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Joined 10-23-04, id: 692295, Profile Updated: 06-26-09
Author has written 3 stories for Slam Dunk.

Unless otherwise stated, you are a living proof of my genius, so don't ever go away.

I flame. I flame because I love to witness your indignation. I don't give away dumb flames because I'm smart, critical and PERFECT. I hardly entertain those who never ever get used to my sarcasm. Why waste my brain cells, right? I honestly believe people like that are losers, particularly made worse by parental misguidance which includes being lavishly complimented for her/his retarded and lousy art project when in fact it couldn't account for a poo collage made by a three-year-old who has no hope of understanding potty training.

We can't be nice to everybody, but we can be mean to the majority.

Also, I'd like to point out that I'm 19, French-Canadian, and a community college student still enlisting for NYU openings. I graduated from high school in Rosemount High Montreal. If it isn't obvious enough, I live in Quebec, Canada; I don't have a cat; I drive a Nissan Cefiro, rotten model. My favorite dessert is orange meringue pie. I hope you can make a fic out of me and compare notes.

I've been in the business (of flaming) for two years and counting. I've thus far enjoyed the personal approach of my customers to my reviews. I love rereading the flames you send me because, I already told you, it makes me appear smarter than I'm sincerely willing to admit. But then, you exist, and I'm a GOD. TOTALLY! Don't make a mistake of telling me what to do and never hesitate to send me a nice heart-warming e-mail.

