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Joined 07-11-15, id: 6928228, Profile Updated: 08-26-20
Author has written 51 stories for Harry Potter, and Star Wars.

I, siriusbarks/seriousblahblah, solemnly swear that Timothee Chalamet should play marauder era Sirius Black and JK Rowling should be forced to write a Marauder Era book. Note: none of my stories are abandoned, even ones that haven't been updated for years. I will eventually complete all of them. Thank you for reading and as always I love feedback, please review. Also if you are thinking of getting a dog or cat, please adopt from a shelter, they are better pets and you save a life too! Boycott the puppy mills, they turn life's into profit for sheer greed!

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Newest stories:

Reversing Time, Recapturing You Sirius/Hermione cute little oneshot but might expand to multichap if there's interest once I complete the above listed stories.

I'm the Bad Guy, Duh The Antonin/Hermione potboiler that I never expected to write. It will make you reassess all your prior expectations of Mr. Dolohov and laugh yourself silly. Antonin literally kidnapped my brain and forced me to write this novel in three nights straight, without much sleep. Thanks Dolohov! *Prewritten so it is complete but I will post chapters weekly as I edit them.*

The Blind Date from Hell Hermione keeps taking Lucius Malfoy to court. The older wizard seems oddly complacent and doesn't seem to mind showing up. Though they never do have any evidence against him. So he always walks off a free man. Or is? Is he enslaved by a new obsession? "You're guilty of about 10,000 war crimes," Hermione snarled. "How is it you always walk free?" Lucius grinned, "Watch me (nay nay)!" Lumione humour. *Prewritten so it is complete but I will post chapters weekly as I edit them.*

Genie in a Bottle Tom/Hermione crackfic where it is Hermione, not Ginny, who is given the bossy diary of the cunning Tom Riddle Jr. Except she is not as naive or easy controlled as Ginny, so much of his plans for world domination go awry...also Draco develops an unhealthy attachment to the diary. Very very silly.

Playing Doctor Take trouble and make it double. When Dr. Hermione J. Granger has to give up her healer's practice and go into quarantine after a bad bout of magical dragon flu has gone around...she doesn't go into quarantine alone. Two redhead Weasley twins are eager to help her and also, well, they might've been the ones responsible for giving her the flu in the first place. Hermione/twins comedy.

also working on completing the last chapters of:

Blue Raincoat "She said 'please'." "But you should've stayed away." "I couldn't. I couldn't have even planned for this to happen." He saw her in her famous blue raincoat and the shoulder was torn. Bill/Hermione. Affair. Illicit. Angst.

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My non-Hermione stories:

Sirius/OC comedy: The 5 People Sirius Takes to Hell is a crazy as hell rewrite of my original shorter version which was just about revenge. This time around I give the full scoop of why Sirius decided to sell his soul and why that may not be so easy with some...angelic temptations trying to lure him back to the bright side. But will Sirius choose revenge on his enemies over the chance to go to heaven? Read to find out! Sirius/OC romcom dark comedy.

Harry/Nagini comedy: Pretty Parseltongue Woman: Pet project of mine that is very loosely based on a My Fair Lady/Pretty Woman swan theme...though I warn you it's partially a crackfic. This story was actually written before Fantastic Beasts 2 came out and confirmed my suspicions that Nagini was human. Until then, I was the crazy person writing a Harry/Nagini romance when everyone thought she was just a snake. Though I will work in the new canon to my plot!

Luna/Harry: Burning Down Privet Drive *complete* story about healing from PTSD abusive childhood

Snape story: The 5 People Snape Meets in Heaven*complete* [Companion reversal piece: Sirius comedy The 5 People Sirius Takes to Hell]

Founders era: The Elements *complete*

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Hermione as the main character stories:

James: Don't Overthink Things *complete*; companion piece Fear of Heights *complete*

Sirius/Hermione: Well Worth the trouble *complete*; While Your Lips are Still Red *complete as one shot but with additional chapters*

Snape: Tall Dark Brooding and a complete prat*(snape/Hermione, current hiatus)

Regulus: Regulus Black & the Magic Mirror*complete but missing epilogue*

Neville Longbottom: The Remembrall *complete, Rain Down Under *complete*

Lumione: Gentlemen Prefer Brunettes*romcom*; Father-in-Law Issues *angst, wip*

Theodore Nott: Pumpkin Latte (being rewritten/hiatus)

Dramione: Draco's Kitty (WIP, hiatus), Blind Rage *complete*, Death Eater Dancers *complete*

Silly Sirius: Bookworm & the Azkaban Escapee (hiatus) and --All I Want For Christmas these actually used to be part of one big messy novel in Oct 2014 (that was a mess because it mixed dark sirius with super happy light sirius), before it split into three novels including Black Family Rose and Bookworm. Also Sirius is very retarded and dangerous in MetamorphmagiHaveMoreFun (hiatus). Don't Ever Have Kids *complete*

On hiatus: Black Family Rose (hiatus) and Mend a Broken Heart, a Sky full of Stars (hiatus)

Xeno Lovegood: Lovestoned (WIP, Xeno/Sirius/Hermione crackfic, HIATUS), Xeno/Pandora *complete*

Ronmione: A Knight with Freckles *complete* ~ A-Tiny-Ball-of-Light *complete* ~ Various Ronmione comedies *complete*

Tom Riddle: The Tom Riddle Who Stole Christmas (Hiatus, rom com); Genie in a Bottle (crackfic fun story)


~ Sid Vicious ~ Sirius ~ Sirius sings~ hilarious mcgonagall/sirius video


"Don't think. Thinking is the enemy of creativity. It's self-conscious, and anything self-conscious is lousy. You can't try to do things. You simply must do things...Jump, and you will find out how to unfold your wings as you fall...We are cups, constantly and quietly being filled. The trick is, knowing how to tip ourselves over and let the beautiful stuff out." -Ray Bradbury

"If you're going to let one stupid prick ruin your life... you're not the girl I thought you were." -Legally Blonde

"You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from." -Cormac McCarthy

"No matter how hard the past, you can always begin again." -Buddha

"We've all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That's who we really are." -Sirius Black

If you love Sirius Black, adopt a dog/cat from a shelter and save an innocent soul from an early death and wrongful imprisonment!

My Top 7 fav characters:

1. Sirius. Because he's the HP character who suffered the absolute most yet never gave up and still maintained his sense of humour.

2. Regulus. Because he was classy and noble yet flawed because he'd been brainwashed into a political agenda to hate others.

3. James. Because he wasn't afraid to die. Or fight Death Eaters with a bang and smile.

4. Snape. Because he's amusingly snarky and grumpy. And pampered like grumpy cat. Also very hot.

5. Hermione. Because she cared about social justice causes and would be there advocating every possible justice and law change to protect the vulnerable and ostracised in society. And she never let anyone tell her to shut up because they were tired about hearing about SPEW.

6. Draco. Because he wasn't actually a bad person but he made many mistakes, some by choice and some by circumstance, but in the end he suffered and he learned. And he never really had a choice about becoming a Death Eater, but he didn't once complain about it.

7. Luna. Because even though people like Hermione bullied her, she still wasn't afraid to be herself or stop believing in nargles.

and... 8. Ron Weasley. Because he, not Snape, was actually the bravest man Harry ever knew and the most underappreciated character. Because Ron risked his life, at no personal gain, for 7 years in a row to be Harry's friend. Ron faced Voldemort, Death Eaters, dragons, murderous chess pieces, basilisks, spiders, werewolves, dementors, serial killers, dogs with three heads, and other monsters you could only dream of for 7 years just because he was Harry's friend and was willing to risk his life for him. Ron Weasley, bravest boy who ever lived. "Why follow the spiders, why can't it be follow the butterflies?" and yet Ron still walked into the forest full of giant spiders, despite spiders being his biggest fear and boggart.

