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,627 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 7/31/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Lovely Delirium by Kyra4 reviews
PostHogwarts. A mission gone wrong strands Draco and Hermione deep underground, with one of them dangerously injured and their escape route prowled by Death Eaters. Will they be rescued? And how will they cope until they are? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,811 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 1,493 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 7/7/2005 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Morning, Noon, Night by zarah joyce reviews
For never was a story of more woe, than this of Juliet and her Romeo. DHr with a twist.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/19/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dare from Hell by Aznyx reviews
(COMPLETED) (AU) (Story told in Hermione's P.O.V) Insanity overwhelmed me as I accepted that ridiculous challenge, who knew one little thing can erupt into something so big? My first DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,167 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/12/2005 - Published: 6/12/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Christmas Gift by Dizzy3 reviews
Hermione sets out to give Draco a gift that will teach him a lesson about the way he treats people. They both end up with more Christmas Spirit then they bargained for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,399 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/4/2005 - Published: 12/7/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Don't Speak by Cassiel Oliviari reviews
Draco Malfoy is stuck in St Mungo's unable to move, with his jaw wired shut. How will Hermione, an intern Healer, take advantage of the situation, or will she do nothing at all? Updated 1114
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,828 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/14/2004 - Published: 9/25/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
So Beautiful by fallenpetal reviews
COMPLETEThings aren't going Hermione's way, and her perfect dream has been shattered. There is only one person who can put her life back together. HermioneDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,722 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/12/2004 - Published: 10/27/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Unbelievably by DanishGirl reviews
[Complete] What if Harry Potter and Ron Weasley had ended up in Slytherin? And the Golden Trio was Potter, Weasley and Draco Malfoy? And Hermione is their favourite victim of namecalling and other horrible thing?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,779 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/23/2004 - Published: 8/17/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Bachelor by Fluff reviews
Hermione's mother is pressuring her into finding a boyfriend. On a whim, she applies and is accepted into the wizard version of The Bachelor. But what happens when The Bachelor is none other than Draco Malfoy himself? Funny fic! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,068 - Reviews: 2790 - Favs: 2,333 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Examinations by ldee417 reviews
Life is full of tests. There’s nothing that says they can’t be fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,736 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 1/25/2004 - Published: 12/15/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Stuck Together In A Different Kind Of Hell by Nailed reviews
Draco and Hermione are stuck together whether they like it or not... yes I'm reposting it because I deleted it for some odd reason... mild swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,730 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
In the Mind of the Walking Encyclopedia by tainted black reviews
Hermione's POV: All I wanted was a nice, normal year. Just one year. But no... I'm constantly with -Malfoy-! Getting lost in the Forbidden Forest, making up work for class, and even shopping! What has the world come to?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,288 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/4/2003 - Published: 2/8/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Grr. Argh. by angeloser reviews
Hermione and Draco are sucked into a world filled with zombies. Pseudo Resident Evil crossover, and not to be taken seriously at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,108 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/9/2002 - Published: 7/29/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M.
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Forgive me father, I have sinned reviews
“Forgive me father, for I have Sinned. It didn’t start, it had begun. It was the start of the War of World Destruction. The Beginning of the End…” Hermione Granger stumbles into a church in the middle of the last battle, between only her and Draco of whic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Asking For Trouble reviews
A Normal Day in the beggining of the year, well as normal as magic can be. Hermione has a potions spill and is sent to a different universe, where she's best friends with pansy and blaise. Herm leaves and they have to find her to defeat the vampires!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,717 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/23/2004 - Published: 11/11/2004
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