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Natsuki by Riverlander1790 reviews
When a girl from England is transported through a puddle to Konoha 5 yrs after the Kyuubi's attack, will she use the opportunity to help Naruto's path in life? Or will she simply stand and watch? And does Konoha have more in store for her? When history is really unveiled, what will happen to them all? KakashixOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 64,288 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
FOURPLAY by President-of-FFN reviews
About the twisted relationship of a GIRL with her COUSIN and his BEST FRIEND and how a certain cold-hearted blue-eyed fox will unconsciously teach her about freedom and love. No MINORS. RUKAWAOC
Slam Dunk - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,624 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 8/2/2008
Enigma of the heart by boinkytoinkz reviews
Haruko Akagi falls inlove with Kaede Rukawa Who is trapped between his dream and the love of his life.
Slam Dunk - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,451 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Complete
Ice Man and His Girl by Liphz reviews
DISCONTINUED
Slam Dunk - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2009
October leaves by Yasashii-chan reviews
She was an angel, he was the devil. He wanted to keep her to himself. Lime…Itaxoc, Itachixoc, itaoc, Itachioc…
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
Shikamaru Nara's Guide to Women by strangebeautiful reviews
Shikamaru deicides to invest all of his knowledge of women into a easy-to-read handbook. Titled 'Shikamaru Nara's Guide to Women', it rivals 'Icha Icha Paradise' in romance and humor. ShikaOC. LEMON.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,021 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
waiting up by white soul reviews
the ice prince rukawa kaede has a wife takashi yuka. find out how they got together, their past, present and future. a sappy feel good fic.enjoy warning a really really sappy fic and a really really OOC FUTURE RUKAWA
Slam Dunk - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 10/7/2006
A Whole New Life by saki-kun reviews
A girl who loses her hope wished for another chance at life? Will it come true? A life she thought would never happen! KakashiOC Please RR! Chapter 20 is up! A few pairing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 100,133 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 1/4/2005 - Kakashi H.
Mizukagami by Namiki reviews
Repost of Mikagami. Members of Akatsuki just kidnapped another girl. But what happens if she and Itachi gets closer? ItaOc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,049 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 2/4/2006
Guuzen Jai Nai by akane.neko reviews
[NON-YAOI, On-going] We all know that Rukawa has a grude against Sendou, so what does he do to solve this prolem he has? He seduces the latter's sister to get back at the spiky head, in other words...a recipe for disaster...
Slam Dunk - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,342 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/10/2007 - Published: 6/29/2004
Woes Of A Wolf Girl by Sketchy Ninja reviews
Tell me a story of love, hope and death.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,600 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/20/2006 - Published: 10/1/2004 - Hiei - Complete
Two Girls, an MVP, an Ace, and a PlayerCoach by shoyo4 reviews
Two best friends from Sendoh's junior high move to Kanagawa. One goes to Shohoku, and learns about the past of a certain junior high MVP. The other goes to Shoyo to pursue her dreams and possibly win the heart of a certain Playing Coach. READ AND REVIEW!
Slam Dunk - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,767 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/11/2006 - Published: 3/15/2006
On Wings Of Fate by Sketchy Ninja reviews
Follow the story of Sakura Minamino in her hectic life filled with demons, love, hate, death, and lot's of fun. Bieng the sister of Yoko Kurama has its perks after all. And she is guided by the wings of fate... Discontinued
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,697 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/10/2005 - Published: 3/29/2005 - Hiei - Complete
No Regrets by emberlion reviews
Mitsui Hisashi's greatest regret in life was the two year absence from his beloved basketball, but is it worth sacrificing all for the game?As his life gets back on track,his past comes to haunt him...will there be a happy ending?MitsuiXOC [non-yaoi]
Slam Dunk - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,401 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/2/2005 - Published: 7/26/2004
Slam Dunk 2 by Shuza Yuri reviews
UPDATED 2 girls enroll in Shohoku high. Both were former MVPs. Girls becoming equal to boys in the basketball team is like taboo. Will love blossom or will there be war?
Slam Dunk - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,630 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/2/2005 - Published: 12/4/2003
At The Beginning by Light Saviour reviews
Thanks to all those who had reviewed!Sorry,I didnt thank you in the chapters itself!Sorry!I'll do better next time!I promise)RuxOCxSen
Slam Dunk - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,087 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/8/2004 - Published: 12/3/2004
Past's Future by qtips rescue me reviews
Sometimes it's best to forget the past, even if it means throwing away a part of yourself. But what if the past comes back, holding a secret that could lead to the future? A Sanzo x OC romance like no other.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,772 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/6/2004 - Published: 10/27/2004
I've Got A Hero by Dumb And Dumber reviews
All Akira ever wanted was to believe that superheroes existed. [Slight AkiraxOC, and a little bit of angsty!Akira.]
Slam Dunk - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/28/2004
My Rivals Sister by Aruka reviews
Rukawa has a twin sister and she goes to Ryonan High, wherein she became the new team manager. Sendoh was stunned by her beauty and decided to court her. Will Rukawa interfere, or will he let his sister decide?
Slam Dunk - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,150 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/7/2004 - Published: 10/27/2004
Fates of Destiny by Dark Princess Hime reviews
[Continuation of ‘A wish’] Mitsui decided to stay. The true reason is to steal her heart again but it seemed their relationship is going nowhere. Who is that guy who admits he is her 9yrs crush? Why is someone out there wants revenge? RR!
Slam Dunk - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,389 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/17/2004 - Published: 9/16/2004
Skin Hunger by Late-Sleeper-sama reviews
Rukawa is a cold lover. Hana is seeking love. Yasuda was un fortunate to be there. Yes, this is the very first i guess YasuHana. also there is Ruhana
Slam Dunk - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2004
Luha by YnNa13 reviews
Summary: Luha, meaning tears. Is it possible that such a cold hearted, possessed boy learn to weep and for the person he loves? Would anyone ever believe he even has a heart?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/25/2004
Miss Match by Nymraif reviews
Rukawa is a cold boy who cares only about basketball... one night he was forced to go dinner with his grandpa and met a girl in a bathroom... They hated each other at sight... what happened things started to change Rukawa's life. RuOc [complete]
Slam Dunk - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 102,828 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/26/2004 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Complete
Basketball Fever by hopeless romantic sapphire reviews
Hanamichi's sister joins the team. The funny thing there is that she can play basketball... really, realy well. The only problem is, she has a heart condition. Will she be able to play and shoot her way into the team?
Slam Dunk - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/20/2004
Get Off My Sister by Wicked Ms.Clown reviews
He never really healed from when he was separated from his dear sis, now she's back with some kid and he tries to stop her from sucking faces with his enemy, Sendoh.
Slam Dunk - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/5/2004 - Published: 6/30/2004
Life's like that by vince valentine reviews
this is a story about Rukawa who met a girl while he was thinking about the words of Coach Anzai. However, what will happen when he found out that he had to compete with Fujima for this girl?
Slam Dunk - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,486 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/4/2004 - Published: 6/9/2004
The Kiss by ice-lemon-tea reviews
She, a poor girl who is an infamous Klutz. He, a rich boy who is the ace of the basketball team. Can a single kiss break all differences, and bring them together...forever?
Slam Dunk - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,605 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/21/2004 - Published: 6/6/2004
I'm not a Cheater by Princess Ren reviews
Rukawa once have a girlfriend during Junior High. Now High School, he started to regret that he broke up with her. Will he realize he still loves her before it's too late? But what if it's too late? What will he do? Pls. R&R!
Slam Dunk - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,520 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/13/2004 - Published: 5/27/2002
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A Lame Yaoi Story with no Plot reviews
Rukawa is a secret lover; a stalker more like of someone we all know who...Yaoi. One shot
Slam Dunk - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/5/2004 - Complete
Of Love and Basketball reviews
My second fic! My first one's a big hit, try this one! RnR, don't flame. Dedicated to Randy's whatever, Drunk Lady, Dream Kingdom, julie-tearjerkoff, MIKE, etc.
Slam Dunk - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,103 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/2/2004 - Published: 10/29/2004
For What It Takes reviews
A girl. A boy. A boy. A boy. The whole Kanagawa. Deception. R&R! My very first fic! Don't flame. i hate flames :-)
Slam Dunk - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/26/2004
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