Sirius Black Lives...in the veil, with me! we moved in together. it's so cozy in that curtain ;)

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Eden Revisited: Revamped and Resurrected! by Snow's Return reviews
Lucius/Hermione where Lucius kidnaps Hermione and they have fall in luv after first much arguing, slapping, denial, Snape hostaging, bananas, bickering, tanning, lip injections, and yelling of 'mudblood'. The loving parody I wrote many years ago about Eden by obsessmuch. Read with caution! Reposted with new expanded chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,654 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/23 - Published: 3/24 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.] Draco M.
The Cat Among the Pigeons by Laerthel reviews
Bertrand L. Carneirus, editor of 'The New York Ghost' receives a mysterious journal, which reveals the craziest sensation he has ever published. Could it all be true? Was Albus Dumbledore the mastermind behind a spy network? Was Sirius Black innocent? Can a werewolf be sentient, a goblin kind and a Death Eater noble? And where was the British Ministry all this time?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,599 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 5/5/2019 - [Sirius B., OC] [Remus L., N. Tonks]
Correcting her Mark by Snow's Return reviews
When Snape unfairly gives Hermione a bad mark, she's not about to sit back and allow her GPA to be destroyed. Instead, she cleverly devises a plan to ask for the mark to be changed...and anything that entails. Manipulative Hermione. AU where Snape teaches Potions instead of DADA in the sixth year. Snape/Hermione when she is 17. Snamione Please review thx
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,743 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 7/27/2019 - Published: 6/20/2019 - [Hermione G., Severus S.]
Tall, Dark, Brooding and a complete prat! by seriousblahblah reviews
Hermione and Snape are both adults when they start dating, but the big age gap between them still makes the former Potions Master uncomfortable about approaching her parents...or asking for her hand in marriage. Plus Lucius gets involved...because he's a nosy bugger. Snamione snark and fluff. With a kinky Lucius/snape/Hermione plot twist later.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,958 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 6/22/2018 - Published: 1/20/2017 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Draco M., Lucius M.
Fluffy Mishaps by DarkAngelOfSorrowReturns reviews
Fluffy made a mistake; he just wants his new bone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2018 - Rubeus H., Fluffy - Complete
Sirmione Tales by seriousblahblah reviews
Sirmione tales. Sirius/Hermione. Postwar, prewar, comedies and timetravelling assorted eras. Newest chapter: clubbing again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,870 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/31/2017 - Published: 11/3/2015 - [Sirius B., Hermione G.]
An Old Custom by Tarpeia reviews
As the Dark Lord's reign approaches, Antonin Dolohov has to prove himself worthy of entering his service and continuing his own noble line. A young Muggle is lured into the Dolohovs' house for his initiation. Very dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2017 - Antonin D. - Complete
Mirror by halffictionalprincess reviews
Sirius is gone, and Remus is left all alone. Again.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/4/2017 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Defining Yourself by Deathbistereo95 reviews
Sirius Black. Rebel. Friend. Brother. Murderer. All labels hold some meaning of truth to the beholder.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2017 - Sirius B. - Complete
Playing Secretary by apotheouns reviews
There are perks to playing secretary to the CEO of Wayne Enterprises; the dental plan's pretty amazing and the pay's great too. But Sarah's pretty sure that helping to keep her employer's alter ego a secret is not in her job description. Bruce Wayne/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 155,534 - Reviews: 1248 - Favs: 1,984 - Follows: 2,189 - Updated: 3/2/2017 - Published: 7/21/2013 - [OC, Bruce W./Batman]
My, What Lovely Melons by Violet Lunar Wolf reviews
Hermione gets more than she bargained for when she suggests trying something new to spice up their relationship. But that isn't always a bad thing. And in some cases it can be quite funny. Inspired by and dedicated to SiriusBarks.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/20/2017 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.] - Complete
Dark Side of the Moon by Sparky She-Demon reviews
The Marauders are entering their sixth year at Hogwarts. Morana Potter is an animagus like her brother and two other best friends. She is a wolf. With Quidditch, NEWT classes, and full moons spent in the Shack, they all are extremely busy. Remus is keeping something quiet, something he would prefer none of his friends to know just yet. Remus/OC and wolfmate
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,718 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 59 - Published: 2/13/2017 - [Remus L., OC] Sirius B., Marauders
Lunar Lover by Snow's Return reviews
Luna is everything Draco needs and desires. She awakens even desires he didn't even know he had. "Is that an erumpent horn?" Draco/Luna. Druna. Saucy!Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/10/2017 - Published: 1/6/2017 - [Draco M., Luna L.]
Draco's Kitty by seriousblahblah reviews
Cat!Hermione is an animagus kept by Draco Malfoy. It is his condition for letting her live. Of course, he's more affectionate for her than he admits. She is cute after all. Dramione. Mild sub/dom roleplay.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,890 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 1/21/2017 - Published: 1/12/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
Don't Kill Me Because You Love Me by Snow's Return reviews
Draco put on the mask and then carefully placed his hands into each of the leather gloves. Hermione waited in the other room, in a corset. Her long, raven black hair had been tumbled and tied into an updo. Draco thought she looked more elegant with black hair, more like the pure Black blood that secretly ran in her veins. Dramione, pureblood dark!Hermione. (TWO SHOT: Sequel soon!)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/18/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Theodore N.
Sometimes The Only Winning Move Is Not To Play by war hippy fatigues reviews
Don't bother reading this, it's trash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,378 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 1/16/2017 - Published: 6/3/2015 - Harry P., Basilisk - Complete
Aragog and Arabella's Spider Family by Snow's Return reviews
Aragog was the giant spider in the second Harry Potter book/movie. But he was much more than that, he was a loving father and spider husband to his wife Queen Spider Arabella Mosag and their thousand kids. Family spider fluff. Now trilogy of love and romance! "Aragog, how could you betray me with the other spider girls?" Chapter4 Jealousy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/6/2017 - Published: 10/3/2016 - Albus D., Rubeus H., Aragog - Complete
Date at Hogsmeade by Snow's Return reviews
Sirius is surprised when Marlene asks him out, but then he's delighted when he discovers she's a one-of-a-kind, go-getter type of girl. And then that is just the beginning of the surprises they'll share on their first date together. OTP Swap for loveneverdies78!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2016 - [Sirius B., Marlene M.] - Complete
The Elements by seriousblahblah reviews
How do you build a great school like Hogwarts? By using the elements of course: Fire, Earth, Air and Water. Godric/Helena. Godric/Rowena. Salazar/Rowena. A dark tale of brilliant minds gone awry with love, greed and inescapable lust for knowledge. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2016 - Salazar S., Godric G., Rowena R., Founders - Complete
Of Angels and Eternity by Bellicose Blue reviews
Neville and Luna in two moments of time. /For Hazards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/23/2016 - Published: 12/13/2016 - [Luna L., Neville L.] - Complete
Once Upon A Time by Bellicose Blue reviews
A character study of Luna. /For Poe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/22/2016 - Luna L. - Complete
Illusion by Storythriver123 reviews
Sirius Black The world around you is amazing, even if you don't know it. Life in existence creates an illusion of happiness. An illusion of safety.         But always remember...                                                                 Not everything is what it seems.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2016 - [OC, Sirius B.] - Complete
Leaving by Debs1990 reviews
Remus knows that his boyfriend's behaviour is getting worse with every passing day, but he loves him and is determined to stick around. However, Sirius becomes possessive of Remus and jealous of Tonks. How much longer can Remus stay in their rapidly deteriorating relationship?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2016 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
Newton's Taxonomies by ksuzu reviews
Like any good researcher, Newt classifies Tina's moods according to Ministry of Magic guidelines.
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,890 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/23/2016 - Published: 11/21/2016 - Queenie G., Pickett, Newt S., Porpentina G./Tina - Complete
If I'm Gonna Fall in Love by Colubrina reviews
Draco had made a list of everything he needed to fall in love. She had to be beautiful, and deferential, and from a good family. She had to be someone his parents would like, someone his friends would approve of. But how was he supposed to meet the perfect girl if he kept getting caught up in arguments with Potter's bushy-haired sidekick? Dramione. ONE SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,785 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 2,257 - Follows: 427 - Published: 11/13/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Simple Fact by Deathbistereo95 reviews
