hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 10-23-04, id: 692478
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.

I am an English major currently enrolled in a university in Arkansas. I'm now 21 years old, so yeah me! This means I can drink, smoke, drive, and buy cat toys! (For any of you who are wondering, however, just because you can drink and smoke doesn't mean that it's a good thing. -steps down off of soapbox- Also, never give three
cats a large amount of catnip around breakable's just a bad idea.) I have too many cats, and all of them appear at various times to be possessed by some sort of evil spirit that doesn't disappear until I feed them or they're sleeping. I'm sure other cat owners know what I mean.

In other news, my current project is to rewrite the Harry Potter series in the most hilarious and sanity-questionable manner that I can manage while still maintaining a viable and believable plot. So far it seems to be working pretty well...I hope. (Hugs squeak toy collection. Has a heart attack when they all squeak loudly.) Sometimes I forget why they're called squeak toys. -)

AN: My sincerest apologies to those who have been waiting for an update from me! I realize it's been awhile, but the delay was one of those unavoidable ones that no one really anticipates. I won't go into details about it, but it's been fairly cleared up by now, so I should be able to update more regularly. Hopefully, Chapter Eleven of my series (year two) will be updated by Sunday at the latest. Thanks to all my readers for their patience, and if it's any consolation, I've successfully managed to up my caffiene intake to 150 of its previous levels! And a really big thanks to Aniala for the purple antelope photo!

And for the record, a rutabaga is like a really big yellowish turnip. :0)

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Black Truth by InferiorBeing reviews
And, with bated breath, Draco traced the silver line down one more step in the family tree. Draco Lucius Malfoy... the third full blooded Veriae in the Malfoy family... and future life mate of Harry Potter. HD SLASH No HBP spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 104,304 - Reviews: 5007 - Favs: 9,274 - Follows: 2,232 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Nothing Left by CreativeImagination reviews
(PG13-language) Sarah goes back to the Labyrinth, and it seems Jareth is helping her. Or is he? Will Jareth betray her new found trust? Will he do anything about her getting married? Read and find out. DONE!
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,059 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/4/2005 - Published: 2/14/2005
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

The Lesser of Two Evils: Year Two reviews
Harry's second year at Hogwarts is shaping up to be even crazier than his first! (Contains possessed squeak toys, prank warfare, enchanted cheese, and boar music critics) Warning: Don't eat or drink while reading!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,636 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 9/10/2005 - Published: 12/29/2004 - Harry P.
Ginny in the Desert reviews
Another short from "The Lesser of Two Evils" series, which comes between Chapters 7 and 8. Ginny's been spat into the desert by a possessed squeak toy. Darn her fair complexion!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/20/2005 - Ginny W.
The Lesser of Two Evils: Year One reviews
Harry Potter has a few tricks up his sleeve that Dumbledore and Voldemort will never see coming! (Warning: This fic includes possessed squeak toys. Don't drink anything while reading.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,434 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 12/24/2004 - Published: 10/28/2004 - Harry P.
A Very Dursley Christmas reviews
It's Christmas time, and Harry Potter's guardians have teamed up to give the Dursleys what's coming to them! Includes Jamaican flags, Bunny Foo-Foo, and Elvis impersonation! One-shot. Part of The Lesser of Two Evils series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,635 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Complete