Author has written 15 stories for Hellboy, Labyrinth, and Star Wars.
well, what brought you to my little corner of the site
grade: in college
School: Minnesota State Community Technical College (MSCTC) GO SPARTANS!!
"Like my mother used to say, 'Being stupid isn't a sin, making it an art form however is an act of clinical insanity.'"
"The only thing a conformist hates more than a non conformist is a conformist that doesn't conform to the regular standards of conforming."
"When the chips are down the buffalo's empty."
"Close is only in horseshoes and hand gernades."
"Magic; ooh, magic; ooh."
"He's gonna rip out my intestiens and wrap them in a ventian blind!"
"Greenhorn doesn't mean dumbass."
"So you're the universe's butt puppet."
"Sometimes the way foreward is the way back."
"You say that so often, I wonder what your basis for comparison is."
Jareth: You remind of the babe...
"Nothing, nothing, nothing Tra la la"
"We die and the world will be poorer for it."
"Kiss my ecto plasmic shchwanzstuker!"
"Kissing ass leaves no minty after taste."
“Maniacal geniuses aren’t supposed to get cramps!” (I whole heartedly agree...)
“The most vivid memory I have has something to do with Jell-o and a Tweety Bird Pez dispenser.”
“Wait, wait. Yep, I hear a beer calling.”
"War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left" (So very true!)
"Oh, Spite! Oh, Hell! Damn it all!!" (Ever have one of those days...)
"Beauty always comes from within...within jars, tubes, and compacts." (I REALLY AGREE WITH THIS ONE!!)
"I'm not anti-social...I just don't like you."
"HEY! Yoda teaches jedi skills, not grammar!"