She hated him. It was a simple fact. The sky was blue, the grass was green, and Walburga Black hated her eldest son.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/30/2016 - Sirius B., Walburga B. - Complete
To Love Again, To Lose Again by WrenWinterSong reviews
Emmeline Vance never thought she could love again. Then Sirius Black came into her life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,718 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2016 - [Emmeline V., Sirius B.] - Complete
The Boy in the Bookshelf by ShayaLonnie reviews
In the aftermath of war, Hermione retreats to the Hogwarts library to repair her sanctuary and herself. Through broken magic, she's given the opportunity to help fix even more when she stumbles across a friendless first year Gryffindor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,218 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 3/7/2016 - Hermione G. - Complete
The Sweeter the Juice by Appello reviews
Bella *definitely* isn't the good one... (One-shot, companion piece to The Blacker the Berry). Shameless PWP. Rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,518 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/22/2016 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L. - Complete
Therapy by The Crownless Queen reviews
"In her dreams, his fingers leave trails of color on her skin like others would trails of blood." In which Luna is Barty's therapist, Prison!AU, for Sophie.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/20/2016 - [Luna L., Barty C. Jr.] - Complete
The Cat Came Back by Dramione Forever reviews
The cat came back after the second night. Written for the One Prompt After Another Another Loop Challenge on HPFC Forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2016 - Sirius B., Marlene M. - Complete
The Lightning Strike by Felix Felicis With A Twist reviews
After the war, demiwolf Bill Weasley, struggling to come to terms with the loss of his beloved wife, gets an unexpected visitor at his doorstep during the full moon who had no choice but to turn to him as her only ally. BWHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,832 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 10/15/2016 - Published: 10/2/2016 - Hermione G., Bill W. - Complete
Serendipity by LoveNeverDies78 reviews
Katie Bell finds her missing cat in an unexpected place. Muggle!AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/15/2016 - Katie B., Marcus F. - Complete
Thymes and Limes by Snow's Return reviews
Dumbledore and Fawkes are bored and try to pen some poetry while idling away in the headmaster's office. Dumbledore fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/11/2016 - Albus D., Fawkes - Complete
in dreams there's a way to die by The Crownless Queen reviews
Sometimes, Barty wonders if his paintings aren't showing him glimpses of the future. If so, it really is a dark one. BartyRegulus, for Amber.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2016 - [Barty C. Jr., Regulus B.] - Complete
Lost in the Crowd by scrumptiousinternetllama reviews
He was simply another cog in the Ministry machine. He was making no real change, and, more importantly, he wasn't making himself happy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2016 - Louis W. - Complete
I live in a city sorrow built by The Crownless Queen reviews
"It's not entirely unexpected, but Luna's visit surprises Harry. She whirls in, coming out from the fireplace with nary a pause, and asks him on an adventure." Or in which Harry and Luna leave England after the war to find themselves, and end up finding more than that. For siriusbarks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,782 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/25/2016 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
Who said Chivalry is dead? by Debs1990 reviews
Written for QLFC Season 4 Round 10. Sir Cadogan replaces the Fat Lady as the guard to the Gryffindor Tower. What happens when he comes face to face with Sirius Black? A missing moment from POA.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/22/2016 - Sirius B., George W., Fred W., S. Cadogan - Complete
Before the Final Stroke by scrumptiousinternetllama reviews
Written for siriusbarks! Xeno is deep in focus one night, drawing in the Ravenclaw common room when a voice interrupts him just before the final stroke of his pencil. Xeno/Pandora
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2016 - [Xenophilius L., Mrs. Lovegood] - Complete
Variance by chemicalflashes reviews
"Wouldn't it do you good if you took a break from your standard deviation once in a while and did something that provides some variance? Think about it." [In which Romilda Vane has a rather strange proposal for Colin Creevey.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,403 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/2/2016 - Colin C., Romilda V. - Complete
The seed which taught by Eidyllia reviews
Bellatrix has lived her whole life getting ready for this, to answer the question she knows she'll be asked when faced with death... And, as it is, she knows there's only one way to live: diligently and passionately, giving all of herself. This is her guide to action.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2016 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
Ice Queen by OCDdegrassi reviews
Sirius is smitten with Petunia from the moment he first sees her. Unfortunately, he's an oblivious idiot. But he's also cute and has his moments. Crack(ish).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,083 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/19/2016 - Sirius B., Petunia D. - Complete
Split Second by LoveNeverDies78 reviews
AU. On the day Sirius runs away from Grimmauld Place, Regulus makes a choice that alters the course of the Black family forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/21/2016 - Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
A Left Turn for Draco by Sparky She-Demon reviews
**This is for the Quidditch League Fanfiction Competition** Draco is on vacation in the American Southwest hunting for rare potions ingredients. What else does he find?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/14/2016 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Listen To The Falling Rain by chemicalflashes reviews
And if she tried hard enough, she could hear her mam telling her in her sweet and gentle voice, "Listen to the falling rain, Luna." [In which Luna Lovegood remembers her mother; vignettes]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2016 - Luna L. - Complete
A Study in Black by AgarJelly reviews
In the mind of Dr James Potter, Consulting Auror, Sirius Black, is the scourge of criminals and shoddy Pranksters everywhere. But when the mysterious Moony & Mr Lupin are brought into the picture, James has yet to wonder whether his best friend's brilliant mind is capable of bringing down the one person who might just understand Sirius the most. Magical AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,137 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 8/8/2015 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
Back to the First Order by SiriuslyLoopyDora reviews
Time travel fic where Remus, Tonks, Sirius and Harry are all sent back to 1981 to the first Order of the Phoenix. How will they cope with reliving an old war? Getting the answers to questions which could change their future totally? And dealing with a beyond cute baby Harry? And will Tonks and Remus realise that their feelings towards each other are the same? (Beta: Jetsun1119)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,398 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 12/17/2015 - Published: 6/21/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Through the Wall and Into My Heart by LittleTee reviews
A spell to find a suitable date lands Hermione not only in the past but in James Potter's bedroom. HGJP AU (Mentions of LERB) One-shot. **Will be adapted/continued as a multichapter sometime in 2017. Check my profile for a link to the small sequel one-shot piece, "A Lesson in Driving" for more James/Hermione till then.**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 60 - Published: 12/14/2015 - [Hermione G., James P.] [Lily Evans P., Regulus B.] - Complete
Houses and Prejudice by TheSummerNightingale reviews
"If you are wondering, the first person eleven-year-old Hermione Granger met on the Hogwarts Express wasn't Harry Potter, or Ron Weasley. It wasn't even Neville."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/4/2015 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
Master Pimp Moony by CatManandHisTrashWriting reviews
A coffee shop AU where Moony meets up with his book club buddies to gossip, but an unexpected Prongs and Padfoot show up.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/25/2015
Secrets by Rainbow Awesome Dash reviews
'Draco Malfoy's gay' When the Gryffindors discover a love letter from Draco Malfoy to HJG they know he's gay. When dares arrive amidst the celebration a large secret is revealed. Dramione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/21/2015
I couldn't let them by HarmonyAlways reviews
The Wizarding war is over... It's been two years... There have been very few casualties... Almost everyone on the light side is alive... A Masquerade yule ball in being held at Hogwarts to celebrate the victory... A fun event has been planned... Hermione is in for a surprise...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2015 - Complete
Flesh of his Flesh by Laurielove reviews
A look at Jane and Edward's wedding night and the days following - their proper wedding night in Ch 38. They at last complete their relationship - mind, soul and body - and I convey Jane's feelings, details and all, of what that means to her. Mature, detailed content, yes, but written tastefully in keeping with the original, I hope. M readers only, please. Jane/Rochester
