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Joined 10-23-04, id: 692296, Profile Updated: 12-18-10
Author has written 5 stories for Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series.

I'm rubbish at filling these things in so I won't write much.

(Very) Brief introduction to me: I'm an 20-year-old student and bell-ringer with a very odd imagination. I suggest you start running now. :P

Bascially, I write when I feel like it, which is usually at some stupid time in the night. I can't write anything that I'm generally pleased with if I write it when I'm fully conscious or completely sober, which may explain some of the stuff I write. My main problem with writing fics is coming up with decent titles for them, and my second biggest problem is writing the chapters in the right order. This isn't intentional - I write what comes into my head, and things don't tend to happen in the right order in my head so it takes me ages to finish anything.

I haven't updated anything in ages - party because of writer's block, and partly (probably mostly) I've been spending far too much time RPing at The Shoppe and (since T/S is now locked down) The Store Next Door

Note: As you might have noticed, I haven't updated Together Linked in months. This is mainly because I've been spending days (sometimes literally) RPing, and partly because I've kinda lost the flow of it. I've decided to re-write it now, and I will be starting on it soon. Hopefully, this new version of it will be better than the original!

Although... At some point I will be co-writing a fic on this account: SanaFish.

Favourite Authors: Garth Nix, Philippa Gregory, JRR Tolkein, Kristin Cashore, JK Rowling, Shakespeare, Jane Austen, Lewis Carroll, the Brontes.

Favourite TV Shows: Doctor Who, Merlin, MasterChef.

Favourite Films: Lord of the Rings, Romeo and Juliet, Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, Monty Python's Life of Brian, Monty Python's Holy Grail, The Other Boleyn Girl, The Lion King, Stardust.

Favourite Music: Taylor Swift, Paramore, Amy MacDonald, Kirsty MacColl, Leona Lewis, Lady GaGa.

Favourite Musicals: Wicked, Legally Blonde, Spamalot, Blood Brothers, Phantom of the Opera.

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Giving Professor Snape A Dose Of His Own Potion by rosai-gryffindor reviews
Someone has slipped Professor Snape a Love Potion, but for whom? And it isn't necessarily a girl...The Gryffindors are fed up with Snape treating them badly and decide to teach him a lesson. But what happens when their crazy plan spirals out of control?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,164 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
The King's Final Journey by vifetoile89 reviews
It is time for King Touchstone I to voyage on the river of death... but he shall not be going alone.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Touchstone, Kerrigor/Rogirek - Complete
Diary of a Cream Coloured Tyrant by Sanaryelle reviews
Written for The Shoppe forum's Epistolary Challenge. With the Abhorsen gone the sendings must fend for themselves. Fend off boredom, that is. And a certain servant in a cream-coloured cowl is determined to keep a meticulous record of all that takes place.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,492 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Complete
The Poison Crown by Sanaryelle reviews
The Kingdom is in chaos as it recovers from war. But rebellion, and whispers of the King's madness, may cause more destruction than a foreign threat ever could.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 76,810 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Complete
Little Bat from the Dungeons by HopeCoppice reviews
Gryffindor wasn't the ONLY House to receive new students that year. So what were the Slytherins up to while Harry, Ron and Hermione searched for the Philosopher's Stone? Slight AU & dates moved so the Trio start at Hogwarts in 2001.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 52,461 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Severus S., Draco M. - Complete
Like the Day Loving the Night by P.B. Fluff reviews
Lirael/Nick set after The Creature in the Case. Nick has come back to Belisaire with Lirael. Mostly Lirael's and Nick's thoughts about one another with a dash of fluff thrown in! Rating mostly for swearing - rating may go up
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,727 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010
Old Kingdom Chatroom by Sanaryelle reviews
Written for The Shoppe forum's OKT Rarefics Challenge. Sam and Nick experiment with Charter magic, and invent a chatroom. Mayhem ensues.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,645 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Complete
Edward Cullen's psychological profile by aotearoan reviews
One-off. Edward Cullen's psychologist is concerned. Rated M for adult content not slash . Do not read if you like, totally, like, LOVE! Edward! Because he's like sooo perfect! Please RR. I wrote this for fun and also out of concern. disclaim: i don't own!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Five Great Charters by Sanaryelle reviews
Two thousand years before 'Sabriel', the Five Great Charters are put into the three bloodlines, the Wall, and the Great Stones. A legendary time in the history of the Old Kingdom.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 142,339 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Complete
Ellimere's Guide To Socialising by Valentine's Riddle reviews
Some random drabbles! Letters from Ellimere to Lirael, light humour but not much else. Nix fans R&R, please! Riddle x
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Complete
The Mary Sue Auditions by Swallowraven reviews
The villians of the TMNT really want to destroy them this time! They'll even hold their own Mary Sue auditions to do it. Yes, it all gets quite silly. Received 2nd place for Best Comedy in 2007 Fanfic Competition.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,825 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Complete
StarKissed by Melannen Halfelven reviews
A series of short stories about Feanor's youth and how it shaped his entire life. R&R
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,401 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 9/30/2005
When Great Treasures Are Lost by Lady Luce reviews
Elladan and Elrohir are captured by orcs to lure Elrond into a deadly trap. Both twins must depend on each other to survive the ordeal as they struggle desperatly to hold onto a light in the darkest of places.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,977 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/17/2006 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Elrohir, Elrond
Take My Heart Away by adromir reviews
-COMPLETE!-The Manyan Series continues...During a night of celebration in Mirkwood, Legolas had fallen ill all of a sudden. They must find the cause and destroy it quickly before Legolas faded away.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,406 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/15/2003 - Published: 4/9/2003 - Legolas - Complete
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Together Linked reviews
My take on the creation of the Great Charters, set about 1000 years before the actual Old Kingdom series. Disclaimer - I don't own any of the Shiners or the Old Kingdom.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,267 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010
Resurrection reviews
Oneshot. Chlorr is defeated at the Battle of Roble's Town, but Hedge decides to bring her back... but why, exactly? Implied Hedge/Chlorr. The title's kinda rubbish, but I had to come up with one quickly...
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Complete
Just This Once reviews
Oneshot. Young Lirael decides to dress up.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Complete
Tinsel Trouble reviews
The Seven decide to put up tinsel for Christmas, and... well, let's just say they find it hard to agree on a colour scheme. OneShot.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Complete
Bound and Broken reviews
The story of the Nine Bright Shiners, and the events leading up to the first binding and breaking of Orannis. Involves the creation of the Charter, the binding of Yrael, and Astarael's darker side... Complete.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,067 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Complete