Jane Eyre - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,515 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/24/2015 - E. Rochester, Jane E. - Complete
Crimson Skies by LovingYouAtFirstSight reviews
Once upon a time Sirius liked Sunrises, now they are a reminded of the broken shell of a man he has become. Rated K(plus) for strong dark themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2015 - Sirius B. - Complete
Descent by dark-nexus17 reviews
Something rotten is festering inside the mind of DC Kent. Something malevolent which feeds on the horrors he sees each day, magnifies his weaknesses, amplifies the hidden, darker parts of his nature. And he can't fight it whilst everyone else is throwing it scraps. (Kent/Chandler)
Whitechapel - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/9/2015
you stole my heart (please keep it safe for me) by The Crownless Queen reviews
James never says his 'I love you's out loud - he prefers to show them to her. Or 5 things Lily learned about her husband. Jily, for Bex.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/4/2015 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Marauders - Complete
Prime Cut by provocative envy reviews
ONE-SHOT: "Well, aren't you precious," he remarks, tongue darting out to flick at his bottom lip. "Do I need to put a towel down on the front seat before you'll get in the car?" She lifts her chin. "That depends. Do I need to Febreze you before we share an enclosed space?" HG/Scabior.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,582 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 129 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Hermione G., Scabior - Complete
The Wrongness of November by lyin reviews
They laid James Potter in state without his glasses, and the autumnal color scheme of the flowers clashed horrendously with Lily's hair. And there is nothing Remus Lupin can do, about even the little things. Early November, 1981. (a short oneshot).
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/27/2015 - Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Mermish by Colubrina reviews
When Luna Lovegood and Theodore Nott use the same tree to read under during her fifth year they become friends but can romance survive when you're on different sides of a looming war? ONE SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,367 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 108 - Published: 2/23/2015 - [Theodore N., Luna L.] - Complete
What the Heart Wants by JenniseiBlack reviews
A Christmas eve stroll leads to so Christmas truths.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/25/2014 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.] - Complete
The Cat Who Ruled England by GeorgyannWayson reviews
The saying goes that you don't own a cat, but that a cat owns you. Well, Mycroft Holmes isn't about to let such a creature rule his life- not if he can help it, at least (a special holiday story) *COMPLETE*
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,898 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 10/29/2014 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H., Anthea, OC - Complete
Into the Light by Sweet Babboo reviews
Kent and Chandler have been together for a short while, but something is holding Kent back. Can Chandler convince Kent to trust in him?
Whitechapel - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Complete
Mirrorfold by Noir Lime Canuto reviews
Instead of Millicent Bullstrode, Hermione chooses to change into Theodore Nott. The transformation goes swimmingly until, of course, Hermione finds herself face to face with the actual Theodore Nott. Getting back out of the dungeons might not be as easy as getting in, and Blaise Zabini definitely isn't helping. / One-shot, bit fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,780 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 66 - Published: 6/14/2014 - [Hermione G., Theodore N.] Ron W., Blaise Z. - Complete
A nice day at the farm by Captainfredrickwentworth reviews
Crack fic written for a prompt challenge. Prompt: Cheating, goat, flowers, watermelon and swimming. The Doctor and Rose are a couple and go for a nice walk in the countryside. They come across a sweet little farm with adorable animals, but as always their day can't ever be peaceful. (Alien possessed animal) This is the weirdest thing I've ever published so...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2014 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] - Complete
Dead Sirius by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It's a seriously bad idea to ignore a man's last request.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,350 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 1,898 - Follows: 668 - Published: 5/11/2014 - N. Tonks, Sirius B. - Complete
Firewhiskey Fic: The Huge Mistake! by UnseenLibrarian reviews
The Daily Prophet contains startling headline news. - A February 2014 Firewhiskey Fic entry - no betas allowed - drunken misspellings are part of the charm!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/28/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Contract With God by thepkrmgc reviews
A poem/tune inspired by the events of Will Eisner's classic work
A Contract With God - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/19/2014 - Complete
The Purple Plight by Tarpeia reviews
A wedding night gone terribly awry. The secrets of the Dolohov family. Dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,870 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/28/2013 - Complete
Puddle Jumping by RZZMG reviews
Flatmates, but not lovers. Draco Malfoy wants to change that fact, but he's a man with too many vices & not enough bravery to jump the puddles of his miserable life to get the girl he wants - Hermione Granger. Will an outing with Hermione one rainy afternoon change everything for them, though? Dramione. Romance-Drama. 2013 DramioneLove Spring-Summer Fest #2 entry. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,733 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 164 - Published: 10/14/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
The Ultimate Guide to Writing Smut Fic by Quinn Anderson reviews
A fellow Sherlock author asked me to put together a comprehensive guide to writing both gay and straight erotic fiction, as well as lists of sexy words and some general writing tips. Please feel free to use. Includes Table of Contents and References.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,043 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 1,378 - Follows: 396 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Molly Hooper - Complete
The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 11935 - Favs: 11,677 - Follows: 9,837 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Don't Stand So Close by AmaranthineSomnium reviews
AU. Dumbledore needs a substitute for DADA and Remus Lupin seems the right man for the job. But when Nymphadora Tonks asks for tutoring to get into his NEWTs class, the job gets a lot more complicated than Remus bargained for. Now COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,358 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
On An Island In The Sun by Rorschach's Blot reviews
You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,584 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 3,813 - Follows: 1,358 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Complete
Sirius by NAOA reviews
Sirius Black's stay in Azkaban, following from the time of his arrest to his escape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 35,529 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Sirius B. - Complete
Settling the Score by noidont reviews
I'm stubborn – I'll freely admit it. But unless Wood gets on his bloody knees and grovels for me to rejoin the team, I'm done. I'm talking giant, Nile River-style tears flowing down those obnoxiously sharp cheekbones of his, or no more Seeker. OW/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 147,458 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 1,381 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Oliver W., OC - Complete
And the Wolves All Cry by monroeslittle reviews
AU. if a certain person doesn't hear a prophecy, does it still come true?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,769 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 1,685 - Follows: 277 - Published: 12/18/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
9 Crimes by thegirlwrappedinwords reviews
Sirius Black had committed nine crimes in his lifetime. And he would never change a single one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,776 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Delicate by Savva reviews
To all those brilliant mathematicians, physicists and other scientists out there, who are almost always eccentric and sometimes just downright weird, but never the lesser men. Hermione Granger/Xenophilius Lovegood. EWE. AU. Romance
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/2/2012 - [Hermione G., Xenophilius L.] - Complete
Bury your heart by screeds reviews
"She loved you, Godric.", he murmured, the words hardly discernible. But the other caught the sentence with ease. "Then where is she?", Godric barked, fresh tears falling down his reddened face.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Godric G., Rowena R. - Complete
Playing with Fire by Myrrat-Sade reviews
Dear cousin Bellatrix likes to play with her food before she eats it...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Bellatrix L., James P. - Complete
Turncoat by elizaye reviews
Switching sides. "I have only one condition, and I trust it won't be hard for you to meet. I want Granger." Rated M for sex/language/torture.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 101 - Words: 256,732 - Reviews: 7982 - Favs: 9,476 - Follows: 4,020 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Pair the Spare by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Luna Scamander reminisces upon finding her spangled-silver dress robes at the back of her closet. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Luna L. - Complete
Wedding Night by Abigail Belle reviews
Lucius is thrilled with his new wife, but she's revolted by the idea of... that.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Snatching the moon by Rubiie reviews
Scabior meets a girl. A girl who believes in Crumple-Horned Snorkacks and wears spectrespecs. Scabior/Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,606 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Luna L., Scabior - Complete
Size Matters by Laurielove reviews
Hermione, Ginny and Hannah ponder the relative size of various parts of their professor's anatomy. M content. Fun bit of silliness. SS/HG, GW and HA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,873 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 98 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S., Ginny W., Hannah A. - Complete
Same Old Ground by emberlivi reviews
In Azkaban, those thoughts were easily cast aside for more treacherous and painful memories, but once he left, they were what remained—what he couldn't escape. Sirius Black needed to be loved and no woman would have him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,230 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Sirius B. - Complete
Luck by outwittingsquirrels reviews
Three fishermen drag a drowning man aboard. A one-shot of Sirius' escape from Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Sirius B. - Complete
That Potter Boy by BadgerInMySoup reviews
For six summers, Lily's parents hear all about that Potter boy. Then comes the seventh.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 1,887 - Follows: 255 - Published: 11/26/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Stray by Molly Raesly reviews
Sirius Black's motorbike fails in the middle of a torrential downpour, and he seeks shelter in a rundown diner. While at first he just returns to fix his bike, the young muggle waitress might be another reason to stay for some pie.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,239 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Tied for Last by Speechwriter reviews
Hermione is killed by Voldemort, and is now dead. Well, sort of. Turns out that death is a little more complex than she knew. Ignores epilogue and last 50ish pages of DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 244,359 - Reviews: 2460 - Favs: 3,724 - Follows: 1,125 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Reckless by Precarious reviews
What if there was more to Hermione’s opinion of Sirius and his reckless behaviour during OotP than met the eye? SB/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 17,555 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Sirius B., Hermione G.
Fun & Games at Grimmauld Place by Gemini-Victoria reviews
Sirius is bored. Tonks is sick of being woken up at all hour by Sirius playing darts. what are they going to do? A secret prank off of course! involving slugs,shirt-stealing and more, you can just picture the chaos read and review! NT/RL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,033 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 11/29/2008 - [Remus L., N. Tonks] Sirius B. - Complete
For the Potions Master's Amusement by snape.submiss reviews
Now Complete! Severus Snape is not a kind man, but Hermione Granger is past caring. She wants his approval and will do anything to get it. How far will she go? Even she has no concept of the depths to which she will fall in her quest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 86 - Words: 304,467 - Reviews: 3305 - Favs: 2,863 - Follows: 1,183 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Sirius Sets Things Right by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: A chronicle of the coolest Godfather that ever lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,806 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 1,847 - Follows: 545 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Sirius B. - Complete
Age by remuslives reviews
Sirius isn't thrilled about his age or the sudden need for glasses. Hermione helps him feel better.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Eden by obsessmuch reviews
An obsession that destroys everything it touches.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 50 - Words: 265,457 - Reviews: 3526 - Favs: 2,268 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Last Dance by Lady Altair reviews
His last dance. Her last kiss. A collection of lasts from the first Order of the Phoenix.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/14/2009 - James P., Caradoc D. - Complete
A Wand, A Rat And A Place To Stay by outwittingsquirrels reviews
At the end of PoA, Sirius is in need of a few things. And who better to get them for him than Mundungus Fletcher?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Sirius B., Mundungus F. - Complete
Through A Father's Eyes by BadgerInMySoup reviews
The eight times Ron Weasley met Scorpius Malfoy. Includes panic attacks, threats and Firewhisky. Scorpius/Rose.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,601 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 60 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Touch and Go by riptey reviews
COMPLETE one-shot - A series of ten freestyle drabbles where Draco and Hermione break up, from different points in their relationship. D/Hr, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,045 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Sirius Guide to the Afterlife by Sparklystuff reviews
Post-DH. A special friend is dispatched to help welcome a certain Auror to life after death. R/T canon-ness. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/1/2009 - N. Tonks, Sirius B. - Complete
Muggle Games by pelespen reviews
Smutty/fluffy little one-shot. Sirius and Hermione play Scrabble. Written for Thanfic challenge at lj community hermionesirius. All characters and canon origins are the property of JK Rowling. I just like playing with them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,188 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The Lucky One by Rurouni Star reviews
-mild SiriusHermione- If dreams are truthful, then he's actually the luckiest of them all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/11/2009 - [Sirius B., Hermione G.] - Complete
Maybe Someday by LadySeradeRETURNS reviews
After winter holidays their fifth year, Sirius discovers Hermione's diary left behind. He learns that she understood him, more than he ever knew.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Painting the Nursery by doing 25 life in azkaban reviews
What happens when Lily leaves James and Sirius alone to paint the nursery? Pure, fluffy, chaos, James and Sirius style! ONE-SHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Siriusly Anonymous by SiRiUsLyInLuV71 reviews
Hermione a little more than obsessed with an Anonymous group. Implied Sirius/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Twelve Grimmauld Place by Lady Altair reviews
It's a good house for lonely people.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Sirius B., Hestia J. - Complete
The Anatomy of a Bromance by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
James and Sirius. "Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?" An inside look at one of the closest friendships the world will know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,636 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 2,072 - Follows: 169 - Published: 8/11/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Her Dark Materials by slasher454 reviews
Hermione steals a book from Grimmauld place. A book of Dark Magic. People who play with fire seldom strike a match. Or own their own burn cream. HG/TN Rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,284 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
Her Favorite Son by SiRiUsLyInLuV71 reviews
Walburga Black’s thoughts before she burned Sirius’ name off of the Black Tapestry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Walburga B., Sirius B. - Complete
Constant Vigilance by atruwriter reviews
Very few knew why Alastor Moody was so adamant on constant vigilance. It was a sorrowful lesson learned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,808 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 123 - Published: 4/15/2008 - [Alastor M., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6429 - Favs: 17,436 - Follows: 6,146 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Eighteen Years by Kralia reviews
Merope's story of a life that was always destined to be either miserable or corrupted. One day I'll think of a better title, and a better summary.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,024 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Tom R. Sr., Merope G. - Complete
It Doesn't Matter by Loathing the Veil reviews
ONE SHOT. Rated M for adult themes. SLASH! Severus/Sirius, the Forbiden Forest, a tree and a chain. Oh the fun...Read it, Love it, Review it my lovelies!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
Theo Says by atruwriter reviews
He was known as a man of few words, but he couldn't keep quiet this time. :Theo/Hermione OneShot:
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,427 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 175 - Published: 2/17/2008 - [Hermione G., Theodore N.] - Complete
The Unforgettable Notch by atruwriter reviews
He'd never forget her for the rest of his life. :Sirius/Hermione OneShot:
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,181 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 134 - Published: 2/3/2008 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.] - Complete
Angel by atruwriter reviews
She was the reason he did what he did. The reason he made the right decision in the end. :Regulus/Hermione OneShot:
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,461 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 113 - Published: 1/12/2008 - [Hermione G., Regulus B.] - Complete
Unexpected by NixItAll reviews
Harry brings his parents back, but they are not quite the people he thought they'd be... JamesHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,064 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 60 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Hermione G., James P. - Complete
The Portrait by atruwriter reviews
A tragic death leads Remus and Harry to the unveiling of a portrait of The Blacks. A couple whose love for each other was evidenced even after death. [One Shot SiriusHermione]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,355 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 1,746 - Follows: 312 - Published: 11/16/2007 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.] - Complete
Unintentional Help by TravelingRoses reviews
When cleaning out a dusty attic, James Sirius Potter finds something that may tell him more about his grandfather and his grandfather's best friend than he ever knew, and may help him realize something about himself. JPSB implied, JSPTRL.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,073 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2007 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
25 Things Hp Characters Will Never Say by BadgerInMySoup reviews
Pretty much what the title says. Just some randomness done by me and my friend! Rated T for some lanuage!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Complete
Close Encounters by c00kiefic reviews
Set after JBH. Jackie and Hyde are on a mission to drive the other crazy, what happens when they go see Close Encounters of the Third Kind?
That '70s Show - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,601 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Complete
What To Make Of Him by Lady Bracknell reviews
Neither Ted nor Andromeda know quite what to make of their daughter's boyfriend. Can he win them round over Sunday lunch?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Sirius Black with Gary Oldman Crazy by LoveLaceyLee reviews
From Azkaban to Grimmauld Place and all the Crazy events inbetween. A Sirius Black story with the same insanity Gary Oldman brought to the part but maybe exagerated just a little.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Sirius B.
Distant Memories by Me The Cat reviews
She remembers the warmth of his hand and the soft pressure of his lips. She remembers because she never ever wants to forget.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Kiss Booth by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
After being disowned by his parents, Sirius needs money to pay for his flying motorbike and ropes in James, the prettiest Marauder apparently, to help him in his genius plan to rake in the galleons. JamesLily. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 71 - Published: 9/8/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Love is blind by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James Potter loses his glasses and seeks help from Head Girl, Lily Evans, to be his guide dog. No doubt, unintentional boob grabbing always occurs with temporary blindness. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 1,793 - Follows: 262 - Published: 3/20/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Garden Gate by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
A vignette of young Sirius Black and his mother, as seen by some Muggle children who happen upon him on a summer's day.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Sirius B. - Complete
Rebel by Jewels5 reviews
Sixteen and reckless, with smooth black hair, greyblue eyes, and a personality that screamed “Motorcycle.”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 61 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Sirius B. - Complete
Obsessive Lily Disorder by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James worships the ground Lily, er, throws him on? Includes stalking, Polyjuice potion and James attempting many acts of suicide such as drowning his head in toilet bowls because Apple Of His Eye Evans hates his guts. Or does she? Complete .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 144,021 - Reviews: 2120 - Favs: 2,227 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Black Daughters by Pantz reviews
A picture is worth a thousand words." Black fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Bellatrix L.
The Dare by mosylu reviews
Tonks has a special someone in her life, but who? Ron and Harry, sick of the speculation, dare Ginny and Hermione to come right out and ask. But the answer might be a little more than they bargained for. This is your official marshmallow fluff warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/11/2004 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
A Feast for the Senses by mosylu reviews
As the wizarding world descends into war, Tonks and Remus discover an unexpected intimacy. This story has five chapters and is NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,567 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/1/2004 - Published: 12/10/2003 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
His Last Bark by AStarr reviews
My tribute and retelling of the last moments of the character whose life ended in Order of the Phoenix. Warning: Book 5 Spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/22/2003 - Sirius B.
Biting Criticism by Donna Vader reviews
Wishbone encounters something online for the first time.
Wishbone - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/1/2002
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Blue Raincoat reviews
"She said 'please'." "But you should've stayed away." "I couldn't. I couldn't have even planned for this to happen." He saw her in her famous blue raincoat and the shoulder was torn. Bill/Hermione. Affair. Illicit. Angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,823 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 10/13 - Published: 2/18/2017 - [Bill W., Hermione G.]
I'm the Bad Guy, Duh reviews
There's a wizarding Russian tradition if you throw a burlap sack over a woman's head and kidnap her, you may keep her as your wife. Hermione thinks this tradition is absolutely bonkers, barbaric and wants no part of it. "I am not going to be your housewife!" Hermione shouted. Dohohov only grinned. "I'm the bad guy, da. What did you expect, a Disney fairytale ending?" Antomione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 31,247 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 9/5 - Published: 2/1 - [Hermione G., Antonin D.] Lucius M., Voldemort
Father-in-Law Issues reviews
Hermione is married to Draco. So why is she dreaming of his dad? It's all wrong and morally repugnant except she can't stop her mind, or hands, from wandering to the older wizard. Neither can he. "What shall we say then?" he whispers to her. "Shall we continue in sin, that grace may abound?" Dark Lumione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,039 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 7/24/2018 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.] Draco M., Narcissa M.
The Secret to Making Toast reviews
After a bad breakup with Ron, Sirius is left picking up all the pieces when a brokenhearted Hermione moves into Grimmauld Place. But can she get over the redhead in time to see the black-haired, older man standing in front of her? Sirius/Hermione. Postwar.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,832 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 4/2 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.]
The Five People Sirius Takes to Hell reviews
In which Sirius makes a deal with the devil and finally gets to enact revenge on his enemies while helping Harry kick Voldemort's arse. Also features a cute Hell owl, demon squad and a Victoria's secret angel, er, God's angel, to whom Sirius takes a liking but don't call her angel, ya misogynist! Horror comedy. Sirius/OC. Dumblebashing. Hermionebashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,936 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 10/8/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Albus D.
Playing Doctor reviews
Take trouble and make it double. When Dr. Hermione J. Granger has to give up her healer's practice and go into quarantine after a bad bout of magical dragon flu has gone around...she doesn't go into quarantine alone. Two redhead Weasley twins are eager to help her and also, well, they might've been the ones responsible for giving her the flu in the first place. Please read&review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,886 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 3/14 - Hermione G., George W., Fred W.
The Blind Date from Hell reviews
Hermione keeps taking Lucius Malfoy to court. The older wizard doesn't seem to mind showing up or staring at her. Though they never do have any evidence against him. So he always walks off a free man. Or is he enslaved by a new obsession? "You're guilty of about 10000 war crimes," Hermione snarled. "How is it you always walk free?" Lucius smirked, "Watch me, Miss Granger."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,530 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 2/19 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.] Fleur D.
Harry Potter and the Order of the Zero Waste reviews
Saving the planet by destroying Voldemort Inc. is the greatest battle the chosen one, Harry Potter, will ever face, but he must do everything possible to reduce, reuse and recycle. The Death Eaters can't stop him if he beats them up and eradicates their 7 evil horcruxes. Harry Potter first takes on the first evil Horcrux hurting the ocean. "This one's for the whale!" Harry yelled.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 9/3/2019 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Hermione G., Lavender B.
Well Worth the Trouble reviews
Only Sirius knows how to pull Hermione's buttons and get the better of her. Only this time, she has gotten the better of him and he wants to make sure it stays that way: by marrying her...The proposal and wedding go well enough, but the honeymoon leaves a lot to be desired. Especially if creepy stalker Antonin Dolohov has a say! Sirmione with Antomione hints.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,920 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 2/11/2017 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.] Antonin D. - Complete
Pretty Parseltongue Woman reviews
After Voldemort runs off to Cuba and forgets to pack his pet snake with him, Harry Potter is left taking care of one human snake animagus. But Nagini is nothing like he expected. And she has a lot to learn about the world because after living with Voldemort, she doesn't really understand anything about acting normal or not killing muggles. Written before Fantastic Beasts!18k views!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,776 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 2/18/2017 - [Harry P., Nagini] Hermione G., Voldemort
Tom Riddle's Diary: Genie in a Bottle reviews
The early years of being a bored Dark Lord who likes to kill and torture people...except you're stuck in a diary. Until finally somebody bothers to get to know you, but who will that be? "Help! Somebody help me! I'm a teenage dark lord stuck in a diary! Help let me out! I'm just like a genie in a bottle!" Hermione/Tom Riddle. Draco/Voldemort. Catfights over the DarkLord!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,433 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 11/22/2016 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] [Draco M., Voldemort]
Rain Down Under reviews
Water is wet. Hermione can't stop staring at Neville, or noticing how he's changed. Neville can't stop staring at the pretty brunette either. It's been years since they left Hogwarts and they only reunite to help as volunteers for the Australian wildfires. But can either work up the courage to be more than friends, or will hope be lost in the fires as well? Nevmione. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,607 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 2/4 - [Hermione G., Neville L.] - Complete
Everchanging reviews
Remus/Tonks/Sirius. She was always changing. She could never make up her mind or heart. Tonks is a mess and so is Sirius. Like Black siblings; orphaned; lost; they took shelter in each other's arms; in this giant house...Things have always been topsy turvy in Grimmauld Place. But can they heal each other or will these two Black family members destroy Remus in the process?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,034 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 8/22/2015 - Sirius B., Remus L., Bellatrix L., N. Tonks
Of Pumpkin Lattes and Things Long Past reviews
Theodore Nott doesn't want things, he gets them. So when he is confronted with his reflection in the Mirror of Erised, he is suitably conflicted: for beside him stands, not a pureblood, but a mudblood. A very famous one. With bushy, brown hair and wide brown eyes. She'd never think of him as anything more than the Death Eater from the war, why couldn't he forget her too? THEOMIONE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,023 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 11/20/2019 - Published: 9/2/2016 - [Hermione G., Theodore N.]
Reversing Time, Recapturing You reviews
What a stupid conversation for them to be having on their first meeting as two adults. Somehow she imagined their first meeting being more mature, or at least romantic. Not making jokes about groping or him mentioning the blood on her clothes or him seeming scared she wanted to kill him. "Should I call you babe then?" Sirius asked. Hermione narrowed her eyes, "Absolutely not." R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,555 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/15/2019 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.] - Complete
The Remembrall reviews
His Remembrall glowed red for two weeks until he finally realized what he should've done all along. When Hermione and Neville work together in herbology labs, suddenly their feelings change or is it just the pollen making them lust over each other? Neville/Hermione. Nevmione marriage. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,642 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/27/2019 - Published: 5/20/2016 - [Hermione G., Neville L.] Seamus F., P. Sprout - Complete
Burning Down Privet Drive reviews
For his 21st birthday, Luna has a surprise gift. And it's nothing Harry could have ever expected or predicted. Then again, nothing about living with beautiful weirdo Luna Lovegood is ever predictable, is it? Post-war Harry. "Be a freak like me too," Luna whispers. Story about PTSD, abusive childhood, and letting go of the past. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,967 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/27/2019 - Published: 10/20/2016 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Ginny W., Dudley D. - Complete
While Your Lips Are Still Red reviews
Sirius was trouble and a bit of an arsehole. But she'd been dating him since Hogwarts and it wasn't fair that Lily got everything, the house, the ring, the marriage and child...while Sirius's idea of romance was giving her a joke-shop ring and calling it a day. AU. Marauder's Era. James/Lily. Sirius/Hermione. 15k views, thanks for reading, please review :)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,439 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/16/2019 - Published: 9/28/2016 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.] Remus L.
Don't Overthink Things reviews
James Potter was everything Hermione had always been trying to avoid in her life. Arrogant. Cruel. A golden boy with a golden snitch in his hands. JamesHermione. JAMIONE. (Now 62 views away from 100k views! Thank you for reading!)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,983 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 6/19/2019 - Published: 2/29/2016 - [Hermione G., James P.] Sirius B. - Complete
Tall, Dark, Brooding and a complete prat! reviews
Hermione and Snape are both adults when they start dating, but the big age gap between them still makes the former Potions Master uncomfortable about approaching her parents...or asking for her hand in marriage. Plus Lucius gets involved...because he's a nosy bugger. Snamione snark and fluff. With a kinky Lucius/snape/Hermione plot twist later.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,958 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 6/22/2018 - Published: 1/20/2017 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Draco M., Lucius M.
Don't Ever Have Kids reviews
Sirius and Hermione are exhausted parents but still try to make time for love...when not being pranked by their own kids or blacklisted by babysitters. Sirmione fluff without plot. Complete! (Can be read as a sequel to my other story "Well Worth the Trouble".)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,049 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/19/2018 - Published: 1/5/2017 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.] - Complete
Things NOT To Do When Dating Sirius Black reviews
Hermione makes a list. Of all the things Sirius Black is doing to drive her up the wall...and other surfaces. Humor/comedy. New dilemma: SPEW HATS on the wrong ends of house elves! STOP IT SIRIUSLY!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/15/2018 - Published: 1/25/2018 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.] - Complete
Sirmione Tales reviews
Sirmione tales. Sirius/Hermione. Postwar, prewar, comedies and timetravelling assorted eras. Newest chapter: clubbing again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,870 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/31/2017 - Published: 11/3/2015 - [Sirius B., Hermione G.]
A Knight with Freckles reviews
The red-head is her Knight with freckles and Godric Gryffindor's Sword. Now he just has to meet her parents. Ron/Hermione. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,895 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 9/5/2016 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] Dr. Granger, Mrs. Granger - Complete
So Happy Together: Sirius and Snape reviews
Imagine Snape and Sirius, I do. Severus Snape/Sirius Black happy fluff. Enemies turned to something more...? My new OTP. Snape is Sirius's dirty little secret. Song: Teenage Dirtbag
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/28/2017 - Published: 10/17/2016 - [Sirius B., Severus S.] - Complete
My Wife the SJW reviews
Ron and Hermione's marriage of social justice, change, humour and odd romance. Because Hermione was first and foremost: an activist. SPEW humour and Santa Clause included...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,321 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/5/2017 - Published: 6/11/2016 - [Hermione G., Ron W.] - Complete
Hermione's Last Thought reviews
AU. She did not escape out of Malfoy Manor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/22/2017 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Draco's Kitty reviews
Cat!Hermione is an animagus kept by Draco Malfoy. It is his condition for letting her live. Of course, he's more affectionate for her than he admits. She is cute after all. Dramione. Mild sub/dom roleplay.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,890 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 1/21/2017 - Published: 1/12/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
The Five People Jyn Meets in Heaven reviews
Did anyone else feel like Jyn died much too soon, with many questions left unanswered? Well, the Force doesn't die, the energy continues. And Jyn awakens on the other side, where she will finally be able to unite with Cassian and her father and a few others who have been waiting to meet her...Including the Force. [Jyn Erso/Cassian Andor] [Also RIP Carrie Fisher]
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/29/2016 - [Jyn E., Cassian A.] Leia O., Galen E.
All I want for Christmas (and New Years) is You reviews
Sirius thinks Hermione hates him. But there's actually only one thing Hermione wants for Christmas...and it starts under the mistletoe. But will she be brave enough to tell him? Warnings of Molly Weasley, boxing day, the twins, pranks, giant chocolate frogs & cruelty to house-elves.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,234 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 12/29/2016 - Published: 12/26/2015 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.] [Remus L., N. Tonks]
The Tom Riddle Who Stole Christmas reviews
AU. What if Tom Riddle's diary was never found or used in Book 2? And when Voldemort died in Book 7, he didn't actually die? Voldemort, in his handsome younger form, turns up for Christmas of course, and Hermione just happens to be the unfortunate soul who is given the diary by a vindictive Malfoy. Please review :)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,086 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/26/2016 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] Harry P., Luna L.
The Elements reviews
How do you build a great school like Hogwarts? By using the elements of course: Fire, Earth, Air and Water. Godric/Helena. Godric/Rowena. Salazar/Rowena. A dark tale of brilliant minds gone awry with love, greed and inescapable lust for knowledge. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2016 - Salazar S., Godric G., Rowena R., Founders - Complete
I'll Be Home for Christmas reviews
Anthony Goldstein/Hermione. With his roots in New York and his heart in England, Andy must deal with a hate crime against his family while remembering his heart and the wedding ring he carries in his pocket for when he returns. But will Anthony Goldstein be able to find or solve this hate crime, or will he let hate overshadow his heart? ( Hiatus til next christmas/Channukah)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/25/2016 - Published: 12/23/2016 - [Hermione G., Anthony G.] Porpentina S.
Sirius As a Girl reviews
Remus/Sirius. Sirius is a girl, Remus is the boy who takes care of her as her troubled family life and addiction problems threaten to make this runaway's heart unbreakable. Wolfstar, angst and humour. But can Remus teach Sirius to stop breaking the laws a
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/17/2016 - Published: 12/8/2016 - [Sirius B., Remus L.]
A Ronks Christmas reviews
How do you cheer up Sirius Black? With fake plastic turds of course. Christmas fluff: Remus/Tonks, with Sirius and Remus friendship; James in memoriam. Have a holly jolly Christmas.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/11/2016 - [Remus L., N. Tonks] Sirius B. - Complete
His Blue Eye reviews
"What is your name?" "Alastor," he panted. Long swaths of silky dark reddish-brown hair fell into his face; she could only make out one of his piercing blue eyes. Time travel. Hermione/mystery.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/23/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Remus L., Alastor M. - Complete
Blind Rage reviews
Draco is a tortured artist. Hermione is his muse. But can Hermione help this broken Death Eater see the light again? AU Dramione. Dark, warnings of verbal abuse and servant/master assault. When you are blind with rage, can you see the colours anymore?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/20/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Serious Sirius reviews
Serious Sirius oneshots, no comedy here, just complete seriousness with sirius. Sirius/Molly. Chapter 2: Sirius/Petunia Chapter 4: Astoria Greengrass/Sirius. Coming eventually: Sirius/McGonagall, Sirius/Augusta Longbottom; Sirius/Rowena Ravenclaw
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,441 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/14/2016 - Published: 8/1/2015 - [Sirius B., Molly W.] Petunia D. - Complete
She's Resplendent reviews
Sometimes you think you have everything you want, until you realize everything you have is a lie and nothing compares to the girl that makes you cry. "I think about her everyday." Bill shook his head, "I don't want you to see her again." Fleur/Hermione. Bill/Fleur. Complete but with sequel vignettes that continue their affair.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,526 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/31/2016 - Published: 9/25/2016 - [Hermione G., Fleur D.] - Complete
Fear of Heights reviews
James decides, with his usual candor, that it would be a brilliant idea to try to teach Hermione broomstick flying and Quidditch. Hermione disagrees. Too bad James doesn't listen and disaster, flying and groin-crushing ensues. JamesHermione. Complete. Companion piece to Don't Overthink Things.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,877 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/9/2016 - [Hermione G., James P.] - Complete
Tiny Ball of Light reviews
When he is tortured, he thinks of her. Deathly Hallows AU where only Ron, not Harry and Hermione, are captured and tortured at Malfoy Manor. Dark Ron/Hermione. Male/male abuse. Complete oneshot, but I will be adding two sequels to it. ThorfinnRowle/Ron. ThorfinnRowle/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,981 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 8/31/2016 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] T. Rowle
Lovestoned, or the Invention of Nargles reviews
Xeno/Sirius/Hermione. Harry/Luna. Wacky and crazy story. Everyone was getting high in the 1970s. Hermione unfortunately is stuck there with the biggest stoner of them all: Xenophilius Lovegood...plus young Sirius comes along too. Because Xeno is his drug dealer...things just get crazier from there. Timetravel OT3 [cheech and chong fans might like this]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,213 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/22/2016 - Published: 8/1/2016 - [Hermione G., Sirius B., Xenophilius L.] Harry P.
Metamorphmagi Have More Fun reviews
Tonks is given the incredibly dangerous mission of breaking into Malfoy Manor by posing as a blonde pureblood. Sirius and Remus are assigned to help her. But everything goes mind-boggingly wrong when she runs into her own sister Hermione who has already infiltrated the Manor by dating Draco! A tale of love, war & mistaken identities! *With Sirius crossdressing*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,901 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/18/2016 - Published: 9/14/2015 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Draco M., N. Tonks
How Can You Mend a Broken Heart? reviews
Sometimes goodbye is just the beginning. Sirmione mini novel. Post war. HIATUS, pending rewrite
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,101 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/13/2016 - Published: 3/30/2016 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.]
You Will Live on a Farm With Many Goats reviews
How Xenophilius Lovegood and Pandora met and fell in love. Lovegood family fluff/romance. "Then you don't want me to avoid you?" "No, that was the most foolish request of all, I don't actually despise you!" Complete little fairytale. Xenophilius/Pandora.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/2/2016 - [Xenophilius L., Mrs. Lovegood] Luna L. - Complete
Regulus Black and the Magic Mirror reviews
Regulus took the mirror because he wanted to speak to his brother. He didn't take it to meet her. But then dark magic is powerful and can transcend even time and death. Regulus/Hermione. WIP. M rated ending if requested.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,763 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 4/17/2016 - Published: 4/14/2016 - [Hermione G., Regulus B.] Sirius B., Kreacher
Death Eater Dancers reviews
It's Hermione's hen night and Ginny takes her out. With a big surprise. You'll never guess who she hired! "You're the worst stripper I've ever seen! You should've been fired ages ago for mouthing off to the customers!" Warning: absolute nonsense. Complete for now but I will be adding more oneshots to this collection later, thanks everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,288 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/22/2016 - Published: 8/13/2015 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
A Sky Full of Stars reviews
"I'm right here," he sighed as he grabbed her hand in his own. It was warm and rough as his larger hand encircled her fingers and rubbed at her palm. "The ones that love us, never really leave us." Sirius/Hermione...Motorbikes, karma, late night kisses, tyrannical redheads called Jess, the usual...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,965 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/10/2016 - Published: 9/23/2015 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.] Harry P.
The Five People Snape Meets in Heaven reviews
Snape and the Marauders were enemies in life, can they become friends in death? Sirius, Remus, Peter, James and Lily each have their chance to speak to Snape and exchange barbs and long overdue apologies. RIP Alan Rickman.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,195 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/25/2016 - Published: 1/15/2016 - Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Bookworm and the Azkaban Escapee reviews
Hermione stays the summer at Grimmauld Place and develops an unlikely connection to Sirius Black. Together they solve a mystery, prank London, bother each other and try to defeat the Dark Lord. Post OotP/Year 6. Warning: this story has lots of humour but it actually has lots of heart and siriusness too! Also contains Sirius and Hermione clubbing! (hiatus)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,010 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 1/10/2016 - Published: 8/18/2015 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.] Harry P., Ron W.
Surrender of the Black Family Rose reviews
What if the prophecy in the department of mysteries was about Sirius, not Harry? What if Hermione finds an ancient box in the Black family's possession that curses her and ties her fate irrevocably to Sirius? When forced into making a decision, will Sirius do the right thing or act recklessly? Eventual M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,140 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 11/30/2015 - Published: 7/12/2015 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.] Harry P., Ron W.
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